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#1
229fn

and i'll try to respond with as much yap as possible

im really bored rn

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froggy_lol
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What is your favorite food?

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229fn
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My favorite food is steak, if you eat a nice steak cooked rare to medium rare with A1 sauce it's perfection. Additionally, I do enjoy a good bagel and lox. However, it's not about what you eat, but who you eat it with

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Komekko
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what is lox

#24
StalwartTiger_35
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smoked salmon

#79
229fn
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you are uncultured

#28
Killer_xd
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Fav fast food restaurants

#31
229fn
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Burger King - but not because of those ads

if i hear that song again i will G2 myself

#32
froggy_lol
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At BK have it your way…

#33
229fn
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https://imgur.com/a/ZbhV8nc

#50
LycheeBlade
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it's not about what you eat, but who you eat it with

The single smartest statement said on vlr.gg

Anyways steak is a fire choice. I can demolish a ribeye any day

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229fn
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yeah same here, either that or filet mignon has to be my favorite cut but they are usually much smaller

edit: why is smartest and vlr.gg in the same sentence

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nuthoneycheerios
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a1 sauce is a crime against humanity

#89
229fn
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this message is a crime to humanity, please don't ever speak to me again you uncultured A1 hating flairless person

#3
NYANYANYANYAN
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rank all the female val agents

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229fn
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Jett - her ult is free eco
Raze - classic entry for years
Viper - always been a really good lurker
Fade - high skill cap agent and hasn't been nerfed in years
Killjoy - after Tejo nerf she is playable again
Neon - ult makes you yeet your headphones at the wall

my brain can't comprehend the rest of the full list but all the other agents are ass

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HydrogenBomb
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do it stink?

#10
Frogger0_0
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yeah its wraps for you

pack it up henbaby

#5
sideshowsbaldhead
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why are you using that bum ass flair

#12
229fn
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because the RANKERS flair doesn't exist anymore, I wore the RANKERS flair for a long time but after NV bought them VLR discontinued it. Despite keeping legacy flairs such as The Guard and Gambit Esports, VLR doesn't care enough about a fan favorite team to keep them as a legacy flair. Additionally, I've supported Team Heretics since the introduction of Benjyfishy, and enjoyed watching their climb to 2nd place. Despite a shaky performance against Team Liquid, I believe that they will be able to recollect themselves and play with less pressure.

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Nehtiqs
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why heretics will not make it to toronto and champs ?

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229fn
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Possible reasons they could miss Toronto could be a strengthened Karmine Corp roster, given the proper time to VOD review other teams due to their early exit from VCT Kickoff 2025. Additionally, the same could be said for other teams that typically float around the middle of EMEA. It is possible that they could miss Champions due to the lack of Champions points early on, and them being in a large deficit compared to teams such as Vitality. However, the Fortnite guy will full box 200 all his opps and qualify anyways.

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Nehtiqs
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I have an idea, when KC and TH are playing against, fuck the match let's do a 1v1 creative mode boxfight marteen vs benjy
winner takes it all

#8
foythvlr
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Did you ever leave your country
Where do you wanna travel someday
Whats something that people really misunderstand about the place where you live

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229fn
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I do leave my country yeah, and I would want to travel the world at some point. I would like to visit EMEA and travel around Europe, and also possibly some of the cities in APAC. I think that as an American we get a lot of hate, but most of the time it's deserved

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Frogger0_0
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What is your favorite food?

#16
229fn
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i love eating up the orbs in front of my teammates that are 1 away from ulti

#17
Frogger0_0
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aight

#13
LP1___
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What is your favorite food?

#18
229fn
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read #7 and #16

#20
SleepingSnorlax
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What is favourite hobby to do when you feel bored ?

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229fn
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if i knew the answer to that question i wouldn't have made this VLR thread, probably hatewatching G2 though

#22
justachillguy
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Would you rather find out your partner was gay/lesbian or cheated?

#27
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I'd rather find out she's lesbian because that's out of my control, if she cheated that's inherently my fault for not being a good enough bf so

#48
tiyoe
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what if its like a really 'aroused' girl and she cheats on you because you're in the gym making yourself a alpha. then that aint your problem.

  • cobra tate probably
#52
229fn
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you're too far gone

#77
Kaust
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I don't think that your partner cheating definitively means that it's on you for being "not up to standards" as a boyfriend. Cheating should always be the fault of the person that cheats. If they have a problem, they should either talk it out with you, or break up with you. Cheating is never the right thing to do.

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229fn
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i think my girlfriend is doing a really good job, i would never cheat or even want to

idk this whole dating stuff is relatively new to me, im kinda just winging it

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Kaust
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Oh, my apologies. I was not aware that you were in a relationship, I was simply speaking generally. How long have you two been together?

