Midescent

Unfortunately splash, Spring and vo0kashu were promised their spot in Luton airport 3000 years ago

Me when I lie

Bumping cuz I need sissy hypno content

Kachoww
Chaza
Leare
oroni
Slaughter
Anima
77even
Sevire

https://www.valorantfantasyleague.net/team/19262/manage

Mogged

Lowkey Derke would have to be 10 years older and a recovering coke addict to not drop twice as good stats against the same bums flor was statpadding against in GC

Putting up solid numbers at a Masters event >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> putting up generational numbers against legitimate ascendants

He's technically not a rookie, he played stage 2 with GM8 last year

There's no way you're about to tell me 4 majors won as a duo, 3 in a row doesn't matter in comparison and that's not including their back to back ESL pro league wins in season 7 and 8 as well as IEM Chicago and IEM Beijing

I mean yeah but I don't think you can say he's better than the literal winningest player maybe in esports history and the guy who's addition singlehandedly kickstarted the Astralis era

Surely we're not taking coldzera over dupreeh and Magisk all time OR current form

Goat riflers of the game but ngl should probably do donk and NiKo over them in terms of current form

Just like that aura gone

Ngl Elite needs to get back in tier 1 as well

Lowkey aura to just out and say that to a mod holy

I have seen the future

https://www.vlr.gg/647460/th-will-win-london-and-i-can-prove-it/#21

Nuh uh

1. Houndoom
2. Muk (he just like me fr)
3. Tyranitar
4. Nidoking
5. Blaziken
6. Garchomp
7. Alakazam
8. Gyarados
9. Hydreigon
10. Mimikyu

Mods don't like threads about gay sex

Homophobic mods?

Team 1

ZywOo
ropz
dupreeh
Magisk
karrigan

Team 2

Boaster
Chronicle
Aspas
f0rsakeN
TenZ

BUT the game is CounterBlox

Who wins?

EMEA

1. FNC
2. TH
3. VIT

Americas

1. NRG
2. LEV
3. G2

Pacific

1. RRQ
2. PRX
3. DRX

China

1. DRG
2. XLG
3. TYL

[Instrumental intro]

End of pathion play, crumbling away
I'm your thource of thelf-destructhion
Veinth that pump with fear, thucking darketht clear
Leading on your death'th conthtruction

Tathte me, you will thee
More ith all you need
Dedicated to what I do to you

Come crawling fathter
Obey your mathter
Your life burnth fathter
Obey your mathter, mathter

Mathter of puppetth, I'm pulling your thtringth
Twithting your mind, thmathing your dreamth
Blinded by me, you can't thee a thing
Just call my name 'cauthe I'll hear you thcream
Mathter, mathter

Needlework the way, nevеr you betray
Life of death bеcoming clearer
Pain monopoly, ritual mithery
Chop your breakfatht on a mirror

Tathte me, you will thee
More ith all you need
Dedicated to what I do to you

Come crawling fathter
Obey your mathter
Your life burnth fathter
Obey your mathter, mathter

Mathter of puppetth, I'm pulling your thtringth
Twithting your mind and thmathing your dreamth
Blinded by me, you can't thee a thing
Just call my name 'cauthe I'll hear you thcream
Mathter, mathter
Mathter, mathter
Mathter, mathter, mathter, mathter

[Solo 1]

Mathter, mathter
Where'th the dreamth that I've been after?
Master, master
You promithed only lieth
Mathter, mathter
All I hear or thee is laughter
Mathter, mathter
Laughing at my crieth
Fix me

[Solo 2]

Hell is worth all that, natural habitat
Just a rhyme without a reathon
Never-ending mathe, drift on numbered dayth
Now your life is out of theathon
I will occupy
I will help you die
I will run through you
Now I rule you too

Come crawling fathter
Obey your mathter
Your life burnth fathter
Obey your mathter, mathter

Mathter of puppets, I'm pulling your thtringth
Twithting your mind and thmathhing your dreamth
Blinded by me, you can't thee a thing
Just call my name 'cauthe I'll hear you thcream
Mathter, mathter

[Instrumental outro]

