Fun Facts about VLR Users

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NYANYANYANYAN

elysxxm: lowest iq in all of vlr
Laundry: cutest looking person ever
cloudberry: only person to take an L to nexusnomad
n1cf: doesnt have a brain!
aayan: boosted to diamond shitter cant avg 15 kills a game
dani: it claps when he walks 🤤
kirya: is smart cuz he likes gx I think
saber: is the coolest person ever!!!
canadaman: fake drg fan!!
kfan: most delusional fan out there
gamblenats: 2nd most delusional person out there
butterfly23: bandwagoner
hynix: smart mako fan
henbabyh: clippers fan 🤮🤮🤮
geospilced: fake flagger!

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Laundry

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Laundry: cutest looking person ever

Thank you pookieeee :333333333
Unfortunately gonna have to report u for false info😔 cuz clearly the cutest is u! :3

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ArterieX

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Just buy this and get the online flirting over
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/mar/23/chinese-startup-invents-long-distance-kissing-machine

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SleepingSnorlax

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Holy shit that is wild

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ArterieX

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Is this post just been made to flirt with Laundry ?

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uwukitten

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uwukitten: goat

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grisx23

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uwuuky solos I am

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GambleNats

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cant even achieve first in my own catergory of shame :,(

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HydrogenBomb

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Real

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n1cf

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ok nihso

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Yistyy

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I disagree with most of these.

#10

NYANYANYANYAN

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Explain!

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Yistyy

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some examples, calling aayan a "boosted shitter" is not only fucked up, but also just objectively false. or insulting both elysium and n1cf's intelligence when they're actually pretty smart.

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Goonster

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where am i?

#12

Aayan

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aayan: boosted to diamond shitter cant avg 15 kills a game

woah woah woah
I just dropped this
https://i.imgur.com/iYFKlF3.png

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NYANYANYANYAN

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chose a game from 8 months ago 💀 ur last 30 games all bot frag. boosted hardstuck d1 💀

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Aayan

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nah nah nah
it says 41m ago right there

in fact i just dropped another one rn
https://i.imgur.com/pKdCAHE.png

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Itsover

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diamond 1💀💀💀💀

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Aayan

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i dont get to play that much anymore 😭

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Itsover

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dw diamond is still higher than half of vlr

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NYANYANYANYAN

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cant do it 3 in a row tho

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ButterflyEffect23

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0/8

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Hynix

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ts aint even bait lock in assfly23😂

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ButterflyEffect23

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yawn

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nobody___100

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come on bruh why are you t1 bandwagon

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Reimsy

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no way henbabyh is a clips fan

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Conceit

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Don't ever lie about CanadaMan again! He's the most passionate DRG fan out there!!!

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H3ENnZ

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yo stop dickriding yo

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cloudberry

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Also elysxxm, n1cf, Aayan, kfan, GambleNats, ButterflyEffect23, Hynix, geospliced, and I think me are all wrong (and I can give reasoning for all of these)

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NYANYANYANYAN

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elysxxm thinks Bron > jokic 💀💀💀
n1cf
aayan is showing my tracker stats
kfan likes z00k and bet on g0x
nUts fan
butterfly
hynix is a smart man cuz he loves mako
geospilced is not Canadian!!!
Clownberry 🤡

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cloudberry

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elysxxm won a jeopardy game so he by definition can't be the lowest iq
n1cf is alive and thereby has a brain
Aayan is peak Ascendant
you're more delusional than kfan
you and nihso are both more delusional than GambleNats
ButterflyEffect23 has been a T1 fan for WAY longer than they were good
Hynix is a moron
geospliced's doing uni in Canada
What are you even talking about

Lmk if I missed anything

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Hynix

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"hynix is a moron"

correct geng prediction (i knew from the start geng wasn't that good, their micro sucks)
correct trace prediction (ch0na)
correct j0nggg/p00p0r0x prediction

where exactly did i miss lmao

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cloudberry

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Literally everywhere else

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Hynix

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specify lmao, all my takes have either had reason behind them or have turned out to be true

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cloudberry

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I didn't say you're always wrong, I said you're a moron

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delighted

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ur ass nitpicked the teams u hate the most, DRX lost to fucking T1 with Sylvan LMAO

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Hynix

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is it a crime to lose to the event winners or am i just missing out on your sarcasm🥀

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delighted

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u were talking so much shit om how DRX was the strongest team itw, and then they lost to FUCKING vitality lmao

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Hynix

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find one time i said ts lmao i was yappin my ass off about how t1 was the most promising korean team during off-season while drx was getting like 6 rounds vs talon

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delighted

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fair but u still dickride DRX way too much

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nobody___100

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"you and nihso"

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cloudberry

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If he wants to keep saying he's not nihso then I'll just force his hand ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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danii1

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HOW AM I THE ONE NOT WRONG??

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cloudberry

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It's probably wrong but I can't give reasoning so I didn't bring it up

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Disastered

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wow

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Tempest24

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clippers fan is wild😭

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saebr

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though you're not here anymore, i still hear the whispers of your honey toned voice, dearest nyanyanyanyan

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SleepingSnorlax

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I will give you a tip go and visit to a psychiatrist someday

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kfan4238173

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Aren’t u ascendant 1? Chill on aayan.

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geospliced

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Most of these facts are just straight up false, making them not facts at all.