kinda feel like hating today

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number2_cNed_fan

name me your goat and i'll say why they aint the goat

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n1cf

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number2_cNed_fan

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🗿🧔🏾‍♀️
wtf i just realized the cNed emoji is woman:beard
NOOOOOOOOOOO

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anyth1ng

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GKeepItReal

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NA is the GOAT region

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number2_cNed_fan

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NA aint even the best in their own region buddy
LATAM clears

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taejuny

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LATAM

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GKeepItReal

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PLATAM

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valorant_player

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do NOT google which team won Champs 2023 🤦🤦🤦

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anyth1ng

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boostio is chilean, demon1 is russian and c0m is brazilian

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valorant_player

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true, real NA fans only cheer for Navajo Nation Esports

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GKeepItReal

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least retarded br0nzil user

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anyth1ng

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hey buddy i dont think you are keeping it real 🚫🚫🚫✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻

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widepeepofrosty

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Owned that fraud holy 🐐💯

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number2_cNed_fan

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do NOT google who eliminated almost every EMEA team in champs 2023 and carved an EMEA free path for EG

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anyth1ng

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hey thats why you are my favorite vlr.gg user

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number2_cNed_fan

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🇧🇷🤝🇹🇷

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valorant_player

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do NOT google when FUT play next

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number2_cNed_fan

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ok i wont

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Asuna_Yuuki

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Cned

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number2_cNed_fan

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i mean he is clearly washed no?
he aint dropping +20 every game

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cboomer

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cned

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number2_cNed_fan

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one tournament wonder smh
was dragging down NaVi as we saw (so much better this year)

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ArtemisZ083

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Karmine Corps

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number2_cNed_fan

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no trophies, new team. How can they be the goat???

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ArtemisZ083

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i wanted to use your flair against you, no hate but kc is looking good man

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number2_cNed_fan

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yeah but i did say im going to hate, no exceptions.

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Hi number2 cned fan, I want to introduce you to my goat named Marcus. He is a very friendly and playful goat who loves to eat grass and hay. He also likes to jump around and headbutt things, but he never hurts anyone. He is my best friend and I love him very much. I hope you like him too.

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number2_cNed_fan

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I am going to eat Marcus

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Poge

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damn you roasted my goat

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number2_cNed_fan

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🤤🤤😋🍴🍽️🍔🫃

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danii1

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I'll eat u

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number2_cNed_fan

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👀

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bricky_

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Tenz

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number2_cNed_fan

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he aint even the best player in SEN 😭😭

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bricky_

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that's the point

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d4v41

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number2_cNed_fan

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He ain't relevant enough globally for me to know how to roast him

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michaelisupset

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my friend ted

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I am going to eat ted

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mouth_breather

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☹️

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michaelisupset

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dude

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Abbhishake

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The name ted itself is an embarrassment

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Poge

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whats your name buddy

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Abbhishake

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Tenz

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number2_cNed_fan

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#28 cooked enough
also can't think of anything against just TED lol

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Abbhishake

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Skrossi, the goat of all goaters

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number2_cNed_fan

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he couldn't even keep his job in a shit team 😭😭

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Abbhishake

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GE is shit, I agree

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Pengu12

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Zekken

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number2_cNed_fan

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no trophies + who let a child into the GOAT convo

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mouth_breather

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bullying him just because he's under 5"0 smh

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ionlyHave1Zuni

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aspas 🐐

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number2_cNed_fan

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why you gotta do me like that...
Aspas only good cuz of LOUD, as we saw he couldn't even go positive against his old team

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ionlyHave1Zuni

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L take. Aspas owns l0ud

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number2_cNed_fan

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i know :(

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Klaw69

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American Pygmy

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number2_cNed_fan

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no clue who/what that is, but i'll eat him

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Kirya

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B1sk

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number2_cNed_fan

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He should try getting into T1 first

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Kirya

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He will get there this year!

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number2_cNed_fan

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Don't think Acend is gonna drop Alive for B1sk, he might find another T1 team to join tho!

