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we type and we dont judge -vlr edition

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#1
svionSKR

as a kid I had very bad habit of drinking water before serving it to guests . --we just type

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bronzil_enjoyer
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i can't greet people :(

#3
Froggy0_0
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you drink from the water you give to the guests
or different water

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svionSKR
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Froggy0_0 [#3]

you drink from the water you give to the guests
or different water

we type we DON'T JUDGE --(what do you think a 3-4 year old "innocent kid" will do) .

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svionSKR
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bronzil_enjoyer [#2]

i can't greet people :(

hello .! how was your day mate ?

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Froggy0_0
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svionSKR [#4]

we type we DON'T JUDGE --(what do you think a 3-4 year old "innocent kid" will do) .

who is making a 3-4 year old serve water to guests

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HenBabyH
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My pee smells really bad

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bronzil_enjoyer
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svionSKR [#5]

hello .! how was your day mate ?

just as any other average day what about u

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svionSKR
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Froggy0_0 [#6]

who is making a 3-4 year old serve water to guests

Its fine in my culture . Nothing too big for a 3-4 year old to carry two glasses of water from kitchen to hall .

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Uribaba
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HenBabyH [#7]

My pee smells really bad

Drink water

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svionSKR
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bronzil_enjoyer [#8]

just as any other average day what about u

nothing too extra went just like any other normal day .

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svionSKR
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Uribaba [#10]

Drink water

did you get this advice from Dr. JHATKA

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Uribaba
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svionSKR [#12]

did you get this advice from Dr. JHATKA

Nah from my mother

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butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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i like to eat oreos filled with colgate

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FrenchToast
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i tend to speed when driving
it’s a bad habit to be changed in 2025 :(

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Aayan
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im bad at replying to compliments
idk what to say without it coming off as having a big ego

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Galactc
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Aayan [#16]

im bad at replying to compliments
idk what to say without it coming off as having a big ego

Hate egotistical people so much idk what to reply with because I don't want to become what I hate so I feel this heavily

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ortuh
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I bite my nails way too much and too far down lmfao. 2025 surely the year i stop 🙌

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Realm3098
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I love femboys

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Hades_Loves_Rb
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I love cats and am currently cat sitting my friends cat despite being allergic to them (they are just so cute I push through the constant sneezing and red eyes)

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svionSKR
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FrenchToast [#15]

i tend to speed when driving
it’s a bad habit to be changed in 2025 :(

All the best mate!

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HenBabyH [#7]

My pee smells really bad

Drink water and cranberry juice

Fix your diet potentially as well + incorporate veggies

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svionSKR
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butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#14]

i like to eat oreos filled with colgate

Hmm. Good solution to avoid cavities.

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svionSKR
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ortuh [#18]

I bite my nails way too much and too far down lmfao. 2025 surely the year i stop 🙌

Someone in every single family around the globe got this habit .
All the best !

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svionSKR
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Aayan [#16]

im bad at replying to compliments
idk what to say without it coming off as having a big ego

Oh my gawd ! the clutch maestro.
Big fan sir . xD

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unknown_trash
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Everyone thinks I'm super productive and an academic weapon but I just procrastinate constantly

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kanyefan4238173
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FrenchToast [#15]

i tend to speed when driving
it’s a bad habit to be changed in 2025 :(

i usually text and drive :(

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HenBabyH
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flanador [#22]

Drink water and cranberry juice

Fix your diet potentially as well + incorporate veggies

https://www.vlr.gg/417428/why-i-don-t-eat-vegetables

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Aayan [#16]

im bad at replying to compliments
idk what to say without it coming off as having a big ego

i would compliment them back most cases tbh

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H3ENnZ
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I impersonated mako and tricked one of my friends bc Hynix and his mako threads are so annoying

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Neonfreak
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In elementary school I was upset that my best friend was ignoring me and talking to girls in P.E. so when we were running laps I tripped him to get his attention but he fell and broke his collarbone but he didn't see who tripped him so I never told him it was me. Sorry Jack :/

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Neonfreak [#31]

In elementary school I was upset that my best friend was ignoring me and talking to girls in P.E. so when we were running laps I tripped him to get his attention but he fell and broke his collarbone but he didn't see who tripped him so I never told him it was me. Sorry Jack :/

bro i have something similar was playing manhunt (different version of the game tag) and was chasing my friend through the school, he goes round a corner so i change direction to cut him off, come from his side and push him hard, he falls down 2 steps and smacks his head against a wall losing two teeth. didn’t know it was me as he last saw me behind not to the side, but i always felt bad about it haha

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This is so fucking cringe

#MVGA #MAKEVLRGREATAGAIN

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Oil_up_buddy
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I can't comprehend the life , the purpose and the consciousness of it . Death scares me , not the dying part but what happens after . Eternal nothingness . All of our memories, just fades in moments .the world keeps on going without you... Sometimes it fills me with dread .
Sometimes i wish i was a spiritual person . I wish i could just accept that there is still something after the death without asking for proofs and rational thinking. That our lives have a purpose . I wish i was a believer . Wishing is the only thing i can do because no matter how hard i try my minds way of thinking would never let me internalise it .

