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VLR CONFESSIONS

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#1
HenBabyH

This is a safe space for vlr users to confess to things and get them off their chest. This should be therapeutic and help everyone. I’ll go first. I play league of legends sometimes πŸ˜”

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Coures
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I bite my toenails off

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HenBabyH
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Coures [#2]

I bite my toenails off

thank you for sharing

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geometrix
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Ok, ready?

I was having fun at the waterslide when

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benjy
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fart fortnite

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ilovefrozenblueberries
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sometimes i play valorante naked cause its so hot outside

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HenBabyH
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benjy [#5]

fart fortnite

can we elaborate on that, Benjy?

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AstroGalaxy
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Every girl I look at gives me envy and makes me wanna smash my head in mirror

I edged to league of legend characters

A VLR user told me that they had a bf and it was loud flair

#9
HenBabyH
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ilovefrozenblueberries [#6]

sometimes i play valorante naked cause its so hot outside

how does it make you feel to do that?

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Psion
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AstroGalaxy [#8]

Every girl I look at gives me envy and makes me wanna smash my head in mirror

I edged to league of legend characters

A VLR user told me that they had a bf and it was loud flair

WHAT THE FUCK

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Psion
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HenBabyH [#7]

can we elaborate on that, Benjy?

i think thats a kink benjy is into

#12
number2_cNed_fan
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geometrix [#4]

Ok, ready?

I was having fun at the waterslide when

NOOOO

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babysasuke
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AstroGalaxy [#8]

Every girl I look at gives me envy and makes me wanna smash my head in mirror

I edged to league of legend characters

A VLR user told me that they had a bf and it was loud flair

aight not that safe

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CanadaMan
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I fart loud

#15
bronzil_enjoyer
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CanadaMan [#14]

I fart loud

average tmv mod

#16
CanadaMan
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bronzil_enjoyer [#15]

average tmv mod

nuh uh

#17
lemondou
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I get off on disrespecting y0y 😞

#18
7whanzussjwbsysbbejskaoao
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TS will probably choke again and not qualify for champs πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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SomeoneLikeU
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Coures [#2]

I bite my toenails off

Your not allowed now.

Jk

#20
SomeoneLikeU
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CanadaMan [#14]

I fart loud

You fart less, saadhak, tuyz?

#21
HenBabyH
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lemondou [#17]

I get off on disrespecting y0y 😞

i think we all do

#22
terribletyranny
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i dont like bosniaks

#23
Psion
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bronzil_enjoyer [#15]

average tmv mod

does this mean TMV is the head farter?

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terribletyranny
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AstroGalaxy [#8]

Every girl I look at gives me envy and makes me wanna smash my head in mirror

I edged to league of legend characters

A VLR user told me that they had a bf and it was loud flair

got carried away did you

#25
bronzil_enjoyer
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Psion [#23]

does this mean TMV is the head farter?

yeah final boss

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Realm3098
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I want to kms

#27
bronzil_enjoyer
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Realm3098 [#26]

I want to kms

why mr kiwi954 :((

#28
botfragger432
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I hate benkai , he's washed :(((

#29
Realm3098
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bronzil_enjoyer [#27]

why mr kiwi954 :((

Life has been rough lately

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geospliced
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I want to find love but I should accept that it isn't happening before I graduate.

#31
saebr
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geospliced [#30]

I want to find love but I should accept that it isn't happening before I graduate.

why is graduation is used so often as love milestone... checkpoint... or whatever? i don't see much problem in not experiencing much love before you graduate. a lot of classmates are so childish and you aren't meeting many new people. but if you're about to graduate, and have someone you like, then ask them out. you won't see them again anyway if they reject you XD

#32
bronzil_enjoyer
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Realm3098 [#29]

Life has been rough lately

you'll bounce back brother

#33
Coures
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SomeoneLikeU [#19]

Your not allowed now.

Jk

u got a problem with it?

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zJos
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geospliced
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saebr [#31]

why is graduation is used so often as love milestone... checkpoint... or whatever? i don't see much problem in not experiencing much love before you graduate. a lot of classmates are so childish and you aren't meeting many new people. but if you're about to graduate, and have someone you like, then ask them out. you won't see them again anyway if they reject you XD

It is for me because I am probably going to go somewhere very far away. Another thing is that there's nobody I like in my school lol. If there was and I asked them out and they said yes then we'd probably have to break up when I go far away anyways.

