Obelisk ain't live (he is the stinkiest VCC player ong)
| Flag: | Wales |
| Registered: | July 24, 2023 |
| Last post: | July 12, 2025 at 12:47 PM |
| Posts: | 2813 |
You say that but just wait till this actually happens in Champs 2025
RieNs with 14/65
Champs finals is KC vs TH, with the Paris crowd obviously rooting for KC
KC win the first map 13-4
KC win the second map 18-16
KC go up 12-3 on the third map
Wo0t is left in an impossible 1v5 and pulls out the most ridiculous clip in all of Valorant history
TH then comes back all the way to win the third map 15-13
TH then 13-0 the fourth map
TH then win the final map 31-29 in the greatest series of Valorant ever played
Come back to this
Masters Reykjavik 2021
Most clutches won: effys with 12/40
Highest clutch winrate: Jamppi with 3/9
Masters Berlin 2021
Most clutches won: Hiko with 9/44
Highest clutch winrate: Mazino with 5/13
Champions Berlin 2021
Most clutches won: Klaus with 10/38
Highest clutch winrate: v1xen with 3/7
Masters Reykjavik 2022
Most clutches won: Marved with 14/37
Highest clutch winrate: Crws with 4/13
Masters Copenhagen 2022
Most clutches won: Shao with 21/83
Highest clutch winrate: mindfreak with 12/34
Champions Istanbul 2022
Most clutches won: stax with 14/63
Highest clutch winrate: qck with 3/8
Lock//In Sao Paulo 2023
Most clutches won: Leo with 14/39
Highest clutch winrate: qRaxs with 5/8
Masters Tokyo 2023
Most clutches won: Demon1 with 11/53
Highest clutch winrate: Derke with 3/8
Champions LA 2023
Most clutches won: C0M with 20/69
Highest clutch winrate: Cloud with 5/11
Masters Madrid 2024
Most clutches won: johnqt with 14/80
Highest clutch winrate: Haodong with 4/11
Masters Shanghai 2024 - Stats unavailable
Champions Seoul 2024
Most clutches won: Boo with 15/104
Highest clutch winrate: Biank with 6/17
Derke already looks so unamused
I guarantee this team implodes by stage 2
Bro there's a reason babybay's ass is casting nowadays
He realised he ain't built for this
The state of bait is truly sad
number_1_cNed_fan and babysasuke? Washed
Asuna_Yukki and Yessirski? Banned
number_2_cNed_fan and TheAceGamer30? Retired from baits
sentinelmain and EMEAStan? Vanished
Now all we're left with is retards like dort, Azzelastia and KClaw, and there's no one equally mentally retarded as them around that disagree with them like swyvboi so it's just a circle jerk of rage baiting normal people rather than a back and forth.
What happened to the VLR I loved?
Honestly baffled as to why they didn't try and get Galorys' IGL tbh
Me when I have kiNgg natanK and tex and am entering an Astra meta and still decide Demon1 is the guy to put on Raze instead of any one of those 3
aspas kinda looky too
Also on an unrelated note I was watching some yt video about a guy roasting his viewers dating profiles and one guy looked exactly like aspas it was uncanny asf
Holy fucking shit it's the better cNed fan
Idk about which meta was healthier but Neon is way more annoying to play against
Chamber at least fundamentally felt like he was playing the same game as me he was just overtuned to hell and back
Not too bad, still think the buzz cut helped him look less comical. He's my goat but bro does NOT look intimidating at all
Cooked by babysasuke, I might as well retire
He's the KRIMZ of baiting on vlr buddy's WASHED
I'm just trying to see how quickly I can summon babysasuke ngl
If we start replying to every Azzelastia or dort post with this copypasta idk if vlr will be saved or plunged into darkness
Every time she's trynna be hype she sounds like a retired death metal vocalist who smokes 44 ciggies a day why her throat so sore?
Nah but I only moved to England so I didn't see it as necessary to switch
Hey at least a girl was interested at one point
Brother got so desperate he looked to vlr for a partner
I tried to backtrack it the morning after, she said we couldn't be friends anymore
I never said another word to her and just tried my best not to look in her direction whenever we were in the common room
Hey at least you got to that point, probably better than everyone else on vlr combined
Stop bro I'm already dead
Oh trust me I wanted to die typing this but I figured it'd be fun to ask vlr about their biggest fumbles
Idk if this counts as a fumble because I didn't have a chance anyway but I once got drunk and sent girl about 100 messages on snapchat saying I was in love with her and I couldn't breathe without her
She had a boyfriend
I have not sent her a single message or said a single word to her since and just kinda looked at her from across the common room for the remainder of high school
It's safe to say I have absolutely negative game
Also mods please don't smite me I forgot to put this in off topic
My goat Miniature Boo will farm and get his confidence back
Misogyny wins again, sad times today gentlemen (referring to srN not implying anything transphobic)
Let's go zootah division smoke that pack
Chronicle - more trophies, more flexible, more consistent, smarter player
Have gay sex, it breaks the sexual tension and eliminates the need for such things
If they give me hope of winning a trophy again yeah probably
In retrospect I picked the worst 2 teams to have as my favourites my ass is never getting happiness
dort and Azzelastia wouldn't fight they would just get progressively further down the "mUh AmErIcAn GeNeTiCs" pipeline whilst wanking each other off about being obsessed with a bunch of guys who play video games for no reason other than they're from the same country as them
I saw a community post about the Halloween franchise asking for hot takes and I typed out a whole fuckin essay and for some reason it posted the comment to a seangares yt short that I had watched an hour earlier and I didn't realise until like days later so I just looked like a schizo rambling about horror movies on a Valorant short like a mental patient
Fuck you YouTube
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