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#1
CoCloudy

I JUST FOUND OUT MY MANAGER PLAYS VAL
DO I ASK FOR HIGHER PAY IN EXCHANGE FOR BOOSTING HER (she's silver)
WHAT ELSE CAN THIS INFORMATION ENABLE ME TO DO

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bladaaa
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get into a relationship with the manager = ez money

#3
CoCloudy
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bladaaa [#2]

get into a relationship with the manager = ez money

if that were to occur she would be in jail

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ButterflyEffect23
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duo with her

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AstroGalaxy
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CoCloudy [#3]

if that were to occur she would be in jail

LMAO

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number1_Demon1_fan
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CoCloudy [#3]

if that were to occur she would be in jail

Someone in vct is doing it and he is doing perfectly fine

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Coures
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number1_Demon1_fan [#6]

Someone in vct is doing it and he is doing perfectly fine

nepo vash catching strays

#8
bladaaa
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number1_Demon1_fan [#6]

Someone in vct is doing it and he is doing perfectly fine

cumback? 💀

#9
destroylonely
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bag her

#10
_amBrian
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If serious I don't think you could do that, but you could suggest playing some switftplays together which could improve ur work relationship and could help with raise negotiations

#11
preston_
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boost her and dont worry about the raise
think bigger 😏

#12
CoCloudy
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number1_Demon1_fan [#6]

Someone in vct is doing it and he is doing perfectly fine

name drop !! ??

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number1_Demon1_fan
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CoCloudy [#12]

name drop !! ??

You don't need a name drop, everyone knows him

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Ballsamolee
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CoCloudy [#12]

name drop !! ??

you will know eventually

#15
DSGFan
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How about you don't be a weirdo and instead of trying to exploit someone through information you just play some games for fun?

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nobody___100
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DSGFan [#15]

How about you don't be a weirdo and instead of trying to exploit someone through information you just play some games for fun?

🤓🤓🤓🤓
biggest weirdo on the site btw

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MrBlooBloom
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number1_Demon1_fan [#13]

You don't need a name drop, everyone knows him

frrrr dis, g pas l'info

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Pengu12
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DSGFan [#15]

How about you don't be a weirdo and instead of trying to exploit someone through information you just play some games for fun?

Redditor to the rescue!

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DSGFan
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nobody___100 [#16]

🤓🤓🤓🤓
biggest weirdo on the site btw

You can call me cringe, but there's nothing that makes me a weirdo.

#20
Tryeue2
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You can refer her to me.
-Tryeue2

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number1_Demon1_fan
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MrBlooBloom [#17]

frrrr dis, g pas l'info

Le manager de Team secret est la femme de l'igl

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nobody___100
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DSGFan [#19]

You can call me cringe, but there's nothing that makes me a weirdo.

fair
biggest weirdo on the site btw

#23
ash_knuckles
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DSGFan [#15]

How about you don't be a weirdo and instead of trying to exploit someone through information you just play some games for fun?

not the fuckin hall monitor

#24
AvgRossiFan
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Brag about your vlr posts (you can show the mommys ranked post), ez raise/promotion

#25
omegaishere
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Play some matches with her and talk about how you love the new bundle until she gives you a raise or gifts u it

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Prancer
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Tryeue2 [#20]

You can refer her to me.
-Tryeue2

Holy shit there are 2 of you????

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bearmans
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does she also watch vct

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Ballsamolee
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DSGFan [#15]

How about you don't be a weirdo and instead of trying to exploit someone through information you just play some games for fun?

🤓🤓🤓

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nobody___100
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Prancer [#26]

Holy shit there are 2 of you????

don't forget about Tryeue0

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DSGFan
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Ballsamolee [#28]

🤓🤓🤓

I don't understand why you sent me three copies of your face?

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Ballsamolee
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DSGFan [#30]

I don't understand why you sent me three copies of your face?

how bro felt when he said that: 😈😈😈😈

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DuD5K1S
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Ask her is this is her account https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/CatGirlPawJob%23NEED/overview

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DSGFan
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Ballsamolee [#31]

how bro felt when he said that: 😈😈😈😈

More like that's how you felt when you posted fake furry pics of Tryeue

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DSGFan
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Pengu12 [#18]

Redditor to the rescue!

Ok Pengu12, you tell me, which is more likely to be the degenerate redditor?

Option A: The guy who goes "oooo woman manager who plays valorant, let me show her how cool I am by boosting her and try to get her number and/or money"

or

Option B: The guy who says to guy A "Stop being a weirdo."

You and the other zombies downvoting me are what's wrong with the valorant community.

