Hyssopus1
Flag: Brazil
Registered: January 6, 2024
Last post: March 27, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Posts: 3529
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"but at the same time there is always a drone on your team who will die 16 times in laning phase and you'll just lose despite winning lane yourself"

Self report low elo.

If you are not playing on GM+ you can always carry a 4v5 game.

This is the beauty of MOBA, you can stomp even cheaters if you are smarter than them, i remember winning so many games where i was against a bot lane of Zeri + Lulu and both of them didn't took 1 single skill from our team the entire game.

My final KDA on that game? 10/0/7

In the end its just skill issue.

posted 1 day ago

Rent Free

posted 1 day ago

He is a baiter, don't watch the games and don't look at vlr.

Watch VCT on tiktok.

posted 1 day ago

Being gay can't be that bad, the greeks were on something.

posted 2 days ago

Watch a single LOUD vlog in 2023, the current world champion at that time didn't deserve to live in a shit hole like that.

Also Less and Saadhak x Aspas and Frod.

LOUD was never his home.

posted 2 days ago

G2 PLAYER POV:

posted 3 days ago

The biggest larper in VCT will always be those mfs who actually think that Tenz is the GOAT.

If Aspas had a team like SEN 2023 and that shit year on duelist? Brother i would never glaze a mf like that.

NA fans don't know portuguese so they don't know what pancada said about that team, and no he never said that the IGL was the problem or "role issues" or even language barrier.

He said "the problem" was bigger than the team so the one who got fucked was him.

posted 3 days ago

I know what his stats looks like, i know his stuck at immortal.

But what we can do? VCT is not just aim.

posted 4 days ago

We will finally play with our brains, if you look at their tracker Zekken is spamming Neon and Aspas is even playing Yoru on Pearl(Yeah even after the nerf).

posted 4 days ago

Who?

posted 4 days ago

Nivel do VCT é mt alto, se teu time é um lixo tu n consegue clicar, se tu tiver em um sistema vencedor tu pode ser um jogador mediano q vai parecer um genio.

Td depende do nivel.

Dou exemplo do jogo MIBR x G2 aonde o babybay tava parecendo um genio, só kill facil n precisava fazer nd, enquanto isso pro Aspas pickar 1 de OP era um parto.

posted 4 days ago

He will never leave MIBR, they give him the respect he deserves.

posted 4 days ago

Your respect for ethan is so little that you think he is a MID player, he fits my criteria to be called a GOAT.

Mfs don't even respect their own players KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

posted 5 days ago

Sorry, talking shit about Asuna is like kicking a dead dog.

posted 5 days ago

Delusional about what brother?

If a team can get 13-0 and still won champions any shit team in this game can win an event.

Even T1 2025 won an international.

A T2 team won Santiago.

Valorant is this.

posted 5 days ago

As i said before you have no idea how MIBR flairs were treated like after that 3bo5 in Americas.

I used an example before and i will say it to you.

"Using a MIBR flair in VLR rn is like being a Jew in germany 1933-1945"

Thats how lovely it was.

posted 5 days ago

I don't mind people throwing the GOAT word around TOP 5 players but calling any mid player the GOAT after a clip?

That shit is stupid.

posted 5 days ago

"bandwagoning"

Once again Envy and Jealousy.

With time we will truly have a lot of bandwagons but you can't see anyone glazing Aspas and MIBR 24/7 on valorant despite me and Gliterring yard.

posted 5 days ago

I don't think you guys understand what GOAT means.

GOAT = Greatest of all time.

In vlr every single game we have someone calling a mid bum the GOAT after a single clip, someone hits a 1v3 clutch? "MID ASS PLAYER IS THE GOAT OMG"

I saw so much of this shit in americas like "Oxy is the GOAT, Asuna is the GOAT" and the list could go foverer.

I know you guys love mid ass players, i know you guys want to elevate your bums but this title is reserved for only real great players like Aspas,Chronicle,Derke,Boaster and names like that.

Don't throw the GOAT word around at any mid player who hit a single clip.

posted 5 days ago

You are just like the LOUD fans after they lost Aspas and Less, what is left for you is to hatewatch every single game of him while your team fall into the abyss.

Jealousy and envy thats all i see from your threads.

posted 5 days ago

Hey chatgpt generate a thread for me to farm stars in VLR:

posted 5 days ago

Because we are like the Lakers with Luka doncic and Lebron.

Talent don't lie.

posted 5 days ago

"Trophy" A fucking trophy that 3 teams got.

I don't cheer for mid ass players, luck can only take you so far.

Talent don't lie.

Don't jump off the sinking boat.

posted 5 days ago

FURIA had 2 months of prep while MIBR had 3 weeks + Artzin life game.

Fluke win + fluke run, the most obvious 0/2 of all time.

