Play volley ball 4head

Nah he is playing until the age of 97

It is literally listed as a beach ball

Gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you that the Team Heretics beach ball is currently 70% off on the Team Heretics store

https://teamheretics.com/en/en/inicio/beach-ball-team-heretics

I'm thinking Sova and then Yoru in place of a flash initiator, either Jett or Neon, Killjoy and Astra

He doesn't know who you are little bro

GETTING 13-0'D BY LULQUID KEKEKEKEKEK

Azzelastia calling other people annoying is crazy icl

Tbf Zellsis' best performances have been on Killjoy, maybe he turns out to be cracked on senti

johnqt been playing initiator in off season events so I assume Zellsis is moving to sentinel

How does brother play the least populated role in NA and still not get any offers for T1? Leaf and potentially yay if he gets back in form are like the only world class sentinel players in NA and brother still somehow didn't impress enough to get a spot over mfs like moose and Zellsis

neT might be cooked, if he runs it back his ass ain't even getting back to an Ascension tournament

Bit of a mix of the 2. Only being able to play Neon and no one else is a big problem. Having Sage, Deadlock, Phoenix, Reyna, Iso and Harbour as your agent pool is also a massive problem

Which players have the most scuffed agent pools?

Xeppaa is a pretty big candidate imo, Skye, arguably the worst initiator at the moment, is the only agent he really plays to a tier 1 level

Jinggg is another big culprit, who really only plays Raze and Neon, though it seems like he's learning sentinel for this season so that may change soon

TenZ had an absolutely tapped agent pool, Omen was honestly the only agent where his util usage looked elite. People will say his Kay/o was insane as well but his Kay/o util honestly looked pretty mid, he just played really aggressive and clicked heads

Who else?

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/7dedba79 Clown9

Device bros we are so back

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/5cd1c53a

Every single GC trophy will be won by G2 or SR for a solid 4 more years GC is a 2 team scene

100T: From Bang to Zander (1) - downgrade
C9: From Vanity to V1c (2) - idk
From Runi to Rossy (3) - upgrade
EG: From Jawgemo to Sym (4) - downgrade
From Apoth to Yay (5) - upgrade
FURIA: From Nzr to Heat (6) - upgrade
From Xand to Raafa (7) - upgrade
G2: From Icy to Jawgemo (8) - upgrade
KRU: From Melser to Mazino (9) - upgrade
From Heat to Adverso (10) - downgrade
LEV: From Aspas to Demon1 (11) - downgrade
From Mazino to Natank (12) - idk
LOUD: From Saadhak to V1nny (13) - downgrade
From Less to Dgzin (14) - downgrade
NRG: From Demon1 to Mada (15) - upgrade
From Crashies to Verno (16) - upgrade
SEN: From TenZ to Bang (17) - idk
From Sacy to N4RRATE (18) - upgrade

2022 FPX

I miss my goats

I would honestly rather every player be a screeching Reyna one trick who hasn't played a game on their peak diamond main in 3 years and just makes fresh accounts to play in iron lobbies so they can spam ez and stave off the feeling that they haven't improved at the game in years despite dedicating a majority of their time to it each day than have a single Sage main on my team

I'm gonna start crashing out if I see one more fucking useless brainlet lock this dogshit agent in my games and proceed to drop 2 kills in an octuple OT game because they couldn't possibly fathom the most basic fucking tac FPS ideas like space and angles and think because they fucking sit there with their thumb up their arse and occasionally take a brake from trying to eat the keys on their keyboards to heal me for 17 health that they're engaging in the pinnacle of supportive team coordination and are thus immune from even the lightest suggestion of using their fucking brains and not knife out crouch peaking long 2 milliseconds into the round.

And it's always after I lock fucking Cypher or Killjoy as well, these useless fucking lobotomites genuinely could not bring the singular cell that makes up their biology to even attempt to understand the idea of a team comp and think they're entitled to lock Sage every fucking game without fail because what they originally possessed that may or may not have been a brain has been fucking disintegrated by countless hours of playing nothing but Mercy in Overwatch and they think "oH gUyS wE nEeD a HeAlEr" because they think every fucking FPS game has to have the dedicated "here is the character for the useless fucktard with mechanical skill on par with a lobotomised cat to still contribute something" and are genuinely insulted by the notion that an FPS game would require them to use their fucking gun at any point.

I beg Riot nukes Sage off the face of the planet so I never have to deal with these fucking amoebas ever again.

If you had to build a fully South American roster that could win a trophy, which 5 players would you pick, assuming you could only use players still playing in Americas

For me I'd go zap, aspas, Mazino, Shyy and heat

Heretics: Trying to stop teams with momentum/adapting to what the attackers are doing when they're on defence

Ik Furia is probably the biggest org in Brazil across all of esports, but I swear across every single esport they have a team in I've never heard of any Furia roster winning a major title

They literally signed the R6 roster who won every tournament in 2023 and the team immediately fell off and got overtaken in their own region

Is the org just cursed?

