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G2 Demon1 will win his 2nd champs trophy and mvp 🔥🔥🔥🔥

CN: EDG-only got to ewc cause their region is bums
PAC: TLN-how are you worse than when you had g0vernor and b0n
EMEA: VIT-supposed "super team" only was good cause of trexx
AME: s0n-only gets to intls cause the region is dog ass besides G2

XSET 22, NRG 23, G2 24, SEN 25 were NEVER close to winning a trophy.

G2 Demon1/Jawgemo duo WILL save NA

s0n is washed lil bro

j0hn is shit who refuses to be a team player and let his players play their better roles
z0llsis
b0ng is somkes merchant
n0rrate has mental of wet paper bag
z0kk0n is adderal junkie whos hairline is paying the price

2021-2 good teams (SEN and ENVY)
2022-1 good team (OPTC)
2023-1 good team (EG)
2024-1 good team (SEN)
2025-1 good team (G2)

Now if G2 lose Leaf that number will go from 1 to 0 and NA will be finished. Sad sight to see, we went from winning a trophy every year to this

20 hours until GOAT returns on Pacific stage and the NS champs 25 winning run starts

So excited!

didnt forget VIT -that team aint doing shit

just say you dont know ball

1. Pacific-3-6 team region (GENG, PRX, NS, with T1, RRQ, and DRX having potential)
2. EMEA-3-5 team region (FNC, TL, TH, with BBL and KC having potential)
   gap
3. CN-1-3 team region (WOL with EDG and BLG having potential)
4. AME-1 team region (G2)

Leo come back but hes absolute dog shit and nobody ever considers him the goat again
OR
Prime Tenz comes back and solidifies himself as the goat

ngl this one is tough but i gotta go with option 1

Supamen is goated bro

Cryo-duel
Asuna-duel
Eeiu-init
Zander-smoke igl
Supamen-smoke

FNC got 2nd at
Reykjavik 21
Toronto
EWC

TH got 2nd at
Shanghai
Champs 24

NA is the weakest region by far-heres how id fix it

100T -b00stio +Supamen
G2- j0gm0w +icy
LEV -c0m +Derrek
NRG -eth0n +Nature

EG
+Jawgemo (smoke/duel)
+Ethan (flex)
+cum (initiator)
+boostio (senti igl)

Thoughts ?

These are all roster moves that happened in Valorant Simulator-which do you think is the most random?

NAVI Mako
TL Zmjkk
NRG Rglmeister
KRU Oxy
100T Frz and Jzz
TH Sacy
NS BcJ
ASE Yay
TEC Less
AG cNed
JDG Shahzam (from Taiwan)
BLG Hades_Loves_Rb
TE Dapr

just stealing my content shamless

bump

TEC: We can beat TH easy bro 🤡
TH: but we have Boo 🗿
Boo aces them💀 agressive phonk starts playing 💀
+INFINITE aura 🥶
T0C: Im cookd bro

FUT
Xeus
Woot
Riens
Mrfalin
Yetujey

trade r000ns 💩💩 for Derrek 🐐🐐
trade w00t 🤢🤢 for Serial 🔥🔥

-BUMstio 🗑️🗑️🗑️ +Nature 😲😲
-EWWU 👃🤢🤢 + Derrek 🐐🐐

who says no?

this is why 100T are dogass. A player has 1 good game out of 15 and decide to keep him

NRG is good again

comeback to us Dort...

