Mommys RANKED (Updated August 2024)

its that time yet again.... the sacred text is back.. 😈

1. Viper (deep voice, dominant and step u on vibes type shi)
2. VYSE (HOLY CWAP, mask covering her makes it even scarier, those long thorns can do so much, and that wall to block any escape... yo...)
3. Deadlock (Bondage Queen, can tie u up and like use them sonic sensors on u to make u obey)
4. Reyna (Latino)
5. Fade (likes fearplay, will u make you scared and maybe send her dogs to capture prey)
6. Sage (can be mean when needed, can use sage walls to deny escape)
7. Skye (into petplay prolly will leash u)
8. Killjoy (may use some of her toys)
9. Clove (very scary cause scottish voice, also never dies so u cant run from them)
10. Raze (her voice pulls her down lower in the ranks)
11. Jett (Getting a bit more out there, but still a bit too innocent)
12. Astra (closest to actual mother vibes)
13. Neon (Definitely in her learning stage but not quite there yet)

OPEN TO NEW SUGGESTIONS :)
Previous Iterations:
https://www.vlr.gg/235100/mommys-ranked-updated-june-2023
https://www.vlr.gg/298279/mommys-ranked-updated-feb-2024
https://www.vlr.gg/330681/mommys-ranked-updated-april-2024

"Definitely in her learning stage but not quite there yet"
Bro she's a teenager 💀

normal people: hey how are you doing?

methlover69 [#3]

normal people: hey how are you doing?

good hbu

But Brimstone still got the thicker ass and LeBron still the better sunshine. So L.

cloudberry [#2]

"Definitely in her learning stage but not quite there yet"
Bro she's a teenager 💀

Neon IS 19
which is also older than me so legally i can say this

vlr not escaping the basement dwelling gooners allegations

Wtf is deadlock so high

#MVGA #MAKEVLRGREATAGAIN

1. VYSE
2. Clove
3. Reyna
4. KJ
5. Deadlock
6. Fade
7. Jett
   Rest don't matter

cloudberry [#2]

"Definitely in her learning stage but not quite there yet"
Bro she's a teenager 💀

She's not quite there yet chill on her

Killjoy seems like the perfect girlfriend, she has nerd humor so she could play video games with you, and she could also create robots and stuff to take care of your sexx needs when she’s off on missions what do you think

widepeepofrosty [#11]

Killjoy seems like the perfect girlfriend, she has nerd humor so she could play video games with you, and she could also create robots and stuff to take care of your sexx needs when she’s off on missions what do you think

I swear youve said this before 😭😭
im not tripping right

Another day, my youtube recommended a, in a firt look, a cute Valorant chibi shorts, was Korean.
In the middle of the video, i was seeking in comments for subtitles bc i was understanding shit.
Than i discovered that was a sex story while i was reading the subtitles.
When i go back to video, i see a Iso demanding a Jett to suck his dick.

I gived up Valorant, nothing scared me anymore, not even this post.

CoCloudy [#12]

I swear youve said this before 😭😭
im not tripping right

yes 🥵🥵🥵

Pras1mos [#13]

Another day, my youtube recommended a, in a firt look, a cute Valorant chibi shorts, was Korean.
In the middle of the video, i was seeking in comments for subtitles bc i was understanding shit.
Than i discovered that was a sex story while i was reading the subtitles.
When i go back to video, i see a Iso demanding a Jett to suck his dick.

I gived up Valorant, nothing scared me anymore, not even this post.

I dont think those sequence of words will ever be uttered in our lifetime at any point

Pras1mos [#13]

Another day, my youtube recommended a, in a firt look, a cute Valorant chibi shorts, was Korean.
In the middle of the video, i was seeking in comments for subtitles bc i was understanding shit.
Than i discovered that was a sex story while i was reading the subtitles.
When i go back to video, i see a Iso demanding a Jett to suck his dick.

I gived up Valorant, nothing scared me anymore, not even this post.

having that in your recommended in the first place is questionable 🤨

widepeepofrosty [#11]

Killjoy seems like the perfect girlfriend, she has nerd humor so she could play video games with you, and she could also create robots and stuff to take care of your sexx needs when she’s off on missions what do you think

W

Yeah what in the actual FUCK did i just click on

Pras1mos [#13]

Another day, my youtube recommended a, in a firt look, a cute Valorant chibi shorts, was Korean.
In the middle of the video, i was seeking in comments for subtitles bc i was understanding shit.
Than i discovered that was a sex story while i was reading the subtitles.
When i go back to video, i see a Iso demanding a Jett to suck his dick.

I gived up Valorant, nothing scared me anymore, not even this post.