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geospliced [#35]

It is for me because I am probably going to go somewhere very far away. Another thing is that there's nobody I like in my school lol. If there was and I asked them out and they said yes then we'd probably have to break up when I go far away anyways.

oh i see. sorry to hear. though, it will work out wherever you're going, i believe in you! (though, long distance relationships are getting more and more common these days!)

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ALoKi007
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When I was 2y/o I pooped in my underwear 🫒🫣

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ItsHunter
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AstroGalaxy [#8]

Every girl I look at gives me envy and makes me wanna smash my head in mirror

I edged to league of legend characters

A VLR user told me that they had a bf and it was loud flair

there is not a single safe space in the world that could torture that kind of information outta me

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ItsHunter
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Psion [#23]

does this mean TMV is the head farter?

head farter is crazy x_x

#40
CoCloudy
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my tummy hurt πŸ˜“

#41
Corny
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lot of times where I shit n wipe but don't flush

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LilRickyy
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ItsHunter [#38]

there is not a single safe space in the world that could torture that kind of information outta me

Nardwuar already knows this information.

#43
DSGFan
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PURGE

BURN IT ALL FROM MY MEMORY

WHY DID I READ THIS

BURN IT ALL

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geospliced
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saebr [#36]

oh i see. sorry to hear. though, it will work out wherever you're going, i believe in you! (though, long distance relationships are getting more and more common these days!)

Thanks for the support, it means a lot to me!

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CoCloudy
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Corny [#41]

lot of times where I shit n wipe but don't flush

ok wtf

#46
Schneefeuer1
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im evading taxes :)

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unilarity
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DSGFan [#43]

PURGE

BURN IT ALL FROM MY MEMORY

WHY DID I READ THIS

BURN IT ALL

real

#48
Schneefeuer1
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Corny [#41]

lot of times where I shit n wipe but don't flush

i dont wipe i let it crust

#49
Schneefeuer1
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CanadaMan [#14]

I fart loud

c0n0d0 m0n

#50
kbkdark
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I helped the guy that showed the twin towers in the Dublin-New York portal, because he said he wanted to show a picture of his dog, but he changed the photo in the last second 🀑

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9xmBxUqI5Y

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FusionLULW
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kbkdark [#50]

I helped the guy that showed the twin towers in the Dublin-New York portal, because he said he wanted to show a picture of his dog, but he changed the photo in the last second 🀑

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9xmBxUqI5Y

L-lmfaooo thats acc crazy

#52
ilovefrozenblueberries
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AstroGalaxy [#8]

Every girl I look at gives me envy and makes me wanna smash my head in mirror

I edged to league of legend characters

A VLR user told me that they had a bf and it was loud flair

was one of the characters pajama guardian ezreal

#53
1001VOLTS
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I uninstalled Valorant.

#54
StyrofoamOne
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i suffer from an intense case of ultra-procrastination
i need someone to shout the shit out of me to cure this

#55
BruteAXE
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i play chamber bcuz i wiff alot and not that i have great aim

#56
Zephyros
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i might look ok but deep down i just want to retake my passport pic

#57
ragegrexo
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benjy [#5]

fart fortnite

bumji is bad in clash royale

#58
GNub
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StyrofoamOne [#54]

i suffer from an intense case of ultra-procrastination
i need someone to shout the shit out of me to cure this

i second this
it's actually becoming unhealthy for me

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Zerphyr1
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I feel bad for others bc I’m very accomplished in all aspects

#60
StyrofoamOne
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GNub [#58]

i second this
it's actually becoming unhealthy for me

im in the middle of lifechanging exams right now and im still on vlr like wtf am i doing with my life

#61
Number_1_Sheydos_Fan
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saifer wy u ti pi?

#62
MeAngryNotHappy
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y0y

#63
kbkdark
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FusionLULW [#51]

L-lmfaooo thats acc crazy

When I saw this video, I was shocked LMAO

#64
benjy
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ragegrexo [#57]

bumji is bad in clash royale

This better not be kirito 😑😑😑😑😑 I’m a clasher don’t knock me

#65
Duxk
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πŸ˜”I’ve realized now that I enjoy B long on Pearl

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bronzil_enjoyer
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StyrofoamOne [#60]

im in the middle of lifechanging exams right now and im still on vlr like wtf am i doing with my life

wow we the same πŸ—Ώ

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Yory
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i suck at valorant πŸ˜”

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fun_at_the_waterslide
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geometrix [#4]

Ok, ready?

