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MissesHisShots

Drop your hottest Kickoff take and I'll rate it in terms of hotness and correctness

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Hope we can have a civil and intellectual discussion :3

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g2 dont make bangkok

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Hotness: 9/10
Correctness: 4/10
I just don't see it, they look so strong that I don't think they won't come at least 2nd
They'll def beat LEV, Sen vs G2 is very winnable for G2 and in fact I favor them in that series
If they do lose however I still think they'd be strong enough to go though lowers

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g2 will lose out they play normally and try to control the pace of the game but if weird strat and idea are applied will throw them off bad plus they rely on leaf winning his 1v1 alot and sometimes leave him on a site himself

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that's an interesting way to look at it, however I don't think any of the americas teams are the type to throw a random weird strat at G2
even if, I think their firepower will bail them out and they'll adapt in 2-4 rounds

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RRQ made it to Bangkok
Kushy is the goat
#VIVARRQ

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It's possible. This is the best RRQ has ever been

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I think rrq and drx make it to bangkok

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Hotness: 8/10
Correctness: 6/10
It's definitely possible that DRX make Bangkok as they look like the best APAC team rn, cold take

RRQ on the other hand, I don't think they have it in them to make a run like that, especially if xffero is still sick
They'd have to beat NS, Talon/T1, PRX AND the loser of the upper final and I think it might be too hard for them.

If it does happen tho I'll become an RRQ fan on top of many other teams I support

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DRX do NOT look like the best apac team

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lmao ok

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I think they're the most consistent and quite good
I value consistency over peaks so maybe it's just me

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DRG was the 4th best team in Chinas kickoff. they only got out that early because of EDG

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true

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might even be 3rd tbh, we never saw them play billy, I think 100% Trace and EDG are better than DRG and i can only cope that DRG are better than Billy

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Hotness 5/10
Correctness 8/10

They definitely are in the discussion for top 4 in china since FPX looked so...mid
Right now I'd say it's
EDG
TRACE
BLG/XLG/DRG
NOVA/FPX
and then the rest

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thank you very much but... hotness only 5/10? I'm literally so hot like at least 7/10

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idk you personally but I don't think it's that hot of a take, I think people rate DRG overall

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CanadaMan

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ohhhhhhhh my dumbass thought you were rating my hotness like my physical appearance

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r u slow

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No he's a baiter

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so same thing

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I don't think you appreciate the brain power it takes for canadaman (and other baiters) to come up with such elaborate ragebaits. Some of our greatest minds can never find out what is bait and what is stupidity, it's a fine line. Just like absolute insanity and being a genius

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type shi

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they got 4th no?

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FUT is the best EMEA team rn

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Hotness: 6/10
Correctness: 8/10
They're definitely top 2, but since we haven't seen much of them or Team Sickretics I can see why you'd think that
FUT are a great team and I hope they get a good result at an international this year

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I played against xeus in team deathmatch, he had anonymous name so i only saw it after the match, literally everyone from my team and his team said that hes a cheater, i personally thought he was using triggerbot, your brain doesnt get to react to seeing him he already one taps u, i did manage to get him 4 times but that was only when he whiffed on me or i managed to one tap him, if u spray ur dead, im asc3 if it matters

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Imma need some clarification if this is a copypasta or not

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No

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They got destroyed

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i MAY have overhyped them

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EG will qualify for Bangkok

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Hotness: 9/10
Correctness: 3/10
As much as I'd love for it to happen, it's not going to
the absolute GAUNTLET they'd have to go through will prove too much for the team
I really like EG tho and I wish them lots successes in this year (I hope they make champs and yay proves his doubters wrong)

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NRG implode

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Hotness: 7/10
Correctness: 4/10
Unlikely, but very funny if it happens
RIP FNS's last year

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M8 make lower finals at least

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Hotness: 9/10
Correctness: 6/10
They have a hard bracket and even if they beat Fnatic I don't think it'd be doable
Fnatic, Fut/Vit, BBL
It would be interesting if that happened tbh, but it's unlikely

