it doesn’t make any sense, how could it be round?
Backstage as Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance ends"
Travis Kelce: That was insane Kendrick, loved the show man!
Kendrick: I appreciate it, good luck with the game!
Travis: Heh... well about the game....
"Kendrick's eyebrow raises"
Travis: Uhhh so you know you are the reason I got with Taylor, after that Bad Blood remix
Kendrick: Well uhhh I'm happy to help man...
Travis: I don't think you get it... I only got with her to try and get your number Dot!
Kendrick: I can give you my number now, we actually organised the collab through fax
"Kendrick and Travis exchange numbers"
Kendrick: Go on, you'll be late for the gam-
Travis: I LOVE YOU!
Kendrick: "Blushing" What?!?
Travis: You're just too perfect, you owned Drake my King, there's no big three, just big you!
Kendrick: Mhmm....
"Travis grabs Kendrick's hand"
Travis: Come with me... we can rule the world!
Kendrick: I don't-
"Travis lunges and kisses Kendrick"
Kendrick: "Startled" Uhh... wow. That was....
Kendrick & Travis: Perfect...
"The two continue to make out
"Outside the room Taylor Swift approaches and opens the door
Taylor: He-
"Taylor closes the door and drops to the floor crying
Taylor: How could he... "sobs" ... I can't put another album out so soon
"Kanye approaches the door
Kanye: Pfft what's her deal? Move aside!
1
"Taylor shifts as Kanye opens the door"
Kanye: Yo Dot I go-
"Kanye closes the door and drops down besides Taylor
Kanye: Can't believe it... I got him... but no one ever has Kanye...
"Taylor places her hand on Kanye's"
Taylor: Ye... I got you....
"Kanye tears up and rests his head against Taylor's
Kanye: "Sniff" I got you too T....
"The two lean in ready to kiss as Travis exits
Kendrick: "Shouting out the room Go get em tiger rawrr!
"Travis walks past the two with hickeys down his neck
Taylor: "Slut!" (Taylor's Version) (From the
Vault)
"After Taylor shouts she looks back to
Kanye
Taylor: Where were we?
"Kanye leans in and kisses Taylor
"The End