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Last post: February 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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wait what? please tell me ur okay henbabyh!! 🙏

posted 20 minutes ago

NRG literally is sponsored by the US army

posted 1 hour ago

Did someone say stats?
STATS

mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all

DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate

RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)

can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game

I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.

heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze

Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)

posted 3 hours ago

goodnight! :)
sleep well!!

posted 3 hours ago

What if while Leo's recovering, FNC is having Leo learn to IGL? He can't play and practice from what we've heard, but I think it's reasonable to assume that he is able to watch vods and make strats while in bed resting. His aim and mechs ofc are gonna get worse and rusty, but bro could come back as the smartest player oat with all the time he can dedicate to studying the game

(ofc this is a conspiracy theory cuz how little is known, don't wanna make actual assumptions about his health and recovery. prob just dedicating his time to getting better but was just a fun lil thought)

posted 3 hours ago

I was so close 😭just checked and the westjett post was one off
Thank you Yukky! :3

posted 3 hours ago

Can I get an update :3

New guesses:
Most Upvoted: L or Clown9 (article frag farming)
Most Downvote: Me hating on west Jett (still confused about ts)
Fan: still cloudberry <3 (honestly could see this having changed because hiatus)

posted 3 hours ago

missed u bro <3

posted 3 hours ago

Hey guys👋, it's Jimmy Lin🐐, in this series🎥 I'm gonna walk 🚶you through attack⚔ on Pearl🔥. Watch out ‼for the stairs😈, clear this angle📐, you're gonna be able to fight this💪 🗣🗣🗣

posted 3 hours ago

FNS was playing him every game for the last 4 decades. these new kids just catching up

posted 4 hours ago

Can't believe you ruined the "VLR you listening" podcast 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

posted 5 hours ago

thats good! hopefully u can watch the vods later on Wifi

posted 15 hours ago

hi! :)

posted 15 hours ago

My jett goat
i'm just trying to focus up and taking a quick lil break on vlr

hope u can find sthm fun to do!

posted 15 hours ago

thats good! just trying to focus and taking a quick lil break on vlr
hopefully ur breakfast goes well! <3

posted 15 hours ago

from what I'm googling it seems to be a china legal problem and not an underdeveloped api, but there's not much info on it 🤷‍♂️

posted 15 hours ago

how tf did u do that? teach me ur ways
was this like during the beta or sthm when the skill gap was smaller?

posted 15 hours ago

Hi vlr! :)
How are y'all doing, very quiet rn

posted 15 hours ago

i've never heard of that site but it looks like they dont do rating in china either
https://imgur.com/a/9PjfDoH

posted 15 hours ago

you won't get any R2.0 ratings anywhere cuz thats a rating system unique to VLR, but I believe the reason behind the lack of china ratings is the API in china, so unless it was all being done manually idk how another site would do it

posted 15 hours ago

Hypothetically in this scenario are you allowed to duo queue with someone better than you or do you need to reach asc skill level in this timeframe

posted 15 hours ago

i think this might get a lil too close to politics

posted 18 hours ago

100% depends on the time of day. If you say sthm positive about flor during NA hours you can go positive in frags

posted 20 hours ago

nice job!!!! good luck on angular momentum if u have that next, that shit was the hardest part abt ap physics 1 for me (still nothing compared to c e&m 😭)

also how tf ur teacher grade so fast

posted 20 hours ago

Is this a possibility for him to come back on Sen's new Marvel Rivals team? Apparently he's been playing a lot and is good (can't confirm this, my pc too shit to run it so idk what's good or not for rivals)

https://x.com/SicK_cs/status/1892298315221348406

posted 20 hours ago

wrong link

posted 20 hours ago

I think EG was more genuinely broke than cheap. From what I heard they were willing to give a large proportion of bundle sales but just didn't have the money for a champion team salary

posted 21 hours ago

i havent but ts looks pretty cool icl

posted 21 hours ago

lowkey diet popcorn is a fire underrated pick

posted 21 hours ago

its minecraft

posted 21 hours ago

sure thing gramps, please remember to take ur meds tonight! :)

I will say tho 1.7 block hit animations >>>> 1.8 block hit animations

posted 21 hours ago

bumping ts to say that this should totally be the first “VLR u listening” topic

posted 21 hours ago

i'm gonna cry 😢how could u do this n1cf

posted 21 hours ago

wait does anyone know if their boycott is actually happening?

posted 21 hours ago

yea but he only has 1 game on sova and not a very good game either

posted 22 hours ago

unc

posted 22 hours ago

block game

posted 22 hours ago

https://imgur.com/a/UesmfPP
fr tho wtf is happening 😭 i didn't know that rioting against riot is an option

posted 22 hours ago

whats gtfo

posted 22 hours ago

Roles even more messed up than they are now

posted 23 hours ago

I agree with a lot of the points people have already said but I wanted to include one more thing. 1.8 is really easy to get into (just point at the enemy and spam click) but really hard to get really good at (ie: butterfly/ jitter) and I think this is the perferred skill progression for most players. Compare this to 1.9, which has many more variables and concepts which make it harder to start (shield, attack speed, axe, crystals, etc) but once your good at it it’s pretty easy to improve.

TLDR:
1.8 easy to pickup, hard to master
1.9 hard to pickup, easier to master

posted 23 hours ago

im confused is this post about league or val

posted 1 day ago

🔥🔥🔥🔥💨💨💨💨

posted 1 day ago

Just go for a Ti-84 or a Ti-Inspire if ur a tryhard

posted 1 day ago

</3

posted 1 day ago

Low key this would be amazing, I am so down to listen to it

posted 1 day ago

…😰

posted 1 day ago

W :3

posted 2 days ago
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