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Nachtel

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yacine

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number2_cNed_fan

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even my raze is better than his 💀💀

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Conceit

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My 🐐🇹🇷 number2_cNed_fan

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number2_cNed_fan

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mf is a knockoff number1_cNed_fan
i mean imagine supporting cNed in 2024.

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Damn...

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bacon17

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My goat NATS team is the only thing holding him back

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number2_cNed_fan

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only good in 2021, lost champs to ACEND 🤣🤣(only went +34 or wtv, he could do better)

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mocaxoxo

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laz

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number2_cNed_fan

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excuse me but who?

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geospliced

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number2_cNed_fan

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(im sorry geospliced, love you)
actual ai chatbot, imagine typing in a different way than me.

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Abbhishake

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Please hate number1_cNed_fan

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number2_cNed_fan

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bro insecure about FUT so he keeps changing his flag and flair 💀💀

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Abbhishake

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💀💀

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Poge

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my goats indians

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number2_cNed_fan

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So basically [redacted]

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Abbhishake

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I was wondering how would you reply to this

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cartixuzi

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Turkey

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ionlyHave1Zuni

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🇹🇷🐐

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number2_cNed_fan

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tastes bad
chicken clears

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finnwithtwons

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flyuh

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number2_cNed_fan

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bro is going negative against t3 teams

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Hades_Loves_Rb

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me

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number2_cNed_fan

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I don't even know you lil bro

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FrenchToast

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i don’t feel like crying today about my goat but i will enjoy the roasting of others

thank you cned fan 🙏

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number2_cNed_fan

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Pancada 🐐🐐

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cartixuzi

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Turkey again but the country this time

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number2_cNed_fan

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lool

Do i need to speak? have you seen the economy?? i could bring like in $10 and be a millionaire.

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cartixuzi

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Turkey (the country) again but this time with even more hatred

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number2_cNed_fan

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fuck erdogan

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Abbhishake

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Damn bro is going all out

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Poge

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joe biden

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number2_cNed_fan

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only reason he got elected was because Trump was worse.

Literal clash of trash

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Poge

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woah woah woah no politics rule buddy 🤬

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number2_cNed_fan

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oh shi-

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kitsuneHP

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baited

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The_Cleg

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The_Cleg

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number2_cNed_fan

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flair says it all

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The_Cleg

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TenZ is the goat he WILL show you

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kitsuneHP

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james_ff

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number2_cNed_fan

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shit like this dude are why the bar for "esports journalist" is ever lower

this is a forum dweller who spends his day checking player streams, and when he sees a custom match he takes a screenshot and "reports"

vlr forums hype him, he gets talked about, cycle repeats ad eternum

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DeluluGavin

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Marco Reus and Thomas Muller

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number2_cNed_fan

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bro even i am better than those 2

at valorant

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Sir_Johnny123

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Chronicle (Don't roast the dodgy haircut)

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number2_cNed_fan

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I needa talk to his barber (i roasted the haircut)

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SmartPerson

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number1_cNed_fan

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number2_cNed_fan

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already did
https://www.vlr.gg/313020/kinda-feel-like-hating-today/#62

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SmartPerson

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so what about earth planet?

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number2_cNed_fan

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mid

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Abbhishake

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Pls end this hate session with roasting me on pretext of my behaviour in this thread

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number2_cNed_fan

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what?

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cartixuzi

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Turkey (the country) 1 more time for the people in the back, make it have the most hatred a human being can possibly express in text

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number2_cNed_fan

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alright i'll record it because i can't express in text.

here is the file
turkey_hate.mp3

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cartixuzi

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no thats cheating i want you to type it out

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number2_cNed_fan

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but its not possible

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cartixuzi

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but my question implies that it has to be possible, thats why I said "the most hatred a human being can possibly express in text"

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number2_cNed_fan

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ok here, I wrote in this because vlr doesn't let me put that much text
turkey_hate.txt

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cartixuzi

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I feel like you're dodging the question here, that is a Rickroll link!

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number2_cNed_fan

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😶‍🌫️

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zardinez

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Navi

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number2_cNed_fan

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ur making this too easy

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Manaphy

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N4RRATE