I accept your concession
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On paper every team in 2024 besides the 4th seeds looked like they could put up a fight. And even then SEN ended up 4th.
We finally had Chinese teams that looked like they could do actual damage (EDG and FPX). Trace had two life games and finished first in Group C.
And the most exciting part of Champs 2024 was it having an actual group of death (B group)
Now look at this year’s Champs - legit every team (besides PRX, FNC and TL) on paper look like massive fucking gluesniffers.
You know why there isn’t a group of death this year? Because 13 of 16 teams are fucking BAD. 2 of the 3 good teams are 1st seeds. You can’t even make a group of death even if you tried.
Jinggg injured his wrist back in Toronto, doctor said it will take a few months to fully heal. Might flare up at the most unfortunate times, you might never know
I do believe a Chinese team will take it home because they have one extra week for prep. Just IDK who tho
GENG in 2024
Won second Masters
Won Stage 2 3-1
11 days of prep
Player(s) unable to play at full capacity because of various circumstances (GENG got smoked irl during their match against TH)
Bombed out of Champs
PRX in 2025
Won second Masters
Won Stage 2 3-1
12-13 days of prep
Player(s) unable to play at full capacity because of various circumstances (Jinggg wrist injury) <——— you are here
Bombed out of Champs
Like the stars are aligning right now
I pray to whichever God that will listen that PRX does not win champs because the entire community will implode
It’s enough for PRX fans to pretend they haven’t choked for 3 entire years before winning a trophy
I will never root for Shart2 unless Babybay comes back and even then I will hatewatch
Just a bit less than usual
Please make it a quick 3-0 I have w**k tomorrow and I can’t be arsed staying up late at night for champs draws
And TL is 0-2 against China this year, what does that say about them?
I know I’m right when the only argument someone has is ‘13-1’
PRX has never won against GENG this year, does it make GENG the better team internationally?
You can post the link to that one match all you want but objectively speaking Sentinels is a better team than Team Liquid this year
5th-6th vs. grouped in Toronto
Both teams got grouped in Bangkok
The only stat Team Liquid has over SEN is that the former won a regional
And how is that not applicable to SEN…? Who also qualified to both internationals and did better than TL…?
They got grouped in the two they’ve been????
This is how I feel if Shart2 doesn’t win today
The champs bundle + team capsules last year made at least 80 million
Valorant mobile is a huge success in China
Think there was even a tweet claiming Valorant made more money than League last year
Surely they’re not siphoning profits off Valorant to fund League
Acting like Riot doesn’t make one bajillion from Ahri skins alone
They just can’t be arsed to do more than the bare minimum
It only gets worse later on
Enjoy it while you can
You could play against shitters like Shartretics, XLG and Durex
I had a stroke reading this
Where NRG is 1st seed and Shart2 is second...makes me shudder just thinkin about it...AMER wouldn't survive this humiliation ritual...
What if we invited a few random vlr.gg bums instead
Easily Champions 2022 Group B
Had Loud (winners), Optic (2nd place), Zeta (3rd place in Masters Reykjavik) and Boom (a relatively strong APAC team at that time)
DRG/XLG - race for survival
EDG - aiming to win 2 champs in a row
BLG - Putting NRG in their place again
Shart2 - winning something
SEN - first champions trophy, solidy themselves as the best Valorant org OAT
NRG - Revenge against BLG, Ethan's second champions trophy
MIBR - Aspas's second champions trophy
PRX - redemption for 2023 champs
RRQ - from Korean slayers to World slayers
T1 - proving Bangkok wasn't a fluke
DRX - trying to get anything but 5-6th place
TL - Give EMEA their first victory after 3 years
Giantsex - Rookies' first international, Pipson redemption arc
FNC - Boaster solidifying himself as the best IGL OAT, Chronicle's 4th trophy
Shartretics - winning something
Jesus fucking cancer I can’tttttttttt cope fuck these two abysmal maps
Wouldn’t this be their first ever international? Because they’ll both perform like shite if it is.
FNC and EDG can’t b in the same group cause they’re both 3rd seeds
What does he know that we don’t?
By your logic FNC shouldn’t be in Champs because they bombed out of Stage 2 playoffs
Develop your frontal lobe man
Maybe your fave team shouldn’t have choked the remaining 80% of the year bro
We (we = AMER fans) all agree that EG should have taken MIBR’s spot
Two more weeks until they win something for sure!
1st seed - BLG
2nd seed - RRQ
3rd seed - NRG
4th seed - TH
Yeah because those totally don’t happen at all in a game like Valorant