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#1
Anguibok

Guys, is earth valorant cooked ? I swear none of this team has any chance when we gonna play the intergalactic Val game against Mars and Venus

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dowameemee
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at least we got neptune for the universal val games

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peetherium
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Venus is dogshit. all their teams can't play player advantages to save their lives

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neuroniumtwistanium
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We're good though, Mercury are last place merchants

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washedradiant
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peetherium [#3]

Venus is dogshit. all their teams can't play player advantages to save their lives

Wdym? Did you see the Venus FlyTrap strat. Shit was beautiful

#6
XtraChrxs
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washedradiant [#5]

Wdym? Did you see the Venus FlyTrap strat. Shit was beautiful

and thats their ONLY strat... okay

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1One1
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Uranus has better teams for Solar System Champion

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leiz
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guys we have a 0 team system, we cant even win against alpha centauri bro

#9
Fendy1
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At least we still number 1

#10
moomoomoomeadows
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rip pluto for not making partnership gg next

#11
Marshal_D_Teach
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dowameemee [#2]

at least we got neptune for the universal val games

I hope my boys on Pluto can represent against Alpha Centauri teams

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DrudaL
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Mars clear us tbh

#13
4so4so4so
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1One1 [#7]

Uranus has better teams for Solar System Champion

uranus stinks

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Bluelive
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peetherium [#3]

Venus is dogshit. all their teams can't play player advantages to save their lives

Its not that bad man, But it does suck to see since they have alot of star talents there

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YerdaSelzavon
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Don’t worry we have Vitality

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peetherium
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washedradiant [#5]

Wdym? Did you see the Venus FlyTrap strat. Shit was beautiful

yeah and that was the only reason why Akna esports won their planet. everything else was terrible. I see Jupiter or Mercury upsetting them in the next Solar System qualifiers for the first intergalactic series of this cycle

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Divi
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dowameemee [#2]

at least we got neptune for the universal val games

Neptune so good they're the only ones with an actual skin line

#18
tiAsunNS
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moomoomoomeadows [#10]

rip pluto for not making partnership gg next

theyll make it through challengers dw

#19
YusefDoesThings
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DrudaL [#12]

Mars clear us tbh

i wouldnt trust mars to tie their own shoelaces let alone win an interstellar league

#20
EpicGamerGamingEpicly
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-2 earth slots
+2 jupiter slots

jupiter has way too many good teams just to get 1 slot, its over for earth we were lucky to win a tourney when everyone else was just learning, vlorpian reaction speed just too good

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peetherium
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Bluelive [#14]

Its not that bad man, But it does suck to see since they have alot of star talents there

yeah it's unfortunate that all their good talent developers were poached by Saturn and Neptune, but I don't blame them. they got MONEY

#22
tram2684
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Fendy1 [#9]

At least we still number 1

bro we about to get relegated have you watched any of our games

#23
Bluelive
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peetherium [#16]

yeah and that was the only reason why Akna esports won their planet. everything else was terrible. I see Jupiter or Mercury upsetting them in the next Solar System qualifiers for the first intergalactic series of this cycle

They'll improve if they can see where they're lacking, I mean they're a milky way galaxy team which is way better than being somewhere like fucking Andromeda lmao

#24
shesh_
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Marshal_D_Teach [#11]

I hope my boys on Pluto can represent against Alpha Centauri teams

i've heard rumours that pluto might get relegated...

#25
Marshal_D_Teach
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moomoomoomeadows [#10]

rip pluto for not making partnership gg next

They winning Ascension. Sedna and Trojans can't keep their pace

#26
Marshal_D_Teach
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shesh_ [#24]

i've heard rumours that pluto might get relegated...

They winning ascension this year.

#27
zetydy
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inazuma eleven ass joke

#28
peetherium
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Bluelive [#23]

They'll improve if they can see where they're lacking, I mean they're a milky way galaxy team which is way better than being somewhere like fucking Andromeda lmao

Andromeda's got some fucking shooters idk man. Upsilon Andromedae b's producing some mean igls too

#29
Fendy1
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tram2684 [#22]

bro we about to get relegated have you watched any of our games

we still gonna qualify against saturn tho their lotus and pearl look so bad

#30
tram2684
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Fendy1 [#29]

we still gonna qualify against saturn tho their lotus and pearl look so bad

ye if our coach doesnt fuck up map veto but hes known to do that so who knows

#31
Anguibok
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Marshal_D_Teach [#25]

They winning Ascension. Sedna and Trojans can't keep their pace

Don't underestimate Ceres, sure sometime they are a liggle bit scramble, but they have far more potential than Pluto

#32
tserc
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Neptune is winning Champs!

#33
jawn
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Marshal_D_Teach [#26]

They winning ascension this year.

ur anus

#34
AVK
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Glue-piter worse

#35
Hyxagon
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dw TL will still win Champs Olympus Mons

#36
loapoarg
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Second daddy Saturn is underrated
Their teams have ring buff and are the dark horses

#37
king_bob
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peak EG would’ve saved us

#38
tserc
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Anguibok [#31]

Don't underestimate Ceres, sure sometime they are a liggle bit scramble, but they have far more potential than Pluto

Ceres is the dark horse of dark horses, hopefully we see at least 1 upset from them

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rankaddict
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EpicGamerGamingEpicly [#20]

-2 earth slots
+2 jupiter slots

jupiter has way too many good teams just to get 1 slot, its over for earth we were lucky to win a tourney when everyone else was just learning, vlorpian reaction speed just too good

it was only a matter of time before Jupiter caught up.

#40
deranker
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Earth Valorant is not cooked

we will have to wait for the matches to start before making judgments

#41
Clucker
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Shoemaker levy 9 is looking like the best comet to make it to interstelar cup

#42
tserc
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neuroniumtwistanium [#4]

We're good though, Mercury are last place merchants

I think Mercury will shock the universe by getting a high placed finish

#43
rankaddict
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DrudaL [#12]

Mars clear us tbh

Mars is NOT winning shit

#44
JokesOver
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Uranus is gonna get fucked hard this tournament

#45
Anguibok
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loapoarg [#36]

Second daddy Saturn is underrated
Their teams have ring buff and are the dark horses

I admit the ring buff was impressive on Nats

#46
Anguibok
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deranker [#40]

Earth Valorant is not cooked

we will have to wait for the matches to start before making judgments

When is it ?

#47
tiyoe
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leiz [#8]

guys we have a 0 team system, we cant even win against alpha centauri bro

just wait for until we get to rigel. we are cooked

#48
Gemiknight
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Earth clears everyone. They’ve won 0 international trophies compared to our planet.

#49
MerkFreeks
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All I know is Kepler 22b winning it all next season

#50
Anguibok
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Gemiknight [#48]

Earth clears everyone. They’ve won 0 international trophies compared to our planet.

Bruh, thats as if as I was saying : "EMEA clears EDG They’ve won 0 EMEA trophies compared to our continent."

The only reliable data is that earth has NEVER won a BO in an intergalactic event

#51
PrincePuma01
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This thread is golden

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