Unbiased Best VLR users

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babysasuke

List is alphabetical but im not doing every letter cause some of them have no one relevant (yes you should feel bad if your letter is unrepresented)

Note that this is not just people I like, some are just necessary even if they suck overall :)

asdfghjkl
blazenn
backoxyXD
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ChickenJoe
Dexter
Dokka
EUquiet
FlyingDoggoWoweeClap
Gutssz
hanafuji
HaSanity/his alt with the Elon Musk kid's name
ilovefrozenblueberries
JiangLi
kbdark
Kuuga
mintvalo
mocking
netero
nutab1e (#1 overall btw)
PrTsty RIP
Qwertyy
Reimsy
Seulgi
Shownu
unknown_trash

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archetype

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pretty based

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burritx

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based

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where is babysasuke on this list?

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33AJ

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Nice

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Dokka

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woooo

ty

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Kuuga

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W

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FIyingDoggoWoweeClap8

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W list

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dexter000111

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PrTsty RIP

tf ? when and why did he get banned

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babysasuke

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unclear

he gave me some story but it didnt add up and im not trying to get wrapped up in it lol

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kaesra

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https://imgur.com/a/T6hQfzF

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dexter000111

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dayummm :O

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Damn I didnt make it

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babysasuke

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im not editing lol but you knew what i meant

I like you better as :D tho, feels warmer

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hanafuji

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W

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blazennn

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common W from the GOAT

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nutab1e

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+SilentNight
+Ricky
+Isaax28
-Hashitnity

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babysasuke

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make ur own list dumbass!

I tried not the put literally effortless baiters like isaax and shittyricky + I keep getting SilentNight and SigmaMale confused and I know I hate one of them + HaSanity the goat for cosplaying delusional NA and EU fans at the same time on 2 different accounts and getting away with it

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nutab1e

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HaSanity has no honor, surely you would understand. also he literally said the N word 10 times because mods weren't banning him

isaax baits had 200x more effort than your largest post

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babysasuke

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no isaax cringe loser sorry

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nutab1e

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his first post literally owns u 😹😹😹😹

https://www.vlr.gg/75698/rise-is-the-best-team-in-the-world

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babysasuke

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I was a big Rise fan

They could have gone further with the 5 they had if they had more times + Shanks is better than anyone is giving him credit for

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nutab1e

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also kristof >>>> shownu in terms of eu baiters

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babysasuke

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respectfully disagree, i dont know old boy like that

there was a point where i genuinely looked forward to interacting with shownu

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bonkashi

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i thought we were besties

#20

babysasuke

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youre on trial

Still too much of a delusional SHITMEA fan

Get your unrateds done and we can revisit the issue

#22

bonkashi

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ever considered you're on trial with me and not the other way round? only the best of the best get to be with bonkashi.

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babysasuke

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I have not considered that, and i will continue to not consider it :)

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USCK

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I lost braincells reading this

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babysasuke

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careful, only have a few left, dont want to waste them

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thatpower

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where's kristof and yinsu?

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babysasuke

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🎤

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number1_MIBR_hater

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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK GIGA W

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Reimsy

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bro got my nobody ass up there next to seulgi :skull:

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youre somebody to me :)

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Reimsy

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bro got me feeling a warm sense of comfort and belonging :skull:

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Gutssz

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W user + W list

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nutab1e

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bring back smb flair

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Gutssz

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Liquid until VCT TR starts

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BackoxyXD

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🤙

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Gutssz

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W 🤙 Flair

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SilentCypher

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Where am I :/

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Gutssz

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in my heart W Liquid fan

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JiangLi

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i didnt even think you will know me cuz i always posting on different time than you 555555555

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babysasuke

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#GOBLEED

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JiangLi

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! !

