they should worry about making top 4 in emea first 😭

ripped it in comms a few years ago

2 and a half weeks
first day of classes was august 13

genuinely crazy how weird the passage of time here feels (i’m a 1st year college student for context) it feels like it’s been forever since all that shit went down and it has been ONE (1) week

previous editions:
https://www.vlr.gg/534893/vlr-bros-come
https://www.vlr.gg/535306/vlr-bros-come-update
https://www.vlr.gg/535537/vlr-bros-come-finale

so anyway i’ve been seeing that girl’s roommate for a little while now
it really does get better (sometimes way faster than you expected)
shoutout to everyone ever in the world life is beautiful

yeah whatever bro see you tomorrow

posting on vlr getting cucked like im tryeue bro what the fuck am i doing

logging off locking in and hopefully doing something with my life see yall on the other side 🫡

on my life, my soul, and my entire family all of this happened

i can’t even joke about any cracked brazilians because they lose anyway and this particular one certainly didnt

furia so bad you don’t even need to bother hatewatching

he didn’t know i can’t blame him

i really need to get back in the gym tho college has me lazy so far fr

should’ve sent an unsolicited picture of my johnson ig

i think i cursed myself by daring to post about a girl on vlr

tldr my friends got drunk and her and my br0nzilian friend literally haven’t stopped touching each other all night so im glad i never made a move there!

i feel like such a fucking incel loser posting here but i figured id give a (very immediate lmao) ending to my precious story/advice thread

using emoticons in text is peak male manipulator no way that works

i slept (2 hours total) on the floor in a girl i like’s dorm

so it could really only go up from there

i don’t know how to do that

thank you for the advice goat 🙏 i am seeing her basically every day so i definitely still need to give it some time i suppose the question is just how much

i didn’t even mean it it just hurt my feelings and i lashed out :(

me when im watching nrg games and ethan calls another "stand around and do nothing now mada go kill" attack side 12 rounds in a row

hereshits fan praising me what timeline are we in

great idea but that would require a lot of effort considering she is from 4 hours away and the dog did not come with her to college

yeah she has a dog why

we met like a WEEK ago i’m being actually neurotic about this but like if you saw her you’d understand

i think it’s still too early but i’ll say to you what i said to a friend of mine about it previously

i’m afraid of waiting too long and missing my chance, afraid of going too fast and scaring her off, and afraid that really nothing i do will matter because she just doesn’t like me anyway

this is probably the correct answer but it’s driving me fucking insane so far

there comes a time in every chronically online loser (vlr user)’s life where he actually speaks to a woman and has to immediately take it to vlr and tell the ragebaiters because he has no actual social skills

SO basically i met this girl and she’s really cool i like her whatever BUT i’m pretty sure the feeling is not mutual

problem is i’m too desperate to just give up but too scared of rejection to actually try to make a move so instead i’m just torturing myself by constantly spending time with her in platonic settings/bigger groups and schizophrenically overanalyzing every single little detail of every interaction between us

so yeah what do i do (blind leading the blind ahh)

unironically did this yesterday except i wasn’t even flirting i actually just wanted to make conversation 💔

isn’t he like 16

tl can’t even farm kc 5v4 bro lock in

wait why are u lowkey gay and retarded

you picked kru fam

YOU took the wolves flair off after toronto bro 💔

hey

they feel like a lock for 7-8 at champs ngl

ag need to lose and drg need to bomb out

job employment job application career job work job job job

fnatic comp is dead liquid hard exposed it

sato is the best player in the world

please be nice i’m sensitive

thanks

idk about you but she’s definitely getting filled in am i right guys!?

shyy is aiming like the best player in the world and your conclusion is that americas is bad

every omega team has shown an insane peak but they’re all too inconsistent to trust

yeah nvm you didn’t get another round

see

mada in a 1v1 ur good bro

i was one of 4 people in my last game who DIDNT disconnect

i lost too so clearly it’s rito shit company’s fault

genuinely the only way i can see double duelist working for this team is if zellsis is one of them and zekken / n4rrate plays initiator because johnqt on sova was so unbelievably bad i never want to see that bullshit again

me tink me gwan tek me own life

they beat ONE (1) good team and i got excited man im too easy to convince to hop on these bandwagons

s3mon will probably never be relevant again meanwhile edg just kinda fell off but are still at least top 5 chinese teams