ScreaM biggest tac fps grifter ever kkkkkk
leaves cs for val when it comes out for the new game hype
failing in val, cs2 is coming out and cs gets new wave of hype for the revamp, leaves val for cs2
cs2 is dogshit, leaves cs2 for val
Kkkkkkkkkk

TOP GEAR LADS
JAMES HAMMOND AND CLARKSON CLEAR

on raze? Asuna easily clears bro

so true i have been all in on bang stock since champs where 100T lost BAD to drx but bang still matched MaKo on breeze
He is so good when hes active so glad hes back from last year slump

LMFAO

LMFAO WHAT
No way bruh

not really a crutch i mean sure he gets a shitload of kills with it but his rifling and jett knives are still amazing
Especially on bind when he plays brimstone

even if the positions were decided not by him he still had to actually pull them off bro

What, do people not remember you?

Amen brotha
30k is huge for confidence

cryo just dropped 30

Idk what he meant by beef but he doesnt mean they dislike each other i think he just means he thinks eeiu is really good so he wants to beat him
Also boostio consistently has been saying he thinks 100T has some of the best aimers and they just need to work more on mental and strat

Imo the 10k bench bribe was probably just a joke/unserious comment that they took seriously
Like instead of a “Hey OCEAN, i will pay you 10k to drop genghsta NOW”
Id assume it were more like “broo im so tired of this mf id pay you 10k to bench him bruh holy fuck” jokingly after a scrim
After all if that isnt true then why not show any proof and only show ocean and gengh talking about it?

did he free himself from the site?
I dont remember seeing him in months
If he did thats good for him

downvoted for speaking the truth

mb for not instantaneously looking up a term i dont recognize when im making fun of someone for (apparently not) being french canadian online

using valorant content creation as a metric for the face of valorant is frankly retarded
valorant content creation is fucking complete dogshit all around
we have clipfarmers posting daily montages to rap or 2010s pop, streamers that literally just play ranked and are only mildly funny, (x thing or rank) to immortal series creator #492012, and like, uwu ara ara mommy tiktok clip people

the ONLY mfas ive ever seen that try to do ANYTHING even remotely interesting are MrLowlander and valorant curios or whatever its called with the custom matches

mf you said smth in french and then used a canada-specific term for native american and was surprised i didnt know what you meant and assumed you were french canadian because you said something in french

i see you say something in french, then i see "im (canadian term i dont know)" imma assume your french canadian and first nations meant pre-British control of canada french ancestry type thing

Actually, that makes a lot of sense. I realize now that lotus is actually perfectly suited for a double senti deadlock bc of what you described
Dunno if it could work on other maps though bc of what i described as well.

Maybe Bind, Haven would work for her if you could solve the flank/lurk issue.

i can see where he comes from with disliking sacy and pancada for leaving for american team, but he hates aspas bc aspas is what he wishes mwzera was. So

WARNING: 🗣️allat ‼️‼️
Personally id like to differentiate between GOAT (igl) and GOAT (player)
Goat (IGL) is a debate between FNS and saad, legit no other real argument. If you say boaster look at the man when he doesnt have mini coaching 💀

Goat (player) has a few options from ur list and 1 more
Aspas: consistently mechanically amazing, great placements in tournaments, great at his role, and great even when with different teams/different players. Really no need to go in depth
Yay: idgaf what you think of him, and even though he has fallen off recently, the OAT in goat means OF ALL TIME. Regardless of opinion it is simply the truth, the fact of the matter, that yay was HIM during the chamber era of valorant. During his peak it was nothing but absolute nukes of performances, only RARELY doing poorly or getting diffed, all over the period of a TON of matches since the team usually ran deep in tournaments
TenZ: Similar situation as Yay but with (surprisingly) less contrarians/haters. Also the added bonus of doing really well rn (even tho there was a big period of dog performances between now and the first masters win). Like yay, in his era, TenZ was him. simple as 👍. issue is that tenz era of goat tier performances, was a lot shorter than Yays or aspas’s

Less isnt an option YET i think, he needs a bit longer to cook imo idk. Def could be argued to be goat though in the future

