Nah I don't remember seeing Gaben twerking and emoting for a dolla like that, I think he has some self respect, you know who doesn't have self respect? Bronzilian flag users, who will bounce on that Tencent thang everyday, thanking them for letting Asspiss bait Bumtezia every round without banning him for being a fraud lmfao

https://x.com/VALORANT/status/1973372464550846845

Look at these retarded videos that Riot does occasionally, they are practically begging for money while someone literally emotes like a clown the entire time. I have never seen Valve do this with CS like ever, when will Riot change for the better? Even the people who work there look like they are imprisoned or something lmfao

When will Harbour get his rework? Mfs are making us wait till eternity while they drop another dogshit 2.0 skin every other week.

edit: Holy Riot dickriders are spilling it everywhere, ewwww

Here's the positivity for your fatass: I am sure you'll be able see your toes by next year 🙏

Well if I have to be honest then Aspas is one of the greatest of all time. Easily a top 2 duelist oat and one of the nicest guy in the scene.

Mibr is also a very good team full of hardworking individuals who showed that they weren't wasting a spot for Americas, rather they went all out and forced everyone to respect them

Brazil in general is a very beautiful place with a impeccable culture, every citizen of that country takes pride in it and defends it like every responsible countrymen should do for their nation/people.

But this is Vlr and we MUST maintain the agenda, it is what it is

Cortezia clips them with his teeths afaik

Correct yourself you bum, 0 is too high and generous. In my mind Pooper Rex are already eliminated. Flashback will father those lost kids since Doma might be out of town for a while.

Hopefully someone's keeping the updated Pooper Rex father count list.

Wolves also had a good run at Toronto

The best player in the world has always been the SiuFatBB

My balls are bigger than Pooper Rex’s chances of winning this event

Just like how my balls are bigger than the brains of the pea brained retards who replied before you

Thank you for coming to my ball talk

This top 3 is pretty good yeah?

• FNATIC obviously the greatest team of all time chasing after their first Champs trophy. The GOAT Chronicle getting the much deserved Champs trophy that he lost coz of that one round on Icebox while being the best player in the world.

• DRX lead by Mako who had to watch his brothers Stax and Buzz win earlier this year, it feels like his time to claim one which will be fitting since he was always the best out of that Vision Strikers core. Also Flashback Yoru is chef kiss. Also I have always been an Free1ng believer.

• NRG having some decent players, always been a Mada believer, good to see him be successful. Bonkar obviously carrying that Guild legacy.

I think the only downside NRG having shitcan fans who are always chronically online( you know who you are, bum). They'll be insufferable if they win but then again that's the whole personality of Americuck fans anyway. Also Boaster and his inner circle of extremely sensitive cringe fucks annoy me a lot so that'll be another downside. Rest assured we're having a good tournament. W

Can the fatherless Americuck fans clarify the count?? I haven't seen the numbers

I juat saw that Mid in Bronzil got dicked down by DRX just like I had predicted. Did Flashback put his balls on Bumtezia's head or no? I heard he aced in a decisive round, must have felt foreign to the Bronzilian baiter.

Anyways what's the orgasm counter for the Aspas fanboys? Did his baiting and blatant stat padding( which btw is universally acknowledged by multiple pros) rolled your eyes back or no? I hope it did coz Asspiss is FINISHED. You won't experience that again in a long long while.

Now he'll pack his bags and get farmed by some random tier 3 pro for easy paychecks. W career plan lmfao

AMEN

Your dumbass had all Chinese and Pacific teams making to playoffs, only 2/8 went. I had all 4 EMEA teams making playoffs, 3/4 went. Thanks to the courtesy of great team Lulquid.

Even fate doesn't care about what your bitchass wants lmfao, keep crying bum

Mid in Bronzil. We appreciate the shit games you made us sit through, the event couldn't have asked for worse participants.

I am glad that I'll no longer have to see Bumtezia act tough for the 48373 time while he makes a shit-holding face.

I am gald that I no longer have to watch some random fatasses throwing signs while sucking off Asspiss after he gets a lucky collat for the 48488 time

I am glad I don't have to watch that fake humble bum, who thinks he's a hotshot even though his last trophy was all the way back in 2022, and all he does is bait on Duelist role lmfao

Amen

The only thing you need to know shite is that LRG ain't winning the trophy, your welcome

True, Pooper Rex needed a new father figure, immediately. I am thankful to Doma for adopting those lost kids.

Also, Asspiss did the old trick where he farmed americuck team for the 39493729382 time, which helped his retarded dickriders have a collective orgasm LMFAO

Just saw that Pooper Rex shat the bed as expected and that too via choking! Their retarded fangirls deluded themselves into thinking the bums have redeemed themselves into something that they never were, WINNERS.

Also, what a game from DOMA, he truly is the new father of Pooper Rex.

Plus Mid in Bronzil lost even though the old reliable Americuck merchant, Asspiss farmed LRG?? That's a W day.

Now, Heretics and DRX can do the needful so that we can see who goes on to face FNATIC in the Finals.

Their biggest problem is that professional baiter, Asspiss and Bumtezia, the latter always looks like he's perma holding shit lmfao

If they sort out these 2 bums then for sure Mid in Bronzil will be the best tier 5848-...I mean best Brazilian team for sure 💯💯

Stroke patients can watch the match too, fastest ticket to afterlife lmfao

Are you tired of shitting/puking non stop and want everything to come out at once??? Don't worry Tencent's lil bitch, Riot Games is coming out with an exclusive telecast of the greatest shit inducing, nausea filled midoff between Mid in Bronzil and LRG.