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DSGFan [#33]

More like that's how you felt when you posted fake furry pics of Tryeue

thats bronzil enjoyer who posted that fake pic. i copied him and posted one of k1rya lol

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DSGFan
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Ballsamolee [#35]

thats bronzil enjoyer who posted that fake pic. i copied him and posted one of k1rya lol

Yeah, I mixed up who posted pics of who.

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CoCloudy
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DSGFan [#15]

How about you don't be a weirdo and instead of trying to exploit someone through information you just play some games for fun?

literally anyone else can call me a weirdo except YOU

#38
CoCloudy
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AvgRossiFan [#24]

Brag about your vlr posts (you can show the mommys ranked post), ez raise/promotion

W idea

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nobody___100
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CoCloudy [#37]

literally anyone else can call me a weirdo except YOU

cooked his ass

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DSGFan
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CoCloudy [#37]

literally anyone else can call me a weirdo except YOU

Explain to me how I am a weirdo. I don't engage in any weird sexual/deviant behavior. The same cannot be said for you, who made this tierlist of female valorant agents.

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ButterflyEffect23
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CoCloudy [#38]

W idea

what the fuck is a mommys ranked

#42
DSGFan
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nobody___100 [#39]

cooked his ass

Are you a jackal? All I see is you following other users like Tabaqui.

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catNmouse
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ButterflyEffect23 [#41]

what the fuck is a mommys ranked

vlr brainrot

#44
i11matic
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Who cars

#45
darkog__
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do it

#46
nobody___100
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DSGFan [#42]

Are you a jackal? All I see is you following other users like Tabaqui.

who is tabaqui

#47
nobody___100
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DSGFan [#40]

Explain to me how I am a weirdo. I don't engage in any weird sexual/deviant behavior. The same cannot be said for you, who made this tierlist of female valorant agents.

bro shut the fuck up you talk too much

#48
lielahh
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Where u work?

#49
butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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DSGFan [#42]

Are you a jackal? All I see is you following other users like Tabaqui.

what the fuck does this even mean 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

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butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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ButterflyEffect23 [#41]

what the fuck is a mommys ranked

you just had to be there

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ButterflyEffect23
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catNmouse [#43]

vlr brainrot

nah mommys ranked is fucking crazy

#52
CoCloudy
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ButterflyEffect23 [#41]

what the fuck is a mommys ranked

oh...
you never saw that...
https://www.vlr.gg/330681/mommys-ranked-updated-april-2024

#53
sideshowsbaldhead
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DSGFan [#40]

Explain to me how I am a weirdo. I don't engage in any weird sexual/deviant behavior. The same cannot be said for you, who made this tierlist of female valorant agents.

weirdo receipts 🤓

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ButterflyEffect23
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CoCloudy [#52]

oh...
you never saw that...
https://www.vlr.gg/330681/mommys-ranked-updated-april-2024

Я в шоке с тебя бро

#55
CoCloudy
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lielahh [#48]

Where u work?

NO
YOU WILL NOT PULL UP TO MY WORK

#56
Nilonesia
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CoCloudy [#55]

NO
YOU WILL NOT PULL UP TO MY WORK

Where

#57
DSGFan
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nobody___100 [#46]

who is tabaqui

The jackal from the jungle book who follows Shere Khan the tiger around. Eating the left over scraps of the tiger and barking at other animals only because he has shere khan behind him.

#58
lielahh
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CoCloudy [#55]

NO
YOU WILL NOT PULL UP TO MY WORK

I just meant what chain or whatever bro

#59
DSGFan
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butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#49]

what the fuck does this even mean 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

#57

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ButterflyEffect23
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lielahh [#58]

I just meant what chain or whatever bro

like fast-food chain?

#61
yukky
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where wuold she go on your mommy ranking

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DSGFan
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nobody___100 [#47]

bro shut the fuck up you talk too much

Me: brings valid argument

nobody: "shut up" yeah, that'll show him!

#63
lielahh
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ButterflyEffect23 [#60]

like fast-food chain?

he’s 16 doubt he has a job outside of retail or hospo

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butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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DSGFan [#59]

#57

what are you fuckin 12? hauling insults from a children's story book

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CoCloudy
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DSGFan [#40]

Explain to me how I am a weirdo. I don't engage in any weird sexual/deviant behavior. The same cannot be said for you, who made this tierlist of female valorant agents.

calling me weirdo for showing appreciation for the compelling character design from our saviour of developers from riot gamers
okayy buddyyy
sureeee.

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DSGFan
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butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#64]

what are you fuckin 12? hauling insults from a children's story book

I'm not getting an insult from a children's book. I'm simply comparing him to a fictional character. The same way someone might colloquially say to someone who is acting greedy that they are "acting like Scrooge."

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lielahh
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DSGFan [#34]

Ok Pengu12, you tell me, which is more likely to be the degenerate redditor?

