Go back to doing ur math homework lil bro

Fraudulent list, number_2_cNed_fan isn't here (the better cNed fan) + n4rrate word

Can't wait for 2030 when all the Brazilian TO's get their shit together and attract all the big orgs, w7m, FaZe, SK, paiN, CASE, Black Dragons and Imperials all sign Brazilian tier 2 rosters and just start unearthing ranked demons left right and centre and Brazil completely takes over Americas (I am severely deluded)

I am going to be the FNS of this event and give some of the most masterful tactics and midrounding ever seen whilst dropping generational stinkers

Duelist meta would be Jett, Raze and Yoru, imo those are the healthiest and most entertaining to watch

Initiator meta would be Sova, Fade and Kay/o cuz they're the least annoying

Sentinel meta would be Chamber cuz he's entertaining to watch when not in the turbo mega ultra broken state he was in 2022

Controller meta would be Omen since he's incredibly entertaining to watch when played aggressively

Best Overall Player: Wo0t

Best Duelist: zekken
Best scan initiator: RieNs
Best flash initiator: Wo0t
Best Controller: Karon
Best Sentinel: Jinggg
Best IGL: valyn
Rookie of the year: Verno

Bangkok Winner: Team Heretics
Toronto Winner: Team Heretics
Paris Winner: PRX (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'VE WAITED TOO LONG)

Team that will shatter expectations: BBL
Team that will fail to meet expectation: VIT

Team of the Year: Team Heretics

What is your Tesco meal deal? For me it's gotta be salmon and tuna sushi main, BBQ flavoured lentil chips for snack and an Aussie lemonade monster for the drink

Can I cop Araxys vandal?

Ok but in terms of raw aim

https://youtu.be/39TQ3uRjoGo?si=NYiz3VHM47ubqvr9

I mean Wo0t's aim is honestly up there, that 4k vs DRG genuinely looked like aimbot

dev1ce

He is from China actually

I'm so cooked how did I forget cNed

Imo candidates are

aspas, Demon1, yay, xccurate (his op was honestly elite on T1 when they actually used their brains and put him on Chamber), Zmjjkk, Derke, t3xture, BuZz, something and ardiis

And then Mako woke up and finished 5th/6th at Bangkok, 7th/8th at Montreal and 5th/6th at Paris

Pro players literally get farmed by the odin idk what ur on about

I have no idea how this gun is still in the state it is. It's time to kill is absurd considering it's penetration and ammo count, and it requires literally negative aim if u ADS

Nerf this fuckin gun honestly

Idk the sprays on Glitchpop feel so inaccurate, like Glitchpop phantom is unironically bottom 3 phantom skins imo

Krostaly is just a sub for RBHG, yetujey will be back to sentinel once ATAKAPTAN is back and xeus will be their sole duelist

Western EU, central EU and Scandinavia absolutely

Idk about Eastern EU but from talking to Eastern European people who moved here it doesn't sound great

But Scandinavian countries are basically paradise and most of Western Europe are fairly moderately liberal, have a lot of human rights, reasonable costs of living and healthcare

Fair, I just put it there because every time I see Overdrive in game me and my team will be getting rolled on defence, we'll swap to attack, win the pistol, get to the bonus and I'll pick up Overdrive off an enemy and proceed to get 2 and not die 7 rounds in a row before failing the comeback and losing like 13-9

Imperium, the finisher on this shit is elite
Prime, people say it's outdated and fell off and that it's not that good anymore but I honestly find it super slick and not too distracting
Overdrive, it's simple yet really clean and the sounds are immaculate
Primordium, I swear this skinline is like top 5 in Valorant but no one ever talks about it. It's like a less distracting, cleaner version of Elderflame
Radiant Crisis, this shit is ELITE the effects are sick but I swear I haven't seen people running it since like 2022

Idk, if he ever gets killed by a weird play it's highly likely he's gonna drop a SEN Invitational, Sentinels vs Team Tarik round 13 and then yell at johnqt for not clearing it with his drone, then when Zellsis tells him to chill he'll point out he's triple negative and tell him to download aim labs

I'm sorry to tell you this, but Life is running through every single smoke and killing 3 people with util in their hands at least 6 rounds a map

Surely kaajak > kamo and t3xture > BuZz

Imo the success of EG 2025 all hinges on if yay ends up being a fucking demon on full time sentinel or not

