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#1
CoCloudy

I JUST FOUND OUT MY MANAGER PLAYS VAL
DO I ASK FOR HIGHER PAY IN EXCHANGE FOR BOOSTING HER (she's silver)
WHAT ELSE CAN THIS INFORMATION ENABLE ME TO DO

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bladaaa
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get into a relationship with the manager = ez money

#3
CoCloudy
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if that were to occur she would be in jail

#5
AstroGalaxy
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LMAO

#6
number1_Demon1_fan
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Someone in vct is doing it and he is doing perfectly fine

#7
Coures
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nepo vash catching strays

#8
bladaaa
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cumback? 💀

#12
CoCloudy
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name drop !! ??

#13
number1_Demon1_fan
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You don't need a name drop, everyone knows him

#17
MrBlooBloom
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frrrr dis, g pas l'info

#21
number1_Demon1_fan
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Le manager de Team secret est la femme de l'igl

#14
Ballsamolee
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you will know eventually

#4
ButterflyEffect23
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duo with her

#9
destroylonely
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bag her

#10
_amBrian
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If serious I don't think you could do that, but you could suggest playing some switftplays together which could improve ur work relationship and could help with raise negotiations

#11
preston_
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boost her and dont worry about the raise
think bigger 😏

#15
DSGFan
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How about you don't be a weirdo and instead of trying to exploit someone through information you just play some games for fun?

#16
nobody___100
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🤓🤓🤓🤓
biggest weirdo on the site btw

#19
DSGFan
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You can call me cringe, but there's nothing that makes me a weirdo.

#22
nobody___100
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fair
biggest weirdo on the site btw

#87
ctabust
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ok weirdo fs, but you cannot be saying flair

#88
ButterflyEffect23
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he said fair

#91
ctabust
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oh

#18
Pengu12
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Redditor to the rescue!

#34
DSGFan
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Ok Pengu12, you tell me, which is more likely to be the degenerate redditor?

Option A: The guy who goes "oooo woman manager who plays valorant, let me show her how cool I am by boosting her and try to get her number and/or money"

or

Option B: The guy who says to guy A "Stop being a weirdo."

You and the other zombies downvoting me are what's wrong with the valorant community.

#67
lielahh
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You are actually insanely slow for not being able to recognise the fact it’s drenched in sarcasm and unserious

#23
ash_knuckles
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not the fuckin hall monitor

#28
Ballsamolee
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🤓🤓🤓

#30
DSGFan
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I don't understand why you sent me three copies of your face?

#31
Ballsamolee
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how bro felt when he said that: 😈😈😈😈

#33
DSGFan
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More like that's how you felt when you posted fake furry pics of Tryeue

#35
Ballsamolee
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thats bronzil enjoyer who posted that fake pic. i copied him and posted one of k1rya lol

#36
DSGFan
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Yeah, I mixed up who posted pics of who.

#37
CoCloudy
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literally anyone else can call me a weirdo except YOU

#39
nobody___100
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cooked his ass

#42
DSGFan
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Are you a jackal? All I see is you following other users like Tabaqui.

#46
nobody___100
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who is tabaqui

#57
DSGFan
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The jackal from the jungle book who follows Shere Khan the tiger around. Eating the left over scraps of the tiger and barking at other animals only because he has shere khan behind him.

#49
butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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what the fuck does this even mean 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

#59
DSGFan
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#57

#64
butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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what are you fuckin 12? hauling insults from a children's story book

#66
DSGFan
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I'm not getting an insult from a children's book. I'm simply comparing him to a fictional character. The same way someone might colloquially say to someone who is acting greedy that they are "acting like Scrooge."

#69
nobody___100
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you are a fossil lmfao

#72
DSGFan
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sure lol

#40
DSGFan
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Explain to me how I am a weirdo. I don't engage in any weird sexual/deviant behavior. The same cannot be said for you, who made this tierlist of female valorant agents.

#47
nobody___100
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bro shut the fuck up you talk too much

#62
DSGFan
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Me: brings valid argument

nobody: "shut up" yeah, that'll show him!

#53
sideshowsbaldhead
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weirdo receipts 🤓

#65
CoCloudy
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calling me weirdo for showing appreciation for the compelling character design from our saviour of developers from riot gamers
okayy buddyyy
sureeee.

#68
DSGFan
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I'm not the one trying to use valorant to get favors from a female manager. You're weird.

#70
lielahh
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Let me ask you this would it be the same if Cloudi’s manager was a guy? Why is it worse if she’s a woman lol even if Cloudi was serious

#71
DSGFan
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Based on cloudy's past post history & the types of replies this thread has generated, (to put it politely) it is of particular interest to Cloudy that his manager is a woman.

It would be the same if the manager was a guy and Cloudy expressed the same interest in guys.

#73
nobody___100
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do you have a disability to understand humor?

#76
DSGFan
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Explain what's humorous about this post.

#78
CoCloudy
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not funny to you ≠ not funny to everyone else

#74
butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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yeah go ahead and judge someone based on their vlr profile, ur a weirdo

#77
DSGFan
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We are all judging each other based on what we see from each other. If you say shit on vlr that you "wouldn't actually say/do anywhere", then that means that you would do those things were it not for societal restrictions.

#20
Tryeue2
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You can refer her to me.
-Tryeue2

#26
Prancer
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Holy shit there are 2 of you????

#29
nobody___100
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don't forget about Tryeue0

#24
AvgRossiFan
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Brag about your vlr posts (you can show the mommys ranked post), ez raise/promotion

#38
CoCloudy
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W idea

#41
ButterflyEffect23
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what the fuck is a mommys ranked

#43
catNmouse
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vlr brainrot

#51
ButterflyEffect23
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nah mommys ranked is fucking crazy

#50
butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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you just had to be there

#52
CoCloudy
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oh...
you never saw that...
https://www.vlr.gg/330681/mommys-ranked-updated-april-2024

#54
ButterflyEffect23
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Я в шоке с тебя бро

#25
omegaishere
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Play some matches with her and talk about how you love the new bundle until she gives you a raise or gifts u it

#27
bearmans
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does she also watch vct

#32
DuD5K1S
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Ask her is this is her account https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/CatGirlPawJob%23NEED/overview

#44
i11matic
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Who cars

#45
darkog__
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do it

#48
lielahh
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Where u work?

#55
CoCloudy
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NO
YOU WILL NOT PULL UP TO MY WORK

#56
Nilonesia
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Where

#58
lielahh
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I just meant what chain or whatever bro

#60
ButterflyEffect23
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like fast-food chain?

#63
lielahh
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he’s 16 doubt he has a job outside of retail or hospo

#61
yukky
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where wuold she go on your mommy ranking

#75
CoCloudy
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your cooked 😭😭 (number 4 tho)

#89
nobody___100
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damn, on the same level as fade???

#90
CoCloudy
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yeah ! 🥳

#79
i11matic
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Is she hot?

#81
envyz
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make her pocket sage you and give you an ara ara per kill

#82
BoF7ooM
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All I wanna say is DSGfan is the real master baiter keke

#84
kapteN
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I once found out one of the Global Leads of my practice in my previous job used to play CS 1.6 back in the day. The dude is mid-to-late 50s. Kinda guy that makes 5-10 millies a year

Got him to install CSGO (this is a few years back) and played a couple games. Actually super chill

Won't get you a promote or pay increase though

#86
CoCloudy
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yeah but did you boost him tho

#85
Cheasle2
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ask her to run up some 2am swiftplays

#92
Ve1bae-
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Bang her

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