mf really thinks that the job gonna make you stay the entire day and give you no free time

alright so who's gonna fucking say it bro like are these stupid devs thinking straight when they be making this stupid ass ping update? like bro I didn't really mind it after the first game that I can't be pinging spike and spamming that shit anymore but I just played a game on sova and my god what the actual fuck bro. Like I usually ping through a smoke just to make sure that my dart won't land on the same fucking side of the smoke and guess the fuck happens when I do that? IT PINGS THE FUCKING SMOKE LIKE BRO THIS AINT NO OVERPOWERED ADVANTAGE LEMME SEE WHERE THE DART FUCKING LANDS. OR LIKE MY FUCKING ULT LEMME PING THE MAP SO I DONT FUCKING OVERSHOOT IT LIKE A DUMBASS OR LET ME ULT THE PLANT LIKE WTF.

For each region

AMER: SEN
Pacific: T1
EMEA: (hard to say but probably either FNC and VIT as they pay a lot + have a good system and maybe M8 just because they treated their ascension team with so much care even when they didn't perform well.)
China: Any they pay you bank

Ghost: Monkey v Gaia
Sheriff: Myst v SOL
Stinger: Sovereign v Prelude
Bulldog: Araxys v Aemondir v GP
Odin: Neo v Prime

If he was in my head I would be dead can't lie he weighs too much

Putting j0ngg over scream for phoenix is crazy lmao

They lost against BLG, TEC, and FPX what...

Didn't BLG basically cook wolves twice? why do you have them over BLG if you're basing it off the offseason

TH
GX/M8
VIT

plus what else is a team supposed to say after qualifying for playoffs "yeah we were dogshit and lost to a terrible t1 team, even though we beat navi and t1 we didnt learn anything and are still a horrible team" ???????

I did not understand a single thing from what you said from this btw lmao just a whole lotta yap.

Everyone knew that LOUD was horrible at Tokyo and were looking off with all the aspas + less drama going on internally and also EDG "upsetting" navi by beating them in triple OT isn't an accomplishment lmao KOI did the same thing yet does anyone say that KOI is a good team?

With the way you are talking it seems like you don't even understand anything from 23 or even matter of fact watched anything from 23 and are just using stats lmao.

EDG was not a good team at the beginning lmao, Haodong and Kang Kang literally said in a post conference interview after qualifying to playoffs and beating T1 that after they played against T1 and Navi they became more disciplined and stopped making stupid mistakes.

Average vlr chronically online user saying "zero iq" lmao

Also the win from T1 in the beginning wasn't an upset lmao everyone picked T1 over EDG and at the time T1 was the better team almost beating the Korean demons of DRX.

People already weren't expecting OPTIC to do that well after they lost to xerxia and the guard. Also Xerxia did get a confidence boost after beating optic??? they would've made playoffs + probably more if they didn't sell against TL twice.

Also I'm not talking about a confidence boost to beat Navi that was an upset and even then it was extremely close, I'm talking about the confidence boost to beat T1 badly so please learn how to read.

If I beat one of the favorites of the event I'm definitely gonna have a confidence boost and take the opportunity to make it further than ever before for my country. Explain to me how after they beat Navi, EDG basically smoked T1.

That was after they got the confidence boost from beating NAVI lmao if you even watched the first EDG vs T1 game you would know how bad they were.

My original claim still makes sense? I know you can be a bit slow but come on man you got that.

"shit groups???" bro must be on smth, the only reason NAVI even made it to the top 4 was because they played against, KRU (10th place in 2023), TS (known shitters and chokers), and LEV (only decent team they played but then again they lost to clown9 in playoffs and 0-2). Tokyo they played against NRG (understandable they were a good team) and EDG (horrible team at the time after they lost to a shit t1). At champs they choked both games to qualify that's not an unlucky group that's just them being shit.

I don't understand what you're saying for NRG, they literally didn't have Marved or yay who were their two best players in 22.

I edited it like less than a minute after sending it? That's not my fault lmao that you didn't reload it

I read through the entire thing and I came to the conclusion that it's bait. If you don't have anything to respond to defend your claim then just "average vlr user lmao" who's really is in the wrong?

OPTIC to NRG
22 LOUD to 23 LOUD

New SEN roster in 22 didn't work
NAVI with cNed didn't work

Must be the greatest bait of all time

Well I mean with gekko you actually need to collect dizzy/wingman to get them back if you use it for info gathering, skye on the other hand if you want to search for info main you can do it without risking your life from collecting the util and if you don't collect it then you don't get it for the rest of the round.