What

Penqu1N [#18]

Yeah what in the actual FUCK did i just click on

You clicked on https://www.vlr.gg/398722/mommys-ranked-updated-august-2024/#19

egann [#16]

having that in your recommended in the first place is questionable 🤨

The only thing related to Val i was watching, was tournoments, Pujan and that funny Val chibis about Iron.

Youtube want to put me in the sin road.

Sage is #1

brimstone clears allat

aggressivelyholdingangles [#22]

Sage is #1

Absolutely not.

CoCloudy [#15]

I dont think those sequence of words will ever be uttered in our lifetime at any point

The worst was the comments.
The Koreans ones, was criminal, like, literally.

AFTER MONTHS OF BEGGING MY GOAT IS BACK 😭 RETURN OF THE KING👑

Pras1mos [#21]

The only thing related to Val i was watching, was tournoments, Pujan and that funny Val chibis about Iron.

Youtube want to put me in the sin road.

damn, respect your tenacity brother 🫡

uh wtf this is back but good list though ngl

this is day 1 of off-season btw

Sandy_05 [#29]

this is day 1 of off-season btw

We're not making it to day 30

Sandy_05 [#29]

this is day 1 of off-season btw

The site is soooo dead bro like there's no one posting.

as a member of the oce community we do not own this guy

TheAqif [#32]

as a member of the oce community we do not own this guy

Nah he's spittin

lmfao first edition was +12 upvotes and everything since has been utterly downvoted

Vyse is overrated as fuck put her dead last

methlover69 [#3]

normal people: hey how are you doing?

coming from methlover69 btw

Edging to Vyse

Jinxypoo [#26]

AFTER MONTHS OF BEGGING MY GOAT IS BACK 😭 RETURN OF THE KING👑

LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO
I LUV U

nobody___100 [#34]

lmfao first edition was +12 upvotes and everything since has been utterly downvoted

where did it go wrong... 😥

need you gooners to stay away from vyse cause she's actually got a pretty cool design and not mommy dommy bs

forget what I said

proud_bandwagoners [#41]

forget what I said

what did you say

Soddalele [#36]

coming from methlover69 btw

thats a very normal name relative to the thread we're talking in

IonlywatchvcjXD [#31]

The site is soooo dead bro like there's no one posting.

because all the good users are banned

Aayan [#43]

thats a very normal name relative to the thread we're talking in

yes indeed

CoCloudy [#15]

I dont think those sequence of words will ever be uttered in our lifetime at any point

Fuck, hopefully not

i want to pluck my eyes out

Most Sane valorant player

Jinxypoo [#26]

AFTER MONTHS OF BEGGING MY GOAT IS BACK 😭 RETURN OF THE KING👑

u still gotta go bald

end yourself

W!

sideshowsbaldhead [#49]

u still gotta go bald

Give me some time.

W post LMFAOOO better than all the toxic shit out there 😭😭😭

bronzil_enjoyer [#44]

because all the good users are banned

i literally just posted wdym?

stellaresca [#53]

W post LMFAOOO better than all the toxic shit out there 😭😭😭

FINALLY SOMEONE WITH THE RIGHT MINDSET THANK YOU

Real mommy tier (No sexual theme, focus on lore)

• Reyna : She is first, she litterally give mommy vibes to Geko
• Sage : Obvious choice, she is litterally the mommy of Valorant
• Skye : Unsecure mom, suffer from the comparison with Sage, and may a little bit young, just will chill with you in her hamac, love bombing you (you wont escape from her powerfull arm)
• Viper : Tsundere mommy, fear of bound with other because afraid to lose them or to hurt them, but crave for bounds, probably toxic love
• Vyze : Lack of lore, probably suffer from loneliness and so will be possessive and overprotective, afraid to lose the only one to lose you
• Astra : Chaotic mom, will just bring you in the most weird and unpredictable event (If you are a geek she won't let you), probably a little bit irresponsible
• Fade : Will try to abandon you because fear that her nightmare will hurt you, may cry when you hug her telling you you dont care and you just want to stay
• Deadlock : Has lost her teammate, in depression, will just make you train to be sure you never die

KJ/Clove/Raze/Neon/Jett : Too young

CoCloudy [#54]

i literally just posted wdym?

i mean majority of them are banned

Anguibok [#56]

Real mommy tier (No sexual theme, focus on lore)

• Reyna : She is first, she litterally give mommy vibes to Geko
• Sage : Obvious choice, she is litterally the mommy of Valorant
• Skye : Unsecure mom, suffer from the comparison with Sage, and may a little bit young, just will chill with you in her hamac, love bombing you (you wont escape from her powerfull arm)
• Viper : Tsundere mommy, fear of bound with other because afraid to lose them or to hurt them, but crave for bounds, probably toxic love
• Vyze : Lack of lore, probably suffer from loneliness and so will be possessive and overprotective, afraid to lose the only one to lose you
• Astra : Chaotic mom, will just bring you in the most weird and unpredictable event (If you are a geek she won't let you), probably a little bit irresponsible
• Fade : Will try to abandon you because fear that her nightmare will hurt you, may cry when you hug her telling you you dont care and you just want to stay
• Deadlock : Has lost her teammate, in depression, will just make you train to be sure you never die

