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Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: June 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Has to be between Vansilli and Pavlos imo

Pavlos can't pronounce a single IGN to save his life and is the most uninteresting caster going

Vansilli's voice is just fucking annoying

posted 7 months ago

R6 Montreal Major starts a day before it and ends the same day

Personally I will be watching my goats DarkZero win their second major

posted 7 months ago

He was dropping slurs in SEN vs Tarik and that shit had zero stakes idk bro

posted 7 months ago

Cuz they know N4RRATE's tilted ass has a lotta choice words rn

posted 7 months ago

Thinking Mans Valorant is thinking

posted 7 months ago

dort's favourite team is no longer a complete failure and laughing stock, we are cooked as a website, this little gormless baiter can run amuck

posted 7 months ago

He is ok : )

posted 7 months ago

Yee he just got stuck with st00l and bot thrower genghsta after C9 ruined his career so he was understandably not in the best headspace and was frustrated at his bum team mates

Then on Bleed there was already an internal feud between sScary and crazyguy and he just picked a side in that feud, plus crazyguy was defending Bleed and being a weirdo on Twitter which should tell u what kinda person he is

Most people in his situation probably would've been way worse

posted 7 months ago

The Australian team in Pacific Ascension looked infinitely better than GE and RVNT regardless of how many good OCE players there are it's at least a better shout to have them than an Indian team that fields shit players who aren't even Indian and massively mismanages every roster

posted 7 months ago

Please replace GE with OCE org, possibly get FlyQuest to field Australian roster like they do in CS

posted 7 months ago

Please spam this retard with friend requests, just got him in my ranked game and we lost 5 rounds and he immediately started crying in text chat and throwing

https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/Shinbu%20Messatsu%2300000/overview?playlist=competitive

posted 7 months ago

Bro they have 12 players listed in the event they're doing rn

Are they trialling everyone or something?

posted 7 months ago

Dw, was just banned for a day for inappropriate content

posted 7 months ago

And ur goofy ass was still glazing them and saying Ethan was the best igl in the world, why are acting surprised about getting clowned when NRG crashed and burned?

posted 7 months ago

The whole point of my post in that Heretics won more vs Americas than one that played every Americas team + Americas kickoff + outplaced every Americas team at 2/3 internationals off the back of eliminating 2 Americas teams in the lower bracket semis and lower bracket finals

posted 7 months ago

Yeah I never really watched TenZ and got the sense that he was a veteran player, he always looks like he's always playing in brain off, monging out, running it down in ranked mode

posted 7 months ago

U talking like NRG won any trophies this year

posted 7 months ago

Won more games vs NA than Demon1 did tho

posted 7 months ago

TH LANS made in 2024: 3
TH finals made in 2024: 4
TH playoffs made in 2024: 2

NRG LANS made in 2024: 0
NRG finals made in 2024: 0
NRG playoffs made in 2024: 0

posted 7 months ago

In 2024 Team Heretics won more games vs NA teams than NRG did KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

posted 7 months ago

Icy, Okeanos, corey and penny would all probably be better options than both ngl

posted 7 months ago

Damn, what about Gen.G made u not wanna support them? My goat s3xture has infinite charisma and Karon was easily rookie of the year last year

posted 7 months ago

Better be getting icy I stg

As much as I enjoy clowning on him he at least has a brain and knows the difference between entrying and inting

posted 7 months ago

As a certified gold warrior, yes this shit is SO AIDS to play against

Would rather have 2022 Chamber and 2021 Viper, Astra and Jett and 2023 Skye all at the same time

posted 7 months ago

Pacific - f0rsakeN and t3xture
China - BerLiN, Zmjjkk and Autumn
Americas - FNS, Boostio and Jawgemo

posted 7 months ago

I think they have to break their BO5 curse first

posted 7 months ago

I feel like in Valorant we can comfortably say FNC vs Loud

R6 I feel like is definitely FaZe vs w7m at SI 2023

CS is probably FaZe vs C9 at Boston Major

Other than that I'm not really sure, I don't really follow other esports. Any League, RL, Fortnite, Dota 2 and other big esports I'm forgetting able to inform me?

posted 7 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't lying about the roster being temporary and sym is getting replaced by icy because holy

posted 7 months ago

People who want Ascent rotated out or changed at all, imagine what ranked would become if that happened

Sure VCT becomes more exciting to watch, but all of a sudden you have to play maps where you either have to push out and fight for map control or play retake

Idk about you but I do NOT want to rely on my ranked team mates for that

posted 7 months ago

Bring Me the Horizon, My Chemical Romance, Surf Curse, Arctic Monkeys

posted 7 months ago

And Victor still looks washed on her

posted 7 months ago

SR or G2 there are literally no other GC teams

posted 7 months ago

Rito gaming please add phone number verification it would feed generations

posted 7 months ago

I swear Game Changers Championship has gotten more marketing than Champs this year

Am I just going schizo or has anyone else noticed this?

