you said it not me

botster choked in 3 straight finals while ethan diffed him twice when it mattered btw

why do you keep doing this same bait

emea fan 😭 son 😭😭

kc vs eg </3 shit vs poop

he also invented staring at walls dont forget it

i dont play the game enough anymore to know for sure but she was pretty good last year and now she's at 0% pickrate across all regions?? genuinely what happened

mario if he was a valorant analyst:

minibutt

hereshits cheating all good

ts losing to governor and ban 😭 crazy

having a stand in is fine but doing it for 2 teams in one event just seems like such a bonkers conflict of interest

you’re allowed to play for multiple teams in one event?? that just seems like such a broken system bro idk

looking at these teams in a list like this it becomes clear that this region is fucking awful dude holy shit

d3mur has had his ult for like 6 rounds bro what am i watching

“super team” and it’s 3 tier 2 players + s0m and ethan 😭😭😭

i would too if i had to play with shatitek

he invented staring at a wall don’t speak ill of the greatest player of all time

i’m not paying attention to this shit game lol

i just watched him whiff a guy planting point blank i think that cancels out whatever he's doing now

he invented baiting and saving bandits

boot and bumjy when they can’t bait minibot every round

america not diverse lmfaoooooo eu education

purp0 is ass shao is ass lar0k is not niche

i mean... kinda yeah

teams who take chances on t2/underdog players and develop talent are far more interesting than infinite money glitches who just buy the previous best players

its why everyone hates falcons

goontx </3

making 0 internationals this year

better than chronicle

i still have a chance but i need xlg to win uppers and jdg to win their next game
and for that guy’s preds to lose out

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/f2f79b10

my horrible fpx pick means i get basically every game after this wrong it’s wraps

if they win this i have the #1 china pickem

but the one person ahead of me rn picked blg so they’re gonna pull even further ahead

my vlr reputation… it’s ruined …

idk man i feel like if you’re not autistic it’s pretty easy to tell when they’re trying to do serious hard hitting analysis and when they’re guessing/trolling
but keep getting mad at a comedy podcast ig

it’s just saturday

why do these podcasters not have the same valorant opinion as me 😡😡 every week like clockwork

yeah he’s pretty good too i was exaggerating for effect

this team is butt tho so it doesn’t matter

he's been their only player with a pulse this event he's allowed a stinker

i really wonder the same thing

what are they supposed to do when researchers in renewable energy and literal cures for cancer just get shotgun blasted in the face by Definitely Not The Federal Government Haha

what are you gonna do to the pentagon...

asuna

bro said m80 😭 ik its a typo but they're honestly more likely to make santiago than lulquid

do you actually watch the games or just look at the names on each team

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2682/vct-2026-americas-kickoff

johnkd and a guy with 40 rounds played are the only higher rated players than verno btw

they also lost every single eco against 100t so that stat doesn’t mean a whole lot

it looks just like their logo!

us 💔💀 put the british flag back on gang

us 💔💀 put the french flag back on gang

i swear emea t2 fans are making some of these names up because who the FUCK is troizyyy

delete reyna buff jett nerf saturate good job you fixed it

i guess he farmed sea but his stats at ascension were pretty butt