-Max "Demon1" Mazanov

poggskinwalkerpigg

LEV Academy on LEV Academy (unofficial) violence

All the aura gain from Rb winning his first trophy just vanished cuz SON 😭😭😭

Pogpig, they hate kebab

Can not be a human they have to be some sort of skinwalker

The Thing
Inglorious Basterds
Taxi Driver
How To Train Your Dragon
Se7en

Blud counting Kickoff

johnqt trophy 1 --------> tomaszy trophy 0

Team of 9wntr, ExiT, Recoil, johnqt and Avez vs a team of pogpig, tomaszy, OILIZERA, Fragger and Bati at Masters Tbsili next year to finally settle the feud between MENA and Portugal

British Valorant still lowkey clears both tho

Turkish Valorant still diffs all

This stupid fucking blud clat doesn't even know it's from Turkey smh

@pogpig I'm revoking your rights to EU citizenship for hating kebab

Welcome to Portugexit

Little does he know a team of hAwksinho, Avez, ExiT, johnqt and Koji lowkey clears all of Portugal

Ÿ̵̧̗̳́͠ơ̴̳̩̥̠̱̭̑͑̉̕͘ű̷̬̚ͅ ̵̣͇͙̦͇̥͌c̷̛͓̳̩͚͔͍͕̰͙̆̒͝a̴̧̛͋n̵̲̲̬̘̥̯͛͆̏͂̀̄͂̈͝͝'̸͚́̑̈́̑͋̔̈̽͆t̴̛͓̪͕̹̮̘͙͚̭̊̎̈́ͅ ̸̡̧̻͕͓̲̭̪̱̮̆̈́͑̈́͂͘s̶̛̤̖͔̻͈̲̹͇̱͗̋͑̿̎̑͒̈́ṭ̵̢̹̣̣͍͈̳̺͇̓͋̊͛̇͊̾ǒ̵̠̱̺̮̫͎̺̞̂̊͐͆̌͠p̴̺͍̝̞̥͆̑ ̷̨̧̖̩̞̫̫̝̥͘m̷̜̘͙̥͎̻͇͎̹̽͊̆͑̕͜͠͠͠͝ë̸͎͉̼̘̥̜͖́̍͂̈́̋

Should try smoking in the toilets to unlock the Korean meta

They would've beat NS if valyn just started smoking 0.1% of the cigarette intake of the average French person

Madrid also has good weather and Toronto has FNS mind palace so it somewhat cancels out

Meanwhile entering the UK literally turns off colour, the country is perma grey, the weather is miserable, there's Tottenham fans everywhere, every other person on the street asks you for a spare ciggy, truly the 10th circle of hell. Perfect breeding grounds for a Team Heretics trophy win. All the international fans will become suicidal the moment the plane lands and my goat benjyfishy will fill himself with the aura of depression and drop a 172.54 rating across the event when fuelled by the sheer negative energy of his glorious homeland of Mordor Britain

I mean tbf EP look like a tier 1 team and they took them deep OT on both maps it's a decent showing from UCUM

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

WE GOING 2 FOR 2 BOYS

RIENS IS THE ICON OF SIN THE LONGER HE IS ON EARTH THE STRONGER HE WILL BECOME

Why did this thread resurface what the helly

You know it to be true deep within your heart

DID BRO JUST CALL MY PLAYLIST NIGHTCORE??????????????????

AN IQ TOO LOW?!??!?!?

Personally I'd lean senti as second because of how often you're taking isolated fights and trying to play for ones against anchors when you're on lurk and with how much effort it takes to isolate picks against a site exec when you're the one anchoring

Istanbul impressed

-qRaxs +Anima and we're on route for FUT back to internationals

Bro doesn't remember when NA was obsessed with senti IGL and when EMEA was obsessed with smokes IGL

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0PxSa5HnkWTSacwjG2gZrJ?si=28e9c56834f74eed

Rate ts unc

Also I give it a 3 cuz what in the 2014

UK absolute GOATED coaching staff

Mini, Sliggy, neilzinho, weber, Strong

Greatest coaching staff OAT

CS is the best pvp game oat

Resident Evil 4 is the greatest game oat

Heretics are 17-0 for domestic group stage games once Wo0t came into the roster

They ain't stopping now

CAUANZIN?!??!?!??!?!? BRUV

BRO COULD'VE SAID KARON
BRO COULD'VE SAID MARVED
BRO COULD'VE SAID RIENS
BRO COULD'VE SAID CNED
BRO COULD'VE SAID CHICHOO

SON 😭😭😭😭😭😭

WAIT HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY METEOR TF IS THIS GUY SMOKING

The truth