Unbiased Best VLR users

List is alphabetical but im not doing every letter cause some of them have no one relevant (yes you should feel bad if your letter is unrepresented)

Note that this is not just people I like, some are just necessary even if they suck overall :)

asdfghjkl
blazenn
backoxyXD
capital_colon_d
ChickenJoe
Dexter
Dokka
EUquiet
FlyingDoggoWoweeClap
Gutssz
hanafuji
HaSanity/his alt with the Elon Musk kid's name
ilovefrozenblueberries
JiangLi
kbdark
Kuuga
mintvalo
mocking
netero
nutab1e (#1 overall btw)
PrTsty RIP
Qwertyy
Reimsy
Seulgi
Shownu
unknown_trash

pretty based

based

where is babysasuke on this list?

Nice

woooo

ty

W

W list

PrTsty RIP

tf ? when and why did he get banned

Damn I didnt make it

dexter000111 [#9]

PrTsty RIP

tf ? when and why did he get banned

unclear

he gave me some story but it didnt add up and im not trying to get wrapped up in it lol

capital_d_colon [#10]

Damn I didnt make it

im not editing lol but you knew what i meant

I like you better as :D tho, feels warmer

W

common W from the GOAT

+SilentNight
+Ricky
+Isaax28
-Hashitnity

nutab1e [#15]

+SilentNight
+Ricky
+Isaax28
-Hashitnity

make ur own list dumbass!

I tried not the put literally effortless baiters like isaax and shittyricky + I keep getting SilentNight and SigmaMale confused and I know I hate one of them + HaSanity the goat for cosplaying delusional NA and EU fans at the same time on 2 different accounts and getting away with it

babysasuke [#16]

make ur own list dumbass!

I tried not the put literally effortless baiters like isaax and shittyricky + I keep getting SilentNight and SigmaMale confused and I know I hate one of them + HaSanity the goat for cosplaying delusional NA and EU fans at the same time on 2 different accounts and getting away with it

HaSanity has no honor, surely you would understand. also he literally said the N word 10 times because mods weren't banning him

• isaax baits had 200x more effort than your largest post

nutab1e [#17]

HaSanity has no honor, surely you would understand. also he literally said the N word 10 times because mods weren't banning him

• isaax baits had 200x more effort than your largest post

💀

no isaax cringe loser sorry

i thought we were besties

bonkashi [#19]

i thought we were besties

youre on trial

Still too much of a delusional SHITMEA fan

Get your unrateds done and we can revisit the issue

babysasuke [#18]

💀

no isaax cringe loser sorry

his first post literally owns u 😹😹😹😹

https://www.vlr.gg/75698/rise-is-the-best-team-in-the-world

babysasuke [#20]

youre on trial

Still too much of a delusional SHITMEA fan

Get your unrateds done and we can revisit the issue

ever considered you're on trial with me and not the other way round? only the best of the best get to be with bonkashi.

babysasuke [#20]

youre on trial

Still too much of a delusional SHITMEA fan

Get your unrateds done and we can revisit the issue

I lost braincells reading this

babysasuke [#18]

💀

no isaax cringe loser sorry

also kristof >>>> shownu in terms of eu baiters

nutab1e [#21]

his first post literally owns u 😹😹😹😹

https://www.vlr.gg/75698/rise-is-the-best-team-in-the-world

I was a big Rise fan

They could have gone further with the 5 they had if they had more times + Shanks is better than anyone is giving him credit for

USCK [#23]

I lost braincells reading this

careful, only have a few left, dont want to waste them

bonkashi [#22]

ever considered you're on trial with me and not the other way round? only the best of the best get to be with bonkashi.

I have not considered that, and i will continue to not consider it :)

where's kristof and yinsu?

nutab1e [#24]

also kristof >>>> shownu in terms of eu baiters

respectfully disagree, i dont know old boy like that

there was a point where i genuinely looked forward to interacting with shownu

thatpower [#28]

where's kristof and yinsu?