For 5 years DRX have gotten 0 results, heres the solution

-m0k0 💩💩dog shit bum ass player 0 trophies
+Dambi🐐🐐🐐 Goated young player 1 trophy

Make it happen

(PLEASE FALL FOR IT DRX)

100T: trade b00stio 💩💩 for Nature 🐐🐐
G2: trade shitgemo 🤮🤮 for Icy 🧊🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
LEV: trade cum 🗑️🗑️🗑️for Derrek 🤤🤤
SEN: trade n0rr0te 🤓🤓for Supaman🦸🦸🦸

This will fix americas fs

(please fall for it please please please)

ok ok I get it-we havent seen the new NS-but the rest still stands-G2 w/Leaf isnt here, TL isnt here, FPX isnt here

Best team from each region isnt even here 😭😭

AME: G2 w/Leaf
EU: TL
PAC: NS
CN: FPX

Bro is always involved with some drama vs EU at 12-11, first turret now this

Picking up Zander over Skuba
Not getting Jawgemo in 2024
The sage comp
Asuna

After being dropped from DRX
Rb-greatest player itw
Buzz-won trophy
Stax-won trophy
Foxy9-droping nukes
Zest-hes trying his best

Demon1 good without Ch0t
Ethan igl good without Ch0t
Victor decent without Ch0t
Crashies good without Ch0t
Marved

it took me and elysium like 10 attempts to beat King Slime on expert atp I need all the help I can get 😭😭

oh is it terraria! I started playing last week calamity mod and im still learning-sorry if I misunderstood!

Yeah I remember Reykjavik too-Crazy how Suygetsu mvpd every game and dropped a 5.0 rating, it was so bad Riot had to scrub all our memories of it ever occuring making up some story about "visa issues" and "TL qualifying instead"

because corrode is the worst map ever realesed and they are saving the viewers eyes from having to watch it

have i reached unc status tf does this mean

fr0gga

Yes there is logic behind this
No i dont gaf
Yes this is 100% accurate

1. Rb 🐐 (no explanation needed)
2. Yay (greatest prime in val, only val player to win esports player of the year)
3. Tacolilla (best player in t2)
4. Shanks (Replied to me on twitter)
5. Elysium (my carry)
6. Chichoo (I like trains)
7. Scream (Only player to use his kayo molly as a flash)
8. Txozin (won EG champs)
9. Hades (Bronze 3 Jett demon)
10. Nats (hes kinda good ig)

HM: Texture (looks like he gives good hugs)

tf? why you slandering the greateast player oat?

Saw a tweet saying "This [anime] trope where a team kicks out the "Useless" member of their party and realizes he was actually the one carrying them the whole time NEEDS to be STOPPED"

and at first I thought it was a VCT tweet because of how true it is for so many teams-everyone in the community calling for a player to be cut and now that theyre gone they can see how much that team needed them

Some examples I can think of

SEN Sacy
GENG Lakia
DRX Rb
DRX Zest
DRX Stax
EDG S1mon
GIA Rhyme
NAVI Doombros
TL Kaymk
FPX Berlin
TE Fengf
NRG Verno

"AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT SPRAYDOWN! AND THE LOCK DOWN WILL NOT DO SQUAT!" (DRX Rb 4k clutch vs OPTC Champs 22 Lower final map 5 haven)

and of course the classic
"Melsers got the spike; it's all the way in heaven, and he's dropped it! THAT'S THE SPIKE! the overheat moment, the positioning—what a blunder, what a whiff! It's match point for them—NO WAY! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! HE DIES OF FALL DAMAGE! This is absolutely absurd. I've never seen anything like that. What am I witnessing? What am I watching" (LEV vs XSET Copenhagen playoffs lower round 1 map 3 Haven 12-11)

madas just stupid

top 2 teams qual to champs
then 2 highest in points (that are not alr qualed) qual

NRG have to make top 2 to qual, or hope SEN/G2 get top 2 and they get more points than everyone

id like to nominate Hades-while all of these players have had amazing games at the top level NONE of them have gone 4-22 in bronze before like me

like a month ago

1. South Korea (Rb)
3. Russia (Kirya)

Elysium-Duelist
NRGSUPERFAN-Duelist
Hades-Flex
Revoke-Initator
Bluez-Smokes

NEED 2 MORE

COME WE NEED A 4TH and 5TH FOR 5 STACK NA EAST

RANK: DOESNT MATTER (can be bronze-radiant we are all different ranks)
PEOPLE:
Me (Hades)
Elysium
Bluez

PARTY CODE JMG834

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