Ok but advocating against alcohol literally every single time you see the topic online is pretentious, annoying and makes you seem like a puritanical weirdo

Imagine if every time people were talking about their favourite snacks online someone forcibly inserted themselves into the conversation to tell you that you shouldn't eat any of them and just eat vegetables instead and acted like you had zero clue that sugar could negatively impact your health

Alcoholism is a separate mental illness and pretty much any sort of stimulant can be addictive and harmful if someone overdoes it

The average person who drinks is realistically going to be fine if they limit their drinking to social situations and their lifespan and general day to day health is largely unaffected

Let adults do what they want and stop being a puritan. You are not the only person aware that alcohol affects your health, you don't need to instantly announce it to people whenever the subject comes up online

Nah I main senti

I am the nAts cosplayer in gold

People know alcohol damages their liver hence why most people drink in specific situations

This stupid mf thinks drinking on weekends is gonna cut someone's lifespan in half

Gang I'm so cooked bro this patch got my ass locked into unrated trynna learn duellist and initiator like bro I'm forced into being the Alfajer of gold

I fucking love maining a completely dead role graaaaaaaah I shall never play anything but Raze and Omen from now on

"Erm ackshually water is the healthiest🤓🤓-"

OH MY GOD SYBAU LET PEOPLE DRINK

179cm

80kg

I think that's fine kinda

https://www.valorantfantasyleague.net/team/19262

I'm locked in

Assmolestia

Attack, trynna actually hold space on defence is so ass bro

On attack I can just lurk and farm people rotating

Twisten

o7

Lamb's navy rum kinda clears icl

I would slime out Genghis Khan's entire army for a Terry's chocolate orange

Me

Nothing is real

There are ants in my skin get them out GET THEM OUT

This tier 2 EMEA team would be diabolical

Chaza - Perma Yoru, Chamber and sometimes Cypher
GSR - Fill
globeX - Smokes
kozzy - Duellist
sickrey - Scan + IGL

"Guys I swear this tourney is ours I can really feel it this time"

Phantom is deffo better but I think vandal is a bigger mental buff

I think they just have the perfect mix of extremely good role players for this meta with lovers rock arguably being the best "slower second man in opping Yoru" archetype of player rn, Lar0k being an insane entry, Loita being clutch smokes player with insane aim, Crewen being the smartest lurker itw rn, and Rose being a solid, consistent util player, and having an incredibly unique way of playing with their fakes on fakes and heavy rotating playstyle that teams probably aren't gonna be ready for. It makes it incredibly easy to see them running to at least top 3

There's literally zero way someone can argue for players like TenZ or f0rsakeN without mentioning Derke he's literally top 2 duellists in Valorant history

EMEA - RieNs
Americas - Timotino
Pacific - Karon
China - Spring

I mean Rob Moore literally said that TenZ would instantly be given a slot if he were to want to come back

Top 10

Top 2 is basically reserved for aspas and Chronicle regardless of order and then it's extremely difficult to make a case for TenZ over Meteor, Alfajer, f0rsakeN, Derke, Sacy or Ethan imo

Damn bruh I feel called out why'd you do me like this themaniel

So happy for u that none of these apply to you tho, truly a blessed individual

f4ngeer in my vfl, they're either winning it all or shitting everywhere

England get their 6 billionth second place while playing some of the worst football OAT

Satan Bless You - Sabbat

Absolutely goated song

Generational hopecore from you bro, absolutely goated behaviour

I feel the exact same except my partner is Canadian and going back to live in Canada tomorrow, sadge

Create an Ascension team that you think would instantly make a run to 1st seed at a Masters

EMEA tier 2 is the only region's T2 I really know so imma go with

GSR - fill
Chaza - perma Yoru, Chamber and occasionally Cypher
globeX - smokes
sickrey - scan IGL
kozzy - main duellist

Edit - I forgor no ascension so just say a tier 2 team that can run to champs

Nah I have the full BBL lower bracket run it would be absurdly peak fiction

I mean they did singlehandedly molest the entire Americas region and are set up to go 3 for 3 against Furia and probably are the best looking team out of groups mostly by virtue of the other 0-2 team not being tested too hard

Americas: 100T, LEV, NRG
EMEA: TH, M8, BBL
Pacific: GEN.G, PRX, GE
China: Wolves, XLG, TYL

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/ff01920d

Actually there is a Champions vs Ascension narrative with starxo vs NS but obviously that's less cool than the same core of the very last Champs vs the core of 3 that ran from premier to a Masters in their first year of VCT

Objectively picking G2 is peak aura farming

Realistically they're cooked but a man can dream of something really funny happening and I'll gladly give up my top spot in the Kirya pickem group to be proven wrong

F4NGEER IS SINGLE HANDEDLY GONNA WEDGIE ALL OF G2 AND SEND BABYBAY BACK TO THE DESK

Assmolestia you will never escape your true identity

Hey it's tough to keep up with this in his old age

I took trent off my vfl gng why the fuck didn't I have faith what was I doing

Bro hasn't watched a match since 2022

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Britain

Nuh uh, Berlin's getting personally touched in the bathroom by Boaster, benjy and Keiko

G2 are gonna get to playoffs, AG are gonna draw last pick and have to play G2, all the G2 frogs are gonna start saying it's a free win and it's good to get the momentum early and this is fs their event they're finally not gonna choke

Then f4ngeer is gonna physically go across the stage and give jawgemo the foulest wedgie in human history with a 1.92 rating, iamgrq and au1 are gonna corner leaf between maps in the bathroom and swirlie him, K1ra is gonna run the whole teams pockets for their lunch money and drop a 1.87 on them and Shr1mp is gonna start doing the Karrigan ambulance noises whenever they try and comm before shoving valyn in a locker and dropping a 1.74 rating

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2781/challengers-2026-dach-evolution-stage-1

Found your goat playing

All these tiktok mfs saying allat lowkey pmo more than anything like alright bro aggressively announce your inability to read text longer than 2 sentences it's really funny and original and definitely makes you look smarter and yk what yes you should make fun of this person for trying to write something of substance and go in depth and fuckin SDJNDFJNODGSAOKJNSDFAKOFDSKMOKDFMSKOM

I FUCKING HATE WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THIS RETARDED INTERNET SHIT

Zmjjkk and f4ngeer have a domain clash of the strongest China farmer of history vs the strongest China farmer of today, f4ngeer's domain Malevolent France overwhelms Zmjjkk's domain and he cuts him in half before saying "You were magnificent Zmjjkk, I won't forget you for as long as I live" and takes his glasses and wears them to the finals as an homage to his inspiration

Nah don't sell us short like that

Vlr you listening will return in Avengers Doomsday

Vlr you listening host to this may be a bigger falloff than EG Demon1 to NRG Demon1

Fuck my post, fuck my name, it's ME

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It's up to you to save China

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