🎤

dexter000111 [#9]

PrTsty RIP

tf ? when and why did he get banned

https://imgur.com/a/T6hQfzF

bro got my nobody ass up there next to seulgi :skull:

W user + W list

Gutssz [#33]

W user + W list

bring back smb flair

kaesra [#31]

https://imgur.com/a/T6hQfzF

dayummm :O

nutab1e [#34]

bring back smb flair

Liquid until VCT TR starts

Where am I :/

SilentCypher [#37]

Where am I :/

in my heart W Liquid fan

i didnt even think you will know me cuz i always posting on different time than you 555555555

babysasuke [#30]

🎤

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK GIGA W

Reimsy [#32]

bro got my nobody ass up there next to seulgi :skull:

youre somebody to me :)

JiangLi [#39]

i didnt even think you will know me cuz i always posting on different time than you 555555555

#GOBLEED

w

Gutssz [#36]

Liquid until VCT TR starts

🤙

babysasuke [#41]

youre somebody to me :)

bro got me feeling a warm sense of comfort and belonging :skull:

you forgot someone

RickyIndian [#46]

you forgot someone

let this be a call to do better

You and qwertyy have the same level of shitposting but I cant tell if youre serious or not

gives me weird vibes + you sent strays at me on stream 😡

babysasuke [#47]

let this be a call to do better

You and qwertyy have the same level of shitposting but I cant tell if youre serious or not

gives me weird vibes + you sent strays at me on stream 😡

i just feel disrespected that asdfghjk is here

i’ll go through a reformation

only good takes for 1 month

babysasuke [#47]

let this be a call to do better

You and qwertyy have the same level of shitposting but I cant tell if youre serious or not

gives me weird vibes + you sent strays at me on stream 😡

you streamed!??? when

RickyIndian [#48]

i just feel disrespected that asdfghjk is here

i’ll go through a reformation

only good takes for 1 month

asdfghjkl is an NA ally tho during internationals, and he's made a couple fuckin ruthless replies to you that had me rolling

lets see it 😎

nutab1e [#49]

you streamed!??? when

no, ricky was on stream for his winner's interview and was talking shit about me when im obviously the best low elo player int he whole event 💀💀💀

babysasuke [#51]

no, ricky was on stream for his winner's interview and was talking shit about me when im obviously the best low elo player int he whole event 💀💀💀

OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZ HAIII! WATASHI WA ENUM-SAN! ^^ **I absolutely luuuv @@ anime :heart: and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! :heart:33333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^____^ SO TODAY I LOOKED ACROSS THE OCEAN AND I SAW IT!! NYAAA IT WAS SASUKE-SAMA!!! ♡♡♡♡♡ :heart:333333 I LOVE SASUKE-SAMA SO MUCH DESU!!!! I TRIPPED ON PURPUSED. ITAI!!! >. < IT HURTS! I SAW SASUKE-SAMA RUN UP TO ME REALLY FAST! IT WAS SO SUGOII!!! ^^ ^> I looked in his very kawaii daijobu eyes.... and he looked in mine.... OMG THIS GOT MY HEART DOKI DOKI DESU! :grinning: :grinning: I knew that today Sasuke-sama was miine!! :heart:3333333 right before we kissed, some baka fat bitch was watching us, and was totally undressing Sasuke-sama with her eyes! OMG I WAS SO MAD ●● I STARED AT HER BAKA UGLY UN SUGOI FACE EITH PITCH BLACK EYES òó I WANTED TO STAB THAT BAKA FAT BITCH IN THE MOUTH FOR DOING THAT TO MY SASUKE-SAMA! I YELLED TO SASUKE-SAMA, KONNICHIWAAAAA OMGGZZGZZZZZZZZ IT'S REALY YOU :heart:3333333333333333333333333333333 OMGGGZZZZZZ I WUS SO SUGOI!!! HE PULLED ME INTO HIS ARMS >. < AND HE KISSED ME!!!!!!! MY HEART WENT DOKI DOKI AND HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O) ___ U_U IT WAS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY NICHIJOU. SASUKE-SAMA PUT A POCKY IN MY MOUTH AND WINKED ~.• :heart:3333333333333333333333333333 HE WAS SO KAWAII!!!! I WINKED AT HIM TOO AND HE TURNED CHIBI!!! ×O× ♡♡♡♡ :heart:33333 I WINKED AGAIN AND HE WENT UN-CHIBI AND HIS FACE WAS SO SUGOI!! ÷_÷ SASUKE-SAMA PICKED ME UP AND CARRIED ME!! NANI??? LOL I WAS SOOOOOOO SCAREEDD >.> <.< HE BROUGHT ME TO HIS TOTALLY KAWAII SUGOI HOUSE AND SMILED AT ME!!!!** @_@@@@@@. WE WENT TO A POOL THE NEXT DAY AND THESS BAKA FAT MEN WERE WATCHING US!!! THAT WAS SO UN-SUGOI!! HE THREW ME IN THE POOL AND WE STARTED MAKING OUT!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE WAS STARING MY HEART WAS DOKI DOKI AND SASUKE WAS VERY KAWAII AND SUGOI WITH HIS HOT ABS!!!! :heart:3333 HE WAS BEING A BAKA BUT THAT MAKES HIM SOOOOO KAWAII!! WHENEVER HE TURNS BAKA HE GETS ALL CHIBIIIIIII!!!!!!! %%

