NA gets players from the top NA teams, all T1 players and their worst is C0M

Meanwhile half the EU players they picked are unemployed, then fucking Boaster, TH minus their 3 best players and hiro

Tarik deffo set this up for NA to win

ScreaM's overwhelming masculinity causes intense fear and distress in NA team and makes all of their hands shake, then he drops 40 on Phoenix while Boaster drops 1 kill

paTiTek is gonna mog Boostio and call him a pig on Twitter again

paTiTek once again will mog Boostio

Brother you might be cooked

Don't worry me and the rest of my premier team Korma Krunchers will be happy to fill in if needed

If it weren't for a Venom 3 ad I would've just given MrBeast a view

Fuck you, but shout out Venom 3 goated movie for preventing me from viewing a MrBeast video on my YT account

koala has experience and chemistry with Happy yes but I'd argue his actual ceiling and skill at the game isn't high enough to justify choosing him over a younger, hungrier prospect who could hypothetically be infinitely better given the right coaching

Imo there are way better options in EMEA T2, like Click, xuss, Lime, B1SK, ellemeNt, xeus and countless more talents who are younger and probably have higher ceilings

KRU would've won Champs 2021 with double elim icl

I mean EG and PRX were arguably the best Pearl teams and were both making the double duelist work, and EG specifically were basically using the Yoru as a flash initiator on Pearl so I honestly reckon this comp would be fine

Astra Sova Yoru Neon Killjoy, I guarantee

FNS vs Boaster aim battle would be generational content for both FNC and NRG ngl

ANGE1 would never

I will never give up

0% chance

100% faith

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I was checking Challengers Spain consolidation player stats and I saw someone tagged GMB, it made me think for even just a split second that Gambit was back in esports. But then it turns out it's these bums GMBLERS. They gave me hope only to tear it apart. Fuck you

Imagine if aspas can't find anyone except LEV and he ends up staying on the roster with Demon1

I'd be cumming ong

I just had a dream that ardiis was signing to G2 as a content creator and 6th man, I saw a whole announcement video and everything where the G2 roster went to Burger King and found ardiis working at the counter

Am I the victim of brainrot?

Ethan, he just has the most irritating vibes I've ever seen, plus with all this shit coming out it sounds like he really didn't put much into NRG and probably expected IGL'ing to be easy and didn't put his all into it

I'm pretty sure PRX are looking to change things up this season. Jinggg and something are both learning new agents in ranked, so I'm assuming they're looking to patch out some of their comp issues and inflexibility in this off season before they look to roster moves. Honestly massive W from their management. Trying to fix the issues with the current roster before firing anyone

My glorious goat yay will be back and absolutely dominate the 2025 season with EG as their Sentinel

He will end Americas Stage 1 with a 1.34 rating, 247 ACS and a 1.73 KD, dragging his team to Toronto where he will make a run to 3rd, then repeat his performance in Stage 2 and make it to Champions

Also on Bind he will definitely play Iso and just dog down everyone

benjyfishy will drop 76 kills, 9 deaths, and drag his team to a win

God I'd wish a man would suck (me off)

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And everyone said N4RRATE wasn't an honorary European

N4RRATE spent too much time around Europeans

Yeah there's no way they can compete with SEN, 100T, NRG or G2

Which agents in the game are the most well designed and which are the worst designed?

I'd argue Omen is definitely up there for best. He's complex while still being easy to understand, he has an insane mechanical ceiling, he can entry, lurk, hard support, initiate a site exec, anchor incredibly well and overall has the most versatile kit in Valorant

Worst designed I think has to be Iso. 2 dogshit abilities that are very hard to get value from and one brain dead game shattering ability that's ideal scenario is just to snowball matches by isolating 1v1's, as well as a complete 50/50 ult that could hurt more than help a lot of the time unless there's a massive gap between you and the rest of the lobby

I know nothing about MOBA's, how play League

I mean he found it really funny as well cuz I don't even go to the uni and somehow managed to finesse a spot

My friend from high school invited me to his unis esports discord as a guest, they posted applications for their teams and I got on a team when he didn't this is gold

Surely Life stays on FPX no? I can't imagine him particularly wanting to move to a different team and with Autumn learning Mandarin they should only improve from their pretty impressive showing in 2024

ScreaM will lock Phoenix and mog all of NA while IGL'ing

Floridans are the ones that regularly do bath salts and fist fights crocodiles I'm sure they're fine

Why is Xeppaa still there? Brother can't shoot, doesn't call for shit, isn't a vibes merchant, has mediocre at best utility and can play like 3 agents. What kinda dirt does he have on C9?

High Rise Invasion, shit was SO ASS

India, the tech pauses would be unbearable

I'd argue it's significantly more frustrating to be in an attack sided situation on defence though. On the attack you dictate the pace, on defence you have to either be aggressive without conceding man advantage or respond to what the attackers do. I honestly prefer attacking on Ascent to defending on any of the maps I listed because at least then I can lurk and heavily play for picks

But ideally every single map should just be Split and Sunset, where it's relatively balanced between both sides

Why are so many Valorant maps just horrifically attack sided? Icebox, Breeze, Lotus, Fracture, Haven, Abyss, Pearl and Bind are heavily attack sided and regularly end in minimum 8-4 halves. Why are the maps so insanely attack sided?

Bind - Brimstone, Viper, Gekko, Fade, Raze
Ascent - Jett, Sova, Kay/o, Killjoy, Omen
Lotus - Raze, Fade, Viper, Omen, Killjoy
Split - Viper, Omen, Raze, Cypher, Skye
Haven - Neon, Breach, Sova, Cypher, Omen
Icebox - Jett, Gekko, Kay/o, Killjoy, Viper
Sunset - Neon, Sova, Kayo/o, Cypher, Omen
Breeze - Jett, Viper, Sova, Cypher, Kay/o
Abyss - Jett, Cypher, Gekko, Sova, Astra
Pearl - Astra, Killjoy, Gekko, Sova, Jett
Fracture - Sova, Breach, Brimstone, Killjoy, Neon

G2, everyone on the team is a consistent shooter, 4 consistent clutchers and the most aggressive explosive player I think I've ever seen

I just checked Champs stats and wtf he had a 38% HS across over 500 rounds wtf how are you that consistent

I read this and almost thought it was NAVI xeus and then got disappointed cuz I realised it's that fraud koalanoob

My best map in ranked in Sunset playing Cypher is freelo on that map

My worst is Lotus every single time me and my friends get Lotus we always start of defence and it's a minimum 9-3 half then we fake comeback

Depends, something has been playing a lot of initiator and Jinggg has been playing a lot of sentinel recently so it seems that they're working on agent pools, makes me believe that they're keeping the roster and working on their comp options instead

Bro Chronicle is Russian and used to be a professional athlete he would COOK you

Why does every freaky mf have SPG flair

Fat jokes about ardiis are on the table tho because A) he's visibly losing weight B) he makes them about himself

Kickoff is a straight 12 team double elim bracket with top 2 to masters

Playoffs is now 8 teams I'm assuming to make it a double elim bracket,

Stage 1 record no longer carries over to stage 2

Masters performance will now award champs points

Seems pretty much all the complaints we had have been remedied