posted 7 months ago

Please do not normalise singing your messages, this is behaviour that validates swyvboi's retarded nonsense and I would rather we didn't do that

posted 7 months ago

Wo0t will be the face of EMEA for 2025 and 2026 but after 2027 Sayonara is the face of Valorant

posted 7 months ago

Can't wait for back to back yay Cypher 40 bombs

posted 7 months ago

I don't think a single person is underrating G2. Everyone knows they're the best team in Americas

posted 7 months ago

We will see if NRG is truly a cursed org if this 2025 roster fails, cuz every roster they've had has been world class on paper but turned out to be disappointing

2022 NRG - has s0m, eeiu, Ethan, tex and hazed, which is a stacked lineup in retrospect but at the time seemed incredibly mid

2023 NRG - got pretty much the only player who rivalled yay on Chamber in 2022 and he immediately loses form, along with the core of the best team of 2022 who seem to lose some of the magic as soon as they sign to NRG

2024 NRG - got the best player of 2023 who much like ardiis, immediately lost his form as he got on NRG, as well as a team around him of 4 insane talents who didn't get along and seemingly really didn't give it their all

NRG CEO must be the most malded man on earth

posted 7 months ago

C9

Dogshit boring ass org who just leech off of the stipend every year while investing as little as possible into the scene and doing nothing but crashing out of playoffs

posted 7 months ago

Reminds me of peak kennyS

I miss my goat

posted 7 months ago

Surprised no one's said Wo0t yet. In terms of raw mechanics he's fucking ridiculous

posted 7 months ago

Ur so right

posted 7 months ago

Which 10 orgs would you pick for each region? Personally I'd go

EMEA

FNC
NAVI
Vitality
Heretics
Liquid
MOUZ
Eternal Fire
Team Spirit
Karmine Corp
Virtus.pro

Americas

SEN
Complexity
G2
OpTic
100T
9z
KRU
Loud
w7m
Furia

Pacific

PRX
DRX
Secret
Talon
Gen.G
T1
Zeta
SCARZ
Invictus
FlyQuest (with an OCE roster)

China

EDG
BLG
Trace
FPX
Weibo
Rare Atom
TYLOO
Wolves
TEC
LNG Esports

posted 7 months ago

Isn't the rumoured roster cortezia, nzr, artzin, xenom and aspas?

posted 7 months ago

Ur just rage baiting for no reason

posted 7 months ago

C9's single fan spotted

posted 7 months ago

Nice try lil bro, we all know you're Brazilian

posted 7 months ago
  1. G2 - Arguably the most consistent NA squad in 2024, their weakest player who was largely just a job doer duelist who was there to get baited has been replaced with arguably the best entry player in Valorant atm

  2. SEN - bang is about as good a replacement as any for TenZ and N4RRATE is a big upgrade over Sacy. Zellsis, N4RRATE and zekken all on the same team means the squad has insane flexibility and Zellsis is really the only player not known for his fragging

  3. NRG - A mix of 2 incredibly young players as the star fraggers, s0m who has been a consistent performer for 2 years and then 2 of the most experienced players in all of NA, including an undisputed top 2 IGL of all time in Valorant. Minus points for all their fans being insufferable retard sex offenders tho

  4. MIBR - Call me crazy but NZR is a very good IGL and can frag consistently + they have the coach of 2023 Loud, aspas is aspas, then they have the best player from MIBR last year and 2 incredibly talented young Brazilian players

  5. 100T - Honestly I think Zander is a bit of a downgrade from bang but they still have Boostio, who is up there with FNS in terms of IGL'ing as well as eeiu, the best initiator in Americas, and Cryo who has an insane ceiling in terms of his fragging if set up correctly

  6. LEV - Have an insane amount of talent, naTank can definitely make up for Demon1's weaknesses and be the main entry, allowing him to just take over games from the back. tex and kiNgg are both insanely talented and c0m has great util usage. Not too sure about the team's calling compared to the top teams in Americas but their firepower is so ridiculously high that they're number 6 purely because of that

  7. 2G - I honestly have super high stocks in them. I think Zap is a great caller and probably the best vibes guy/emotional leader in Americas, and he's surrounded by cracked Brazilian aimers who have entirely bought into his and the coaches system. I could honestly see them being even higher than this.

  8. EG - supamen and Derrek are both great players. NaturE is very clutch. Sym and yay are 2 massive question marks imo. We still haven't really seen yay outside of nightmare jail teams since 2022 and sym didn't really seem like he was keeping up with the other duelists at Ascension. They definitely have potential to be world class though, and I wouldn't be shocked if they were higher than this.

  9. KRU - They fumbled signing Saadhak and I honestly think that really hurt the team's chances for next season after they kicked heat. They don't have any bad players though and I think adverso is a fine caller, plus Atom is a great coach. They're still making Champs regardless

  10. C9 - Idk who the fuck v1c is but immi is the middest coach of all time and I don't think OXY and Rossy are good enough to carry the team to any substantial success

  11. Loud - Loud as we know it is pretty much dead, and while dgzin is exciting v1nny really isn't a proven caller, meanwhile the coaching staff didn't seem great from what we saw of Loud last year. cauanzin and pANcada are still elite though

  12. Furia - Could go higher since mwzera didn't build a circle of yes men to tongue fuck his asshole this time around but I still don't have any faith in this roster. heat is sick tho

posted 7 months ago

C9 is WAY too high and NRG and 2G are way too low

posted 7 months ago
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