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Chat is this doomed yaoi toxic yaoi or destined yaoi?

posted 2 months ago

I think Razziss or Chaza would be a better shout for a secondary duellist for NAVI than B1SK and d3ffo. Both of those guys are kinda known quantities that have been around long enough and have pretty clear ceilings. Chaza and Razziss are both incredibly young and have never seen tier 1 play, and would excite me a lot more than the other 2

And lowkey you could put virtually anyone on PCIFIC there's legit about 30+ names that could upgrade them that rosters a lost cause like APEKS last season

posted 2 months ago

Fr he was probably the best duellist prospect in EMEA until kozzy hit the scene

He at minimum comepletely diffs cNed and Filu, would probably be better than LewN, ara and maybe even bipo and I hate to say it would probably fit TH better than Comeback

When he inevitably gets snatched up by some mid table Chinese team and farms the league while his team proceeds to do nothing I WILL kill myself

posted 2 months ago

It'd probably be easier to grind from zero tbh

Look how quick 100T and Fokus have skyrocketed to being able to attend LAN events and if you get a good enough roster that can consistently win these LANs then you're basically back where you started before the next major cycle

It would just mean missing some Blast/IEM events

posted 2 months ago

Broky is ass, jcobb zero mental, not enough firepower between them to compensate for human flashbang Karrigan

Karrigan to coaching, Gizmy new IGL, -broky +gr1ks, -jcobbb +Dawy

posted 2 months ago

Once this shit gets animated will it be the greatest fight in anime or even fiction?

Like the Sendai colony adaptation and all the anime original choreography is absolutely peak, and it makes me genuinely unable to comprehend how generational the adaptation of Sukuna vs Gojo will be

If it gets Naruto vs Pain'd I will genuinely kill myself

posted 2 months ago

Bro there was no need to freeze before every missed shot that was genuinely diabolical bro

posted 2 months ago

Lowkey VIT is up there

Btw anyone saying Chronicle isn't flexible is lowk braindead

posted 2 months ago

Bro looks exactly like xertioN I just know

posted 2 months ago

Assmolestia ain't watched a match since 2023

posted 2 months ago

"lil pup" lowkey bro I don't feel safe what in the discord mod speech is ts

posted 2 months ago

A clip of aspas just resurfaced back when he was still in CS ripping it in Portuguese HOLY FUCK

https://youtu.be/2qgxAHW1w78?si=DlxfOer2r6-ES8U_

posted 2 months ago

Holy cooking, that'd be a generational move ngl

They could deadass start pushing for playoffs at majors with a star AWPer

posted 2 months ago

Exactly like he was lowk insane on 2024 C9 even if he did choke a little once they got to the major but VP just completely sold him, electronic is a terrible caller and the biggest vibes terrorist in all of esports

posted 2 months ago

Fr like how is he supposed to perform as an AWPer when he has egotronic hard selling

Give him another shot on a tier 2 team and he'll go back to his C9 form

posted 2 months ago

Hi my names Kelden Pupello and I'm an alcoholic

posted 2 months ago

Lowkey I think VP kinda sold him, he had a lot of potential on C9 that I think got ruined by egotronic

I think he has potential to make a comeback

posted 2 months ago

Me peeling back my foreskin to show ur mum her area of dominance

posted 2 months ago

benjamin fisher is my inconsistent goat he just like me fr cypher one trick who aims every other map I will never betray him

Even if Enterprise I mean uh my hypothetical M8 roster is GOATED

posted 2 months ago

Nah bro I think I'm just lowkey a goated GM

posted 2 months ago

Same guy who gave us "areas of dominance" btw

posted 2 months ago

-GLYPH +Proxh

GLYPH is pretty clearly uncomfortable on Astra compared to Omen or Viper and M8 are all in on Astra, so it's probably for the best they get a diff smokes player that can fit the team identity more + no Turks no win

-bipo +Lime

bipo has been a pretty underwhelming primary entry this season and I feel like getting a more composed player with better mental would probably help them out

-Minny +MAGNUM

You need aura to win internationals and MAGNUM's magnum dong is the pinnacle of aura

-starxo +iluri

Unc washed

-marteen +kozzy

No Yoru no win + kozzy is the donk of Valorant

Wait a minute...

posted 2 months ago

SCAT

posted 2 months ago

Are you deadass about to tell me he was better than keznit in 2024 and 2025?

