Mommys RANKED (Updated August 2024)

its that time yet again.... the sacred text is back.. 😈

1. Viper (deep voice, dominant and step u on vibes type shi)
2. VYSE (HOLY CWAP, mask covering her makes it even scarier, those long thorns can do so much, and that wall to block any escape... yo...)
3. Deadlock (Bondage Queen, can tie u up and like use them sonic sensors on u to make u obey)
4. Reyna (Latino)
5. Fade (likes fearplay, will u make you scared and maybe send her dogs to capture prey)
6. Sage (can be mean when needed, can use sage walls to deny escape)
7. Skye (into petplay prolly will leash u)
8. Killjoy (may use some of her toys)
9. Clove (very scary cause scottish voice, also never dies so u cant run from them)
10. Raze (her voice pulls her down lower in the ranks)
11. Jett (Getting a bit more out there, but still a bit too innocent)
12. Astra (closest to actual mother vibes)
13. Neon (Definitely in her learning stage but not quite there yet)

OPEN TO NEW SUGGESTIONS :)
Previous Iterations:
https://www.vlr.gg/235100/mommys-ranked-updated-june-2023
https://www.vlr.gg/298279/mommys-ranked-updated-feb-2024
https://www.vlr.gg/330681/mommys-ranked-updated-april-2024

"Definitely in her learning stage but not quite there yet"
Bro she's a teenager 💀

normal people: hey how are you doing?

But Brimstone still got the thicker ass and LeBron still the better sunshine. So L.

vlr not escaping the basement dwelling gooners allegations

Wtf is deadlock so high

#MVGA #MAKEVLRGREATAGAIN

1. VYSE
2. Clove
3. Reyna
4. KJ
5. Deadlock
6. Fade
7. Jett
   Rest don't matter

Killjoy seems like the perfect girlfriend, she has nerd humor so she could play video games with you, and she could also create robots and stuff to take care of your sexx needs when she’s off on missions what do you think

Another day, my youtube recommended a, in a firt look, a cute Valorant chibi shorts, was Korean.
In the middle of the video, i was seeking in comments for subtitles bc i was understanding shit.
Than i discovered that was a sex story while i was reading the subtitles.
When i go back to video, i see a Iso demanding a Jett to suck his dick.

I gived up Valorant, nothing scared me anymore, not even this post.

Yeah what in the actual FUCK did i just click on

Sage is #1

brimstone clears allat

AFTER MONTHS OF BEGGING MY GOAT IS BACK 😭 RETURN OF THE KING👑

uh wtf this is back but good list though ngl

this is day 1 of off-season btw

as a member of the oce community we do not own this guy

lmfao first edition was +12 upvotes and everything since has been utterly downvoted

Vyse is overrated as fuck put her dead last

Edging to Vyse

need you gooners to stay away from vyse cause she's actually got a pretty cool design and not mommy dommy bs

forget what I said

i want to pluck my eyes out

Most Sane valorant player

end yourself

W!

W post LMFAOOO better than all the toxic shit out there 😭😭😭

Real mommy tier (No sexual theme, focus on lore)

• Reyna : She is first, she litterally give mommy vibes to Geko
• Sage : Obvious choice, she is litterally the mommy of Valorant
• Skye : Unsecure mom, suffer from the comparison with Sage, and may a little bit young, just will chill with you in her hamac, love bombing you (you wont escape from her powerfull arm)
• Viper : Tsundere mommy, fear of bound with other because afraid to lose them or to hurt them, but crave for bounds, probably toxic love
• Vyze : Lack of lore, probably suffer from loneliness and so will be possessive and overprotective, afraid to lose the only one to lose you
• Astra : Chaotic mom, will just bring you in the most weird and unpredictable event (If you are a geek she won't let you), probably a little bit irresponsible
• Fade : Will try to abandon you because fear that her nightmare will hurt you, may cry when you hug her telling you you dont care and you just want to stay
• Deadlock : Has lost her teammate, in depression, will just make you train to be sure you never die

KJ/Clove/Raze/Neon/Jett : Too young

eww

Just wanted to put it out there that vyse is speculated to be a radivore and it may not be a human face behind the mask

idk how I feel about that

Go outside dawg

bump

let omen be the mommy