I was having fun at the waterslide when

Go on

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ragegrexo
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benjy [#64]

This better not be kirito 😑😑😑😑😑 I’m a clasher don’t knock me

you suck buddy?
who is kirito

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doc_octavius
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i actually hate fracture and i love pearl and ascent

#71
AcidXD
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Coures [#2]

I bite my toenails off

Do you suck you own toes?

#72
Coures
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AcidXD [#71]

Do you suck you own toes?

1: no
2: i wish my feet before biting my nails off

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cloudberry
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StyrofoamOne [#54]

i suffer from an intense case of ultra-procrastination
i need someone to shout the shit out of me to cure this

WHAT ARE YOU DOING GET BACK TO WORK

#74
Sk00d
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Coures [#72]

1: no
2: i wish my feet before biting my nails off

you wish for what? bigger feet?

#75
1phnxe
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terribletyranny [#22]

i dont like bosniaks

aight bro lets keep the genocides in the past and consider therapy as an alternative

#76
1phnxe
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bronzil_enjoyer [#32]

you'll bounce back brother

bounce on my D πŸ€—πŸ₯°

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1phnxe
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Schneefeuer1 [#48]

i dont wipe i let it crust

actually wtf

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Vividogre
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Fnatic is actually back and gonna win 9-0 in maps.

#79
Schneefeuer1
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1phnxe [#77]

actually wtf

natural underwear

#80
Coures
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Sk00d [#74]

you wish for what? bigger feet?

i wash*

#81
ionlyHave1Zuni
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i edged to fortnite Chun li multiple times

#82
benjy
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ionlyHave1Zuni [#81]

i edged to fortnite Chun li multiple times

U still have time to edit this

#83
Vegaaa
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i like men

#84
Dolphin
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SomeoneLikeU [#20]

You fart less, saadhak, tuyz?

He farts quick

#85
MANIAC8686
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i shit in my pants when i was a kid and i have a small penis (until this day πŸ˜”)

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MANIAC8686 [#85]

i shit in my pants when i was a kid and i have a small penis (until this day πŸ˜”)

I also had a small penis when I was a kid and I shit in my pants until this day too.

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i was like 15 my moms " friend " brought her daughter over and they spent the night, for somereason she was in my room and things happened, like 4 years later my mom said she was my cousin...........

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cloudberry
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MANIAC8686 [#85]

i shit in my pants when i was a kid and i have a small penis (until this day πŸ˜”)

Okay, I'm sorry, I just really need to know. How do you even know you have a small penis? Did you just like... get this idea one day to pull down your pants and hold a ruler up to your penis or something...? Or are you just guessing

#89
xSaneZ
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Zephyros [#56]

i might look ok but deep down i just want to retake my passport pic

This ones too real

#90
tHERmal_
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Vegaaa [#83]

i like men

same

#91
proud_bandwagoners
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I paf to minecraft videos

#92
Duxk
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AdhesiveLizard [#87]

i was like 15 my moms " friend " brought her daughter over and they spent the night, for somereason she was in my room and things happened, like 4 years later my mom said she was my cousin...........

Yo??

#93
bronzil_enjoyer
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Duxk [#92]

Yo??

bro just made up shit

#94
number_1_Ego_fan
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AMERICAS > EMEA

#95
Blackheart
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I have not played a single game in valorant yet

#96
nematoma
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ive not been on a single date since 2 years and it sucks

#97
benjy
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Psion [#11]

i think thats a kink benjy is into

WELL ISNT THIS IRONIC NOW

#98
munchObligyattion
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saebr [#36]

oh i see. sorry to hear. though, it will work out wherever you're going, i believe in you! (though, long distance relationships are getting more and more common these days!)

FWB>>>>>>>>>>>>

#99
lielahh
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benjy [#97]

WELL ISNT THIS IRONIC NOW

LMFAOOOOO its over for lil zro

#100
ButterflyEffect23
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lielahh [#99]

LMFAOOOOO its over for lil zro

zro

#101
Jinxypoo
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ButterflyEffect23 [#100]

zro

Saying bro is brainrot. we have diverted to vro, zro & xro!

#102
ButterflyEffect23
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Jinxypoo [#101]

Saying bro is brainrot. we have diverted to vro, zro & xro!

what is xro...

#103
lielahh
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Zerphyr1 [#59]

I feel bad for others bc I’m very accomplished in all aspects

$150,000 of daddys money on high school fees?