Now i will reject other ones you listed as goat contenders:

cNed: low-key a fluke champs run, diet Yay (except neither of them have been on a diet i think), he wants to be nats so bad with his prism op, fell off HARD with jett nerf, and was never really THAT good with rifles/pistols/jett knives, good sure but nowhere near yay tenz or aspas in their primes.
Chronicle: good, consistent, multiple nationals wins, yes, good util, yes, smartish player, yes, but never stand-out performances, never hard carry like yay/tenz/aspas (or even Less), just good, maybe great, but not goat. Just does his job consistently at an above average level, but, never more than that
Forsaken: kinda like chronicle but better aim and flashier but slightly “dumber” (riskier) but thats also just apac. Tbh maybe all he needs is one or two international lan wins
Carp 💀

Trembo is the only br who would say this and not be double agenting
The man hates sacy and pancada for going to sen, like a lot

Actually i mean yeah she is super strong defensively with a kj/cypher/viper to help. I was meaning more in the solo case though with what i typed out.
The issue with a senti/viper WITH deadlock is that most teams (usually) dont want to run two sentinel role agents and also it makes your attack side a lot slower and more anti-retake based (instead of anti-defuse based)

Yeah thats wht i assumed tbh i assumed it was like an unserious “broo id pay you like 10k to bench him bruh i dont wanna play with him anymore man” instead of a serious “I will pay you 10K to bench him.”
After all why show discussion between ocean and gengh instead of actual proof if that isnt the case?

Youre right but thats like her only real use case sadly. Trust me, deadlock is one of my fav agents and i want her to be good but anti-retake is like her only real good thing - which is why she isnt really used
She has to be able to do more than anti-retake to be used more.
Stun trips are very weak on defense, grav net is just whatever, and wall is good but easily countered by just having multiple players spray it down
But anyway yeah shes really good on anti retake esp for like icebox and ascent where defenders will drop down from rafters on A site and get smacked by a stun trip

ah i see
they have a us import coach so i will cheer for them too i suppose lmao

Tbh thats fair i get that
I only ever cheer for loud/nrg/sen ifthey are already at an international
Otherwise i cheer for teams that arent them bc its boring when they do good bc they are expected ti

https://www.vlr.gg/338697/iam-a-prophet

just one example because i am too lazy to find more
i see on twitter and on here a bunch of team secret merchants coming out of nowhere and glazing the team

OH MY GOD HE IS FRENCH CANADIAN MODS BAN HIM

where did all these team secret merchants come from???
what did ts even do?? its like someone cloned sen fans, made them fans of team secret, and released them into the wild overnight
I dont even dislike team secret but like whats going on bruh 😭😭

boohoo send 10% of those millions of people into the sun it literally does not matter when im making a general loose statement on a fucking casual valorant forum populated by idiots and baiters

ontario population 15.9 mil
canada population 39 mil
over 40% of your population in ontario
sorry for speaking casually and loosely and saying half instead of calculating 40% on a valorant forum!! “ it literally isnt half” 🤓🤓 nerd ass its semantics you know what i meant

ontario is literally like half of canadas entire population bro calm down
If zekken is canadian by proxy Ontario is toronto by proxy 💀

I legit do not know bruh can these fucking teams have any consistency at all please holy shit
its gonna be a 2-1 i think. idk for who tho

well tbh i didnt really mean his jett i meant more his op (which i associate with jett)
he cannot op chamber or jett he does NOT hit those

?????????? his jett has always been terrible and im saying this as a fan

thank you for jinx

o shit i never saw this put me in
(you can see in my post history i am a believer)

lowkey he lost his aura after icebox was originally removed and he stopped playing reyna in officials

idk why he didnt get signed back into franchising immediately and had to go to broke region emeass
he is so good

amazing
"TETHER DEFAULT TETHER DEFAULT", Asuna yells in my ear. I close my eyes and take a deep breath, calming down and reaching Zen. "I dont need to tehther default, my child", I say calmly "I dont even need to tether my mouse to win". I ascend to the fourth dimension and lead 100 Thieves to Victory

NOWAY IT WORKED LM FOAOO

clueless post

true the shave was needed but the cut is not it

inb4 trembo calls keznit racist and dogshit

northernlion isnt live

brimstone gaming

freakky

how tf did they 5-13 M80 with a deadlock comp

he gotta get the ball rolling bruh respect the grind ong