nutab1e [#52]

OMGZZZZZZZZZZZZ HAIII! WATASHI WA ENUM-SAN! ^^ **I absolutely luuuv @@ anime :heart: and my fav is naurto!!! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! :heart:33333333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!!!!! ^____^ SO TODAY I LOOKED ACROSS THE OCEAN AND I SAW IT!! NYAAA IT WAS SASUKE-SAMA!!! ♡♡♡♡♡ :heart:333333 I LOVE SASUKE-SAMA SO MUCH DESU!!!! I TRIPPED ON PURPUSED. ITAI!!! >. < IT HURTS! I SAW SASUKE-SAMA RUN UP TO ME REALLY FAST! IT WAS SO SUGOII!!! ^^ ^> I looked in his very kawaii daijobu eyes.... and he looked in mine.... OMG THIS GOT MY HEART DOKI DOKI DESU! :grinning: :grinning: I knew that today Sasuke-sama was miine!! :heart:3333333 right before we kissed, some baka fat bitch was watching us, and was totally undressing Sasuke-sama with her eyes! OMG I WAS SO MAD ●● I STARED AT HER BAKA UGLY UN SUGOI FACE EITH PITCH BLACK EYES òó I WANTED TO STAB THAT BAKA FAT BITCH IN THE MOUTH FOR DOING THAT TO MY SASUKE-SAMA! I YELLED TO SASUKE-SAMA, KONNICHIWAAAAA OMGGZZGZZZZZZZZ IT'S REALY YOU :heart:3333333333333333333333333333333 OMGGGZZZZZZ I WUS SO SUGOI!!! HE PULLED ME INTO HIS ARMS >. < AND HE KISSED ME!!!!!!! MY HEART WENT DOKI DOKI AND HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN >.> <.< >.< (O) (O) (O) ___ U_U IT WAS THE BEST MOMENT OF MY NICHIJOU. SASUKE-SAMA PUT A POCKY IN MY MOUTH AND WINKED ~.• :heart:3333333333333333333333333333 HE WAS SO KAWAII!!!! I WINKED AT HIM TOO AND HE TURNED CHIBI!!! ×O× ♡♡♡♡ :heart:33333 I WINKED AGAIN AND HE WENT UN-CHIBI AND HIS FACE WAS SO SUGOI!! ÷_÷ SASUKE-SAMA PICKED ME UP AND CARRIED ME!! NANI??? LOL I WAS SOOOOOOO SCAREEDD >.> <.< HE BROUGHT ME TO HIS TOTALLY KAWAII SUGOI HOUSE AND SMILED AT ME!!!!** @_@@@@@@. WE WENT TO A POOL THE NEXT DAY AND THESS BAKA FAT MEN WERE WATCHING US!!! THAT WAS SO UN-SUGOI!! HE THREW ME IN THE POOL AND WE STARTED MAKING OUT!!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE WAS STARING MY HEART WAS DOKI DOKI AND SASUKE WAS VERY KAWAII AND SUGOI WITH HIS HOT ABS!!!! :heart:3333 HE WAS BEING A BAKA BUT THAT MAKES HIM SOOOOO KAWAII!! WHENEVER HE TURNS BAKA HE GETS ALL CHIBIIIIIII!!!!!!! %%

