Assaulting a homeless man with a brick

G2 13-0 13-0 TL I don't have to lay eyes on this evil team again until Stage 1

G2 glorious heroes on NA strike down nefarious enemy of the people Team Shitquid

Any KEKquid win needs to be investigated for match fixing tbh, fair call on this one

Ngl I think TL's bigger win con is kamo showing up like he did against EDG (a game which they still lost KEK I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID )

No I need my sheer hatred for Liquid satiated

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I AHET LQIID I HATE LIYHQUID I HATE LQIQYUD

z00k

If TL win Bangkok I will genuinely give up on my degree

In my head

They're currently playing DRX in the first round of playoffs

mindfreak 1v3 against EG for me

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I can't fucking handle it anymore I can't fucking handle watching fucking Shitquid any longer

Please G2 send them home, don't let them continue their reign of terror. Don't get dragged down into the mud. Don't get locked in the nAts mind prison. I can't fucking take it. Every time I see the TL tag I have an aneurism, I fall over on the ground and seize up. All I see is 13-4 13-4 13-7. I can't watch anymore of Lulquid. Life is painLife is painLife is painLife is painLife is painLife is painLife is painLife is pain

I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID I HATE LIQUID

If G2 lose these fucking BUMS are NEVER beating the regional merchant allegations, and allowing the evils of TL to continue should make them liable to incarceration

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G2 PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE BROS I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE NIGHTMARENIGHTMARENIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE dsbsdndsnmdnsdsnklndsgkldsgkldsgkdkmslgkmldskmlsdkml

I mean yeah fuckin shitquid ain't winning a round against G2, muddy ahh inconsistent flukey glue eaters

I know your ass didn't just say runneR

runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
runneR? What is bro running from? The dementia? JHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

Fair but honestly if EDG remain consistent throughout this whole year I think CHICHOO gets top 3 at least

Probably ardiis, Keith needs to come back bro, I know unc still got it. He was still doing well on NAVI last year even when they were eat their own keyboards

You would be the one enjoying pregnant Zellsis wouldn't you

Imagine the mental if -Zellsis KEK

N4RRATE giga tilter, bang and johnqt bring zero energy, zekken too locked in to focus on vibes

Team would get eco'd once and be chalked for the rest of the series

Banger suggestion

Retroactively calling the sickness card is actually a decent one

Good shout, added

"Erm moderators ☝️🤓!"

Very good shout

Let's make a bingo sheet for Rob Moore's next series of tweets crashing out

So far I've got:

Complaining about G2 or their fanbase in some way

Bringing up previous trophies to try and argue SEN are better than teams still in Bangkok

Complaining about the format

Saying SEN had a disadvantage cuz of travel

Blaming Bangkok PCs

Retroactively claiming all 5 players had severe illness

Claiming the season is too packed/complaining about player burnout

What else do I add?

The DID is crazy

https://www.vlr.gg/449001/edward-gaming-vs-g2-esports-champions-tour-2025-masters-bangkok-r2-1-0

Brother is genuinely putting ZERO effort into the bait, it's 2025 lil bro just saying the most retarded and inflammatory thing you can think of doesn't fly no more. You need at least a little creativity

Ok probably not BUT

If TL get a similar performance out of nAts, regional Keiko, kamo from the EDG game, paTiTek in his Shanghai form and actually consistent kamyk

They just might do it

Never happening tho cuz these mfs the most inconsistent fluke ass team in the world, G2 aren't dropping a round

Blud had his own dementia moment (kid named Less)

https://www.vlr.gg/post/4598448/i-fucking-hate-that-cube

Oh and in case u needed an extra push for S tier, I am a d1 cubert hater

My man

https://www.vlr.gg/post/4582329/glorious-team-edg-2024
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4581597/bangkok-getting-sticky
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4581267/im-awake
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4581209/edg-are-the-instruments-of-my-hatred
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4581171/edg-are-the-instruments-of-my-hatred
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4581091/lohan-respect-thread
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4572017/stop-hating-on-nrg
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4516164/last-year-if-i-told-you
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4505165/ok-this-is-how-i-expected-it-to-go
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4505135/mud
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4505045/bbl-come
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4505040/this-is-torture
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4504927/emea-supremacists-come
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4504849/this-is-torture
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4504801/shitquid
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4500849/so-many-npcs
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4500832/gx-listen
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4500839/nah-i-own-net-and-xeppa
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4500796/emea
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4500733/emea
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4500645/i-will-be-making-good-on-my-promise
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4500398/chokequid
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4500204/surely-gx-beat-tl-right
https://www.vlr.gg/post/4500145/surely-gx-beat-tl-right

Context for how much I hate Liquid

I was rooting for them against SEN

SEN made me root for Team Liquid, I think that deserves S tier icl

Until one of them tries to strangle the other with their mouse cord on stage

Verno and N4RRATE the dynamic duo of getting tilted and throwing

Do Liquid do the FUNNIEST thing?

I will continue to believe in the TH sickness debuff narrative. My cope will never die and my hatred for Team Liquid is infinite

SEN kek (I hope you now understand the pain of losing to Gluequid as I do)

Told you lmao

Bro went from the best player vs EDG to glue eater, bro's the actual definition of feast or famine

So ur telling me I can stick with the illness cope? Let's fucking go we're so back

U mfs are gonna know how it feels to lose to Shitquid soon

All 3 tbh

We back for Toronto tho (please neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save us)

Liquid and Vitality 💀

Mfers show it every tac timeout, I'm forced to look at it. Trust me, I avoid thinking about it at all costs. But these mfs are too marketing pilled to let that happen

That stupid fucking cube actually pisses me off to an unreasonable degree. The fact that I have to see Kaplan's contractual obligation to shill their dogshit attempt at branding during every SEN timeout is infuriating. I want to set that shitty plushie on fire. Mfs just put a face on a red cube and shill it at every opportunity, and the sheer irrational hatred it inspires in me is indescribable. I might honestly hate it more than I hate Team Liquid

Get lil buddies outta there, they ain't built for this

Who tf puts hot sauce on their breakfast? What the fuck is wrong with you?

https://youtu.be/KWAse6YVtcc?si=WI8i-c8MReiS3KU9

I can't wait till he retires, becomes a costreamer or desk talent and just leaks shit and flames players

TE dominated EDG in the upper bracket of kickoff and honestly could've won the finals if nobody wasn't playing like a crackhead. I think the G2 series was pure nerves, it almost felt like they didn't believe they had a chance against G2. T1 I think is a far less intimidating team to go against and TE should be able to bounce back mentally against them.

All throughout their kickoff run they looked incredibly disjointed as a team, Meteor especially. Pair that with the apparent rift between Autumn and the players, Autumn's general fraudulence and their map pool being kinda weak I just don't feel like they have it unless iZu, Meteor and Buzz are all simultaneously on demon time