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You Have To 1v1 a Pro

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#1
reremus

Gun to your family's head, and you have to 1v1 a pro at their peak form and win. It'll be played on Haven, 1 person at window, 1 person at B site.

Who are you picking to play against. Has to be a current pro player. First to 20 kills wins.

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reremus
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I'm choosing Boaster

I want to add that I truly believe I would actually piss on Boaster and win 20-0

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Tryeue2
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dfm anthem

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Hyssopus1
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FNS

#5
welikefortniteandvalorant
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FNS came first to mind but there are players like ShadoW or Anthem who are worse

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dort
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Zellsis

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Yrkos
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whoever has the lowest rating in china, because that region has had the least amount of time to practice.

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reremus
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Yrkos [#7]

whoever has the lowest rating in china, because that region has had the least amount of time to practice.

nahhh they might be the weakest strategically but the Chinese are historically cracked at aiming lol

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welikefortniteandvalorant
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Yrkos [#7]

whoever has the lowest rating in china, because that region has had the least amount of time to practice.

horrible take imo, the chinese league is full of insane aimers

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Nachtel
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Carpe since I did good against him in a deathmatch once

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Yrkos
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reremus [#8]

nahhh they might be the weakest strategically but the Chinese are historically cracked at aiming lol

good point, lowest rating in pacific then

#12
IonlywatchvcjXD
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Tryeue2 [#3]

dfm anthem

I won't allow anthem to get disrespected like this lol 🤣😭

#13
Hobbit
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Enzo

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ArtemisZ083
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FNS

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reremus
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Hobbit [#13]

Enzo

Bro I said peak. For a time Enzo was nasty on Fnatic. Was winning every clutch.

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K4ziuHa
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clix you never said they have to be a valorant pro

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Hobbit
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reremus [#15]

Bro I said peak. For a time Enzo was nasty on Fnatic. Was winning every clutch.

Only nasty against other EMEA teams

#18
ASTEROIDCHILD
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I will behead Newzera in game

#19
reremus
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K4ziuHa [#16]

clix you never said they have to be a valorant pro

☝️🤓

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number2_cNed_fan
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reremus [#2]

I'm choosing Boaster

I want to add that I truly believe I would actually piss on Boaster and win 20-0

boaster pulls out the awp and becomes prime cNed

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teilwal
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Tryeue2 [#3]

dfm anthem

ur cooked

#22
reremus
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number2_cNed_fan [#20]

boaster pulls out the awp and becomes prime cNed

Boaster loses the first 7 duels and whips out a bottle babyoil to try and twerk for me and get me off guard.

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KITTT
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reremus [#2]

I'm choosing Boaster

I want to add that I truly believe I would actually piss on Boaster and win 20-0

like, actually? unironically?

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reremus
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KITTT [#23]

like, actually? unironically?

Yes, I'm being so serious. I didn't outright say it in my original post but you'd be at your peak too. Right amount of sleep, perfect temperature, max comfort. Give me all of those and I'm actually burying that kid.

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KITTT
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reremus [#24]

Yes, I'm being so serious. I didn't outright say it in my original post but you'd be at your peak too. Right amount of sleep, perfect temperature, max comfort. Give me all of those and I'm actually burying that kid.

ok sure buddy :)

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omegaishere
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y0y

#27
Pengu12
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SseesS, FNS, Boaster

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SAMPV6
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FNS and Boaster 2v1 I'll own their asses

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burritx
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Ange1

#30
bronzil_enjoyer
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poolchan

#31
Yuh_aye
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can it be a gc pro? some of them are deadass ascendant

#32
Hyxagon
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with my aim i aint winning against any of em so fuck it give me tenz

#33
K4ziuHa
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Yuh_aye [#31]

can it be a gc pro? some of them are deadass ascendant

It can be a pro biker if you want

#34
Simp4S0m
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Whzy or Yosemite, I’d own these bums

#35
KOMPOSTO
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If you dont pick fns you are trolling

#36
Telextro_786
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K4ziuHa [#16]

clix you never said they have to be a valorant pro

why would you not pick a rocket league or league of legends pro 😭😭

#37
Prancer
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Joshua "Steel" Nissan

#38
sentinelmain377
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reremus [#22]

Boaster loses the first 7 duels and whips out a bottle babyoil to try and twerk for me and get me off guard.

Boaster clears you bro

He can hit 1 taps and has aim practice from Derke and alfajer

Also boaster brain will get wall bang kills on you with the window every time on haven. You won’t even see him

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sentinelmain377
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ASTEROIDCHILD [#18]

I will behead Newzera in game

I was gonna say him but he isn’t a pro right now

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laifu
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Yuh_aye [#31]

can it be a gc pro? some of them are deadass ascendant

if you only pick GC players that aren't signed and only compete in open qualifiers then yeah

#41
Yuh_aye
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K4ziuHa [#33]

It can be a pro biker if you want

gimme bron

#42
laifu
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LightningFast

#43
Coures
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Simp4S0m [#34]

Whzy or Yosemite, I’d own these bums

Just like NRG were supposed to own them?