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Kinda funny that you just assume team heretics will just win out

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At some point you just have to assume shit and hope it works out

Also it's the most likely outcome and if TH lose then the chances for M80 plummit

(I hope they'll be cured of whatever disease was bothering them in their first match)

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I think vitality /fut can give them a run for their money honestly. Rn after the games I saw I think it's 50/50

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I agree but all M8 have to do is make the lower final so the upper final result doesn't matter and I have not included it so it's irrelevant to the discussion

Unless you're arguing that M8 are on the level of Fut and Vitality in which case...yeah no

Edit: I didn't mean to come off as rude, so I apologize

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EDG wont win CN Kickoff ( now thats a 10)

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....

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Talon clears all

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c9 drops someone for marved(im coping)

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Hotness: 7/10
Correctness: 6/10
For the roles to make sense they'd have to drop v1c unless they drop more than 1 player
I can see Clown9 dropping players because fuck you that's why
The bigger issue is I'm not sure if Marved would even want to play for C9

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Wait they dropping me, I didn't even know I'm on the team.

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EDG are winning Bangkok and TRACE will be second

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Hotness 11/10
Correctness -11/10

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I did say Kickoff, meaning ONLY Kickoff and not Bangkok, but since you're here....

Hotness: 10/10
Correctness: idk like a 2/10
As a fellow EDG believer I think they have a legit shot at winning
The second part of your take drags it down overall since I really think G2 are so much better than them

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Furia will cook, let them settle, khalil is a bum tho

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Hotness: 5/10
Correctness: 5/10
I think the Furia roster has potential based on the off-season, but that's only if they all click at the same time
Just give them time they will be the 10th best Americas team

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khalil had that one life game tho

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china will not make past groups in bangkok

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we witness derke's apotheosis after he drops 1000 acs in the grand final

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If this ends up being true then Derke is the undisputed Goat alongside Chronicle

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Nrg loses to kru

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Hotness: 9/10
Correctness: 4/10
I love Kru, but they confuse me
They looked lost against LOUD but beat the piss out of 2Glue
It'd be really funny if it happens and I'd love for it to happen, but I don't think it will

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Gx will win it all

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I SPECIFICALLY said KICKOFF take

but since you seem reasonable I'll do it anyway

Hotness: 9/10
Correctness: 4/10
There are lots of strong teams across the leagues and I don't think Giantx are one of those.
If they are to win they'd have to pull some serious bullshit out of their asses or really improve after kickoff, maybe a roster change or 2
Unlikely but plausible

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They will win kickoff all good

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Dgzin is (up to now) the MVP of Americas Kickoff

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Lev is NOT that good
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Prx will not make bangkok

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Hotness: 7/10
Correctness 9/10
Lev is 100% not as good as people make them out to be
PRX still have a shot at Bangkok but it's likely they won't make it.
I agree with you a lot

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Liquid make bangkok

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Hotness: 10/10
Correctness: no
no shot. Liquid look so bad in their games there is no way

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They have good abyss and haven and their fracture and pearl can be good too so you might never know

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Not surprise at all 👀

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LOUD making it top 4, could even get to top 3 or make bangkok if they go on a heater run

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Pacific is awful (top teams)

The average level of the region has been very impressive, but I wouldn't be surprised to see the region go 0-4 at Bangkok. Granted, the sample size is small, but all 3 of GENG, T1, PRX have left a ton to be desired imo and despite impressive, I don't see a team like RRQ hitting the level required to be a real threat internationally either. I'm not concerned long term, but I'm seriously pessimistic about the top end of Pacific going into Bangkok

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Hotness: 8/10
Correctness: 7/10
I think Pacific has the highest floor but also the lowest ceiling out of the 4 regions right now
You are forgetting DRX who I think will make it and will at least get a win but overall I agree with you

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I almost included DRX when I mentioned RRQ, just felt like RRQ were the ones who were being thought of slightly higher rn. DRX and them are basically neck and neck for likelihood to make imo.