Mark my words

Just went against ZER lux9 in DM https://www.vlr.gg/player/14612/lux9, along with 2 other immos and 3 ascendants. I'm literally fucking gold. Wtf is wrong with riot? My hidden mmr can't be that high

Would he be busted or nah?

Go back to doing ur math homework lil bro

Fraudulent list, number_2_cNed_fan isn't here (the better cNed fan) + n4rrate word

Can't wait for 2030 when all the Brazilian TO's get their shit together and attract all the big orgs, w7m, FaZe, SK, paiN, CASE, Black Dragons and Imperials all sign Brazilian tier 2 rosters and just start unearthing ranked demons left right and centre and Brazil completely takes over Americas (I am severely deluded)

I am going to be the FNS of this event and give some of the most masterful tactics and midrounding ever seen whilst dropping generational stinkers

Duelist meta would be Jett, Raze and Yoru, imo those are the healthiest and most entertaining to watch

Initiator meta would be Sova, Fade and Kay/o cuz they're the least annoying

Sentinel meta would be Chamber cuz he's entertaining to watch when not in the turbo mega ultra broken state he was in 2022

Controller meta would be Omen since he's incredibly entertaining to watch when played aggressively

Best Overall Player: Wo0t

Best Duelist: zekken
Best scan initiator: RieNs
Best flash initiator: Wo0t
Best Controller: Karon
Best Sentinel: Jinggg
Best IGL: valyn
Rookie of the year: Verno

Bangkok Winner: Team Heretics
Toronto Winner: Team Heretics
Paris Winner: PRX (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'VE WAITED TOO LONG)

Team that will shatter expectations: BBL
Team that will fail to meet expectation: VIT

Team of the Year: Team Heretics

What is your Tesco meal deal? For me it's gotta be salmon and tuna sushi main, BBQ flavoured lentil chips for snack and an Aussie lemonade monster for the drink

Can I cop Araxys vandal?

Ok but in terms of raw aim

https://youtu.be/39TQ3uRjoGo?si=NYiz3VHM47ubqvr9

I mean Wo0t's aim is honestly up there, that 4k vs DRG genuinely looked like aimbot

dev1ce

He is from China actually

I'm so cooked how did I forget cNed

Imo candidates are

aspas, Demon1, yay, xccurate (his op was honestly elite on T1 when they actually used their brains and put him on Chamber), Zmjjkk, Derke, t3xture, BuZz, something and ardiis

And then Mako woke up and finished 5th/6th at Bangkok, 7th/8th at Montreal and 5th/6th at Paris

Pro players literally get farmed by the odin idk what ur on about

I have no idea how this gun is still in the state it is. It's time to kill is absurd considering it's penetration and ammo count, and it requires literally negative aim if u ADS

Nerf this fuckin gun honestly

Idk the sprays on Glitchpop feel so inaccurate, like Glitchpop phantom is unironically bottom 3 phantom skins imo

Krostaly is just a sub for RBHG, yetujey will be back to sentinel once ATAKAPTAN is back and xeus will be their sole duelist

Western EU, central EU and Scandinavia absolutely

Idk about Eastern EU but from talking to Eastern European people who moved here it doesn't sound great

But Scandinavian countries are basically paradise and most of Western Europe are fairly moderately liberal, have a lot of human rights, reasonable costs of living and healthcare

Fair, I just put it there because every time I see Overdrive in game me and my team will be getting rolled on defence, we'll swap to attack, win the pistol, get to the bonus and I'll pick up Overdrive off an enemy and proceed to get 2 and not die 7 rounds in a row before failing the comeback and losing like 13-9

Imperium, the finisher on this shit is elite
Prime, people say it's outdated and fell off and that it's not that good anymore but I honestly find it super slick and not too distracting
Overdrive, it's simple yet really clean and the sounds are immaculate
Primordium, I swear this skinline is like top 5 in Valorant but no one ever talks about it. It's like a less distracting, cleaner version of Elderflame
Radiant Crisis, this shit is ELITE the effects are sick but I swear I haven't seen people running it since like 2022

Idk, if he ever gets killed by a weird play it's highly likely he's gonna drop a SEN Invitational, Sentinels vs Team Tarik round 13 and then yell at johnqt for not clearing it with his drone, then when Zellsis tells him to chill he'll point out he's triple negative and tell him to download aim labs

I'm sorry to tell you this, but Life is running through every single smoke and killing 3 people with util in their hands at least 6 rounds a map