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BackoxyXD

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w

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RickyIndian

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you forgot someone

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babysasuke

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let this be a call to do better

You and qwertyy have the same level of shitposting but I cant tell if youre serious or not

gives me weird vibes + you sent strays at me on stream 😡

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RickyIndian

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i just feel disrespected that asdfghjk is here

i’ll go through a reformation

only good takes for 1 month

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babysasuke

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asdfghjkl is an NA ally tho during internationals, and he's made a couple fuckin ruthless replies to you that had me rolling

lets see it 😎

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asdfghjkl

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clown

im not even active and i own u 😹😹😹😹😹

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nutab1e

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you streamed!??? when

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babysasuke

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no, ricky was on stream for his winner's interview and was talking shit about me when im obviously the best low elo player int he whole event 💀💀💀

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OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZ HAIII! WATASHI WA ENUM-SAN! ^^ **I absolutely luuuv @@ anime :heart: and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! :heart:33333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^____^ SO TODAY I LOOKED ACROSS THE OCEAN AND I SAW IT!! NYAAA IT WAS SASUKE-SAMA!!! ♡♡♡♡♡ :heart:333333 I LOVE SASUKE-SAMA SO MUCH DESU!!!! I TRIPPED ON PURPUSED. ITAI!!! >. < IT HURTS! I SAW SASUKE-SAMA RUN UP TO ME REALLY FAST! IT WAS SO SUGOII!!! ^^ ^> I looked in his very kawaii daijobu eyes.... and he looked in mine.... OMG THIS GOT MY HEART DOKI DOKI DESU! :grinning: :grinning: I knew that today Sasuke-sama was miine!! :heart:3333333 right before we kissed, some baka fat bitch was watching us, and was totally undressing Sasuke-sama with her eyes! OMG I WAS SO MAD ●● I STARED AT HER BAKA UGLY UN SUGOI FACE EITH PITCH BLACK EYES òó I WANTED TO STAB THAT BAKA FAT BITCH IN THE MOUTH FOR DOING THAT TO MY SASUKE-SAMA! I YELLED TO SASUKE-SAMA, KONNICHIWAAAAA OMGGZZGZZZZZZZZ IT'S REALY YOU :heart:3333333333333333333333333333333 OMGGGZZZZZZ I WUS SO SUGOI!!! HE PULLED ME INTO HIS ARMS >. < AND HE KISSED ME!!!!!!! MY HEART WENT DOKI DOKI AND HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O) ___ U_U IT WAS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY NICHIJOU. SASUKE-SAMA PUT A POCKY IN MY MOUTH AND WINKED ~.• :heart:3333333333333333333333333333 HE WAS SO KAWAII!!!! I WINKED AT HIM TOO AND HE TURNED CHIBI!!! ×O× ♡♡♡♡ :heart:33333 I WINKED AGAIN AND HE WENT UN-CHIBI AND HIS FACE WAS SO SUGOI!! ÷_÷ SASUKE-SAMA PICKED ME UP AND CARRIED ME!! NANI??? LOL I WAS SOOOOOOO SCAREEDD >.> <.< HE BROUGHT ME TO HIS TOTALLY KAWAII SUGOI HOUSE AND SMILED AT ME!!!!** @_@@@@@@. WE WENT TO A POOL THE NEXT DAY AND THESS BAKA FAT MEN WERE WATCHING US!!! THAT WAS SO UN-SUGOI!! HE THREW ME IN THE POOL AND WE STARTED MAKING OUT!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE WAS STARING MY HEART WAS DOKI DOKI AND SASUKE WAS VERY KAWAII AND SUGOI WITH HIS HOT ABS!!!! :heart:3333 HE WAS BEING A BAKA BUT THAT MAKES HIM SOOOOO KAWAII!! WHENEVER HE TURNS BAKA HE GETS ALL CHIBIIIIIII!!!!!!! %%

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babysasuke

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I feel like this should be against ToS

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spookmeister

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☹️

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Uxind

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Babysasuke detected, opinion rejected.