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Keiko potentially best controller in the world 🐐✨

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Not too hot of a take but i wanted to throw it out there
If Bangkok has the 8 teams it's looking like will make it (G2, NRG/Sen, TH, Vit, DRX, T1/PRX, EDG, TE) then there won't be a bad game all tournament every matchup will be hype

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that's just how it's supposed to be. only good teams make it and every game is GAS

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Well yeah in theory, but last year madrid had only 4 or 5 good teams whereas both cn teams, team heretics, and loud all looked pretty dull leading to games like the 26-5 during loud vs EDG
This year looks like the average power of all 8 teams is so much higher and I'm hugely excited

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FNC make it to the finals in a lower bracket run with Kajaak activated

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Hotness: 6/10
Correctness: correct
WHO ARE WE!? FA NA TIC!!

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WHO. ARE. WE? FNC! You're so real for that

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in seriousned their potential game against FUT/Vitality will make or break their run, with FNC being underdogs imo
Correctness: 7/10, likely but not guaranteed

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OOOO AAA EEEEE. we need that guy back on stage

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Hes there

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t1 won't make bangkok

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Hotness: 8/10
Correctness: 5/10
There is certainly a world where they don't make it but I think they have the best shot excluding DRX
Could happen, but probably won't

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Team secret's showing was unlucky

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Hotness: 6/10
Correctness: 6/10
Team Secret played 2 quite strong teams and whilst they dominated on map 1 in both games they ended up losing soundly
At this point you have to ask if it's unlucky or maybe a choking issue?
Anyway they didn't play a weaker team so we might not know, they played teams on their level or higher so in that sense you can say they were unlucky

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nah it was choking no way jessievash is shooting more than everyone else, but yknow.

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I don't know, but I'll pretend I do know

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hes 34, lowk impressive but like wheres the youngins on the team

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drx, gen dont make bangkok

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who makes bangkok in ur mind

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t1, ns / prx

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Last one for the day

Hotness: 8/10
Correctness: 5/10
As a DRX believer for kickoff I do think they have the best chance at making it to Bangkok
I can totally see GenG not making it tho, this team lives and dies by Foxy9

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Lev is mid this year

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100t will come back and win Toronto

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DFM and Zeta might actually have a chance at champs this year but who knows honestly I really wanna see one of the Japanese teams to make it to champs and the radiant asia invitational gave me hope thanks to DFM making it to the final

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100T would still be in kickoff if boostio didn't play like he started using a computer last week

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Hotness: 1/10
Correctness: 9/10
I mean....yeah? I don't know what else to say

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Kaajak will diff Derke in the lower/grand final

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Hotness: 9/10
Correctness: 5/10
kajaak vs one of the GOATS is an interesting matchup in theory, but I don't think the youngling will diff Derke
The more likely outcome is the rest of VIT not stepping up and kajaak doing just enough to secure the dub

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giantx to reach final

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TLN and DFM make Bangkok

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Hotness: 8/10
Correctness: 4/10
Talon have a better chance but I don't think they'll beat T1 or DRX, the main contenders for the top 2 spots
And as much as I love our lord and savior Meiy I don't think they'll beat PRX
I just don't see it

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fns will beat g2 in grand finals of americas

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Fnc don't make bangkok

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Hotness: 4/10
Correctness: 7/10
As a closeted Fnatic supporter I'd hate that, but it might just happen.
Fnatic didn't make enough improvements to their squad (it's hard to replace Derke and Leo after all) while the rest of the field signed cracked players and now FNC don't look as good as they used to anymore
I hate that but what can you do

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FNC and Vitality make Bangkok

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XLG wins Bangkok!

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uh....someone tell him I don't have the heart

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How about TE causes generational upset at Bangkok?