Option A: The guy who goes "oooo woman manager who plays valorant, let me show her how cool I am by boosting her and try to get her number and/or money"

or

Option B: The guy who says to guy A "Stop being a weirdo."

You and the other zombies downvoting me are what's wrong with the valorant community.

You are actually insanely slow for not being able to recognise the fact it’s drenched in sarcasm and unserious

#68
DSGFan
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CoCloudy [#65]

calling me weirdo for showing appreciation for the compelling character design from our saviour of developers from riot gamers
okayy buddyyy
sureeee.

I'm not the one trying to use valorant to get favors from a female manager. You're weird.

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nobody___100
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DSGFan [#66]

I'm not getting an insult from a children's book. I'm simply comparing him to a fictional character. The same way someone might colloquially say to someone who is acting greedy that they are "acting like Scrooge."

you are a fossil lmfao

#70
lielahh
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DSGFan [#68]

I'm not the one trying to use valorant to get favors from a female manager. You're weird.

Let me ask you this would it be the same if Cloudi’s manager was a guy? Why is it worse if she’s a woman lol even if Cloudi was serious

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DSGFan
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lielahh [#70]

Let me ask you this would it be the same if Cloudi’s manager was a guy? Why is it worse if she’s a woman lol even if Cloudi was serious

Based on cloudy's past post history & the types of replies this thread has generated, (to put it politely) it is of particular interest to Cloudy that his manager is a woman.

It would be the same if the manager was a guy and Cloudy expressed the same interest in guys.

#72
DSGFan
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nobody___100 [#69]

you are a fossil lmfao

sure lol

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nobody___100
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DSGFan [#71]

Based on cloudy's past post history & the types of replies this thread has generated, (to put it politely) it is of particular interest to Cloudy that his manager is a woman.

It would be the same if the manager was a guy and Cloudy expressed the same interest in guys.

do you have a disability to understand humor?

#74
butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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DSGFan [#71]

Based on cloudy's past post history & the types of replies this thread has generated, (to put it politely) it is of particular interest to Cloudy that his manager is a woman.

It would be the same if the manager was a guy and Cloudy expressed the same interest in guys.

yeah go ahead and judge someone based on their vlr profile, ur a weirdo

#75
CoCloudy
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yukky [#61]

where wuold she go on your mommy ranking

your cooked 😭😭 (number 4 tho)

#76
DSGFan
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nobody___100 [#73]

do you have a disability to understand humor?

Explain what's humorous about this post.

#77
DSGFan
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butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#74]

yeah go ahead and judge someone based on their vlr profile, ur a weirdo

We are all judging each other based on what we see from each other. If you say shit on vlr that you "wouldn't actually say/do anywhere", then that means that you would do those things were it not for societal restrictions.

#78
CoCloudy
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DSGFan [#76]

Explain what's humorous about this post.

not funny to you ≠ not funny to everyone else

#79
i11matic
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Is she hot?

#80
DSGFan
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CoCloudy [#78]

not funny to you ≠ not funny to everyone else

Explain why it's funny.

#81
envyz
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make her pocket sage you and give you an ara ara per kill

#82
BoF7ooM
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All I wanna say is DSGfan is the real master baiter keke

#83
CoCloudy
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DSGFan [#80]

Explain why it's funny.

0/8

#84
kapteN
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I once found out one of the Global Leads of my practice in my previous job used to play CS 1.6 back in the day. The dude is mid-to-late 50s. Kinda guy that makes 5-10 millies a year

Got him to install CSGO (this is a few years back) and played a couple games. Actually super chill

Won't get you a promote or pay increase though

#85
Cheasle2
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ask her to run up some 2am swiftplays

#86
CoCloudy
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kapteN [#84]

I once found out one of the Global Leads of my practice in my previous job used to play CS 1.6 back in the day. The dude is mid-to-late 50s. Kinda guy that makes 5-10 millies a year

Got him to install CSGO (this is a few years back) and played a couple games. Actually super chill

Won't get you a promote or pay increase though

yeah but did you boost him tho

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ctabust
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nobody___100 [#22]

fair
biggest weirdo on the site btw

ok weirdo fs, but you cannot be saying flair

#88
ButterflyEffect23
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ctabust [#87]

ok weirdo fs, but you cannot be saying flair

he said fair

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nobody___100
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CoCloudy [#75]

your cooked 😭😭 (number 4 tho)

damn, on the same level as fade???

#90
CoCloudy
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nobody___100 [#89]

damn, on the same level as fade???

yeah ! 🥳

#91
ctabust
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ButterflyEffect23 [#88]

he said fair

oh

#92
Ve1bae-
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Bang her

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