Germany vs. Curaçao will be a fun game

(The other two won't be, they're both heavy defenses so those games aren't gonna be high scoring)

Mb I meant to say group of life, idk why I wrote death

I'm not clueless, I've watched all of Portugal's matches recently and the 6-1 against Switzerland and the 9-1 against Armenia are by far the best they've looked as a cohesive team in the past 5 years and Cristiano didn't play in either

I'd argue Portugal's midfield is doing a lot of the heavy lifting right now. They're the reason they're dominating possession so heavily in their games lately. Cristiano might be a key player but he is not by any means necessary, especially with his current form

England just have an easy group, that's all there really is to it lol

A group of life (as far as I'm aware) is a group where any team can realistically win. Something like Group A, or maybe even Group G

Dude it could be in Toronto as well... I want to go so badly :)

Oh yeah, it is!

Wait, is this the first opening game repeat in history?

You genuinely have no clue what you're talking about

Ah yes, beat a team that just beat Italy 7-1 on aggregate, as well as objectively a top 3 team in the world

Very doable

If Brasil can beat Morocco, then I have hope

Right?? I'd probably back them making out of literally any other group

Portugal right now unironically looks worse with Cristiano Ronaldo I'm be so serious

Oh yeah, for sure

I honestly have Colombia winning that group... DR Congo are dangerous and Uzbekistan can upset a lot of good teams. Portugal are not safe, dude

I genuinely feel bad for Senegal because they might be a top 20 team in the world but it does NOT matter when you get France and Norway in your group

A rematch of the opening game in 2014 would've been crazy I can't lie

Brasil vs. Morocco WILL be a banger though

OH MY GOD IT LOOKS SO SICK

I CAN'T WAIT FOR NEXT YEAR :)

Yeah ofc I get you

https://i.imgur.com/1MO6e51.png

something 2024

I'm sorry bro you can do SO much better (luckily he redeemed himself this year)

Exams yipee

World Cup qualifying was very entertaining

You went Heretics -> DSYRE -> DNSTY

I went LOUD -> TE (Seoul) -> TU (Ascension) -> ZETA.GC (GCC) -> KC -> PRX (Toronto) -> KC -> PRX (Paris) -> ULF (Ascension) -> LOUD

You say that, but Curaçao were dark horses going into this qualification campaign... they're not as bad as you think they are

Is Jamaica better than them? Yeah, probably, and at the very least on paper. But it was 60/40 at most, and Jamaica fumbled even further by drawing Trinidad and Tobago

Cypher

C9 = Jamaica or Mali

These are teams that are good enough to make the World Cup but bottle it EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN TIME

Kinda hard to judge a temporarily Boaster-less FNATIC

https://flashback.playvalorant.com/

Highest APR of any player in the top 10 assists this year

I thought they cancelled YouTube Rewind a couple years ago

No FURIA? Yes they have NA players but they're still a Brasilian org

Did you just use btw as between

Fun fact: it is against store policy to play hide and seek in IKEA

Where do Kanga and Dittozkul rank for you?

I'd argue forums are more communication apps than social media

It's a yellow-green, but it's noticeably more green than yellow

Colour names never make very much sense. There's a ton of examples of really dumb or misleading ones

in emea, the yellow region

Yeah ok this is bait

Akai
Avez (let me have this one)
SpY
Moh
Sand

There's leaks of ULF doing exactly what TALON got kicked for doing

I've been doing alright, just a bit busy because of exams. Wbu dude?

Those are players, not teams

Everyone you mentioned is either midgen or older except Jayde and veronika

Why are we still comparing Harbor to Viper? They're completely different agents who fill completely different roles. Viper is an irreplaceable agent so if that's the bar you're setting for Harbor then he's always gonna be the worst agent in the game

Primmie. Dunno how he's doing lately but historically he's maybe the best ranked player in the world

I think you play Yoru or something

It's so over :(

Your tracker can't be negative, it's between 100 and 1000

Wdym? They still have Vlad, don't they?

In China, the bottom teams like AG and TYLOO has almost no improvements at all over the years.

This part just isn't true. They both went from struggling to win a single game to going 3-2 in Split 2 and making playoffs (albeit they did crash out immediately). To say they aren't improving isn't justified

Google is free (YouTube is also free, so is Spotify)

Teminite

50% and it's still $75 USD yeah no I'm good bro