#104
cloudberry
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benjy [#97]

WELL ISNT THIS IRONIC NOW

That's a crazy way to necro a thread

#105
Waking_W
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nematoma [#96]

ive not been on a single date since 2 years and it sucks

Brother, people on this site haven’t been on a date ever

#106
benjy
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cloudberry [#104]

That's a crazy way to necro a thread

Had to be done too ironic

#107
sideshowsbaldhead
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7whanzussjwbsysbbejskaoao [#18]

TS will probably choke again and not qualify for champs πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

goat

#108
Anguibok
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I don't play my favorite Agent, Viper, for the most stupid reason ever : For some weird reason I want to keep a positive winrate on her, I want it so bad that I stress a lot when I play her and I even become slightely toxic (I'm really really chill usually) and you know what's worse ? I'm not even talking about ranked, I'm talking about unranked (I'm still lvl 300 unranked)

I'm elosittting on UNRANKED !

#109
Anguibok
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benjy [#82]

U still have time to edit this

I respect her for that

#110
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ilovefrozenblueberries [#6]

sometimes i play valorante naked cause its so hot outside

Who the fuck does wear clothes in summer while alone in his room ? I hope everyone do that WTF

#111
Anguibok
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AstroGalaxy [#8]

Every girl I look at gives me envy and makes me wanna smash my head in mirror

I edged to league of legend characters

A VLR user told me that they had a bf and it was loud flair

Wait... Envy or arousal ? You want to be with her, you want to be her or both ?

#112
Anguibok
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Realm3098 [#26]

I want to kms

Take this virtual hug queen

Virtual hug sending

#113
Anguibok
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Schneefeuer1 [#46]

im evading taxes :)

Weird penitentiary name

#114
Anguibok
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kbkdark [#50]

I helped the guy that showed the twin towers in the Dublin-New York portal, because he said he wanted to show a picture of his dog, but he changed the photo in the last second 🀑

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9xmBxUqI5Y

Are you the Irish Jawad ?

#115
Anguibok
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BruteAXE [#55]

i play chamber bcuz i wiff alot and not that i have great aim

Sounds the worst agent to play in that situation

#116
localkoolkid
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On everyones soul I like dick

#117
yukky
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localkoolkid [#116]

On everyones soul I like dick

dude

#118
babi
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Sk00d [#74]

you wish for what? bigger feet?

I think bro tryna make a bag from OF

#119
Denjisideals
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I don't know what gooning is

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Rewu
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I love Feet. What else can I say? Absolutely marvelous. Stupendous. Utterly amazing, l'd say. The scale, the size, the shape all perfect. The perplexing scent may seem, to put it in the peasants' language, nasty, at first, but as you truly realize the beauty of feet, it grows on you. It's an incredible metaphor for life - even the most perfect thing will have a flaw, but it too must be appreciated, and in a way, it improves said thing' even more. But the best part is, undoubtedly, the taste. Ohhhh, ahhhh... scrumptious! Splendid! Superb! If it were up to me, 'd lick them all day, every day From the very tip of the heel to the ends of every single toe, as my tongue slowly drifts across the deserted surface. The burn you feel on your tongue feels odd and makes you feel uneasy at first, but it's part of the experience, and soon enough you learn to love it, as you start feeling it permanently. It's all you can feel But sucking the toes is truly the highlight. The mere thought of sticking them in my mouth makes me ejaculate poolworths of semern in seconds. The taste... oh, it's too good to describe with even the most complex of words! It truly is an inexplicible feeling that absolutely cannot be replicated. Uncultured virgins would argue that tits or ass are far superior and that liking feet is "weird (Ugh, even thinking of such an incellous claim makes my spine rattle in disgust!), but only the true intellectuals of the highest level will understand. Feet truly are perfect in every way, shape and form. This is not a matter of opinion, but rather a stated fact It cannot be debunked, for feet are objectively superior to all.

#121
AstroGalaxy
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Anguibok [#111]

Wait... Envy or arousal ? You want to be with her, you want to be her or both ?

envy

#122
nematoma
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Waking_W [#105]

Brother, people on this site haven’t been on a date ever

lmao i forgot i did this in last 2 months i went on 5 different dates and still talking with one girl now times change ig

#123
Sk00d
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babi [#118]

I think bro tryna make a bag from OF

gotta be big and clean for that

#124
kbkdark
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Anguibok [#114]

Are you the Irish Jawad ?

nah... I'm BR, but living in Ireland for a couple of months

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