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Subreezy

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no way you put asdfghjkl instead of sushi

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asdfghjkl

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rent free

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yaiima0

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Me

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Vortexy

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:,) sadge

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unknown_trash

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YESS I MADE IT. IM CRYING RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME

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Giannero

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Recent times? Yes. All time? No

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Sprout

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Sprouts!

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hekzy

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All of them are unfunny and below mid baiters. They're just hltv knockoffs. Wonder when some jonty knockoff will come here.

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babysasuke

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🤓

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nutab1e

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get upfrags on your website first shitmean

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babysasuke

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bro says "HLTV knockoffs" like anyone other than his dusty ass cares about CSGOMEGALUL

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FIyingDoggoWoweeClap8

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i care :D

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babysasuke

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hush my child

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hekzy

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Literally 0/8 you base your entire "personality" off of it

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bro is so fucking delusional that he honestly believes Ive ever even read a thread on HLTV or followed countershit

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hekzy

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Ok, generic region baiter from 2016 no. 4003

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babysasuke

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this is no way to make friends lil bro, you are LOST and I hope you find your way

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hekzy

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you can't make friends online you loser

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babysasuke

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I cant, or you cant? 💀

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hekzy

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if you think you have online friends then i pity you and i wont bother

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hekzy

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Get to immortal first you low freelo dog

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nutab1e

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low amount of freelo means it's not very free 🤭 most sound shitmean rhetoric

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hekzy

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Oh I'm sorry I missed a comma you low, freelo, dogshit NA plat aka EU cripple with a steering wheel hardstuck iron

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nutab1e

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that's a lot of words but none of it has a tracker link in it doggy 🐶

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hekzy

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like im gonna let you dox me and spam me invites constantly with your alts. fk outta here boy its not difficult to be above plat unless you're deficient

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nutab1e

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like im gonna [cope]. fk outta here [cope] [cope]

looks like you're deficient

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babysasuke

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"I wont let you see my match history because you have 4000000 accounts and youre going to call me a shitty EMEA gold player after I just gave you shit for not being Immortal!"

foh what a strange kid fr

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nutab1e

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he's probably used to eu faceit cheaterstrike where every player is 500+ lbs and does weird shit like that. Not used to polite society

continue thread →

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hekzy

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https://gyazo.com/c61faa10b3c65b82ad55de21c9f03d9b

nice try though. Must be fucking sad spending 60 hours a week on this website, having no life and unconsequently not even being good at valorant.

Also NA plat = EU iron

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nutab1e

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https://gyazo.com/c61faa10b3c65b82ad55de21c9f03d9b

nice try though. Must be fucking sad spending 60 hours a week on this website, having no life and unconsequently not even being good at valorant.

Also EU plat = NA iron

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babysasuke

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bro is so insecure that he scrubs out the identifiers

almost as if its not his account

continue thread →

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kbkdark

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you forgot a "k" in my name 🤭
but i'm honored to be in this list

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Kezyyz

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W

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Ullyr

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L List terrible

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Iper

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??? the majority of these mfs are biased af lol

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babysasuke

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nope!

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Enzolp

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wtf is this

did subreezy make his goddamn list???? months waiting

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Obelisk

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I'm unbiased surely you have seen my threads bb 😢

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Vellor

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Why am I not in

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JiangLi

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you in my list Wellor

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Vellor

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aww thx

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csbetter

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csbetter

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LathesRule

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Damn my old acc Zardinez didn’t make it

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Ryuji

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nice list

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minte

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mintvalo

#102

babysasuke

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thats u brotha!

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NG1nS

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Huh

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spookmeister

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is it limited to 2 per letter ☹️

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babysasuke

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i was trying to limit 1 per letter but netero and nutab1e ruined it

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spookmeister

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You should add a 3rd s just for goofs ahahah

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Qwertyy

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Qwertyy

this list totally owns FlyingD OMEGALUL weeClap's list

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Netero

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Very good list

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6vine

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I own you sadly