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#1
Yistyy

I need help rizzing up this baddie in my 11AM class. She sits right next to me but I can rarely ever talk to her because she comes into class right when my professor starts yapping. When it's over she immediately leaves and gossips with her friend all the way back to her car. I never see her anywhere else because she is a commuter.

The only time I got to talk to her was 2 weeks ago, I asked what games she plays and she said she plays valorant. I feel like this is a layup but I am asking for assistance so I don't fumble.

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TheVisionary
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Don't her her know you're an Eg fan

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Yistyy
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what does that mean. only serious answers pls.

#3
HenBabyH
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Tell her you are friends with HenBabyH

#5
Kirako
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"are you omen coz you tpd into my heart <3?"

(also add #MVGA after all your texts/wtv u say to her so she knows ure a sigma alpha)

#MVGA

#6
y0y_mysteri0
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As an EG fan, it's joever for u.

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Yistyy
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#10
y0y_mysteri0
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"Oh My GOD" hack0r 😱😱😱😱

#51
omegaishere
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Bro leaked personal info

#8
danii1
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ask to play w her.

#11
Yistyy
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can't find a chance to talk to her

#13
NerfMaxima
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how did you talk to her last time

#16
Yistyy
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it was the 1st day and she got there early. I immediately struck up a convo when she sat down. But now she always comes right when class starts

#20
svionSKR
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just try matching her time and find a way to talk with her regarding class or miss one of your classes and ask for work so as to strike some form of convo and focus on fast progress. But don't become a stalker in this process .
this is some world class advice from a man with 0 female interaction .

#23
NerfMaxima
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I agree with #20, but try not to miss a class, trust me your education is very important

#26
svionSKR
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education is indeed important my bad

#17
danii1
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fuck. just gotta wait for the right moment

#27
svionSKR
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waiting will take you to waiting list ...which may never end it's yes or no

#9
luminescience
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Come up to her and ask if she wants to play with you stop being a beta cuck

#12
NerfMaxima
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Well you gotta try interacting more, you can ask for her tag etc, maybe play together a bit, then it will just be more and more natural to talk irl. Or just have the guts to actually talk to her more IRL but then again you are on VLR asking for dating tips so I stick with the first option

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geospliced
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Just go up and strike a conversation. If you can't find the time then make the time.

#22
Yistyy
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its not a confidence or fear thing, i just literally can't find an opportunity

#37
geospliced
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Yeah I know. I'm saying that if you can't find an opportunity then make one.

#50
sameer40
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If there is a will, there is a way.

#15
Fendy1
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ask her about her pick ems in the kick offs

#18
Yistyy
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I don't think she is into the esports side of valorant. she only plays casually from what i can understand.

#49
Fendy1
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maybe you can use that as a way to get closer to her by gettin her into it and you might both talk even more than now, just saying

#19
bronzil_enjoyer
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u have almost 6k posts it's joever for u lil bro

#21
Yistyy
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6k is nothing tbh, 90% of my posts come from when I'm in class or at work.

#24
Kaust
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Find the time, and if you cannot, make the time. Be cool, be chill, and keep it slow (:

#25
z12
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try getting her contact through like the class whatsapp group or discord server and try chatting with her online

#30
Yistyy
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the class whatsapp group or discord server

I don't think we have all that but I've seen her insta. but i feel like it's too early for me to make a move on there without seeming weird.

#46
shermie
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how though? specifically for this situation, get rid of the non-platonic stigma society has over "sliding in the DMs" especially on Instagram. Just be nice and ask her to play.

#28
darklord69
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what's your valorant rank? unironically if you're ascendant+ you could ask her to duo and she'd gladly agree. these hoes be obsessing over pixels 💔

#31
Yistyy
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yeah she's silver and i'm ascendant. definitely gonna utilize that but I just need to get closer to her first.

#34
ticua07
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please don't become an edater

#29
LycheeBlade
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this might be the worst website to ask for their opinion on women

#33
Yistyy
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you're right, but reddit isn't much better. plus she said she plays VAL

#32
DaBetz
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show her your braindead takes on vlr

#35
femboyenjoyer
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just find her insta and start talking from there or something idk

#36
yukky
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show her ur vlr history and she’ll fall in love

#38
kfan4238173
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if you had a chance she would make herself available

#39
smthlikeyou11
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stalk her and find out how she commutes to school
then conviently take the same commute at the same time and be like oh wow fancy seeing you here! what a coincidence! boom then there you go you have a conversation

#41
De-addy
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too sus

#40
De-addy
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Forgot a book or 2 something you need in class or best if she forgets something share with her, if you forgot she helps you one up tell her you wanna repay for that ask for coffee you will buy her as a repayment, or get her something she likes , or just a flower works fine .Or or or Ask her rank, i am asuming you have a good rank in game , say you useto play Cs as a kid with dad , Ask her if you wanna play valo , make a new acc smurf on that with her , don't be toxic in match at all only play on that acc when she is online else u might look nerd if you play all the time .

#52
Alr3adyGone
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Lowkey this, pretend you forgot something and if she lets you borrow it ask her to let you buy her a coffee as repayment, as you guys get the coffee you can talk more ab valorant and get the whole "you wanna play" done then, or you can take it as a regular date and let the val thing come up on its own.

#42
H3ENnZ
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Get her instagram and discuss about yay

#43
Cheasle2
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kill her

#44
RandomToastyy
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"If I can't be with her then no one else can" ahh

#45
james_ff
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u can try and start a convo with her regardless of the circumstances but judging by the fact that she does not show any interest in really interacting with you is not a good sign but still give it a go

#47
Fleta
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just start the convo with "u look like u love eating donuts"

#48
Prasinos
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"Sorry to look to you non-stop, I didn't wanted to scare u, it's just u smile made me stunned like a KJ lockdown, let me ask u, do you have a duo? Bc I want to be your Phoenix and give u a little heat on your life."

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