my-dad-ate-my-toes
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Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: January 23, 2026 at 9:22 PM
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Damn, SEN fan saying literally the only esport they have any relevance in is dead is crazy

posted 11 months ago

Real asf, KRU mogs zekken and friends

posted 11 months ago

I still have no idea how casters refrained from calling jzz jizz by accident when he was in T1

posted 11 months ago

Kool Aid by BMTH gotta be my favourite

posted 11 months ago

Ok but surely that means ur mum wouldn't be interested in you and you could just wingman for ur dad

posted 11 months ago

If you got Back to the Future'd do you think you'd be able to get your parents to fall in love again or would you be erased from existence?

posted 11 months ago

Top 2 EMEA - Heretics and Vitality
Top 2 Americas - G2 and SEN
Top 2 Pacific - DRX and Gen.G

Bangkok Swiss Winners - G2, VIT, EDG, TH

Bangkok Winner - Any of the 4 Swiss winners tbh

Overrated team at Bangkok - SEN
Underrated team at Bangkok - TE

Overrated player at Bangkok - Honestly idk, I feel like every individual player is being rated pretty fairly atm
Underrated player at Bangkok - S1Mon

posted 11 months ago

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posted 11 months ago

Yeah slightly worried SEN may just be a zekken and friends team but we'll see

posted 11 months ago

The sheer fucking agony and hatred that statement inspires in me is infinite

Ur right tho, which makes it even worse

posted 11 months ago

This series was actually a BO1

posted 11 months ago

Bro he is NOT letting you hit, hop off lil buddy

posted 11 months ago

Perhaps C0M's son has potential after all

posted 11 months ago

Easier to bait on attack

posted 11 months ago

Finished? He never even started on Raze bro

posted 11 months ago

Nah Spirit will find 5 random Russian 18 year olds from ranked who turn out to all be the second coming of Wo0t/Sayonara

posted 11 months ago

Are any of the TL Academy players cracked? I've never heard of any of them except qpert

posted 11 months ago

https://youtu.be/sLoQLPTms3o?si=eMQo9JxHRNVjGGIr

This one is up there for me

posted 11 months ago

Doubt it, I honestly imagine he's gonna get hard gapped by aspas

posted 11 months ago

Bro this mf is the most petulant guy on the planet. He got kicked from an org after his team had a horrendous season and then violated the competitive rules and regulations and got suspended for it, and ever since I swear every time I've seen him he's passive aggressively whining about either NRG or Riot. This guy is allergic to any sense of decorum I stg. Just accept the L and go back to coaching tier 3 CS little bro

posted 11 months ago

Monster energy khaotic flavour it tastes like battery acid but orange flavoured

posted 11 months ago

xeus for me

posted 11 months ago

Real asf, Fenis needs to tap into the Buddhist meditation meta and eliminate all doubts within himself

posted 11 months ago

Dfm beat prx - no
Loud are a top 4 Americas team - yes
China are contenders - yes
Yay is back in Tier 1 - yes
Liquid is top 4 in emea - IHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUID
Bbl beat fnatic - no
Flor is in Tier 1 - no
Fns is still playing - yes
Saadhak is in emea - no
T1 is the best pacific team - no
Geng is in the lowers - no
Demon1 is mid - Absolutely 100% yes Demon1 was a one team wonder his ass is never recovering unless literally all of 2023 EG reunite with Potter, zikz and a new reserve roster to scrim

posted 11 months ago

Tbh I have Loud taking it vs SEN in the rematch but other than that you cooked

posted 11 months ago

This org can literally never deliver on the potential of their rosters, no matter how promising or talented they are. It's like putting on an NRG jersey just saps the power of any Valorant player who touches it. There has to be some cosmic moral force at play that prevents bums like dort from gaining any satisfaction watching Valorant.

posted 11 months ago

True, I also expect Fennel to win Bangkok

posted 11 months ago

VLR is saved

Absolute cinema

posted 11 months ago

If players get massively overhyped people find it annoying, then when they underdeliver people over correct with the hating

I am one of those people, drop this V0rno fraud and sign ardiis

posted 11 months ago

No Results Guaranteed goes pretty hard if you add a comma in to make it No Results, Guaranteed (because NRG have NEVER delivered on any of their roster's potential)

posted 11 months ago

The evil of vlr users so retarded you question if they're even baiting anymore has been vanquished by glorious South American heroes

posted 11 months ago

Assmolestia

posted 11 months ago

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

posted 11 months ago

Kid named mada:

posted 11 months ago

Get this mf some help Jesus Christ he is the only reason NRG won this map

posted 11 months ago

Wolves, they looked genuinely horrific with what should've been a top 4 roster in CN

posted 11 months ago

It's genuinely crazy how bad FNS' fragging is

When you watch other senior citizens like ANGE1, Boaster and JessieVash play they're noticeably weaker than the other players in the server but they're still able to at least be a threat to other players. FNS genuinely feels like his team is playing with one of the bots from the tutorial where it can only kill you if you run out of ammo or flanks you

posted 11 months ago

I never watched Verno play is he just an onliner or was he always this shit?

posted 11 months ago

HE'S FUCKING GERIATRIC

posted 11 months ago

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posted 11 months ago

Assmolestia

posted 11 months ago

Number 2 most retarded user has been banished until split 1

Now imagine if KRU win now and banish the number 1 most retarded user until then on the same day

posted 11 months ago

He'd probably start repping the LEV flair if the mere sight of flags that aren't America or Canada didn't send him into a blind frenzy

posted 11 months ago

Looks like lil bro's gonna be clinging on to 2023 and coping for another year

posted 11 months ago

If yay is a coughing baby Demon1 is a sperm cell

He truly is Semen1

posted 11 months ago

Went from Champs winner to nataNk's adopted son

posted 11 months ago

Bangkok will be what I was hoping Madrid would be

posted 11 months ago

We all clowned him for deciding to bench Demon1 but he was right his ass should go back to streaming 6 hours of Iso one tricking a day

posted 11 months ago

DEMON1 ACTUALLY DID MOLLY HIMSELF HOLY SHIT

posted 11 months ago
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