Real football in your eyes must be the fat belly that you see when you try to walk, wannabe shitsuke piglet lmao

Anyone with two eyes can tell that their best player after kickoff was Marteen lmao

N4rrate overperformed in the first event and then got dvicked down by guys like Chronicle lmao

Still remember that Viper ace on Lotus

But don't worry wannabe Shitsuke merchants like you only wake up to take in oxygen, must be difficult to laydown with that fatass of yours so I don't expect you watch games anyways lmaooo

AMERICAS> in obesity? Yup

W mexican

Apeks will play a total of 2 games this coming event. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. Literally a PR signing.

The only thing that getting destroyed is the fake ass inflated ratings from tier 3/4 that this abysmal ass shitter farmed by abusing shitty system by Riot.

Literally made orgs like LOUD, BBL etc leave the GC scene, some crazy empowerment that is lmaooo

GOAT IGL. I believe in KC.

Better than that professional cringe( hate to use this 14 year old vocabulary but nonetheless) tiktoker from Fnatic and that overrated twitch IGL who should've retired a long time ago from NRG.

I feel bad for replying to the abysmal ass retard but nonetheless its

EMEA: Apeks( literally employed a tier 3/4 shitter who got diffed by Alvinboy who works at driveways), Navi( dogshit org that needs to let go of Shao)

AmericASS: Literally 90% of the teams. Except G2, Furia, KRU and maybe EG but they have pooper as their coach

APAC: Paper Rex( hopefully they get exposed and never make it to LAN ever again), Talon, TS

Downvoted for speaking the truth, typical reaction from a website full of 14 year old retards who think popularity= truth

Result of failed parenting. Sad...lmao

Natank - 78?

Yeah there is a reason why RB left your dumbass, chronically online dipshit lmaoo

Both are going to dump Pacific into the mud lmao

Marteen is barraging in scrims and pratice for you information lmaoo

Fatherless piglet strikes again with his cholesterol heavy takes lmao

Remember when Chronicle owned your dumbass, I do lmaooo

You don't read your posts? Abysmal ass retard

Watch NightZ1x shit the bed with Cubert lmao while Rankers will still do decent without him

Not spraying is bad. Valorant players are all on equal footings. Their skill gap is not that much to the point where players can't simply have insane aim and think they can beat anybody and everybody.

Multiple pros like Tenz, Ardiis etc have said this, unlike CS where guys like S1mple/Zywoo/m0nesy/donk/Niko are at the top then there is gap between them and others, Valorant happens to be different. It has lot of factors that come into play and just only having a 'robotic aim' will never be useful.

Blud said future donk of Valorant lmao, Nightz1x is literally a clove merchant and your typical NA all aim no brain player.

Literally multiple pros and former pros said they were heavily disappointed how basic his comms and utility usage was. Also Nightz1x just like Verno has that robotic aim, they always look for headshots, as soon mfs spray, you know they're losing the fight instantly. Also Nightz1x literally doesn't spray smokes which is like bread and butter of modern valorant, that's why he has such high HS%.

You want to learn aim? Watch someone like Chronicle play, he literally can spray down enemies with vandal, his understanding of gun mechanics is insane. His aim routine(as stated by nAts himself) is literally weird as it comes, he grinds shvit loads of DM and uses range bots to time his bullets and resets. Even someone like Sayf is good to watch, he actually utilizes all dimensions of a gun fight during DMs and only focuses on the fight in front of him instead of simply running around and aim diffing kids like your usual bvm NA pros do lmaoo

Edit: The future of NA is not Nightz1x, but Kaoticc. You heard it first here.

That Gambit team were the best ever. Everyone flexes how Valorant is so inconsistent so no team will have a 'era' but that Gambit team literally defined perfection, they will default for 95% of the round, all 5 players showing discipline higher than Aspas and then their exec will end in a flash, like they fvcking avengers, everyone knew what they were supposed to hold and they had utmost trust in each other. The observers were always appalled by how they couldn't even cover a single fight, it was that fvcking fast.

They threw that Icebox map, otherwise they could've easily won Champs. I still haven't seen a better individual performance in a champs finals map from someone thar could beat that crazy Fracture performance nAts had. Half of the Acend team was asking his settings in All chat lmaoo

The war fcked Gambit the most. Anyone who knew Gambit, rightfully believes that they could've pulled off whatever slump they had coming, that org was build different.

Fluent: Faeroese
Cantonese

Decent:
Swedish
Danish
A bit of German

Beginner: English

They are gonna do something better, they'll win a event.