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dort
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This is so fucking cringe

#MVGA #MAKEVLRGREATAGAIN

this site became a hell hole the moment i went on vacation

they really need my supervision

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z12
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dort [#35]

this site became a hell hole the moment i went on vacation

they really need my supervision

kek

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nobody___100
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im bad at having conversations irl with people i dont know well
unless i spend a lot of time with them i won't know what to say beyond small talk

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Oil_up_buddy
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nobody___100 [#37]

im bad at having conversations irl with people i dont know well
unless i spend a lot of time with them i won't know what to say beyond small talk

The Silence is deafening .

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Anoymouse
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dort [#35]

this site became a hell hole the moment i went on vacation

they really need my supervision

yea idk what the hell this site has become

Can't wait for offseason to end.

#MVGA #MAKEVLRGREATAGAIN

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Aayan
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dort [#35]

this site became a hell hole the moment i went on vacation

they really need my supervision

Where did you go on vacation

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SAMPV6
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butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#14]

i like to eat oreos filled with colgate

not the first time I've heard about this one unfortunately

#42
saebr
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nobody___100 [#37]

im bad at having conversations irl with people i dont know well
unless i spend a lot of time with them i won't know what to say beyond small talk

its easy. but its hard if they dont give you a lot to work with

for example if ask them what they like to do and branch off that even if you don't have any particular interest in it

"i like to draw"

oh wow how long have you been drawing?
what do you normally draw?
i saw a really cool art piece the other day and it's just so impressive to me how someone can be this good

"i like to skateboard"

oh skateboarding? a lot of my friends are into it but i've never gotten that into it, looks really fun.
i've used a scooter before, they hurt
i heard skateboards can be costly

"i like to watch tv"

whats your favorite show
how much tv do you watch?
i should watch more tv, i hear about alot of good shows

even though they all seem kind of dumb and straightforward, any material can easily branch into a 30 minute topic and the information you learn in those 30 minutes can extend into another 30 minutes if you wanted. and if you run out of things to talk about then try and bring up something that was mentioned earlier, or something you did earlier the same day if you really are out of stuff. in most cases they're also stumbling for things to talk about so when you think about it like that you can talk about mostly anything. the harder part for me is approaching people but after that, conversing comes so easily.

but if they're giving you responses like "idk" as the answer to "what do you like to do" then you cannot do much. it's not your fault so don't attribute it to your lack of communication .its because you're talking to someone who doesn't want to talk

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unknown_trash
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HenBabyH [#28]

https://www.vlr.gg/417428/why-i-don-t-eat-vegetables

vegetables contain essential micronutrients that are very very hard to obtain from other foods. some vegetables also contain essential amino acids that the human body simply cannot synthesise on its own. amino acids are the building blocks for all the proteins in our body, and without these essential amino acids, you can get very serious diseases. EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!!!!!

#44
RandomToastyy
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I really hate henbabyh idk why

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dort
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Aayan [#40]

Where did you go on vacation

florida

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unilarity
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butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#14]

i like to eat oreos filled with colgate

aren't there problems if you eat toothpaste (genuine question)

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Aayan
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dort [#45]

florida

nice i've always wanted to go
how did you find it

#48
Minimalist
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I ate a cat

#49
Abcdefg
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catNmouse [#29]

i would compliment them back most cases tbh

yea most of the time I scramble to find something I like about them, or a shyly say thank you

#50
ionlyHave1Zuni
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Minimalist [#48]

I ate a cat

i will eat another

#51
SAMPV6
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VLR I'm a horndog icl i'm sorry

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Neonfreak
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ortuh [#32]

bro i have something similar was playing manhunt (different version of the game tag) and was chasing my friend through the school, he goes round a corner so i change direction to cut him off, come from his side and push him hard, he falls down 2 steps and smacks his head against a wall losing two teeth. didn’t know it was me as he last saw me behind not to the side, but i always felt bad about it haha

no literally the guilt is still with me. Also I did NOT know manhunt was a universal game that shit was so fun especially when we played at night

