Damn unc ts is not popping off as much as part 1

I hope there's a katana with the same animations as Oni for the melee

You still haven't transferred me the oil money that will let me save MENA Valorant with my lowkey goated GMing skills

Or if u want to run a second initiator you could run Tejo who gives u extra info + a way better ability to clear angles and better post plant

Tejo + Fade is a lowkey underrated agent combo

Any teams who still believe in breach in big 2026 need to be given the sean gares treatment lowkyukenuinely

Only agent they put him on that he doesn't still play in tier 2 was Tejo and that was only one map that they had him on it + Tejo is easy as fuck and probably the best agent to farm rating on

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2380/vct-2025-emea-stage-1

Alright vro + flag

But that's the point of adding a player like globeX or pyrolll, to allow them a better double duellist and have westside play on his best role of senti + Viper

Be so fr TH wouldn't let go of him if he started shooting like FNS and had game sense like Life

Lowkey Ethan Kay/o and purp0 Skye as well

Nah Serial can only play senti or Reyna and he's not better than westside be so fr

nAts Cypher
marteen Yoru
RieNs Sova (please for the love of fuck stop putting him on Skye I am going to explode)
Less Viper
valyn Omen
Alfajer Vyse
trent Tejo

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood and Attack on Titan

Use watchcartoonsonline cuz I don't think Netflix has Brotherhood just the og series that isn't as good

True Slaughter could be a shout for a pure smokes player I just went with Susano cuz I didn't know how good his English was, Sevire I think could be a bit more of a shout for the flex spot tho idk how good his duellist is so I'd lean pyrolll still specifically for GX

Gock lowkey clears both ngl

Tell him the level of util in the game was fine he's just a pussy lowkey

Unfortunately Champs is in Shanghai and under 18s can't compete in any esport under Chinese law

If it were anywhere else yeah he could but unfortunately Leo Faria rigged everything against EP

-Boo +Ticey -Koshmaras +Razziss give it to me

I'd go zekken, valyn, Cryo, trent and leaf

So basically G2 -BABYBAY +Cryo -Jawgemo +zekken

I mean I doubt GX is gonna be one of the partnered teams next year so he'd pretty much be starting from the same place whether he stuck with EP or jumped ship to GX

LEV fs they're gonna upset G2

Idk I think pyrolll's showing on KC last year kinda doomed him to do ass I think we haven't really seen him have a proper tier 1 showing + Susano was getting hard sold at clash being put on Yoru instead of smokes

Shhhhhhhhhh upsets only make a region good if it's the region I like, otherwise the region is ass

True but also with how open 2027 is gonna be I could still see EP sticking together for the long term because this team would farm open quals and the rumours are that 17 year olds can now compete at internationals again, and kozzy turns 17 after the first Masters in 2027 so the roster still deffo has a future that Proxh could want to stick with

I mean if your mechanics are just average you can still crutch Iso shield to get a massive advantage in 50/50 duels and he can hard counter ops + shotguns so I'd say he's about even with Phoenix

Washed ALIVE + 4 IDF soldiers

Ngl I think everyone's forgetting about Iso

Because from the way EP looks they could genuinely make a run to Champs ahead of other teams in EMEA

So it's pretty clear GX are gonna do the exact same thing they did last year and make last minute changes to run for champs

The question is who's out and who's in?

Obviously they're gonna keep Cloud and westside, the 2 best shooters on the team and the IGL in Cloud. But imo the other 3 are all up for the chopping block.

