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Bro who cares when MongolZ vs FaZe is on

posted 8 months ago

Bro NA is actually cooked at this event like bro, Complexity bomb out only beating and 0-3 Fluxo, NRG completely fumble a lead, Wildcard choke at 2-2 against a team that wasn't even supposed to be there, M80 only beat a 0-3 team that choked a massive lead and Liquid bomb out 0-3 like bro NA is fucking chalked wrap it up

posted 8 months ago

Probably Legacy, dumau is loud asf

posted 8 months ago

Shit's gonna be generational, and mfs were comparing these bums to Astralis

posted 8 months ago

Disappointed TYLOO is out (RIP goat Jee) but I'm still mad excited to see if Lynn Vision can get any further

posted 8 months ago

True they need to get rid of this bum NAF and get trick ultimate into thinking he's on Mirage vs MOUZ 24/7 or sign broky if he can't get it together

posted 8 months ago

We getting GamerLegion FL4MUS trust bro he's gonna be so fucking back just to beat VIT and vanish once again

posted 8 months ago

Failed aura farming, nothing like the goat donk, 3-0 in stage 3 masterclass, going on to play the greatest series in CS history vs MOUZ in the final dropping a 2.09 rating which prompts Spirit to get him some help and sign HeavyGod and Boombl4 to build the greatest CS roster ever

posted 8 months ago

Trust bro ICY and FL4MUS both break the record nicodoz set

posted 8 months ago

Nah trust bro Spinx finally beats his choke demon and gets revenge on VIT in the 2-2 round and then goes on to win the major

posted 8 months ago

X0NTERES playoff choker vs regular tourney finalists

Ok buddy

posted 8 months ago

Real, would be so sick for both of them

Tho it'd feel kinda weird for MongolZ not to win the first major for Asia

But still rooting for both of them since MOUZ don't seem like they're making it to playoffs

posted 8 months ago

Bro why'd the 2 miracle runs of the tourney have to face each other in elim like bro whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

westmelon and z4kr masterclass incoming

posted 8 months ago

Lynn Vision is winning it all idk what to tell you

posted 8 months ago

How are we letting our winstreak end to Legacy? 13-3 as well. Apex brother I thought we got over the choking

posted 8 months ago
  1. s1mple
  2. dev1ce
  3. Zywoo
  4. kennyS
  5. JW
  6. m0NESY
  7. Guardian
  8. FalleN
  9. sh1ro
  10. broky
posted 8 months ago

Unfortunately in the world of competitive sports we are measured by wins and losses. No offense but I'm going to pass on your advice.

https://liquipedia.net/valorant/MCe/Coaching

Maryville Esports
Total Wins: 5
Total Losses: 12
Record: 5-12

Cloud9
Total Wins: 4
Total Losses: 4
Record: 4-4

The Guard
Total Wins: 7
Total Losses: 9
Record: 7-9

Gen.G Esports
Total Wins: 3
Total Losses: 13
Record: 3-13

posted 9 months ago

Throw City Rivals NA 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> EWC

posted 9 months ago

-qRaxs -ATA +Lar0k +Loita and the team actually gets so fucking cracked

posted 9 months ago

Wolves are gonna do the funniest thing

posted 9 months ago

Rbot fan 💀

posted 9 months ago

We all know you thought it tho

posted 9 months ago

Blud thought TL 3-0 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Lmao, lmfao even

posted 9 months ago

What did I fucking tell u lads

VAMOS HERETICS

posted 9 months ago

TH always lock in for revenge matches

Tier gapped G2 at Shanghai lower bracket in one of the biggest stomps in the tourney after losing twice
Beat Gen.G in the group stage of Champs after losing Shanghai
Beat SEN in the lower bracket of Champs after losing in Madrid
Beat LEV in the lower finals of Champs after getting sent to the lower bracket by them
Shit on VIT after the Kickoff loss