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froggy_lol
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I like to cover myself in tomato sauce and sit in a hot tub so that I feel like a piece of spaghetti

#54
froggy_lol
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froggy_lol [#53]

I like to cover myself in tomato sauce and sit in a hot tub so that I feel like a piece of spaghetti

Fuck I said it again

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dort
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Aayan [#47]

nice i've always wanted to go
how did you find it

couple days ago i saw piss stains on one of our hotel mattresses

other than that it's been pretty nice

#56
milflover92
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SAMPV6 [#51]

VLR I'm a horndog icl i'm sorry

you can say that again sister

#57
butterdog_dogwithdabutter
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unilarity [#46]

aren't there problems if you eat toothpaste (genuine question)

it feels funny in the stomach for like 4-5 minutes but then it subsides

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idkmanwth
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dort [#55]

couple days ago i saw piss stains on one of our hotel mattresses

other than that it's been pretty nice

what did the management say? (assuming you complained about it)

#59
Ryujin2K
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I'm homophobic 😔

#60
Prancer
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Ryujin2K [#59]

I'm homophobic 😔

I'm judging you

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sp0rtsman
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Im a professional athlete, I was competing at the highest junior level competitions, but now this season never started for me, cause of the injuries (it was supposed to be my first senior season) and I just want to leave my sport

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LordItachi
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Oil_up_buddy [#34]

I can't comprehend the life , the purpose and the consciousness of it . Death scares me , not the dying part but what happens after . Eternal nothingness . All of our memories, just fades in moments .the world keeps on going without you... Sometimes it fills me with dread .
Sometimes i wish i was a spiritual person . I wish i could just accept that there is still something after the death without asking for proofs and rational thinking. That our lives have a purpose . I wish i was a believer . Wishing is the only thing i can do because no matter how hard i try my minds way of thinking would never let me internalise it .

Brother nothing is as serious, you don't need to leave a mark or make everyone/anyone proud. If you actually try being happy or good to yourself you won't think about such things. This might sound offensive but These things only comes to mind when you have too much free time on hand or are procrastinating/ not doing what you know you should be doing . If you actually do something productive progressively you won't think of such things.

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Froggy0_0
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butterdog_dogwithdabutter [#57]

it feels funny in the stomach for like 4-5 minutes but then it subsides

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

#64
Froggy0_0
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FrenchToast [#15]

i tend to speed when driving
it’s a bad habit to be changed in 2025 :(

i don't see a problem here.

#65
Waking_W
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RandomToastyy [#44]

I really hate henbabyh idk why

Nothing to judge here

#66
svionSKR
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sp0rtsman [#61]

Im a professional athlete, I was competing at the highest junior level competitions, but now this season never started for me, cause of the injuries (it was supposed to be my first senior season) and I just want to leave my sport

won't say i understand but stay strong my man!

#67
melvinkoekemans
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unknown_trash [#26]

Everyone thinks I'm super productive and an academic weapon but I just procrastinate constantly

tfw people say "you mustve studied so hard for this 94/100" when youve been playing valorant the entire week before the test

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melvinkoekemans
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nobody___100 [#37]

im bad at having conversations irl with people i dont know well
unless i spend a lot of time with them i won't know what to say beyond small talk

bro i have the exact opposite
i vibe with people i dont know
but when its someone i do know then idk what to say to them cause i feel like ive already told them everything

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Hynix
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H3ENnZ [#30]

I impersonated mako and tricked one of my friends bc Hynix and his mako threads are so annoying

you might be fat but you'll never have this talent

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unknown_trash
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melvinkoekemans [#67]

tfw people say "you mustve studied so hard for this 94/100" when youve been playing valorant the entire week before the test

This was me from the ages of 11 to 18 😭 . No one believed me when I told them I waste my time until they actually saw how often I played video games in secondary school and sixth form (middle/high school for those who aren't from the UK)

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sp0rtsman
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svionSKR [#66]

won't say i understand but stay strong my man!

thx man

#72
dort
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idkmanwth [#58]

what did the management say? (assuming you complained about it)

(assuming you complained about it)

sister got it cleaned

#73
bronzil_enjoyer
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nobody___100 [#37]

im bad at having conversations irl with people i dont know well
unless i spend a lot of time with them i won't know what to say beyond small talk

plus 1

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bronzil_enjoyer
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unknown_trash [#26]

Everyone thinks I'm super productive and an academic weapon but I just procrastinate constantly

plus 1

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