Both teams come from the all time shitter region, AmericASS. Don't miss out coz according to the 10 time no-wipe champion, Bumtezia, the professional baiter might make an appearance,

Your shitcan region's leftover teams are LRG and Made In Bronzil, I would like to know what either of these garbanzo have achieved this year internationally

Chronically online Americuck fan lmfao

Why do we need to have an americuck team in the lower finals, bruh? Absolute shitty ass region that sneaked in 3 teams coz China and Pacific didn't show up this event. Can we simply skip the formality and have FNATIC and Heretics/DRX meet straight at finals? We all know the script anyway, and nobody with more than 2 working braincells wants to see these other trashcan garbanzo teams, especially Mid in Bronzil play lmfaooo

Garbage caster sideSLOW: "Leaf is the best player in the WORLD alongside Something and f0rsakeN"

Yeah, bald shitcan. We can all see that now, lmfaooo

Mibbers

Could've called yourselves 'retards', it would've been true and sounded better lmfao

What do you mean Pooper Rex is still in this tournament, this is not Pacific blud, Pooper Rex are getting railed NEXT lmfao

Fathered again, it's a ritual for babyshitsuke lmfao

First gotta watch his shitcan region get railed and then get spanked by his owners later lmfao

Bald clown is doing tricks on it, come up for air blud, G2 still plays one more time before heading home lnfao

Send these shitcans especially Mid in Bronzil back home. Americuck region doesn't deserve to have more than 2 slots, we all know they will get farmed in playoffs anyways lmfao

And you can do the funniest shit ever as well by shutting your bitchass up lmfao

Yoru - ASSpas

Horrible player lmfao

RRQ Monyet: "We’ve been trying so hard from Toronto, EWC, and now Champs, and finally today we got a win."

These guys got grouped at EWC and were still tryharding, lmao. It just goes to show the buffoons who call the EWC trophy 'worthless' that it actually mattered to the players.

But its understandable, honestly. I don't expect the dumb 14-16-year-olds here to know anything about 'Hard Work' anyway lmfao

That might be true actually since Whzy is very good players but what about your parents going insane with the slippery hands??

Tf bro, I thought we were going to slap the fuck outta Mid in Bronzil. How are we dropping stinkers man?? I was too close to putting some dough on you but damn this game opened my eyes

Edit: I say this as fan btw, apparently it was not understanble for some slow kids whose parents had slippery hands lmfao

Yoru takes actual skill and brain power to make him work. These clowns only know how to abuse broken agents like old Jett, Chamber etc.

It's not really about Dive duelist or Non Dive duelists, Yoru contributes in multiple fonts other than being a Duelist, he can be a very good secondary initiator and is super helpful in selling fakes across the maps.

Their salty crybaby fans won't admit it but they definitely sabotaged their team's hardwork and time by not committing to be a good Yoru player. Especially Aspas since he is considered 'GOAT' by some deluded people lmfao

You lack much more than that, especially on brain side of things considering you willingly support Mid in Bronzil lmfao

Won the round that matters and took his team to playoffs while the other went 😖

Lmfao

I want to start by saying that I have been following Valorant Competitive since the beginning and there are certain things I have learnt along the way. Whatever we write online about pros usually ends up reaching them, so yesterday I said some rough stuff about MIBR Cortezia, and I have done some research and realized how wholesome Cortezia actually is. He is indeed a whimsical guy, and I ended up catching this wholesome/funny moment between him and Aspas yesterday on Bind against Fnatic lmao

Wholesome/Funny moment: https://postimg.cc/3kmxBm85

Source: 0 ball knowledge and innate ability to give dogshit takes lmfao

Atleast one China team is going through blud, live in fucking reality for once lmfao

Cry about it bum

Two retards stroking each other lmfao

Reminder: Only 1 team from Pacific+China has made playoffs haha

Most intelligent Shite opinion, somehow it landed between dogshit and catshit.

Wow

Made up for all the trash talking he was doing, fucking bum thinks he can talk shit to the GOAT

Go home Bronzil

Retarded pooper rex fan moment as usual, bum wrote '2 years' as if this is entirely an different game now lmfao

There is a reason why Riens modeled his game after Leo, the guy who can singlehandedly shit on those femboys from pooper rex lmfao

Bounce on it while you are at it lmfao

Ara is bigger than him and this shitcan of a team called pooper rex, mfs won one tournament after tons of luck and formatting issue and suddenly their clown fans thought they are ELITE lmfaooo

VCT 2022 was so free for Americas yet they couldn't win all events.

EMEA(Best region of 2021): Most impacted region. Teams, players, coaches, staff etc couldn't travel. Organization were gulaged. Sub region league were shut down.

Pacific: Still trying to be competitive outside that Vision Striker core. Crazy Racoons(weak international showing in 2021) and ZETA crossing out to see who comes out of Japan. South east asia with very low skill ceiling and no international exposure. Certified one team region and even they were chokers.

China: Didn't exist.

LOUD and Optic trophies shouldn't count at all, pure mickey mouse trophies.

People shit talk Acend for Champs 2021 but they faced all elite teams especially the finalists of last event and had too much pressure outside the game as well. They are the REAL champions.

He's talking about Midlorescent and the shitcans who like that tier 434556 pro

Hope this helps, I_Love_Bronzil

Aleksibot lmfao

Yeah better at being shit lmfao

Cuckmericas only wins have come against an unmotivated Chinese region lmfao

Sentibums are forever going to be EMEA's bitches, horrible ass team

Gold2 is the most overrated trashcan team of all time, mfs have massive egos as if they won the last 3 champs instead of getting dicked down by Chronicle lmfao

LRG is carried by Bonkar, who is from EMEA, and is practically life gaming, will get eliminated extremely early in playoffs( if they even reach one lmfao)

Mid in Bronzil got lucky against a unmotivated Chinese team, 10/10 times will get that spanked by RRQ/BLG