We running Babybay on Iso and leaf on Viper instead of the other way around?

Brain injury?

Nah 100T and SEN fans are complete opposites

SEN fans will cope regardless of what their eyes tell them and say "just give it time" no matter how deep into the season they are

100T fans are all giga doomers who start making the 100T fix threads after the first round loss of the season

House MD

Bless us with the sight of Saadhak duellist

Boostio 100% above C0M

Boostio in 2024 was fairly successful as an IGL and could still somewhat keep up in terms of shooting and lowkey Zikz terrorism probably dragged him down in 2025

Spiritually the same as Zaza dropping 38 in a scrim

Does that make yay Kingsman?

Bro put a LLL player on his vfl team AINTNOWAY

B-b-b-based?!?!?

Actual Loud fix is to fire all the management and start clean the org lucked out signing pANcada e amigos and every decision they've made after signing cauanzin and tuyz has been terrible

Aspas threw Toronto on purpose because he was terrified of Spring's sheer unfiltered testosterone

Got a spot over cortezia btw

Nepospas

The only people who seriously thought MIBR were beating NRG were the people who unironically watch aspas edits and genuinely take "aura" into account when rating players

People often do when discussing the goat contention but I do think he'll be up there if he puts up anymore good international performances

Yh in terms of practicality winning a Masters is about as difficult as winning a Champs so I value them equally

Prime - yay
Trophies - Chronicle
Consistency - aspas
Cultural impact - Zmjjkk or TenZ honestly idk
Success over multiple teams - Ethan
Game impact - aspas
Big game impact - Ethan
Innovation - nAts

I don't think we can have this convo till 2030 lowkey

Lar0k was a known and expected quantity, he's the Reliable Man to Comeback's Potential Man

Lar0k is the Choso or Todo brand of goat

Always bet on Hakari

lover's rock hitting T1 is like when Gojo's birth shifted the entire power balance of the JJK universe

Goked biggest fear - the number 12
Chet biggest fear - having to come up with a strat without FNS
Itopata biggest fear - not being invited to aspas' telegram chat (he knows his ass getting cut)

Be so fr there ain't no way TL are making it past TH, NAVI, VIT the second time or even FNC, and even if by some miracle they do M8's lowk clear all those teams and that's assuming they even lose to BBL in the first place

Americas

NRG - Keiko
G2 - trent
MIBR - aspas
100T - Timotino
SEN - johnqt
LEV - Sato
KRU - Less
EG - dgzin
LOUD - luk_xo
FUR - koalanoob
NV - keznit

EMEA

FNC - Alfajer
TH - RieNs
VIT - Derke
BBL - Lar0k
NAVI - Ruxic
M8 - Minny
PCIFIC - seven
ULF - nekky (will be s0pp when he comes in tho)
TL - nAts
FUT - yetujey
KC - suygetsu
GX - westside

Pacific

PRX - f0rsakeN
GEN.G - t3xture
T1 - Meteor
DRX - HYUNMIN
NS - Rb
VL - XuNa
FS - primmie
RRQ - Jemkin
TS - Sylvan
GE - PatMen
DFM - Meiy
ZETA - SugarZ3ro

China

EDG - Zmjjkk
FPX - Life
WOL - Spring
DRG - vo0kashu
BLG - whzy
TYL - slowly
JDG - stew
AG - K1ra
XLG - happywei
TE - Kai
TEC - Haodong
NOVA - heybay

Nah Munchkin aspas RieNs could be a whimsical trio ngl and bang isn't really a vibes negative he's vibes neutral

Frost and termi enemies to lovers arc would go crazy on this team too icl

globeX
Ethan
Venka
fl1pzider
riyabtw

The spite is generational I could kinda respect it from a fan of any org besides TS

https://youtu.be/AupRI3NIIA4?si=ikSV4QF4sgg9lqe8 what bro's doing instead of playing btw

Why is bro the biggest invy hater

Just be happy he escaped the turbo shithouse TS after years of being in the gulag

White boy just needed a little Spanish on his team and he was dialled, meanwhile Less and trexx are competing for biggest vibes terrorists in history and stax and N4RRATE are the biggest tilters, and then you got Inspire having the BabyJ persona calling to him like the green goblin mask every time his team loses with man advantage

Victor and Marved too washed I think and crashies and Ethan are phenomenal players but not superstar fraggers who you imagine to put up big numbers consistently, plus I'm still not entirely sold on Demon1 being fully back. He's only played lower table teams so far and even on 2024 NRG he was feasting on some dogshit teams

Claiming the goat Burger King has no hype is truly the most 0/8 statement I've ever seen

trexx
N4RRATE
Less
Inspire
stax

Who resorts to physical violence first?

swyvboi prolly gave up after seeing the 2025 disasterclass let's be so fr

Comeback was also born in the mud, he has passed on the techniques to his team

Let him cook

Grass is green

1% chance

100% faith

My agenda doesn't care about your facts

Heretics wins Masters Santiago and stage 1 and Masters London and stage 2 and Champs and also EWC and also the SEN city classic and go down in history as the Astralis of Valorant it is written in the stars after I sacrificed my firstborn to RieNs

I still think we at least looked better than GX, FNC, TL and KC and we could out mud fest ranked gameplay BBL if benjy is hitting and Comeback plays like he did on Bind, plus the NAVI game could've easily been a 2-0 if Boo won any of his 1v1 scenarios

There's still hope Heretics bros

If this is the start of you cooking, then maybe I can kinda fw you

Why are we on the EU version of SEN fanfics arc

What is this chungus ass 2024 comp bro

Alright gng ggs, go next map

Nah usually he plays ass for group stage and locks in during playoffs until they qualify at which point he returns to Zellsis mode

I know exactly what we lost bro Wo0t is on fucking Yoru on Haven what happened to my Turkish Iso

Ball knowledge, I still remember MiniBoo with paTiTek setting him up was top 10 duellist itw

Comeback don't trade those

At least he dodged pi but yh brother is ass

neilzinho spotted roaming the streets of Berlin looking for Lohan's address

What having zero capacity to recognise writing and being an auraslop frog does to a mf

You will be sorely missed

-MiniBoo and it's consequences

Send me to the fucking CS gulag bro

gos9

If TL drop to the lower bracket and then win one game I'll start believing in the gluequid ascension train narrative