I feel like this should be against ToS

☹️

BackoxyXD [#44]

🤙

W 🤙 Flair

RickyIndian [#48]

i just feel disrespected that asdfghjk is here

i’ll go through a reformation

only good takes for 1 month

clown

im not even active and i own u 😹😹😹😹😹

Babysasuke detected, opinion rejected.

no way you put asdfghjkl instead of sushi

Me

:,) sadge

YESS I MADE IT. IM CRYING RIGHT NOW YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME

Subreezy [#58]

no way you put asdfghjkl instead of sushi

rent free

Recent times? Yes. All time? No

Sprouts!

babysasuke [#42]

#GOBLEED

! !

All of them are unfunny and below mid baiters. They're just hltv knockoffs. Wonder when some jonty knockoff will come here.

hekzy [#66]

All of them are unfunny and below mid baiters. They're just hltv knockoffs. Wonder when some jonty knockoff will come here.

🤓

you forgot a "k" in my name 🤭
but i'm honored to be in this list

hekzy [#66]

All of them are unfunny and below mid baiters. They're just hltv knockoffs. Wonder when some jonty knockoff will come here.

get upfrags on your website first shitmean

nutab1e [#69]

get upfrags on your website first shitmean

bro says "HLTV knockoffs" like anyone other than his dusty ass cares about CSGOMEGALUL

babysasuke [#70]

bro says "HLTV knockoffs" like anyone other than his dusty ass cares about CSGOMEGALUL

i care :D

FIyingDoggoWoweeClap8 [#71]

i care :D

hush my child

W

L List terrible

??? the majority of these mfs are biased af lol

Iper [#75]

??? the majority of these mfs are biased af lol

nope!

wtf is this

did subreezy make his goddamn list???? months waiting

babysasuke [#70]

bro says "HLTV knockoffs" like anyone other than his dusty ass cares about CSGOMEGALUL

Literally 0/8 you base your entire "personality" off of it

nutab1e [#69]

get upfrags on your website first shitmean

Get to immortal first you low freelo dog

I'm unbiased surely you have seen my threads bb 😢

hekzy [#79]

Get to immortal first you low freelo dog

low amount of freelo means it's not very free 🤭 most sound shitmean rhetoric

hekzy [#78]

Literally 0/8 you base your entire "personality" off of it

bro is so fucking delusional that he honestly believes Ive ever even read a thread on HLTV or followed countershit

Why am I not in

babysasuke [#82]

bro is so fucking delusional that he honestly believes Ive ever even read a thread on HLTV or followed countershit

Ok, generic region baiter from 2016 no. 4003

hekzy [#84]

Ok, generic region baiter from 2016 no. 4003

this is no way to make friends lil bro, you are LOST and I hope you find your way

nutab1e [#81]

low amount of freelo means it's not very free 🤭 most sound shitmean rhetoric

Oh I'm sorry I missed a comma you low, freelo, dogshit NA plat aka EU cripple with a steering wheel hardstuck iron

hekzy [#86]

