pkSqueegee
Country: Canada
Registered: July 27, 2022
Last post: May 17, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Posts: 231
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:3

posted 3 days ago

bleed esports

posted 1 week ago

david clears

posted 1 week ago

idk some weeb shit ig

posted 1 week ago

Professor P

posted 1 week ago

waht doing???

posted 2 weeks ago

¯_(ツ)_/¯ who cars?

posted 2 weeks ago

-chet
+anyone else it could be a homeless man off the streets of LA they would still get results with this playing talent omfg

posted 3 weeks ago

what doing?

posted 3 weeks ago

looks very nice but i wont be buying it (i am poor)

posted 3 weeks ago

get his ass

posted 3 weeks ago

y0y

posted 3 weeks ago

every valorant tournament is a mickey mouse tournament (except for the one where the team that I like from my region won)!

posted 3 weeks ago

who?

posted 3 weeks ago

Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

posted 3 weeks ago

Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

posted 3 weeks ago

-fortnite fraud
+monyet

posted 1 month ago

still won more recently than yay

posted 1 month ago

retired months ago and still won a series more recently than yay

posted 1 month ago

don't let this distract you from the fact that DFM won a game before y0y did.

posted 1 month ago

dfm so good they invented time travel to go back and win madrid.

posted 1 month ago

You are playing against Sentinels.

You do not ban Split because you can counter it.

Sentinels instantly pick Split.

You lose against Sentinels.

You ban Split next time you play against Sentinels because you're not stupid.

posted 1 month ago

-apoth
+sonofcar

if potter can turn lemon1 into the best player in the world she can do it with car

posted 1 month ago

a good nap tbh
those boys are jet lagged as fuck

posted 1 month ago

they've lost to
GenG
T1
Secret

they've won against
GE
GE
GE

posted 1 month ago

this roster beat y0y

posted 1 month ago

Flex: Ethan
Duelist: Asuna
Initiator: Hiko
Sentinel: BabyJ
Smokes/igl: ec1s
Coach: Jovi

posted 1 month ago

how are you gonna have a fnatic flair and hate icebox?

posted 1 month ago

You are playing against Sentinels.

You do not ban Split because you can counter it.

Sentinels instantly pick Split.

You lose against Sentinels.

You ban Split next time you play against Sentinels because you're not stupid.

posted 1 month ago

bang
less
hfmi0dzjc9z7

posted 1 month ago

depends.
100T or EG? probably not.
C9? absolutely not

posted 1 month ago

because turok, s0m, and fenis said so.

posted 2 months ago

only beat teams from a meme region. loud at least beat chinese teams who have shooters, Eu is just shit.

posted 2 months ago

if loud didn't play worse than gen g, they would've played better than them!

posted 2 months ago

he plays against FNC right? or is it NRG?

posted 2 months ago

need him to treat me like he treats his desk 😳

posted 2 months ago

I hear he spends extra long in the shower on game days. Its helps him clear his mind before he goes on stage.

posted 2 months ago

-b00sti0
-b0ng

+babyj
+ec1s

posted 2 months ago

bald

posted 2 months ago

demon1 drops 100 🐐🐐🐐

posted 2 months ago

so true king, 100T and NRG should be going instead of PRX and FPX

posted 2 months ago

:3

posted 2 months ago

flair 💀

posted 2 months ago

no thats y0y (washed btw). the 🐐 demon1 IS going to madrid.

posted 2 months ago

bro forgot demon1 💀

posted 2 months ago
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