This time it's a revenge match against TL after getting denied a spot in Bangkok
TH 3-0

posted 9 months ago

I need bro to narrate my life

If TL drops him and he needs a career change he should start doing audio books

posted 9 months ago

FNATIC

2023 - 24W 3L
2024 - 20W 10L
2025 - 7W 3L

Total - 51W 15L
+36

Team Heretics

2023 - 2W 9L
2024 - 27W 13L
2025 - 8W 2L

Total - 37W 24L
+13

Team Liquid

2023 - 12W 8L
2024 - 5W 9L
2025 - 12W 6L

Total - 29W 23L
+6

Team Vitality

2023 - 5W 8L
2024 - 13W 10L
2025 - 8W 6L

Total - 26W 24L
+2

FUT Esports

2023 - 12W 12L
2024 - 13W 13L
2025 - 6W 6L

Total - 31W 31L
+0

NAVI

2023 - 15W 11L
2024 - 7W 8L
2025 - 4W 8L

Total - 26W 27L
-1

BBL Esports

2023 - 3W 8L
2024 - 4W 8L
2025 - 8W 4L

Total - 15W 20L
-5

GIANTX

2023 - 10W 9L
2024 - 3W 9L
2025 - 2W 6L

Total - 15W 24L
-9

Karmine Corp

2023 - 4W 10L
2024 - 11W 12L
2025 - 3W 6L

Total - 18W 28L
-10

Gentle Mates

2024 - 3W 9L
2025 - 2W 6L

Total - 5W 15L
-10

KOI

2023 - 4W 10L
2024 - 5W 10L
2025 - 1W 6L

Total - 10W 26L
-16

Apeks

2025 - 0W 7L

Total - 0W 7L
-7

posted 9 months ago

MOUZ, G2, Boom and Weibo

posted 9 months ago

wo0t

posted 9 months ago

Sign m4

posted 9 months ago

Assmolestia

posted 9 months ago

These mfs LOVE engagement baiting but icl ts got me scared for if they lose big at any point like ik they are getting COOKED

posted 9 months ago

He had a pretty impressive stage 1 and EMEA playoffs

His stage 2 has just been bad by his standards but I reckon he's still got it

posted 9 months ago

Bumping to remind everyone of this masterpiece of a thread

posted 9 months ago

The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
Post Human: Survival Horror - Bring Me the Horizon
Sempiternal - Bring Me the Horizon
London Calling - The Clash
Favourite Worst Nightmare - The Arctic Monkeys

HM - Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Every Day Is Stupid - Crywank

posted 9 months ago

xuss, ZachKappa, Bipo, jannyXD, WanZeru, lux9, polvi, SimonD4rk if his stint on APKS is only for EWC quals, the goat ScreaM, Chadi, Influx, Izzy, qw1, QutionerX, krejz, nataNk (though he's rumoured to go to KOI), Helas, f4ngeer, Razziss

posted 9 months ago

Ngl my number one pick would be aNguiSt

He's had a little bit of a slump this split but historically he's been one of the top T2 prospects and in the running for a shot at T1

posted 9 months ago

Bro I beg Tag is only for EWC cuz this guy is such a throw pickup

List of T2 EMEA sentinel players with a higher rating than Tag:

izana
Rouss
soren
Yuta
Anq
poegii
Leare
sunfloweR
OLIZERA
Insider
Chaza
dippy
Krizz
Kiles
chapix
6ix
slaanesh
rexxtoned
diseased
Luca
aNguiSt
basya
L1NK (isn't competing tho)
Cintyx
msh
KovaQ
hoody
azury
Wolfen
al0rante
Fizzy
Rxchyy
Anima
sturNN
OXMANN
Yigox
Padisah
Crewen
Shalz

I'm fucking praying he's just a placeholder signing till Elite gets kicked from KC and then they sign him cuz holyyyyyy what a bum

posted 9 months ago

K4DAVRA is probably their best option if GM8 do end up selling him

posted 9 months ago

Majority of hype around aspas comes from his regional performances. If you only looked at his international performances he wouldn't be glazed nearly as much as he is. Still an insane player but a little bit of a region farmer

That's why I think Zmjjkk is closer to GOAT status than aspas

posted 9 months ago

SimonD4rk is a fucking unit
Idk that much about Tag

posted 9 months ago

Recon, Oni and Protocol imo

posted 9 months ago

benjyfishy
ardiis
RieNs
yay
SUYGETSU
f0rsakeN

posted 9 months ago

-Elite +aNguiSt
-Saadhak +RobbieBK

Trust bro ts cooks

posted 9 months ago

-10000000000000000000/8

posted 9 months ago

We defending Bl00d in big 2025

posted 9 months ago

Is there ANY argument for Demon1?

yay had a higher peak for a longer period of time and is currently a better player

posted 9 months ago

Bro was NOT cooking with this one

posted 9 months ago

The NRG sneak is fucking diabolical

posted 9 months ago

Autumn locked in to clutch fraudulence from the jaws of greatness

posted 9 months ago
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