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You mean like an upset win over G2?
I mean...could happen but also it's unlikely unless FengF has a generational series
Hotness: 8/10
Correctness: 5/10

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I politely disagree, FengF is in no way a carry. heybay's aim has improved quite a tad since champs, Luok1ng has always been quite good, Kai is lowkey the best player on the team, Biank probably weakest link on the team tbf. But yeah, FengF having a generational series would likely bag them a solid win.

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From what I was watching Trace FengF was owning (apart from that abyss against EDG
Kai, then FengF then Luok1ng, heybay and I agree Biank is the weakest link.
That doesn't mean they can't all start to hit and own people

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Which team do you want to see overperform?

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With how things are looking right now, I'd love for one of the 2nd seeds from either APAC or EMEA to overperform and prove everyone who thinks they're the 2 weakest regions wrong

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unmeasurable/10 Hotness
-10/10 correctness as XLG got 13-0'd to end their tournament life

You're welcome, MissesHisShots

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Appreciate it, GenG believer "neuroniumtwistanium"

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Been here supporting Gen.G since the first roster got announced in late 2022 post champs

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Well that's incredibly mean of you ):

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NongShim wins kickoff without any lose

(21 win streak)

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Hotness: 10/10
Correctness: -1/10
They lost to DRX

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Yeah I'm just imagining it

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NongShim qualifies bangkok

From premier -> masters ?

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Hotness: 7/10
Correctness: 6/10
They lost to (what I consider) the best APAC team rn but I still rate them really highly
I can see it happening if they get GenG and PRX but they'll struggle against T1

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XCE ctabust hits ascendant 3 tommorow match mvping every game on his way and his form is so good he looks like hes a masters mvp

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Aspas e amigos will play loud in lw3 + despite a great performance by aspas loud will win

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Hotness: 6/10
Correctness: 7/10
How can they play LOUD if they're going out against EG?
In all seriousness, I think that's just a good take if Loud continue their good form and cortezia forgets to plug in his monitor (this is a joke)

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Prx will crumble in the lower bracket and will not make bangkok

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Hotness: 7/10
Correctness: 6/10
With how they looked against T1 (before T1 let them back into the game) it could very well happen and I wouldn't be surprised
They'll definitely beat DFM but I don't have as much faith in them if they play DRX or GenG

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Lev will loose to G2 and NRG ( unless Demon1 doesn’t play Raze)

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Dude it's your 3rd hot take relax 😭 (jk I need something to do iły fnc fan)

Hotness: 7/10
Correctness: 6/10
Lev will def lose to G2, Leviathan look kinda mid this year even with all the talent
I'm not sure about NRG yet, they're very up and down and it'll come down to their form
Definitely possible and unsurprising if comes true

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Sorry Bro but I’m kinda depressed bcs china kickoff already finished and I’ve only seen 2 FNC matches

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We can cry together as FNC fans, the BBL game was soul crushing and yeah there's not much else to watch bc china ended so soon

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prx makes Bangkok and g2 disappoints this year

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PRX makes Bangkok
Hotness: 6/10
Correctness: 6/10
Could see it happen but it's unlikely with how many "good"/"top" teams there are in APAC rn, and with how they looked against T1 I think PRX will end up 3rd or 4th

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G2 jumps off the map again

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How funny would that be
Lots of teams jump off the map after a failed 5-stacking a site so G2 jumping wouldn't be THAT surprising
Hotness: 3/10
Correctness: 8/10

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yes but it's G2, i legally have to clown on them

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Geng dont make bangkok

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Hotness: 4/10
Correctness: 7/10
With the amount of "top" teams in APAC it's only natural one of them misses out and it very well could be GenG
Not that hot of a take

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Japanese valorant will never amount to nothing

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PRX dont change their roster for the entire year(ik not kickoffs but still hot take)

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Hotness: 1/10
Correctness: 10/10
At this point they're just a pack of friends fucking around and owning T1 teams
I don't even know what kind of roster change they could make

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j0nggg
+yay

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bruh misseshisshots dont ghost me goat answer #104 pls king