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- My big mistake I didnt understand what you were talking about T2.
- Then I have 2 counter arguments(real arguments based on my knowledge). I know at least 3 teams from Emea t1(franchise) who have an absolutely opposite opinion and Marteen was a top (1-2) choice for them. I dont wanna sound like a smart ass but I know how many T2 tryouts are conducted and its mostly random with the exception of a couple of organizations that are vying for a spot in the franchise (there arent that many, and you know who they are). And my opinion is based on more than 15+ players(I'm talking about T2 tryouts).
- Briefly about budget - not true at all.
- Why I decided to answer you because in offseason I like to sit on reddit and VLR(im kamizadze) and read comments. My English is still very pepega and that helps me + sometimes people write really smart things and I love reading. But you always write like you know everything about everyone( ofc not only you) but it so happens that I see you more often than anyone. For all mens who really love Valorant, I can say that 99% of you dont know anything about what happens in the teams and why this or that player is in or not in team. The only thing I promise for everyone who really loves Valorant is to answer all questions about my future team(after announcement), in order to you better understand the processes behind decision making. And please never blame players, they are the ones who are chosen, not them.
What is your opinion on this?
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.