cartixuzi
Country: United States
Registered: November 6, 2023
Last post: May 7, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Posts: 4787
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u think Pancada signed with them to make champs? He needs a job

posted 4 hours ago

i dropped a plate full of spaghetti on the floor during txozin's knife clutch that shit almost made me tear up

posted 4 hours ago

nize ur beak fam

posted 5 hours ago

s0m wouldnt after the swatting, cant blame him for the extreme caution
zellsis a perceptive guy and would be eyeing the homeless dude if some weird shit happens

posted 5 hours ago

whats not funny

posted 5 hours ago

aint shit funny

posted 5 hours ago

we need to do social experiments on these pros or smth

posted 5 hours ago

the calls for him have been dogshit, he's never been a lurker on EG except for when he's on Chamber and now he's been sent to slow lurk on Raze or some shit lol. 2023 mustve been deleted from ur memory card maybe.

posted 5 hours ago

tenz been treated like a king for far too long he is not interacting with any non-fan that makes less than 100k a year and will actively and subconsciously avoid visually broke people

posted 5 hours ago

stole my FUCKING post

posted 6 hours ago

tenz strikes me as the type of guy that would search up "dangerous neighborhoods to avoid" of a city he's visiting

posted 7 hours ago

had him ignore but list got too bloated

posted 7 hours ago

i dont see the vision

posted 7 hours ago

howd i miss that

posted 7 hours ago

thought experiment

posted 7 hours ago

its right though? ik u didnt even read it

posted 7 hours ago

a homeless guy down the sidewalk they're walking alone

Would switch sidewalks:

  • Boaster (either that or he finds a completely different route/waits until the homeless guy moves)
  • zekken (walks significantly faster)
  • TenZ
  • Jinggg
  • Asuna
  • s0m

Would nervously walk by:

  • Zellsis
  • C0M
  • Cryo
  • Derke
  • something

Would just ignore:

  • mindfreak
  • Marved
  • Demon1
  • JohnQT
  • Leo

Would donate:

  • Jawgemo
  • saadhak
  • Sacy

source: took psychology in HS

posted 7 hours ago

riot don’t know u bro

posted 8 hours ago

losing 3-0 still is crazy

posted 8 hours ago

the format has always been unbelievably dogshit dont get it twisted. in Americas League last year, you could lose every single match and still have a chance to qualify through Champions through LCQ by being the better team there (KRU did just that btw). Now its 2024 and if you end up selling your 5/6 matches in Split 1 then you're pretty much fucked for the rest of the year most likely.

I'm 99.99999% sure they threw out LCQ and revamped a bunch of stuff because shit teams were apparently supposed to stay shit teams and that KRU shouldn't have beat big boy names like SEN in the LCQ after going 0-9 in Americas. I think it was Leo himself or the format explainer talker whatever for the Riot Valorant YT channel that straight up said that teams deserved to be punished more for playing badly for the 1st half of the year.

its extremely fucking dumb and a complete failure of a system, but the majority of the people in this community wont care unless dogshit teams in Split 1 start playing like champs EG in Split 2 but still fail to qualify

posted 22 hours ago

its needed sure but again, they still wanted their ass to go to Shanghai lmfao. It's not like they'll die of exhaustion or something if they keep playing, these players WANT to keep playing and they always strive to win. Even if they don't make it far in playoffs or even Shanghai, the fact that they went farther than getting grouped would've been a gift for them. There's even a chance that they would've won the whole thing again if they escaped the group, we're treating this like they're dying irl.

posted 23 hours ago

LEV 10000%, aspas is having one of if not the best peak in VCT history right now

posted 1 day ago

🗿

posted 1 day ago

it’s cope, why would SEN willingly not want to make playoffs? Ofc it would be better for them to make it if they want a chance to go to Shanghai. They weren’t cheering for LOUD for no reason.

posted 1 day ago

crazy experience for him rn after getting off the highest of highs VCT can offer. he'll probably be on form once this NRG garbage ends, ppl were trolling about other ppl talking about him avoiding ranked but this man genuinely has no passion to play the game right now. It's actually crazy that in hindsight, it would've been better for him to stay on EG or at least decline the NRG offer.

posted 1 day ago

he'll be this game's caedrel if he stopped spamming those goofy ass ads

posted 1 day ago

"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned." - Buddah

posted 1 day ago

your first response was to mock my flair (vlr rooted anger) after I brought up your promise to delete the account in a very normal and passive manner. its not too late to cleanse yourself with a new beginning :D

posted 1 day ago

im always nice. this vlr rooted anger has blinded you, another reason why you have to start fresh as promised.

posted 1 day ago

why didnt u just make another account tho, promise breaker :(

posted 1 day ago

whats going on here https://www.vlr.gg/336330/if-sen-lose

posted 1 day ago

if ur profile wasn't public i dont find that in 5 secs xd

posted 1 day ago

this post is about people like you buddy https://www.vlr.gg/post/3511879/zekken

posted 1 day ago

when are we deleting the acc btw

posted 1 day ago

A LOOOOOT of people

posted 1 day ago

nah this a different approach, im calling out the dumbasses who are content with bringing up Twisten into all of this.

posted 1 day ago

and then they double down and still try and validate it by saying "oh but orgs cant tweet it tho" which is straight up admitting they're fine with suicide jokes if its by the people themselves lol? this community is beyond fake.

posted 1 day ago

for the people bringing up Twisten's passing on why G2 fucked up, you guys are actually fucking losers if you weren't willing to give Zellsis the same shit when he posted a very similar tweet or really anyone else in the scene that made a suicide joke because it shows you never cared about the implication you guys put on a spotlight. You can be hypocritical about the situation idc but why bring up Twisten to try and validate it? weird ass people

posted 1 day ago

saw it last night dumbass how did u even come to that conclusion

posted 1 day ago

insane G2 w icl

posted 1 day ago

the ages do not add up

posted 1 day ago

oh nooooo he shouldnt have caved in lmao

posted 1 day ago

didnt zellsis post something like that with a sen classic edit by the org? lets be real, why didn't anybody cry about that (unless im making this up)

posted 2 days ago

99% sure other orgs posted stuff like that

posted 2 days ago

asuna the type of guy you keep close when you cant remember where to throw your tether

posted 2 days ago

UT4

posted 2 days ago

what if i told you that demon1 was a tier 3 star that gave him the jump straight into tier 1 and was one of if not the best player of an entirely separate game before coming to Valorant

posted 2 days ago

???????????????

posted 2 days ago

???

posted 2 days ago
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