#44
cloudberry
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https://www.vlr.gg/player/matches/40241/sol
This is my pick.
If you wanna know why, check their game against Falcons Vega

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Diebs
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cloudberry [#44]

https://www.vlr.gg/player/matches/40241/sol
This is my pick.
If you wanna know why, check their game against Falcons Vega

he couldn't even pi
shameless

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Sidyon
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Aspas

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Yuh_aye
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sentinelmain377 [#38]

Boaster clears you bro

He can hit 1 taps and has aim practice from Derke and alfajer

Also boaster brain will get wall bang kills on you with the window every time on haven. You won’t even see him

counterpoint: https://youtu.be/iNoRMGN3Uzo?si=cxmtAp74B6xlIFGq&t=2815

#48
Serath
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nvm

#49
Azzelastia
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Demon1
I am joking

#50
ntro
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suygetsu

#51
emirerays
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omegaishere [#26]

y0y

Prime yay would kill you blindfolded and his hands tied behind his back only using his nose.

#52
emirerays
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ntro [#50]

suygetsu

💀

#53
emirerays
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ANGE1

#54
ntro
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emirerays [#52]

💀

ill take him.

#55
emirerays
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ntro [#54]

ill take him.

You aint taking shit lmao

#56
ntro
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emirerays [#55]

You aint taking shit lmao

ill deffo be able to kill him a few times all i do now is aim train/dm

#57
emirerays
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ntro [#56]

ill deffo be able to kill him a few times all i do now is aim train/dm

Bro be fr rn you are talking about fucking prime suygetsu ? You aint even landing a bullet

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ntro
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emirerays [#57]

Bro be fr rn you are talking about fucking prime suygetsu ? You aint even landing a bullet

so prime suygetsu is suddenly invincible?

#59
emirerays
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ntro [#58]

so prime suygetsu is suddenly invincible?

For you he is

#60
omegaishere
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emirerays [#51]

Prime yay would kill you blindfolded and his hands tied behind his back only using his nose.

Dont remember saying prime yay or even yay but ok

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temi
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reremus [#24]

Yes, I'm being so serious. I didn't outright say it in my original post but you'd be at your peak too. Right amount of sleep, perfect temperature, max comfort. Give me all of those and I'm actually burying that kid.

Boaster was an op abusing jett main… pretty sure he pulled it out during playoffs

#62
aymq_
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Hobbit [#17]

Only nasty against other EMEA teams

read the post

#63
GhostKing44
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omegaishere [#60]

Dont remember saying prime yay or even yay but ok

you just sound braindead rn

#64
sideshowsbaldhead
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Telextro_786 [#36]

why would you not pick a rocket league or league of legends pro 😭😭

i’m 1v1 ing prime squishymuffinz on haven and winning 20-0 ngl

#65
sideshowsbaldhead
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cloudberry [#44]

https://www.vlr.gg/player/matches/40241/sol
This is my pick.
If you wanna know why, check their game against Falcons Vega

6 acs 😭😭 also that’s game changers no?

#66
inlucid
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Sidyon [#46]

Aspas

bro doesnt care about his family

#67
Kirya
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fns

#68
Redred
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Gtn yoro

#69
SXNFLGJL
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ShadoW

#70
number_one_lakia_fan
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how has no one said redgar???

#71
ballsinyojaws
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picking K0n4n, c9 shinobi, fns

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laeDLaer
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reremus [#2]

I'm choosing Boaster

I want to add that I truly believe I would actually piss on Boaster and win 20-0

Boaster had the highest clutch % last year lmao he’s ice cold

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cloudberry
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sideshowsbaldhead [#65]

6 acs 😭😭 also that’s game changers no?

The team is like tier 6 MENA Game Changers. So if there's someone who can't drop more than 7 ACS in that kind of lobby, then I definitely wanna be 1v1ing them to save my family

#74
frappzlul
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berlin

#75
emirerays
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number_one_lakia_fan [#70]

how has no one said redgar???

his prime in gambit is good no one here beating him

#76
Sidyon
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inlucid [#66]

bro doesnt care about his family

I could do it

#77
snowconedeity
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Vanity cus i went positive against him in a TDM before

#78
hfmi0dzjc9z7BiggestFan
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Sheny9

#79
NebularCarina
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Sidyon [#76]

I could do it

"nah, i'd win"
–Sidyon, 2024

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AutismCanBeCured
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Tenz

#81
nobody___100
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number_one_lakia_fan [#70]

how has no one said redgar???

prime redgar was actually good, why do you think gambit was so good?

#82
sentinelmain377
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Yuh_aye [#47]

counterpoint: https://youtu.be/iNoRMGN3Uzo?si=cxmtAp74B6xlIFGq&t=2815

Fuck. Fluke game from 100t kekw. Just a bad day from Boaster bro dw, he clears all of us

#83
nobody___100
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ntro [#58]

so prime suygetsu is suddenly invincible?

SUYGETSU AIMS, THE RESET! ABSOLUTELY RIDICULOUS!!!

#84
koromast
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vanity fns or boaster

#85
moshimoshiman24
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i will choose aspas and call gg

#86
Hobbit
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aymq_ [#62]

read the post

Still light work

#87
K4ziuHa
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Telextro_786 [#36]

why would you not pick a rocket league or league of legends pro 😭😭

shouldve picked a pro kickboxer or smth

#88
LeCat
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Yrkos [#11]

good point, lowest rating in pacific then

Emea* pacific weakness is lack of discpline, they dont lack aim

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bobkiller
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reremus [#24]

Yes, I'm being so serious. I didn't outright say it in my original post but you'd be at your peak too. Right amount of sleep, perfect temperature, max comfort. Give me all of those and I'm actually burying that kid.

wait but at my peak i’m the best player itw so like it’s really not even a debate yay and aspas could double swing me and i’d 1 tap them both with a single bullet like two irons and then i’d make them oil up and twerk

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