pkSqueegee
Flag: Canada
Registered: July 27, 2022
Last post: December 14, 2024 at 1:18 AM
Posts: 315
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idk prolly jack off

posted 2 weeks ago

πŸ’€

posted 2 weeks ago

what is bro running from?

posted 2 weeks ago

nrg dont win any
g2 dont win any
DFM win every single game they play

posted 3 weeks ago

remove 100t from franchising revoke boostios champs title put nadeshot in a max security prison for life no chance of parole

posted 3 weeks ago

fire everyone sell the team its over

posted 3 weeks ago

DFM are on a win streak, and its happening right now, so its fresh in peoples memories. we haven't seen zeta play for a few weeks, and the last time we did see them play they lost pretty convincingly to T1.

basically you're only as good as your last match

posted 3 weeks ago

nothing of value

posted 3 weeks ago

is there a list anywhere of notable players that are currently free agents?

posted 1 month ago

πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯ this shit go hard on mute πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

posted 1 month ago

no, the game is over. we lost and its all your fault. im only in this elo because my teammates are bad btw.

posted 1 month ago

pretty sure its between g2 and mibr. still tough either way

posted 1 month ago

why is he like that? (french)

posted 2 months ago

do we have any idea what the EG roster will look like next season? or do we just know that jawg is gone?

posted 2 months ago

y0y

posted 2 months ago

no. you will get supamen and pho and you will like it.

posted 2 months ago

y0y

posted 2 months ago

virus link

posted 2 months ago

this cant be the roster, xeppaa has a lifetime contract with c9.

posted 2 months ago

crazy how many people on this site have never heard the term "south NA" before. did you all start watching esports last week?

posted 3 months ago

post the red chair picture on twitter again, get everyone ready for more roster news.

then, post a video of zellsis shaking his ass for 10 minutes. title it thank you zellsis

its what the people want

posted 3 months ago

Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

posted 3 months ago

nats is going to T1

posted 3 months ago

i think the next president should be

posted 3 months ago

y0y

posted 3 months ago

bad fit, too much hair

posted 3 months ago

congrats to the ascend players for being alive

posted 3 months ago

big if true

posted 3 months ago

are all the ascend players even still alive?

posted 3 months ago

Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

posted 3 months ago

is dead. how does this affect louds legacy?

posted 3 months ago

l0ss

posted 3 months ago

title

posted 3 months ago

restricted FA? they expect someone to PAY for yay in big 2024?

posted 4 months ago

how did y'all get that sexy?

posted 4 months ago

d) im deeply miserable and i hate seeing people enjoying popular things

posted 4 months ago

y0y

posted 4 months ago

shut the FUCK up

posted 4 months ago

w team. yay even playing his best position

posted 4 months ago

100T ewok pls bro imagine the memes

posted 4 months ago

for every time biank took the 3rd seed chinese team to playoffs at champs,

I'd have two dollars, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice

posted 4 months ago

the bald guy on sentinels

posted 4 months ago

its 3 Chileans and 2 Brazilians, but they played in LATAM north? anybody know why?

posted 4 months ago

berlin masterclass incoming

posted 4 months ago
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