Oh I'm sorry I missed a comma you low, freelo, dogshit NA plat aka EU cripple with a steering wheel hardstuck iron

that's a lot of words but none of it has a tracker link in it doggy 🐶

csbetter

Damn my old acc Zardinez didn’t make it

nutab1e [#87]

that's a lot of words but none of it has a tracker link in it doggy 🐶

like im gonna let you dox me and spam me invites constantly with your alts. fk outta here boy its not difficult to be above plat unless you're deficient

babysasuke [#85]

this is no way to make friends lil bro, you are LOST and I hope you find your way

you can't make friends online you loser

hekzy [#91]

you can't make friends online you loser

I cant, or you cant? 💀

hekzy [#90]

like im gonna let you dox me and spam me invites constantly with your alts. fk outta here boy its not difficult to be above plat unless you're deficient

like im gonna [cope]. fk outta here [cope] [cope]

looks like you're deficient

nutab1e [#93]

like im gonna [cope]. fk outta here [cope] [cope]

looks like you're deficient

"I wont let you see my match history because you have 4000000 accounts and youre going to call me a shitty EMEA gold player after I just gave you shit for not being Immortal!"

foh what a strange kid fr

babysasuke [#94]

"I wont let you see my match history because you have 4000000 accounts and youre going to call me a shitty EMEA gold player after I just gave you shit for not being Immortal!"

foh what a strange kid fr

he's probably used to eu faceit cheaterstrike where every player is 500+ lbs and does weird shit like that. Not used to polite society

nutab1e [#95]

he's probably used to eu faceit cheaterstrike where every player is 500+ lbs and does weird shit like that. Not used to polite society

Source:

you can't make friends online you loser

jajajajajajaaj

bro wasted 15 years playing counterstrike just for Valve to let the game die, id probably be pissed too

Vellor [#83]

Why am I not in

you in my list Wellor

nice list

nutab1e [#93]

like im gonna [cope]. fk outta here [cope] [cope]

looks like you're deficient

https://gyazo.com/c61faa10b3c65b82ad55de21c9f03d9b

nice try though. Must be fucking sad spending 60 hours a week on this website, having no life and unconsequently not even being good at valorant.

Also NA plat = EU iron

babysasuke [#92]

I cant, or you cant? 💀

if you think you have online friends then i pity you and i wont bother

mintvalo

minte [#101]

mintvalo

thats u brotha!

hekzy [#99]

https://gyazo.com/c61faa10b3c65b82ad55de21c9f03d9b

nice try though. Must be fucking sad spending 60 hours a week on this website, having no life and unconsequently not even being good at valorant.

Also NA plat = EU iron

https://gyazo.com/c61faa10b3c65b82ad55de21c9f03d9b

nice try though. Must be fucking sad spending 60 hours a week on this website, having no life and unconsequently not even being good at valorant.

Also EU plat = NA iron

hekzy [#99]

https://gyazo.com/c61faa10b3c65b82ad55de21c9f03d9b

nice try though. Must be fucking sad spending 60 hours a week on this website, having no life and unconsequently not even being good at valorant.

Also NA plat = EU iron

bro is so insecure that he scrubs out the identifiers

almost as if its not his account

Huh

is it limited to 2 per letter ☹️

babysasuke [#104]

bro is so insecure that he scrubs out the identifiers

almost as if its not his account

the teens are crying, cope

hekzy [#107]

the teens are crying, cope

no way bro resorted to flexing being old on a valorant forum 💀

nutab1e [#108]

no way bro resorted to flexing being old on a valorant forum 💀

stop it. you and babysasuke are a dangerous, cruel, heartless duo. poor hekzy, even though he was being annoying and he deserved it, you two killed him.

Qwertyy

this list totally owns FlyingD OMEGALUL weeClap's list

Very good list

spookmeister [#106]

is it limited to 2 per letter ☹️

i was trying to limit 1 per letter but netero and nutab1e ruined it

babysasuke [#112]

i was trying to limit 1 per letter but netero and nutab1e ruined it

You should add a 3rd s just for goofs ahahah

JiangLi [#97]

you in my list Wellor

aww thx

I own you sadly