FURIA will never qualify to an international again.

posted 5 days ago

LEV didn't snake NZR it was King and Mazino vs Aspas and NZR, they just hated each other.

This is one of the reasons why Aspas left LEV, they didn't pick his side on this and in the end of the year they didn't want to rebuild the team around him.

Thats why he left LEV.

posted 5 days ago

Just as i said G2 is a snake team, they don't give a shit about your story.

If we can get Leaf why should we keep tex?

Thats how big teams think, LEV is not like that.

posted 5 days ago

I know that because back then i was friends with Fer(LEV CEO) and he explained tex situation in 2024.

We are not like that anymore.

posted 5 days ago

Win ascension with your team, G2 don't want to keep him, of course after all these years they would "fix" him.

G2 is a Snake team.

posted 5 days ago

While you are out there eating sweets and junk food getting weaker and fatter every single day, wasting your potential every day you may think that you are not lucky "I was not lucky to be born beautiful, my genetics are not good" you are one of the luckiest mf on earth, you live in the richest country in the world, you have all the parts of your body, you can wake up and breath every day.

Do not throw away your potential and your future because of laziness and weakness, you are your only enemy, you don't have enemies.

Wake up.

posted 6 days ago

Oq eu n entendo é q eu vejo vlog dessas mlkada ai e ta lá os caras mandando café e energético pra dentro 1 hr antes do jogo, lembro do cortezia nos vlog do MIBR mandando um copão de café pra dentro.

Irmão se eu tomo 1 xicara de café eu já fico acelerado, se eu tomar 1 copão de café + 1 lata de energético se eu não morrer eu vou jogar tremendo ate os pés, jogador de FPS meter essa é loucura.

posted 6 days ago

"red canids or 2g for brazil" Don't give us slots then.

The only answer is paiN, they would really bring fans to Valorant and LOUD X PAIN in VCT Americas would be HUGE.

posted 6 days ago

NRG beating MIBR in 2025

posted 6 days ago

N tava zoado de estomago ele só n dormiu a noite inteira por sabe lá Deus o pq, tanto q o boia diz "Eu tive q tirar o celular dele pra ver se ele dormia um pouco", time despreparado do krl tb se é um time profissional passou da meia noite viu q jogador n ta conseguindo dormir já era um calmante no lombo dele e dormia igual um nenem.

É num detalhe desse q custa um campeonato como a champions.

Irmão se tu sabe q é ansioso e vai jogar uma semi/final de champions quando der 7 horas da noite dps de jantar manda um calmante pra dentro e dorme.

Melhor doq ficar nessa ai.

posted 6 days ago

Its league of legends we don't hate G2 here.

posted 6 days ago

Look at the gold, who has more is winning.

posted 6 days ago

It is but its happening in the CBLOL arena, its the international for kick offs like a masters 1.

Riot didn't want to have a bigger arena, i don't know why.

We are fully there with 0 BR teams playing.

posted 6 days ago

They are not retarded.

Tuyz.

It always that role, the same with Xenom.

Every champions its always a terrorist.

The biggest NRG Hero aka Xenom.

posted 6 days ago

Try to guess

posted 6 days ago

Skill issue

posted 6 days ago

If you watch LOUD vlog on that lower match you will understand why EG won.

A player spend all the night on his phone the day before the match, he played with no sleep.

Even with that it was still 5 close maps.

It always one guy, it always that role...

posted 6 days ago

Just wait for fallen retirement and you will see something funny.

I kid you not, i remember seeing a clip on YT from Taco saying "When Fallen retires BR CS will lose a lot of views".

The coments were 99% saying "Yeah i only watch CS because of fallen, If fallen doesn't play i will not watch, I think Fallen is the only player in the world who is bigger than the game he plays, Fallen is bigger than CS".

Fallen is so idolized in brazil that the CS BR community really thinks that he is bigger than Faker, even some of his ex teammates were beefing with LOL BR fans because they were saying that Fallen does not come even close to Faker, Boltz was arguing with LOL BR fans because of that, he wanted to prove that Fallen is bigger than Faker.

Aspas does not get even 10% in Valorant of what Fallen gets in CS BR, i never saw something like that.

If Fallen retires the CS BR scene dies with him.

posted 6 days ago

This FURIA roster will never qualify to an international again.

posted 6 days ago

Your choker Aura is showing off, we stand with G2.

Fuck the east, we are cheering for the west.

posted 1 week ago

APAC fans always have the most brain dead takes of all time.

posted 1 week ago

No Luka doncic no ball.

posted 1 week ago

Still hoping to see a TexGlazer one day.

posted 1 week ago

Name 3 MIBR flairs excluding me and gliterring yard.

posted 1 week ago

I remember how glorified MIBR flairs were after that 3 bo5 in Americas.

Truly the most bandwagon team of all time.

posted 1 week ago
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