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#1
Anguibok

Guys, is earth valorant cooked ? I swear none of this team has any chance when we gonna play the intergalactic Val game against Mars and Venus

#2
dowameemee
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at least we got neptune for the universal val games

#11
Marshal_D_Teach
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I hope my boys on Pluto can represent against Alpha Centauri teams

#24
shesh_
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i've heard rumours that pluto might get relegated...

#26
Marshal_D_Teach
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They winning ascension this year.

#33
jawn
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ur anus

#17
Divi
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Neptune so good they're the only ones with an actual skin line

#3
peetherium
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Venus is dogshit. all their teams can't play player advantages to save their lives

#5
washedradiant
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Wdym? Did you see the Venus FlyTrap strat. Shit was beautiful

#6
XtraChrxs
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and thats their ONLY strat... okay

#16
peetherium
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yeah and that was the only reason why Akna esports won their planet. everything else was terrible. I see Jupiter or Mercury upsetting them in the next Solar System qualifiers for the first intergalactic series of this cycle

#23
Bluelive
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They'll improve if they can see where they're lacking, I mean they're a milky way galaxy team which is way better than being somewhere like fucking Andromeda lmao

#28
peetherium
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Andromeda's got some fucking shooters idk man. Upsilon Andromedae b's producing some mean igls too

#14
Bluelive
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Its not that bad man, But it does suck to see since they have alot of star talents there

#21
peetherium
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yeah it's unfortunate that all their good talent developers were poached by Saturn and Neptune, but I don't blame them. they got MONEY

#4
neuroniumtwistanium
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We're good though, Mercury are last place merchants

#42
tserc
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I think Mercury will shock the universe by getting a high placed finish

#7
1One1
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Uranus has better teams for Solar System Champion

#13
4so4so4so
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uranus stinks

#8
leiz
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guys we have a 0 team system, we cant even win against alpha centauri bro

#47
tiyoe
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just wait for until we get to rigel. we are cooked

#9
Fendy1
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At least we still number 1

#22
tram2684
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bro we about to get relegated have you watched any of our games

#29
Fendy1
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we still gonna qualify against saturn tho their lotus and pearl look so bad

#30
tram2684
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ye if our coach doesnt fuck up map veto but hes known to do that so who knows

#10
moomoomoomeadows
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rip pluto for not making partnership gg next

#18
tiAsunNS
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theyll make it through challengers dw

#25
Marshal_D_Teach
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They winning Ascension. Sedna and Trojans can't keep their pace

#31
Anguibok
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Don't underestimate Ceres, sure sometime they are a liggle bit scramble, but they have far more potential than Pluto

#38
tserc
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Ceres is the dark horse of dark horses, hopefully we see at least 1 upset from them

#12
DrudaL
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Mars clear us tbh

#19
YusefDoesThings
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i wouldnt trust mars to tie their own shoelaces let alone win an interstellar league

#43
rankaddict
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Mars is NOT winning shit

#15
YerdaSelzavon
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Don’t worry we have Vitality

#20
EpicGamerGamingEpicly
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-2 earth slots
+2 jupiter slots

jupiter has way too many good teams just to get 1 slot, its over for earth we were lucky to win a tourney when everyone else was just learning, vlorpian reaction speed just too good

#39
rankaddict
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it was only a matter of time before Jupiter caught up.

#27
zetydy
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inazuma eleven ass joke

#32
tserc
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Neptune is winning Champs!

#34
AVK
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Glue-piter worse

#35
Hyxagon
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dw TL will still win Champs Olympus Mons

#36
loapoarg
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Second daddy Saturn is underrated
Their teams have ring buff and are the dark horses

#45
Anguibok
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I admit the ring buff was impressive on Nats

#37
king_bob
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peak EG would’ve saved us

#40
deranker
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Earth Valorant is not cooked

we will have to wait for the matches to start before making judgments

#46
Anguibok
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When is it ?

#41
Clucker
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Shoemaker levy 9 is looking like the best comet to make it to interstelar cup

#44
JokesOver
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Uranus is gonna get fucked hard this tournament

#48
Gemiknight
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Earth clears everyone. They’ve won 0 international trophies compared to our planet.

#50
Anguibok
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Bruh, thats as if as I was saying : "EMEA clears EDG They’ve won 0 EMEA trophies compared to our continent."

The only reliable data is that earth has NEVER won a BO in an intergalactic event

#49
MerkFreeks
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All I know is Kepler 22b winning it all next season

#51
PrincePuma01
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This thread is golden

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