bonkashi
Flag: United Kingdom
Registered: March 14, 2022
Last post: September 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Posts: 3209
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0/8

posted 1 hour ago

koi exists

posted 4 hours ago

i think i might just not like any americas teams

posted 18 hours ago

Americas is going to be the worst region at Champs

posted 19 hours ago

BBL erasure is crazy

posted 2 days ago

all i know is that if PRX wins f0rsaken becomes the goat, no argument in my mind. he'd simply be too good with too much longevity and too many achievements to consider anyone else

posted 5 days ago

expires 2026

also hard agree on the coaching change that is this teams #1 problem right now they actually look completely lost

posted 1 week ago

bro this is 4 days old i never updated it to current standings. posted during first playoffs match

posted 1 week ago

lose + liquid doesnt make grands
they have 3rd most points so if liquid qualify on points instead of automatically through grand finals they're out

posted 1 week ago

the Bo1 match would be so hype, shame it'll never happen

posted 1 week ago

so essentially very low chance now that BBL are in uppers and TH/FNC both in lower bracket.

posted 1 week ago

grands or they qual 4th on points through 3rd/4th place finish with a grands containing two of FNC, TL, TH and BBL don't get more points than them

posted 1 week ago

they only fail to qual with both FNC and Liquid outside of grand finals + they dont reach themselves, it basically can't happen

posted 1 week ago

BBL is my new bestie

posted 1 week ago

th basically only misses champs by both FNC and TL missing grand finals, it's incredibly unlikely

posted 1 week ago

people forget has was actually insane back in the day but was just stuck on Faze

posted 1 week ago

like this has to be bait right? theres no way you and everyone else here genuinely believes this. its so hard to tell whether americas fans are baiting or just actually stupid

posted 1 week ago

mainly BBL says no this is the best they've ever been, no shot they get rid of their IGL

posted 1 week ago

basically every scenario where they dont qual involves them, FNC and TL crashing out in various last places and then they dont qual bc they're third on points as a result, which will basically never happen so

posted 1 week ago

both vit and navi qualify in 0.78125% of possible outcomes...

posted 1 week ago

i got bored and decided to simulate every possible playoffs result and thus champions qualifications

the results are as follows:
FNC: 100%
TH: 97.85%
TL: 86.52%
BBL: 42.92%
GX: 25%
NAVI: 28.66%
VIT: 11.42%
KC: 7.62%

note this is assuming every match is 50:50, in that every result has an equal probabilty of happening. if BBL lose the match currently happening their chances go to 29.9% chance, and TH qualify to Champions

EDIT 4 DAYS OLD I HAVE NOT UPDATED THIS

posted 1 week ago

it does remove the stakes which is a shame, but also apeks and m8s were so unbelievably shit that id rather have completely new teams than see what bottom of the barrel scrapings they would have found for their 2026 rosters

posted 1 week ago

good job :)

posted 1 week ago

pixel is goated
got a 7a rn and just gonna use it until it breaks tbh, no complaints

posted 1 week ago

i have watched entirely too much valorant during my time on this earth

posted 1 week ago

i mean if we're being pedantic im p sure G2 was coached by neilzinho at that event, but no players yeah

posted 2 weeks ago

used for computer science and maths notes for a while, is quite tedious to type manually i agree with #6

posted 2 weeks ago

corrode
pearl
haven
bind
split
fracture
lotus

posted 2 weeks ago

the only content creator i watch regularly is sliggy's streams and sometimes vods

great chat, insightful analysis, very funny
not for everyone obviously, a lot lower energy than other val content creator out there and no crazy reactions, but good fun either way

posted 2 weeks ago

mel
sarah
alexis
flor
dodonut
petra
glance
mimi
vania
noia

you cannot be struggling with this as a val fan

posted 2 weeks ago

nah just release derke to a better org and then voluntarily leave franchising i think
absolute joke

posted 2 weeks ago

white chocolate tastes like baby food

posted 2 weeks ago

means things for my vfl team so no thanks actually

posted 2 weeks ago

I hope the org stays in val after this season, they have a very good track record with creating strong Ascension teams would be a shame to see them leave. honestly keeping Molsi then rebuilding around him with fresh talent would be very cool to see, he's been their most consistent player all year and the extra experience i think can turn him into a very strong igl

posted 2 weeks ago

ik i got the flair (free my boy derke) but having VIT at champs is probably best case scenario for vibes in the arena. french fans are something else

posted 2 weeks ago

is f0rsaken the goat?
2 LAN wins total
1 Champs win
2 2nd places (one at Champs 23)
2 Pacific league wins

all while being a top 10 player at every role in the game, a true flex which can't be said for anyone else

posted 2 weeks ago

highkey i really like both watching and playing corrode, probably my favourite map they've released since launch

posted 2 weeks ago

minor spelling mistake... i think i will not read the rest and reject your opinion..

posted 2 weeks ago

vlr users when there hasn't been a match in over 24 hours

posted 3 weeks ago

no because i actually dislike americans, thanks for asking though

posted 3 weeks ago

who plays senti then? pyroll is insane but roles seem a bit messed up

posted 3 weeks ago

i hope not

posted 3 weeks ago

soulcas 😼

posted 3 weeks ago

can nobody play yoru? from what I've seen he's either barely scraping by or full shitting the bed

posted 3 weeks ago

this is the one

posted 3 weeks ago

that means a team could play 3 bo5s over the last couple days by losing winners finals, winning losers finals then playing grands which sounds absolutely miserable for them

posted 3 weeks ago

its worth trying to get them into it if they play and enjoy the game, i have friends who play and i got them into it by just mentioning it enough, now we talk abt our vfl and stuff it's good fun. idk if theres an important match on ask if they wanna watch it, champs or stage finals could be a good opportunity

posted 3 weeks ago

highkey what are you talking about

punk, sonicfox and ryan hart to name a few, there are a lot of really good black fighting game players

edit: idom and problemx in street fighter, then 2saint, salt, axe in melee

posted 3 weeks ago

and picking a character locks the other team from picking them? bc that sounds so stupid. need like double the cast for that to be viable

posted 3 weeks ago
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