because instead of just choking foxy legit starts throwing

if you watch important games when he's down he starts trying to push up early, which is bad on both attack and defense as a senti, wasting his extremely important util value

EDG and T1 staff when they see a player that they wouldn't have won without😡

foxy9 is indeed the best player in the world in games that have near 0 significance

acting like EDG went from a top 3 team itw to losing a qualifier against BLG

s1mon goat stfu

EDG before s1mon: insanely mid
EDG during s1mon: champs 2024, 3rd bangkok
EDG after s1mon: shit

yeah they wouldn't have been able to play this comp but that seems like a good thing in this case no?

zjc is a good player, prob individually better than s1mon
but s1mon made the team good, not sure how but it's clear that it was him

holy EDG are horrible without s1mon
100% deserved though

tbh as much as i loved the old vision strikers roster, Rb was the original choker so i didn't like him as much (he disappeared in a few important games)
it only looks like i like Rb a lot because im bitter about termi's replacement and its timing

my favorite players (genuinely):

1. mako
2. flashback (just came back from inactive)
3. zest (inactive)
4. k1ng (inactive)
5. leo (inactive)
6. xeta (inactive)
7. bob (just went inactive in t2)
8. sylvan (inactive)

coincidence? i dont think so
through this observation ive realized that im actually the main character
suck my dick or something i dunno

must give respect where respect is due

https://x.com/QueenBobsta/status/1942410572374434083

She stepped down from Blue Otter😢
I cannot understate how much Bob deserved t1 play more than molestcent
o7 queen let us wait for her return back to higher val

i forgot i can't use emojis in titles it was "Queen Bob👑"

SLUUUUURRRP...oh yes my dear....schluuuuuurp....quite flavorful indeed...is that....dare I say....sluuuuurp...tonkotsu I taste?......slurp slurp....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....slurp....quite delicious broth yes very much so .....sluuuuuurrrrp....ah yes...and also....a hint of....slurp....seaweed.....quite umami my dear....slurp...but oh yes...this will do nicely....slurp.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big bowl now....

SLUUUUUUURRRRRRRP

Oh yes...very good!....very well cooked and seasoned my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of tofu I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the slurp my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of scallion my dear....ah yes....let me guess...spring onion?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for slurp.....ssssluuuuurrrp.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well miso......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....miso and bean sprout I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....

SLUUUUUURRRRRP

Oh I was not expecting that...that little chili my dear....you caught me off guard...yes...so well balanced it was though...hmmmm...let me taste this little one...just one small slurp.....slurp...ah....ssssslurrrrrp...and yet...so spicy...yes...the taste....slurp slurp...hmmm....is that....slurp....hmmm....I can almost taste it my dear.....yes....just...slurp....a little more tasting if you please.....sluuuuuuuurp...ah yes I have it now....yes quite....hhhhmmmm...delectable my dear.....quite exquisite yes.....I dare say...slurp....the most delicious one yet my dear....sssssslurrrrrpp....yes....

fuck man im the unc

how old r u unc

the fated clash of trash...

https://www.vlr.gg/508251/the-case-against-termi

this, chamber's existence taught pro teams patience and smart util usage

stretching it a bit tbh, they said more specifically that benjy>meteor during 2024, which is also false but not as outrageous
even so they've had takes just as stupid as even my half-truth

chronicle 1 tenz not top 10 i haven't read the rest but good list

because just like their tier lists they have 0 consistency

they said benjyfishy was better than meteor
yall gotta realize that they are just ragebaiting and its working
calm

perhaps you can argue that gooning 5 times in a row to anime p*rn is indeed an insane play

coming from a person who 100% can't read korean btw

genuinely tenz was good and a really chill guy but he had no aura

he didn't make a lot of insane plays and also dude can't lift a PC and jacks it to hentai idk

first sane amexdxyz post ive seen since flordiddy

it's fine as it is

so who's actually worse? i think americas is worse atp no?

going to have to take the br*t's side here ngl

mako actually diffed marved in that fight in terms of pure gunplay (hit a HS on marved before he died)

but marved had a bulldog while mako only had a spectre

also, marved went -8 against mako throughout that series

i couldve gone my whole life without reading ts

he's so irrelevant i forgot
mb i guess

bang has to be the most glazed player for someone who's never even won a regionals

mako 1v1 alfajer, map 2 lotus insane prediction
youtu.be/PrKBfkLmfB4?t=22742

common reddit opinion

big if true

since 2022, because that's when i started watching and i only put ones i remember
not a comprehensive list of his best plays since then, but im going to define his "most iconic" moments as pre-franchising internationals or post-franchising VCT tourneys
i.e., im excluding off season events and KR challengers 2022

tenz would've had to stick with gooning to hentai if t0rmi was his coach

ive been saying this for two years bro what

#DRXLOSE

#DRXLOSE

#DRXLOSE but MaKo +30

thank your lucky stars that you've never had to feel the embarrassment of your team being eliminated by ZETA division

your favorite player would not be nearly as good if T0RMI was their coach

the worst thing about MAKO is that we might never get to see his true potential

not my team but mako got me pregnant so i have no choice

nah, i think it felt that way because while the top teams showed up, the less good teams this time around were really bad

genuinely zest is a direct upgrade

better fragging, more IGL experience, more flexible, and at worst equal "util," though it seems that everyone gets to decide their own parameters for what that is

lakia is not worth the pickup, not in 2024 and not now either

2266 hours playtime holy
would be embarrassing if you WEREN'T radiant

s1mon was the goat he deserved it
t0rmi and most other DRX dont deserve it

41 rounds 9 kills btw