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| Country: | Switzerland |
| Registered: | August 29, 2020 |
| Last post: | May 8, 2024 at 4:32 PM |
| Posts: | 1732 |
feels like navi take second map and then on the third, everything can happen
K0rya femb0y
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When I was scrolling vlr and watching tacticalrab the other day, my girlfriend saw my screen and asked me if I was vlr. I was surprised because she is a csgo fan and doesn't know anything about valorant. She explained that her ex-boyfriend was into vlr and talked about it all the time. Apparently he has over 10,000 posts on vlr and he even got over 100 upvotes on a post once. I feel extremely insecure now because I struggle with posting interesting content most of the time and I have less likes and posts than my girlfriends ex. My gf keeps assuring me that my low posts doesn't bother her, but now every time I am on vlr I keep thinking how her ex wouldve already come up with an interesting vlr post. I just can't get the image of him easily coming up with good posts and getting so many likes. Every time he posts something on vlr and sees the upvotes counter on his screen go up he must smile and think how much of a loser his girlfriend's new boyfriend is. I am afraid that he raised the bar so much that I will never live up to his standard. My girlfriend will always compare him to me, and she will never be satisfied with my vlr posts. Do you have any tips on how I can get better than this guy? Or do you think it's futile and I will always live under this guy's shadow?
i dont see a word abt 100T in my comment🧐🧐🧐
HerAsuna
Country: United States
Registered: May 1, 2024
Last post: May 4, 2024 at 4:22 PM
Posts: 8
I lost my money cause i bet 19.5 under and prx just throws it💀💀💀
1.65 for NaVi after the first map is better than 1.17 before xDD
thats your personal opinion, there is no objective reason stated
Valorantle EMEA #54 3/8
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maybe a little bit, cant remember cause it was a few years ago, btw very happy with superlight
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking
in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
bros butthurt that his baits get exposed
both of them deserve to be on the list tbh
the chat is using it, so you are wrong once again
Actually benjyfishy is a very skilled player in his own right who reinforces on the weaknesses of heretics. He may not have the craziest aim or the flashiest plays but he is doing something every single round! He is a fantastic player and has more than deserved his spot!
pls doctor, help all these mentally ill people with this flag
prx win it all, cuz they got papi something
search is literally jet pilot💀💀💀
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