posted 2 months ago

All the serious answers still not correcting TS delighted might be the most glorious thing ever

posted 2 months ago

The other 3 I'll give you but you can't tell me secret agent for the TS shadow president delighted isn't the goat of that org

posted 2 months ago

Semen1 been washed for 2 years

posted 2 months ago

Lukewarm take, ANGE1 Cypher >>> nAts Cypher

On an unrelated note my local pub has been shut for a few days for refurbishment and my hands won't stop shaking since I last had a drink anyone know why that is?

posted 2 months ago

They need a real IGL and not a nostalgia signing for a washed player who ENGH likes

posted 2 months ago

Assmolestia

posted 2 months ago

Kevin Durant

posted 2 months ago

Ah yes, I'm sure replacing our igl with an out of form young tilter who ENGH just likes for the sake of nostalgia farming from the one year you were good as an org will save this team

posted 2 months ago

FNC - Alfajer
VIT - Derke
TH - RieNs
BBL - Lar0k
FUT - s0pp
EF - ech0
PCIFIC - seven
KC - SUYGETSU
M8 - marteen
TL - nAts
NAVI - hiro
GX - Cloud

SEN - johnqt
NRG - brawk
G2 - trent
MIBR - aspas
FUR - eeiu
LOUD - lukxo
KRU - Less
LEV - Sato
EG - dgzin
NV - keznit
C9 - OXY
100T - Timotino

PRX - f0rsakeN
NS - Dambi
DRX - HYUNMIN
T1 - Meteor
GEN - Karon
RRQ - Jemkin
GE - Autumn
TS - delighted
ZETA - SugarZ3ro
DFM - Meiy
FS - primmie
VL - XuNa

EDG - Zmjjkk
XLG - happywei
DRG - vo0kashu
FPX - AAAAY
TYL - slowly
AG - f4ngeer
JDG - stew
BLG - whzy
TEC - lucas
WOL - Spring
TE - Kai
NOVA - swagzor

posted 2 months ago

VCT can't come soon enough

posted 2 months ago

Gang how are we gonna have an academy team and have exactly 1 young, new to the scene player on it

Everyone else on this team have literally been in VCL NA for 5 years atp except ig jakee who's retired and unretired so many times that you'd be mistaken for thinking he's push ANGE1 numbers of years young

posted 2 months ago

Surprised bro didn't say 48 team champs so TS can finally qualify to an event

posted 2 months ago

Calling the best esport OAT rigged is lowk retarded

Assmolestia

posted 2 months ago

Assmolestia

posted 2 months ago

True but I think starting to move more towards the more open formats with direct tier 2 invites would be a lot better for the scene

posted 2 months ago

CS Majors are 32 team events and they work incredibly well as events

posted 2 months ago

32 team tournament

Top 4 teams from Stage 2 playoffs + 2 teams from Champs points + 2 teams from a tier 2 qualifier per region

The 8 teams that qualified from points and the 8 tier 2 teams play each other in a swiss stage, with 3 wins needed to qualify to the next stage

Then the 8 teams that qualified from that stage and 16 teams that qualified through regional playoffs are split into 4 groups of 6 teams

The 6 teams then play each other in a round robin format with the top 2 teams all making it to playoffs

We then have the regular 8 team double elimination playoffs

It would make Champs a lot longer, a lot more exciting and overall make it feel like a much more special event that is genuinely a gruelling gauntlet

It would probably require much longer days and more than 2 matches a day, or multiple streams running at a time

What we thinking uncs?

posted 2 months ago

Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood

posted 2 months ago

With the drought of IGLs in EMEA he's sure to end up on another team

My only question is where would he go?

He'd be a massive upgrade for PCIFIC over qpert

KC fs should go for him cuz they need an IGL imo (I know they won't tho cuz ENGH is a bum)

EF could possibly look to pick him up if they wanted to try and make a run in playoffs or stage 2

Either that or he's linking up with 4 other no name Turkish fetus' and make a run to Champs from tier 2

posted 2 months ago

Jame, the goat uses gooning as a tool to outplay his opponents and win against them in mental warfare

posted 2 months ago

Who'd be a reliant robin?

posted 2 months ago

Midescent

posted 2 months ago

Unfortunately splash, Spring and vo0kashu were promised their spot in Luton airport 3000 years ago

posted 2 months ago

Me when I lie

posted 2 months ago

Bumping cuz I need sissy hypno content

posted 2 months ago
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