Guys I'm back at it again primordium vandal did not come into my shop

Pick a ghost skin from this list that you like the most and I should cop:

• Gaia (I have it at 18% off rn night market)
• Xenofang
• Monkey one
• Sovereign (idk why but I don't like it as much maybe because I have forsaken and it sounds really similar)
• evori

Really depends on how you see it ig, if he had low kills but high hs then ofc it's not important but he usually has a good kd while having a good hs too.

No glaze but bro is cracked with that hs how you still stuck in plat

I can still hear the echoes of "wait for wo0t" from the turkish

I don't mind primordium phantom its just that I already got recon and I like it a lot + I'm already planning on getting the vandal too. I'm just seeing if there are other spectre/ghost skins that I might've forgot about that I should get over gaia and neptune. But yeah 1k neptune is a steal tho

I called all 12 Chinese teams asking if they wanted a porteguse speaking or english speaking player. They hung up the phone.

I know lmao I was just trying to do some trolling. Shit is louder than a fucking jet engine I'm telling you.

so the game edged me and gave me primordium phantom instead of primordium vandal so I hate valorant even more now. But I got ion sheriff (I don't really like it tho), neptune spectre (41% off I think only like 1k vp), and gaia's ghost in night market.

Are these a cop or should I be waiting for other spectre/ghost skins to come.

ruination

I don't understand how having a trophy means that a player is better than another person, bro got carried by demon1 going +31 and jawgemo going +23. Plus how many years did it take boostio to get that trophy while playing in t1 compared to how many years has cortezia played in t1?

Boostio hasn't gone positive in who knows when lmao, saying he's better than a guy who's always positive and has 40%+ hs is cope

kalayavan alt?

game has been edging me and hasn't been giving me primordium vandal so atp I've given up and wanted to get a sheriff skin. Which sheriff on this list should I get.

Chronovoid (in my shop rn)
Kuronami
Mystbloom
Overdrive
Araxys (idk I mean its araxys)

he's like prime TenZ + 24' TenZ in one person

20 kills? Only person positive on his team? 38% hs? Top of the leaderboard? This ain’t boaster bruh who’s on the acc.

c9 fan calling someone else retarded is lowk crazy, you gotta be retarded yourself to support that team and org. First of all the nade can get chip damage, can kill enemies, push enemies out of corners, or can clear space, WHILE being a free ability. Now about the ult, if you think that the ult is so reliable to kill people then why are there hundreds of clips where someone will shot it point blank at someone and only do 49 damage. Being able to kill someone with the ult AS INTENDED will make it more reliable instead of the random bs in valorant.

When a signature ability is more reliable and better than an ult that's saying something

Have raze nade that doesn't kill (less damage basically) but raze rocket that kills no matter what or what we have now

Your fixes for the americas is good but your fixes for pacific is just straight up brain dead asf. Let's just remove teams because I don't like them!

Doesn't matter if its an off season tourney or not, throwing 12-6 is crazy work.

so bro got dropped for no reason now? c9 rossy and c9 victor would've went hard ngl

I don't have any info because whatever you said is not even true at all lmao. Everything you have said that might have a chance of proving this to be true is completely false lmao.

Whatever you just said made no fucking sense, casters do not have an insight on management or the team. If that was true then explain to us why the NRG 24 situation was hidden all the way until a player had to crash out for the info to come out?

You're saying rn him being at top 3-5 is "reasonable" is just crazy to me lmao and you defending yourself is even crazier.

plat chat does not have connections with the teams especially Chinese ones 😭 no one on plat chat can even speak Chinese bro

And? The team isn't going to make a special exception for just 2/5 players lmao. The other 3/5 played because 1 they wanted to play 2 s1mon needed more experience on LAN and 3 probably didn't have any vacation plans besides chilling.

This might be bait but didn't expect anything less from a prx fan

edit: nvm bro was saying xeppa was a good player that just proves my point even further.

And? The team isn't going to make a special exception for just 2/5 players lmao. The other 3/5 played because 1 they wanted to play 2 s1mon needed more experience on LAN and 3 probably didn't have any vacation plans besides chilling.

Bro are you good? KK and Smoggy were literally on vacation/just came back during Gwangju Esports Series which is why they didn't play.

does anyone have the handbook for vct and vcl or know where to find it?

did bro really call a tech pause because he was doing so bad? bro couldn't believe that his stats were that bad he thought it was a pc issue 😭