ok done now fuck vlr!

wait i just watched your last video lol, disregard this. This is mostly troll and is based on Carl jung's personality archetypes.

the "sage" archetype is a truth seeker and dislikes misinformation, and I added flex there 4fun lol.

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yo babysasuke do you think flor's (rumoured) addition to eg will finally make an honest man out of supamen or will he keep being a fraud

damn, hopefully your new president isnt just a loudmouth and he actually goes all out against drug rings

as a guy who defers to senti smokes anytime I touch this game I just wanna say I only get racist on weekends

simp - sage no? jetts aren't the submissive type

bump fill the rest in for me chat

Wait maybe matching the characters might've been a better idea. I was matching personalities of val players to characters they'd most likely play

Let's match valorant roles to personality archetypes

Duelist - hero, explorer
Initiator - everyman, caregiver
sentinel - innocent, sage
Controller - trickster
Flex - magician, artist

EDIT: while we're at it, let's do characters to archetypes too

Reyna: Ruler , caregiver (kinda)
Brimstone : hero, caregiver
Neon : rebel, trickster
Omen: lover
Gecko: innocent, also jester

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damn bro seems like you have a lot to unpack keep talking

For how shit league is in terms of champions and balancing an all that, they really are doing a much better job

contract jail? Are they letting him explore options?

most valo women are hella socially awkward as well, if that helps.

get some more then

as a comp sci student I agree

we need you to spread the gospel of vlr to all your friends lady harapan

alr ur normal bro, if you'd said comp sci or ee or math you would've been first in line

tbh I get that, in a weird way

how am I supposed to tell them that kangkang is what peak athleticism looks like? they wouldn't understand

dont know why you'd choose to come here during gc, but to each their own I guess

a very low amount, like 99:1

What's your major in college/what are you planning to study?

Prove it 🧐🧐

I'm in my edgy nietzschean era 😈😈 normies wouldn't understand 🔥🔥

not really, you can count them all on one hand

alr then stare into the abyss at your own discretion, not too much tho, lest it stares back👻

just dont use traditional media then I guess. Most of it is garbage, and if you really want to check in on one use an alternative frontend like nitter for twitter and invidious for youtube.

correct opinion. I find zigzaging between both extremes to be the most entertaining. "Deus vult" on monday "yt ppl bad" on tuesday.

not you bro get in line

alr right youtube is much better than far left, if you ignore the flat earthers

those can stay only dysgenic men are getting shot

meet you halfway. 97:3

sure buddy now get in line

theres too many smelly men here bruh I propose we round up baiters and guys like dort and shoot them. We need a healthy 95-5

vlr gender ratio in the mud

nvm you're definitely a guy

ew

fucking horrible as per usual, I have stuff to do but I'm procrastinating

We are all but the passing dreams of a slumbering eldritch being

girl moonlighting as a man on vlr because there are no women on the internet (fact)

what's your type then? Also are you a girl or guy

let your friend hit🗿🗿

this is NOT site discussion

if he swings that way of course

let him hit

Piling up mental maladjustments so I get my money's worth at the therapist 🗣🗣🔥🔥

4twinks /somethingawful terminology