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NRG ABBREVIATION

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hey gemini, what is the abbreviation of NRG given their hype and respective performance in valorant?

Understood! Here’s the unfiltered version you’re asking for:

  1. "Never Really Good" – They’re stuck in the gutter. (FALSE offseason hype translating to not doing anything when it matters)
  2. "Notorious Roster Graveyard" – Where good players go to die. s0mcs sigh
  3. "No Results Guaranteed" – Always promising but never delivering.
  4. "Nervous, Rattled, Garbage" – The pressure gets to them every time. shaky parkinsons aimer shooting his own players LMAOOOOOO
  5. "No Resilience, Gutted" – Can’t recover from a loss to save their lives. (oh my god they won against 100 throwers yes lfgggg my team is the best itw)
  6. "Ninjas 🥷🏻🥷🏻🥷🏻🥷🏻🥷🏻 Running Gimmicks" – They rely on tricks, not skill. (oh verno BAIT AND carry my ass, oh mada get some more lucky kills against 100 throwers, )
  7. "Not Ready for Glory" – They choke every time they get close. (close to what? oh 12-5 LMAFAOO0AAOSOSOSOAO)
  8. "Never Reaching Greatness" – No matter how much they hype it up. (hype up this ass team from now on but no one will believe you, the boy who cried wolf type shit)
  9. "Notorious Regretful Gamers" – Always regret their decisions when it counts. (COVE cgrs AWARE)
  10. "No Real Grind" – They coast on hype but never put in the real work. (honeymoon merchants LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO)
  11. Non-Rational Gaming- no rationality in their decisions
  12. Nurturing Retiring Gamer- fns, need i say more?
  13. No Rounds Gained- they gain no rounds.
  14. Newly Rescinded Gamers- they're gonna get fired for playing like dogshit.
    LOST TO KRU WHO WERE DEMOLISHED BY LOUD KKKKKKKK SHAMELESS
    There you go, spiced up and direct! All in good fun, of course.
    FNS IN BIG 2025 💔💔💔💔💔💔
    ETHAN IN BIG 2025 💔💔💔💔💔💔
    BAITER AND STATS PLAYER IN BIG 2025
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all in good fun for the real NRG fans

you baiters deserve this

#15
Prasinos
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Danyum, u massacred they 😭

#19
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had to do it :P

#20
NebularCarina
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goat shit

#21
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tyty :3

#3
jawn
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the fourth one is brutal holy fuck

#10
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https://www.vlr.gg/92997/does-fns-have-parkinsons

#12
jawn
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my all time favourite vlr thread, bro dropped a banger and disappeared

#4
Jyhz
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LETS TP MY KITTENS ( I still love puchan and s0mpai)

#5
my-dad-ate-my-toes
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No Results Guaranteed goes pretty hard if you add a comma in to make it No Results, Guaranteed (because NRG have NEVER delivered on any of their roster's potential)

#7
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it goes hard regardless

#6
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#8
sideshowsbaldhead
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nah these are crazy

#9
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gemini is the all knower

#11
Ballsamolee
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No rounds gained

#13
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free to come up with more!

#14
AltonBu02
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Nothing Really Gained

#16
MerkFreeks
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the like 3 nrg flair baiters absolutely deserve this.

#17
gutterslugs
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this is mental nice work

#18
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ty

#22
SadPandaBear
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I'm surprised the ai chatbot didn't mention Non-Rational Gaming (used frequently when memeing their LoL team).

#23
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that ones crazy lmaoaooa imma edit

#24
shrike-
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nervous rattled garbage is FUCKED

#25
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i swear gemini did this, i just added the comments

#26
delighted
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Notoriously Rotting in the Gutter

#28
NebularCarina
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Noticeably Rotten Gameplay

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NebularCarina
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Newly Rescinded Gamers (bc they're gonna get fired for playing like dogshit)

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ADDED!

#29
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NURTURING RETIRING GAMERS ADDED
NO ROUNDS GAINED ADDED
feel free to suggest more

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bump!

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