Something Paper Rex couldn't do

So I am here to give you a final reminder that Americvck region is about to fall off like a bvitch. Hope we all enjoy every living second of their misery and watch their bvm ahh fans cry 24X7. Amen.

reduxx has been a rookie since JFK regime lmao

At McDonald’s under the golden arch,
Two employees began their lazy march.
FNS and Zellsis, the notorious pair,
Left the grill unattended—chaos everywhere.

The burgers sat, not a single flip,
While FNS planned his next snack trip.
Zellsis leaned back with a sly little grin,
"Who needs work when the fries can spin?"

The customers grumbled, the line grew long,
While FNS hummed his favorite song.
Zellsis joked, "Let’s just take a break,
This burger-flipping gig’s a piece of cake."

But the manager came with a furious stare,
"Get back to work! You’re causing despair!"
FNS and Zellsis jumped to their feet,
Dodging the wrath with a hasty retreat.

Now back on the grill, they learned their fate,
No slacking allowed when orders await.
The moral is clear, it’s not just a job—
At McDonald’s, teamwork handles the mob!

🇺🇸🦅

You are high off the wazzooo, they are never winning anything. 👍

100 Thieves need to be kicked out of Valorant as a whole. Garbage org that employs garbage players maybe except Zander. Only their merch seems good and thar shvit is overpriced lmao

Edgy music for 16 year olds, suits bums like you lmao

Respect Fnatic, your prodigal father Chronicle plays for them, shvitstain piggy lmaoo

It was never alive in the first place.

Humanity fell off

No Natank? Horrible list

It's crazy how deliberately a immature streamer brings hate to a well raised individual just coz of a video game. And their lame ahh community likes to act mature all the time only for them to pounce on these harmless small players till they completely experience a brain drain.

Babyshitsuke, you literally got owned by your(and your shit stain of a region's) prodigal father, Chronicle. How is a bvichass like you still talking is beyond any possible comprehension. Please do the world a favor and deactivate, since none of us can take the burden of being your father lmao

Heretics victims talking lmao

With all due respect

He literally played multiple agents at top level for years, blud he was employed by Liquid, G2, Heretics, FPX, NRG and NAVI. You think that these orgs are picking up a 'Chamber merchant'?? What about the time before Chamber was released? Typical revtarded VLR take, horrible 14 year old cvunts who don't know anything about the game and have 0 understanding of life, but like to act mature for no reason at all.

Imagine being this dvmb that you cannot point out a joke from the real thing, especially when its so obvious lmaoo

Like 99.9% of NA pros/streamers alone have bigger ego than Ardiis, hell that shvitty Fnatic flair of yours has multiple pros/streamers who have bigger ego than Ardiis lmao

No Faroe Islands? Horrible thread.

Because only obese wannabe shiitsuke piglets like you say otherwise and like they say, if a bum ass says something, automatically assume that the opposite is true.

Its not for tier 2 is what I am trying to say, they are only doing this for the partnered teams, quite possibly one of the only good decisions that could have helped in stabilizing the tier 2 scene and bringing back the orgs that have simply stopped their Riot games esports operations. I simply don't see how viewership can back up the financial status of tier 2.

Well fucking done Riot, surely these couple of orgs will keep sailing your already sinking ship, on top of that they are trying so hard to keep their pretentious wisdom merchant identity intact

Furia would own every NA team except maybe G2

He ain't winning anything pal, I don't know what sparked this crazy hype around him but he is simply not good enough. NRG will be mid simple as that.

Fraudulent title says this retard lmao

Kaajak can literally develop to be the next Aspas or even better, you don't believe the hype but big orgs do, he has shown crazy improvements in the past years too

There are firing on all cylinders too, while these other new rosters are playing offseason and exhibition matches, they are using their time to bootcamp around the world. Most players have already traveled to their homes for holidays but these mfs are grinding. They have pressure, it's understandable.

You'll never get your Donk. Free CIS till it's backward.

Wait, is this the actual reference?

Sir, another 'I Stay' message has hit..

You can only remember that one tweet that got attention for the wrong reason, I am not surprised. I rather judge someone when they are doing their job than judge them for what they tweet out on their social media.

And I say this coz JoshRT( G2's coach) actually clarified the Abyss jump-off incident and he began it by saying that he got that idea from Lothar lmaoo

You guys are on the internet, so it is always better to get the full context of things before we react especially since most of it is available easily to us, just coz someone is getting downvoted or disliked on their socials doesn't mean they are wrong especially when its twitter where all people do is engagement bait

I said his knowledge of the game is incredible. I don't care how much of a elo terrorist he is, if you've ever seen any of his post-game or mid-game analysis, you'll realize that he is very good. The same goes for Sean Gares.

Goat who can't even play all duelists let alone all roles and has won only 1 trophy. Yup

Verno if you're a Americass muncher

Riens if you have a brain