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vlr 5/19/2024 lore

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#1
DSGFan

I'm making this thread so that there aren't a million "faction summary?" threads anymore. Mods don't delete this, but lock it if you feel necessary. The timeline:

  • bronzil_enjoyer posts a picture of a furry claiming it to be tryeue (fake picture)
  • ballsamolee takes inspiration from this and makes a thread with femboy/furry pics claiming them to be Kirya, who is a self-admitted femboy (fake doxxing)
  • everyone thinks the pics ballsamolee posted are real and start dunking on Kirya (+ it was kirya's birthday)
  • the dunking on Kirya culminates in a thread by Brimstan where he tells Kirya to "name his price", implying he wishes to purchase explicit content of Kirya; weirdest shit I have ever seen on this site
  • I make a thread pointing out that Brimstan and Ballsamolee are weird for this (https://www.vlr.gg/350040/vlr-weirdo-receipts)
  • Brimstan and Ballsamolee get permabanned
  • a new account called mintibars (anagram of brimstan) appears; i and HenBabyH prove that this is a Brimstan alt; tilt Brimstan so much he admits it's an alt; Brimstan thinks he's the riddler and says he will make more alts with usernames being anagrams of Brimstan and challenges us to find them (lmao what a loser); the mintibars alt gets banned
  • Asuna Yuuki posts some cringe shit in a thread which I meme on by reviving the Asuna Yuuki receipts thread (https://www.vlr.gg/342829/asuna-yuuki-receipts)
  • Asuna Yuuki gets pissed at me for this; thinks me calling him toxic oppresses his "rights" as a vlr user; proclaims he wants to Make vlr Great Again (MVGA) and starts MVGA "faction" which is against me and my "regime" when I don't have one; Anonymouse and oiiink support Asuna Yuuki
  • HenBabyH creates a "faction" called DSGfan faction to oppose Asuna Yuuki
  • Brimstan makes a 2nd alt which he openly admits is an alt and makes a thread addressed to me saying "he was just joking" which was clearly written with the assistance of ChatGPT and deflects from himself being a weirdo by saying I'm an attention seeker (fair, but at least I don't seek attention by telling other users to "name their price"); Asuna Yuuki et MVGA people think that Brimstan getting banned for telling Kirya to name his price is violation of Brimstan's rights as a vlr user (this is just stupid at this point)
  • I now have a faction for and against me even though I didn't create any factions; I think this factions shit is stupid but whatever; i think this site will be somewhat better with Brimstan gone
#2
TheAceGamer30
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Allat

#5
Tryeue2
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amen

#11
bronzil_enjoyer
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he forgot to add assgamer was still posting sen threads

#13
Tryeue2
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i do not remember that shit is irrelevant

#14
DSGFan
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that's not lore, that's just routine

#16
bronzil_enjoyer
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sen grindset

#3
zJos
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cringe keke

#4
Kirya
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Wtf is this anime type shi
Vlr going crazy

#6
Jinxypoo
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go to sleep..

#7
DSGFan
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I actually am. I'm just waiting on my washing machine to finish so I can hang my clothes to dry before going to bed.

#8
plane7575
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crazy ass lore when is the 5v5 to end it

#55
welikefortniteandvalorant
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We should have the likes of Yessirskiiii and CZDE participate in it

#56
benjy
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I’ve already dealt with czde in VLR Community Cup easy match mvp for me 🥱

#63
welikefortniteandvalorant
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who tf is lil bro kekw

#64
benjy
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No way bros chatting 🐷 🤣 the real question is WHO ARE YOU 🥱🥱🥱

#9
StutterSt3p
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I can't believe I actually read that whole thing. Also, please fucking go outside holy shit. Actual lifeless shit going on in VLR.

#10
Dorszlol20
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Most normal day on vlr

#12
ALoKi007
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You guys are more dramatic than Taylor Swift's fans lol

#15
Dorszlol20
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Free brimstan my goat did nothing wrong

#17
kitsuneHP
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you guys really need some drama irl

#18
CoCloudy
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dsgfan needs a better faction name
MVGA is good but... idk..

#19
Froggy0_0
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mvga sucks

#58
HenBabyH
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I agree

#20
geospliced
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Wow

#21
sinkyourhead
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mark

#22
Vortax
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VLR: Infinity war

#27
geospliced
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We should seperate all the vlr users into different groups/categories

#28
cartixuzi
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segregation by definition is crazy from u of all people xd

#45
geospliced
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I don't mean any ill by it, I just like taxonomy and sorting things.

#46
Psion
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I’m in the same category as geo

#48
geospliced
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For sure 🤝

#23
7whanzussjwbsysbbejskaoao
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Damn

#24
lemondou
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Rise of the planet of the apes

#25
Realm3098
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Bro wtf?? this is the first exciting thing that has happened on VLR and I've missed all of this crap fuck.

#26
bronzil_enjoyer
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sadge

#29
Zerphyr1
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yo what

#30
bronzil_enjoyer
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hi my long lost friend z0rphyr1 👋

#31
Zerphyr1
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lost?

#32
bronzil_enjoyer
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yeah i couldn't find u anywhere during the battle 😔

#33
Zerphyr1
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WHAT BATTLE??

DO YOU MEAN THE RAP BATTLE?

#34
Vortax
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VLR war 1

#35
bronzil_enjoyer
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VW1 vlr war 1

#36
Zerphyr1
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WHEN WHAT WHY HOW TELL ME ABOUT IT

#37
bronzil_enjoyer
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read the post

#38
Zerphyr1
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yo, what a pathetic and boring ass war ngl.

but for vlr standards this must of been insanely exciting

#40
Vortax
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VLR needs something to do when there isn’t a a major tournament going on

#39
Soddalele
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people really be having whole lives on this forum dont they

#41
benjy
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The benjy faction clears 🐷💪💪💪💪💪 real ones know if they are members or not

#42
Zerphyr1
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b0njy

#43
bronzil_enjoyer
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bruh wtf is that emoji combination

#44
Vortax
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This man above me, reply to him with fish
🐟 🐠🐡

#47
Jinxypoo
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love you benjy <3

#49
AvgRossiFan
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🪕 faction?

#57
benjy
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FRICJ off 🤬

#50
AvgRossiFan
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The silent skrossi fan faction hard clears, vlr ain't ready for my goat's comeback

#51
tHERmal_
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🙏

#52
koromast
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i think i was the only user on this site watching vcl japan because what the fuck?

#53
Saiki_taha
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I was here

#54
terribletyranny
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yo how does this affect lebrons legacy

#59
bonkarfanboy1
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Worst smelling thread of all time

#60
nutab1e
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TLDR: Brimstan and Ballsamolee are hella based

#61
Sandy_05
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bronzil_enjoyer got ban or not?

#62
Tryeue2
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no he is the g0at

#65
Asuna_Yuuki
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The corruption runs deep…

You WILL NOT get away with this

Our tights WILL NOT be infringed upon

#66
HenBabyH
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