KJ/Clove/Raze/Neon/Jett : Too young

viper still n1, viper is viper

StyrofoamOne [#58]

viper still n1, viper is viper

It depends on your taste, if you like toxic love, possessively, fear of boudings yes she is top one (She is my main on the valorant roleplay game)

But if you want someone sane, she isnt toptier

eww

Anguibok [#56]

Real mommy tier (No sexual theme, focus on lore)

• Reyna : She is first, she litterally give mommy vibes to Geko
• Sage : Obvious choice, she is litterally the mommy of Valorant
• Skye : Unsecure mom, suffer from the comparison with Sage, and may a little bit young, just will chill with you in her hamac, love bombing you (you wont escape from her powerfull arm)
• Viper : Tsundere mommy, fear of bound with other because afraid to lose them or to hurt them, but crave for bounds, probably toxic love
• Vyze : Lack of lore, probably suffer from loneliness and so will be possessive and overprotective, afraid to lose the only one to lose you
• Astra : Chaotic mom, will just bring you in the most weird and unpredictable event (If you are a geek she won't let you), probably a little bit irresponsible
• Fade : Will try to abandon you because fear that her nightmare will hurt you, may cry when you hug her telling you you dont care and you just want to stay
• Deadlock : Has lost her teammate, in depression, will just make you train to be sure you never die

KJ/Clove/Raze/Neon/Jett : Too young

Brings a tear to my eyes 🥲
magnificient
you've single handedly redeemed all french people

Just wanted to put it out there that vyse is speculated to be a radivore and it may not be a human face behind the mask

idk how I feel about that

CoCloudy [#61]

Brings a tear to my eyes 🥲
magnificient
you've single handedly redeemed all french people

T-Thanks, thats a relief, I'm happy my lack of mom that I try to fill by roleplaying might be finally usefull to someone

Always open for RP

Anguibok [#63]

T-Thanks, thats a relief, I'm happy my lack of mom that I try to fill by roleplaying might be finally usefull to someone

Always open for RP

open to rp is crazy 😭😭

priv dm me

AvgRossiFan [#62]

Just wanted to put it out there that vyse is speculated to be a radivore and it may not be a human face behind the mask

idk how I feel about that

that just increases the scarousesd effect more

Anguibok [#56]

Real mommy tier (No sexual theme, focus on lore)

• Reyna : She is first, she litterally give mommy vibes to Geko
• Sage : Obvious choice, she is litterally the mommy of Valorant
• Skye : Unsecure mom, suffer from the comparison with Sage, and may a little bit young, just will chill with you in her hamac, love bombing you (you wont escape from her powerfull arm)
• Viper : Tsundere mommy, fear of bound with other because afraid to lose them or to hurt them, but crave for bounds, probably toxic love
• Vyze : Lack of lore, probably suffer from loneliness and so will be possessive and overprotective, afraid to lose the only one to lose you
• Astra : Chaotic mom, will just bring you in the most weird and unpredictable event (If you are a geek she won't let you), probably a little bit irresponsible
• Fade : Will try to abandon you because fear that her nightmare will hurt you, may cry when you hug her telling you you dont care and you just want to stay
• Deadlock : Has lost her teammate, in depression, will just make you train to be sure you never die

KJ/Clove/Raze/Neon/Jett : Too young

How is VYSE not #1? She's is literally afraid to lose you and would trap you so you never leave her. That's like perfect no?

nihso [#66]

How is VYSE not #1? She's is literally afraid to lose you and would trap you so you never leave her. That's like perfect no?

interesting point
I feel she is high up enough
however I would like to be accurate to the story..
so im not sure what the validity of this statement is..

CoCloudy [#67]

interesting point
I feel she is high up enough
however I would like to be accurate to the story..
so im not sure what the validity of this statement is..

idk even know her story but as soon as I saw her #1. Protective, cautious, strong, strong willed, and scared

Go outside dawg

nihso [#66]

How is VYSE not #1? She's is literally afraid to lose you and would trap you so you never leave her. That's like perfect no?

I would put her 2nd after Viper for similar reason, but it's not my fav list, it's a more objective list, and people don't enjoy having a toxic and obsessed mom, you and me my sis are just purely and degenerate that enjoy toxic and possessive love <3

bump

Jinxypoo [#71]

bump

brother 😭😭

let omen be the mommy

myaccountwasgone [#73]

let omen be the mommy

?