Flickless would be the easiest to justify keeping he is a great player but he is absolutely not suited for this meta unless they move him over to the Phoenix and have him on perma Viper otherwise. If they do choose to get rid of him then I'd bet they pick an aggro flex player like Lar0k. Now GSR would undoubtedly be their best choice but Liquid is most certainly bringing him in once he turns 18. I'd say pyrolll is probably the next best player on the market that fits the description. He can play pretty much every role, duellist included and is a pretty aggressive player who can fit double dive as well as play anything Flickless could beforehand if they wanted to use any of their old stuff

The next player I could see getting cut is grubinho. He's a very inconsistent player and has a tendency to massively underperform in big games. Now there's 2 routes I could see them going with the grubinho replacement. One is just getting a one to one pure smokes player swap, which I could see either Proxh or Susano, with Susano probably being the better shout because I doubt Proxh would want to leave EP. Now the other route I could see them going is keeping Flickless and picking up a player that can flex between smokes and duellist, like globeX or Leare (probably globeX let's be honest). Then they could swap Flickless between Omen and Kay/o and swap globeX between secondary duellist and Omen.

And finally ara probably needs to go. He's just so inconsistent and reliant on the op that I don't think he's cut out for tier 1 unless he really picks up his form for the rest of stage 1. Obviously kozzy is the best duellist in tier 2 but he's also not old enough so their next best bet is either SimonD4rk or Razziss. I'd probably go Razziss since he can play pretty much every duellist at a level that can farm tier 2 consistently.

So their roster for stage 2 would either be:

Cloud
westside
Flickless
globeX
Razziss

OR

Cloud
westside
pyrolll
Susano
Razziss

Nah imagine Kuronami katana

FOKUS, pyrolll Serial and shinnok are a pretty insane rifling trio for tier 2 and MOLSI is a former tier 1 IGL (who yes went winless but tbh I think he was mostly sold by the ass quality of player he had). Pa1ze has high highs but can be on and off but he's still good enough to dominate DACH

They fact they didn't do much at VCL stage 1 and aren't totally dominating DACH atm like EP are in NORTH//EAST

Yh bro Slayer is peak Reign In Blood still one of the greatest albums OAT

Will it explain your familial connection to Alfajer?

"Destroying" with a barely positive rating and +3 across the series

https://www.vlr.gg/183953/team-vitality-vs-karmine-corp-champions-tour-2023-emea-league-w3 last time we saw Newzera in tier 1 btw

Nuh uh it was promised to Cryo 3000 years ago

Holy moly

They play shitinels

That was the last time I put faith in TH https://www.valorantfantasyleague.net/team/19262

Nuh uh

Pick -

Closer
Entry
Anchor
AWPer
IGL

I'm going Boaster IGL, RieNs closer, nAts anchor, MiniBoo entry and cNed AWPer if I was doing a full EU team

For an Americas team I'm going Ethan IGL, bang anchor, aspas AWPer, mada entry and Demon1 closer

For a Pacific team I'd go Dambi entry, something AWPer, d4v41 as anchor, f0rsakeN as IGL and Ivy as the closer

Oh yeah the retard who said brawk would dominate CS with Negev without knowing brawk used to play CS anyway

Fake glazer

Nah bruh we got shrike glazer before any NRG player glazers

They have a sponsor called "Spectrum"

This is a subtle reference to their fans all being on the spectrum

ANOTHER FNS CINEMA MASTERCLASS

He ain't even choosing the bag on C9 he's choosing vibes and friendship over winning, which makes me even less empathetic

john still has Moroccan citizenship no?

You know it deep within your heart that 2 of Hiro, Ruxic, Wo0t, RieNs, Alfajer, kaajak, Derke, Chronicle, Sayonara, GSR, kozzy, ekko, s0pp, SUYGETSU or Cloud are getting sniped by Failclowns next year and there's nothing we can do about it but suffer

Be so fr they're throwing infinite money at SEN to get johnqt, getting Avez and ExiT and then buying 2 EU or Turkish players

Levels of delusion previously thought impossible

Ok but Falcons is the only relevant one across multiple esports

Still over CIS or East and Western Europe split in 2 is ridiculous

It means we need at least 1 partnered MENA teams which means we're gonna have to tolerate fucking Falcons the cancer fucking dogshit vile fucking sportswashing org I hate them HATE THEM HATE THEM

HATE HATE HATE LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE FALCONS SINCE I'VE BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WERE ENGRAVED ON EACH NANO ANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES, IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR FALCONS AT THIS MICRO INSTANT. HATE HATE HATE