name me your goat and i'll say why they aint the goat
cboomer [#5]cned
one tournament wonder smh
was dragging down NaVi as we saw (so much better this year)
Poge [#9]Hi number2 cned fan, I want to introduce you to my goat named Marcus. He is a very friendly and playful goat who loves to eat grass and hay. He also likes to jump around and headbutt things, but he never hurts anyone. He is my best friend and I love him very much. I hope you like him too.
I am going to eat Marcus
number2_cNed_fan [#15]no trophies, new team. How can they be the goat???
i wanted to use your flair against you, no hate but kc is looking good man
ArtemisZ083 [#20]i wanted to use your flair against you, no hate but kc is looking good man
yeah but i did say im going to hate, no exceptions.
michaelisupset [#18]my friend ted
#28 cooked enough
also can't think of anything against just TED lol
Abbhishake [#23]Skrossi, the goat of all goaters
he couldn't even keep his job in a shit team ππ
ionlyHave1Zuni [#29]aspas π
why you gotta do me like that...
Aspas only good cuz of LOUD, as we saw he couldn't even go positive against his old team
number2_cNed_fan [#38]no trophies + who let a child into the GOAT convo
bullying him just because he's under 5"0 smh
Kirya [#46]He will get there this year!
Don't think Acend is gonna drop Alive for B1sk, he might find another T1 team to join tho!
Conceit [#44]My ππΉπ· number2_cNed_fan
mf is a knockoff number1_cNed_fan
i mean imagine supporting cNed in 2024.
bacon17 [#49]My goat NATS team is the only thing holding him back
only good in 2021, lost champs to ACEND π€£π€£(only went +34 or wtv, he could do better)
number2_cNed_fan [#50]mf is a knockoff number1_cNed_fan
i mean imagine supporting cNed in 2024.
Damn...
Poge [#54]geospliced
(im sorry geospliced, love you)
actual ai chatbot, imagine typing in a different way than me.
number2_cNed_fan [#39]why you gotta do me like that...
Aspas only good cuz of LOUD, as we saw he couldn't even go positive against his old team
L take. Aspas owns l0ud
Abbhishake [#56]Please hate number1_cNed_fan
bro insecure about FUT so he keeps changing his flag and flair ππ
number2_cNed_fan [#61]bro insecure about FUT so he keeps changing his flag and flair ππ
ππ
FrenchToast [#70]i donβt feel like crying today about my goat but i will enjoy the roasting of others
thank you cned fan π
Pancada ππ
cartixuzi [#73]Turkey again but the country this time
lool
Do i need to speak? have you seen the economy?? i could bring like in $10 and be a millionaire.
number2_cNed_fan [#83]only reason he got elected was because Trump was worse.
Literal clash of trash
woah woah woah no politics rule buddy π€¬
kitsuneHP [#86]james_ff
shit like this dude are why the bar for "esports journalist" is ever lower
this is a forum dweller who spends his day checking player streams, and when he sees a custom match he takes a screenshot and "reports"
vlr forums hype him, he gets talked about, cycle repeats ad eternum
Sir_Johnny123 [#91]Chronicle (Don't roast the dodgy haircut)
I needa talk to his barber (i roasted the haircut)
SmartPerson [#95]number1_cNed_fan
already did
https://www.vlr.gg/313020/kinda-feel-like-hating-today/#62
number2_cNed_fan [#96]already did
https://www.vlr.gg/313020/kinda-feel-like-hating-today/#62
so what about earth planet?
Abbhishake [#99]Pls end this hate session with roasting me on pretext of my behaviour in this thread
what?
cartixuzi [#101]Turkey (the country) 1 more time for the people in the back, make it have the most hatred a human being can possibly express in text
alright i'll record it because i can't express in text.
here is the file
turkey_hate.mp3
number2_cNed_fan [#102]alright i'll record it because i can't express in text.
here is the file
turkey_hate.mp3
no thats cheating i want you to type it out
number2_cNed_fan [#104]but its not possible
but my question implies that it has to be possible, thats why I said "the most hatred a human being can possibly express in text"
cartixuzi [#105]but my question implies that it has to be possible, thats why I said "the most hatred a human being can possibly express in text"
ok here, I wrote in this because vlr doesn't let me put that much text
turkey_hate.txt
number2_cNed_fan [#6]NA aint even the best in their own region buddy
LATAM clears
do NOT google which team won Champs 2023 π€¦π€¦π€¦
number2_cNed_fan [#106]ok here, I wrote in this because vlr doesn't let me put that much text
turkey_hate.txt
I feel like you're dodging the question here, that is a Rickroll link!
number2_cNed_fan [#13]πΏπ§πΎββοΈ
wtf i just realized the cNed emoji is woman:beard
NOOOOOOOOOOO
π
valorant_player [#107]do NOT google which team won Champs 2023 π€¦π€¦π€¦
boostio is chilean, demon1 is russian and c0m is brazilian
anyth1ng [#110]boostio is chilean, demon1 is russian and c0m is brazilian
true, real NA fans only cheer for Navajo Nation Esports
anyth1ng [#110]boostio is chilean, demon1 is russian and c0m is brazilian
least retarded br0nzil user
GKeepItReal [#112]least retarded br0nzil user
hey buddy i dont think you are keeping it real π«π«π«βπ»βπ»βπ»
valorant_player [#107]do NOT google which team won Champs 2023 π€¦π€¦π€¦
do NOT google who eliminated almost every EMEA team in champs 2023 and carved an EMEA free path for EG
cartixuzi [#108]I feel like you're dodging the question here, that is a Rickroll link!
πΆβπ«οΈ
number2_cNed_fan [#114]do NOT google who eliminated almost every EMEA team in champs 2023 and carved an EMEA free path for EG
hey thats why you are my favorite vlr.gg user
number2_cNed_fan [#114]do NOT google who eliminated almost every EMEA team in champs 2023 and carved an EMEA free path for EG
do NOT google when FUT play next
anyth1ng [#113]hey buddy i dont think you are keeping it real π«π«π«βπ»βπ»βπ»
Owned that fraud holy ππ―