he should show ass more
| Flag: | Canada |
| Registered: | July 27, 2022 |
| Last post: | January 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM |
| Posts: | 331 |
Stellar is the most good looking valorant player ever. He is the only white boy in history to get it popping. Genetically he is a chad, on and off the server. Oh my god, talking about him gets me light headed. I just want to see my cute boy win.
AMER:
Aspas(duelist)
valyn(smoke[IGL])
ethan(flashes)
verno(recon init)
leaf(sentinel)
EMEA:
less (sentinel)
crashies (recon init)
flyuh (smokes)
saadhak (flashes [IGL])
koalanoob (duelist)
APAC:
mako(smokes)
f0rsaken(flashes)
meteor(sentiel)
primmie(duelist)
invy(recon init)
CN:
who cars
Laz drops 50
Less
Saadhak
Florescent
Koalanoob
Flyuh
best 5 players in emea, no?
i would rather swim to the bottom of a lake and swallow.
The next game on the vlr schedule is over 3 days away.
surely theres a local tournament or something somewhere.
do we just have to watch streamers play ranked for the next 72 hours?
Laz drops 50
nrg dont win any
g2 dont win any
DFM win every single game they play
remove 100t from franchising revoke boostios champs title put nadeshot in a max security prison for life no chance of parole
fire everyone sell the team its over
DFM are on a win streak, and its happening right now, so its fresh in peoples memories. we haven't seen zeta play for a few weeks, and the last time we did see them play they lost pretty convincingly to T1.
basically you're only as good as your last match
is there a list anywhere of notable players that are currently free agents?
no, the game is over. we lost and its all your fault. im only in this elo because my teammates are bad btw.
pretty sure its between g2 and mibr. still tough either way
do we have any idea what the EG roster will look like next season? or do we just know that jawg is gone?
well
no. you will get supamen and pho and you will like it.
this cant be the roster, xeppaa has a lifetime contract with c9.
crazy how many people on this site have never heard the term "south NA" before. did you all start watching esports last week?
post the red chair picture on twitter again, get everyone ready for more roster news.
then, post a video of zellsis shaking his ass for 10 minutes. title it thank you zellsis
its what the people want
Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"
Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.
I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.
congrats to the ascend players for being alive
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