The tap water at my uni accommodation tastes like chlorine and dirt, I will never financially recover

This mf is fighting the voices in his head

https://www.vlr.gg/314637/nrg-esports-vs-leviat-n-champions-tour-2024-americas-stage-1-w3

fart

KOI N4RRATE let's get it

They probably aren't changing anything, but I beg they get rid of Asuna and throw their hat into the Jawgemo bidding war purely for the culture

I know his ass would've killed Orochimaru on sight if he was still around when Orochimaru was discovered

Plus wasn't he the one who made the Uchiha into the police force of Konoha to try not to isolate them from the rest of the village anyway?

Trembo ur family is probably worried about you, please consider changing and growing as a person

0/8 at least put a little effort into the baits

Just imagine they manage to steal K4ADAVRA from GM8, that roster would be absolutely ungodly

Best Agents - KJ, Cypher, Vyse, Clove, Omen, Viper
Worst Agents - Yoru, Sova, Breach, Kay/o

I am very much a lurking/flanking merchant

-johnqt -Zellsis -zekken
+The roster of KormaKrunchers (my silver-gold rated premier team)

Which maps do you think Vyse will be meta on? She seems really strong on Sunset but I'm not sure about much else. I could see her being quite good on Haven, Lotus, Split or Ascent. Possibly Bind

And just saying, I think benjyfishy will be the most cracked Vyse player

This is peak brainrot

Zander >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Marved and v1c

Nah that's crazy icl

BBC

Just found out he's 17 as well, bro is the genetic equivalent of getting struck by lightning

FNS needs to hear this

2G or AK

Should just cut his losses and attain the bald buff tbh

Holy bro that picture is tragic

HE'S FUCKIN HIM

https://www.vlr.gg/player/16209/famsii

I kinda respect the dedication to hating icl

Still nothing on my hatred for babybay tho

The only NA team to make a finals this year was Sentinels

Your region is carried by Sacy lmao

NRG got 3 free wins against Brazil and then threw their entire split 2 by losing 9 rounds in a row to fucking Cloud9

Plus performing at Madrid and Shanghai has no relation to the bottom teams in Pacific

NRG are dogshit, accept it

PRX this year - top 3 at Madrid, top 6 at Shanghai, made Champs

NRG didn't make a single event or any playoffs, there is zero comparison

And nowadays manages to look mid asf when she's broken

He's washed beyond belief, OpTic days are over, let go lil bro

Saying that when u make a point of metaphorically swallowing Victor's dick every day is crazy

babybay ain't even rivalling qck nowadays lil bro

Will be back to Unreal Tournament, mark my words

NRG truly is the peak of Valorant (they didn't make a single playoffs)

I'm thinking minimum 3 hours

TH - RieNs, benjyfishy, MiniBoo, Boo and Wo0t

FNC - xeus, Chronicle, Leo, Boaster, Alfajer

NAVI - Derke, hiro, ANGE1, Shao, paTiTek

GM8 - ScreaM, Enzo, K4DAVRA, nataNk, sh1n

BBL - Rose, sociablEE, Elite, Izzy, Ruxic

VIT - Sayf, trexx, ceNder, SUYGETSU, kamyk

KOI - grubinho, kamo, Sheydos, Minny, Quick

GX - Cloud, Westside, purp0, zyppan, DaviH

APEKS - soulcas, hypee, kaajak, AvovA, MOLSI

FUT - cNed, ATAKAPTAN, yetujey, MrFaliN, wezzy

TL - Keiko, nAts, ardiis, Famsii, zeddy

KC - marteen, N4RRATE, iluri, chiwa, PROFEK

Trying to defend on Abyss is pure pain, either you put senti util on mid and don't have enough to hold the obscenely designed sites, or you don't and just get lurked on every round, and because of how mid is designed it's practically unplayable as a single player

EDG and FPX from CN
KRU and NRG from Americas
TH and KOI (they are going to sign a bunch of cracked rookies like TH next year trust) from EMEA
Gen.G (if they keep the roster) and PRX (let me cope) from Pacific

AmeN! by Bring Me the Horizon

alecks_desk fr, the original brain dead PRX fan

Holy fuckin shit he returns

Watch Chainsaw Man it's really fuckin good and the movies coming out soon

I unironically think KOI will be next year's version of Heretics and one by one EMEA will just become squads of 4 zoomers with ungodly aim and one unc with average aim as more and more teams figure out the winning formula

That's not a hot take that's just objectively incorrect

Lime, B1SK, xeus, qw1 depending on how his English is, Famsii, Izzy or ellement

This is Boo slander, bro is the most cracked of the uncs, shoulda been JessieVash

1. Tacolila
2. Tacolila
3. Tacolila
4. Tacolila
5. Tacolila

KEKW

Turns out Dantedeus is LATAM Jesus

Either production isn't fixing an issue or these mfs are PC kickers

OH MY GOD LITERAL 2 ROUNDS IN A ROW

Brothers PLEASE I know LAN events aren't exactly frequent in Mexico but I beg this is like some India level shit

There's a party in the communal area happening right now in my uni accommodation but I want to watch Apeks choke

What do?

Fair point

Also holy alecks_desk snub