it would be so fucking funny

never did a scouting report before
and since we have a 113 page example document on what not to do.
im gonna try to figure out how to do a good one

f3mb01 mentality

i dont yet, but i do like som and mada

unfortunately 2G will fight Furia for the bottom spot in Americas, not because they are bad, but because i still believe in them, this year apparently has decided that any team i believe in with my heart will fail miserably and unfortunately i cannot stop myself from loving 2G, and i fear this may be their downfall

Furia is just ASS

i get it, i just define ass players by if they managed to be ass on actual decent teams like Furia and MIBR with frod

You nimwits
its not that they are ass
They Are System Players
They were great because the system was great and allow them to excel
YEAH THEY ARE GOIN TO BE SUBPAR WITHOUT THE CREATOR OF THE FUCKING SYSTEM
"But EG bad too"
i wonder why? maybe its because they cut potter's funding? sold her assistants? cut the 10 man scrim, WHICH ALLOWED THEM TO MAINTAIN THE SYSTEM

The bulding had the foundations, wiring and water taken out and youre wondering why the building is crumbling?

Spikezin or Heat

My personal roster would be
Rossy / Tuyz / Spikezin / Heat / Zellsis

Zellsis would be the emotional core
Rossy would be the drill sergeant IGL
Spikezin would be the helping third caller
Heat and Tuyz would just be trophy thirsty vets

Am i the only one who feels like the current LOUD functions as an inverted version of the 24 Loud?
24 Loud's thing was being tactically sound but individually lacking (Qck saadhak and cauanzin were struggling a bit, cauanzin when he started to IGL)
while 25 Loud is tactically lacking but individually sound.

aiming wise 25 looks stronger but 24 was smarter

thats why i feel like for now we should focus on gringo IGLs
a mid IGL with an aimer team can do alot
i accept Jakee, Runi, Stellar, Rossy and Zellsis
personally i would like to get rossy on Furia since apparently he was a very strict and controlling IGL, and discipline is very lacking right now

he needs to do a VCB run, or else he is washed
DGzin did it, and we can agree dgzin is atleast deent

like
they actually have a chance at a decent roster next year
2G unfortunately will not survive ascension again

They could just get the obvious picks on Tuyz / Heat / Spikezin
maybe get an NA/emea IGL since as afaik only all these 3 speak english

the BR 11-3
the cove incident (Nrg fans)
Txozin Knife (100T fans)
finding out the team would be international (Lev fans)

just a few of the most painful incidents in valorant history

KRU legit winning on RNG 😭😭😭😭
they done cursed lil 2g

unlike f0ria they actually deserve some leeway to grow during the year

Bro is feeling a fraction of the daily pain a brazilian feels when remembering 11-3

are you sure you arent the influencer trappy_chan? the one with the white hair?

it saves time, also protects team morale

we must increase the gravity around that twink tenfold, i cannot fathom seeing him jump shoot again

Ardiis isnt as good as zellsis at farming impressions so he just says whatever will get him the most hate at the moment

I do not believe in Loud
i do not believe in vinny1s igling
i do not believe in NzR's midrounding
i do not believe in anyone in Furia except maybe Heat
I do not believe in Demon1
I do not believe in Asuna, his aiming style enrages me.

Xand was literally Furia's "Sacy" but they didnt listen

its Nzr & Aspas if i remember correctly

agreed

why isnt anyone getting Oxy???
imagine Sentinels with him
or NRG
100T with Oxy ?
hes literally so good man

oh, those are jackets my guy

legit confused me when i saw it, blud has 0.63 kda
idk if its good or bad but it is funny

isnt it blue?

average vct br experience right here

losing leads

exactly
we need some drill sgt mf to tell bronzilians to shut up and watch vods or they wont get dinner

we might need him on brasil to teach us some discipline

its not even funny
no BR team will reach top 4

like damn, this mf is OPRESSIVE

what

you beat the worst team on the league

you know what? you guys deserve the hapiness. congratulations

ele é bom e sabe inglês oxe

Xand pra fazer o trabalho do sacy e ficar cobrando eles

cebando pq é bom e sabe inglês

alternative lines

Heat / Xand / Cebando / Stellar / PennyS
Heat / Tuyz / Jakee / Stellar / Sato
Heat / Tuyz / Sato / Stellar / PennyS
Heat / Tuyz / Zellsis / Xand / PennyS
Heat / Tuyz / Stellar / PennyS / Jakee or Bdog

i must apologize for ever thinking Furia would be better than 12th spot
i was not familiar with their lack of game

plz, kick C9 & FURIA from franchising
i cant with these fraudulent teams anymore

Xand / Heat / Cebando / Pennis / Stellar

tem potencial

its my duty as a br0nzilian

how did furia lose that round?

yall better pray your favourite team loses to LOUD

For now the only teams that can win champions are EG and KRU
as we have seen from 23 and 24
the only team that can win champions is a team that has lost to Loud at the start of the year (League or 1st Masters)
EG, lost in the league, won Champions
EDG, lost in Madrid, won Champions

i wanna see more of Sacy
i feel like he could get more trophies if he wasnt this "old"

for hypemen/callers? YEAH

Sentinels fans keep clowning on him
alright
give him to brasil
we like him
he will do a good Igl/secondcaller
if you dont want him we want him

if i manage to get Every single game wrong, Loud is winning kickoff