If yes, then 2025 EG's ceiling is probably around 7th-8th at internationals

If no, their ceiling is like 7th-8th regionally

Ye tho they can't really do much with him till like halfway through the year, if N4RRATE does turn out to be an awful fit with the rest of the team then they're either stuck with him till then or will have to make a roster move after Kickoff

Tbf I don't think I saw him smile once during his entire stint on KC, I feel like he's just one of those players that can't really have fun on stage

After watching his streams I feel like N4RRATE will be an absolute black hole for the teams vibes

He seems like he'd get super annoyed at Zellsis being loud and obnoxious and get hyper tilted and just generally fuck the mood of the team up if they're not absolutely running through their opponents

Mako
Zmjjkk
trexx
Leaf
f0rsakeN
something
Mistic
RieNs
JonahP
Derke

I fucking hate Falcons but I love former Astralis players and s1mple so it makes it very hard to watch them be complete dookie

I didn't say they were, I said 2G and Furia were at least better than Loud and then possibly better than KRU

KRU is 100% better than Loud

Since the B site changes on Sunset Cypher really hasn't looked as appealing as before

So who takes over as the best sentinel?

Imo it's between Chamber, Vyse or just Cypher staying as the best option

Chamber is really good at taking and keeping control of A main with your Omen and Kay/o players and can pretty much solo hold the lane once he's on the line, freeing up your Omen and Kay/o to rotate early as well as allowing your duelist to make an aggressive play down mid or fight for B main control

Meanwhile Vyse can really easily cripple a B execute by isolating the duelist as they enter with her wall and picking them off early with her flash

Then Cypher can still work quite well on Sunset cuz of he's still the best at keeping intel on mid while simultaneously playing on site because of the market cam. He's just nowhere near as good at halting the push in B main and will probably need to play retake more than before

What do you think?

I honestly think 2G and Furia will be pretty good all things considered, at least better than C9, EG if yay isn't El Diablo again and Loud, possibly better than KRU and competing with LEV, NRG and MIBR

Goated CS players who joined Falcons and forgor how to use their hands

How did dupreeh and Magisk falloff so hard after winning Paris? Is Falcons just the destroyer of auras? Is their IGL just that bad?

Bumping to remind everyone that this was the start of Demon1's falloff

I think this may be the last year anyone seriously considers any of the OpTic players to be current competitors. Victor, crashies and Marved's time is tier 1 is more or less finished, we know this is FNS' last year competing and yay is at his lowest point ever. If it doesn't work out for him on EG then this may be his last year competing as well.

All of OpTic may be out of tier 1 in 2026

Actual tragic times icl

I think it'll be Yoru, Neon/Jett, Sova, Killjoy and Astra

NRG will only make Champs and will probably get grouped

So is the roster keznit, Mazino, Shyyy, adverso and then one of Melser or ne1by? Cuz if so, that's a lowkey scary roster. If only they'd kept heat smh

Has to be either C9 or KRU imo

JitBoyS was playing sentinel earlier this year though, they could easily drop ban and move JitBoyS to sentinel and run sScary on smokes

Any reason why Talon isn't trying to sign sScary?

All I really knew about Astralis was their legendary CS roster that won like everything for a couple of years, but now the general consensus is that the org is on the level of EG and everyone hates them. How did this happen?

Damn, RBHG waiting room is rough icl

I figured something out about Valorant's map design

The sites are all really barren

Think about every site in Valorant, and the amount of actual cover on the site not including angles offsite like heaven, CT or link

Pearl A site literally has one L box and secret in terms of cover on site, and B just has screen, hall and pillar

Haven A site literally has one box in the middle of the site, B site has the large box in the middle and back site, C has one main box, plat and the close right box

Bind B site is just tube, cubby and the box on the left, then A site is just truck, hookah, L box and bench

Split B site is just the box and pillar, then A site is just elbow and screen

Abyss A site is quite literally one box in the middle of the site, and then B is 2 boxes

Sunset A is just the default box and the tall box, and B was just pillar before the update

Ascent is really the only map in Valorant that doesn't have this trend, with each site having at least 4 positions on site you can play pretty that aren't one and dones or corners

And this fact makes Valorant defence pretty much just a game of take aggressive control or play retake, there's really no passive play on site at a high level in Valorant

Yeah honestly I don't get the hype around s0m in particular when compared to a lot of players. He's a fantastic player but so are like half of all players at the top level of Valorant

Would've preferred they drop the bag to keep Elite and then signed Rose from PCIFIC tbh

No clips but mixwell said that he used to basically bully Boo on 2023 Heretics and brought the whole vibe of the team down, and before 2023 LCQ they straight up benched him for it