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nAts vs Hitler

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#1
Cluckyistaken

who would win when it comes in terms of leading a squad of 5 iron players. I got this question randomly dont ask me how i came up with this question

#2
Laundry
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…what???

#3
GambleNats
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huh???

#4
Burgru
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least schizophrenic vlr user

#7
Cluckyistaken
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too many hitler posts in my feed recently , cant help but ask the question

#8
Prasinos
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Bro just search some geopolitical reddit. (Countryballs for a example, they love these type of questions)
Here is a Valorant reddit 😭😭😭😭

#17
Cluckyistaken
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good idea , but i wanted to see what vlr had to say about this topic

#10
column1
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too many hitler posts in my feed recently

bro wtf

#5
ctabust
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tf

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Prasinos
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Tf nAts can do? Aunstrian painter would call fucking artilary in the enemy house.
Can't win the match if u and ur squad are dead irl.

#13
DBStudios
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I don't think you got what he was asking

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Prasinos
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I got the question, but bro would just kill they.
It's a powerfull move if u ask me.

#30
BEHEMOTH
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nAts would have shifted the artillery to painter's house, blud forgot about the lurking potential lmao

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localkoolkid
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Let's clear this up.

Hitler - Historically one of the worst leaders in history. The man singlehandedly whiffed a war with a fully stacked army at his disposal. Leading a team of iron players? That is a 5 stack loss waiting to happen. Plus, he would probably just end up throwing mid game after blaming his entire team for the loss. Plus, he would eventually dodge the queue.

Nats - Undoubtedly one of the best lurkers in Valorant. He would singlehandedly win games while a team of 5 iron players tank for him and in case of a loss, he would just not rage quit because he suffered on Liquid for years. Instead, he would stay in the game and try his best as it was the final round.

Verdict - Nats wins 13 - 0. An assessment of Nats shows that he has sufficient knowledge and skills required to take out Hitler's outdated strats. His massive ego and lack of willingness to communicate makes things worse. Plus, he would most likely force buy every single round until his economy is destroyed. After that, Nats would travel crawl his way to victory and have Iron players being perma-spectated and noped at.

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Cluckyistaken
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didn't hitler like helped germany improved the economy back then? so wouldn't forcing every round is just no brainer tho? surely he would be economical even tho he would lose

#14
DBStudios
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Isn't he the same person who told his soldiers to keep pushing the russians even though winter was coming and their supplies were low???

#21
Cluckyistaken
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Hitler thought speed was the move, bro didn't wanna drag it out. Man gambled on a quick dub, didn’t think the Soviets would tank it and clap back in winter

#22
localkoolkid
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He gamble swung on an eco and got diffed, unfortunate...

#32
Prancer
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Very poor choice of words

#18
localkoolkid
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Hitler would tilt in the later rounds though, after rushing mid every round like in Barbarossa he would eventually lose the advantage and rage quit.

#19
Prasinos
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Actually no, Germany economic stability was being due to (I forgot bro name).
Aunstrian painter only continued his projects but more fast. He wasn't Germany savior.
Aunstrian Painter was a good military leader and dictator (Good means he was literally good at opression)
What led to his downfall was literally cocain.
(Not only his but German troops was fully of cocain too)

Conclusion: He was great in social politics, good at military, terrible at every single other aspect (Social politics it's about social control if u don't know)

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Conceit
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MEFO bills ponzi scheme keeping the German economy afloat

#26
Cluckyistaken
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Aight, bro wasn’t the economy guy, but he knew how to keep the system running and push it faster. Military-wise, man was cooking—took dubs early on.

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Conceit
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And yet he lost the game, just cause you get a 9-3 half doesn't mean you're winning the game

#11
Gemiknight
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thought i was looking at a kanye tweet for a sec tf

#15
Ronyko23
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Hitler uwu femboy arc after meeting nats..

#20
mEXsACHINE
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i get it that nats likes to push even on defense but hitler randomly pushed ussr and eventually got fucked especially when winter came

#29
Cluckyistaken
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Winter sold him tbh, yeah, but even then, the Germans were still holding their ground for a while. If anything, the real throw was his team not securing supply lines, not the push itself.

#23
destroylonely
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sanest vlr thread name

#24
Ailed
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guy tlipping

#37
danii1
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He's twipping actually

#27
Aayan
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If I had a nickel for each time I've seen this comparison I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

#31
oliv-
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gamergirl influencing other tweakers

#33
Jarvuy
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Hitler is winning I heard he was Atleast silver 2

#35
Cluckyistaken
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Dude had the worst game sense—kept forcing fights he couldn’t win, ignored callouts, and threw the entire match by refusing to adapt. Meanwhile, my glorious cutie patootie strawberry pie King nAts would’ve just held an off-angle and shut him down before he even knew what hit him.

#34
Nilonesia
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he'd somehow get up 12-0 and then choke in classic Hitler fashion

#36
Cluckyistaken
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nAts hard diffs imo

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