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229fn
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just over 2 months

#84
Kaust
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Oh, that's so wholesome! I remember when I was only two months in back when I was in 10th grade. If she's the right one for you, then you're a fortunate lad!

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229fn
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lol thanks, i hope it works out but yeah this is my first one so i'm kinda just going with it

#92
Kaust
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All the better, my girlfriend (of which we've been together for a little over two years now) was also my first. It's a great experience!

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229fn
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oh wow, that's so cool that you've been together this long with your first, gives me some hope! good luck and i wish nothing but the best for you two

#23
Anormalkid21
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What rank are you, what rank do you think you deserve, and why do you think you deserve that rank but you're in the rank you currently are in now

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229fn
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I'm currently gold 2, I believe I deserve plat 1. I think I'm in gold because I play on autopilot at times and also I only solo queue. If I had a duo I could probably easily hit plat but I don't have anyone to play with that's good.

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Laundry
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  1. is the letter q or g better? Pls be very detailed and provide evidence
  2. favorite disney princess?
  3. solve (dy/dx) + y = e^x?
  4. Do you think skibidi toilet has maintained its message of a connection between Hollywood cinema and the meme world and do you believe the directors point of the bridge being possible to be crossed? Or has the original value been lost since its inception into meme culture and gen alpha and monetization with being added to fortnite?
  5. best ares skin?
  6. What is your exact annual salary?
  7. What do you think of :3's chances in Stage 1? And what roster do you think will play?
  8. Why do you think you were not invited to the VLR creators program?

You will be scored

#30
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  1. The letter Q is more optimal as it is worth 10 points. However, it can be very hard to utilize without a U or an I, but in the right situations you can collect 30, 40, or even 60 points. The letter G is only worth a fraction of that, but it can be equally as hard to make a good play, and it is a medium risk low reward letter.

  2. i've literally never watched one of those movies

  3. next year... (i'm still in 10th grade / AP Precalculus)

  4. i may be biased here as an owner of the skibidi toilet back bling but i think that it being added into fortnite is perfect for the target audience of glue sniffing kids (someone gifted me the skibidi toilet back bling don't judge me)

  5. singularity

  6. i've made $1,XXX.48 year to date

  7. We still don't know the final 8 teams that will participate in stage 1, but I could see a 4-3 finish with a map score of 10-8. I have no reason to believe their qualifying roster will change, so expect the same :3 you know and love :3

  8. Because n1cf stole my spot

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Laundry
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  1. ????? is ts abt scrabble or sthm? +0
  2. L +0
  3. You get partial credit for not googling it +0.5
  4. That's respectable, but you don't talk at all about the original message of connection between Hollywood cinema and the meme world. +0.5
  5. okay, starting to get kinda basic 😭(almost everyone has said this) +0.75
  6. Idk about ur personal life so idk if you need to, but normally I say to students get ur grades up before ur money up. Can be good for college apps or sthm if you wanna go depending on how u made it +1
  7. Clearly no research was done for this, there were 6 players who played in the qualifying matches for stage 1, and considering they changed their qualifying roster for kickoff idk if this will be the case (I still think the end closed qualifier roster is the one the will play with tho). I like how you did know that all the slots weren't set yet, but you can infer that they will likely be worse because the failed in the first qualifier. +0.75 :3
  8. 😨how could he 😨 +1

TOTAL SOCRE: 4.5/8

----------CURRENT LEADERBOARD----------

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  2. askrial
  3. FrenchToast
  4. 229fn
  5. sideshowsbaldhead
  6. nuthoneycheerios
  7. foythvlr
  8. NYANYANYANYAN
  9. TMosura
  10. ButterflyEffect23
  11. elysxxm
#37
sideshowsbaldhead
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you gave him 2 more whole questions there’s no way that’s fair

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Laundry
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It's based on proportion correct, so his score was 0.5625 and urs was 0.5416666667. Also the questions change for almost every person, like the :3 question will change/get removed when stage 1 starts.

it's honestly better to have less quetions tbh because you can put more effort into each one

#38
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  1. yes

  2. ratio

  3. i'm not a cheater

  4. i forgor 💀

  5. valiant hero is 2nd best

  6. i got it from putting vct clips together so i'd say not bad

  7. there's nothing wrong with a 6-woman roster, T1 literally won masters with 6

  8. real

#59
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q is absolute shit in scrabble, it's the worst letter by far and in pro play getting the q sometimes means you just lose,. as long as your opponent doesn't place an I next to the triple letter like a dumbass

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229fn
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i mean yeah but sometimes you can build off of something else, qat and qaid can come up big at times as well

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Jedeco
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Would you date Florescent?

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229fn
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No, I'm taken and also not 18

#40
cioccolat
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If a thief points a gun to you and your gfs head, and says one of you needs to suck his dick for both to live, which one of you is sucking him?

there is 2 chairs, one chair with your favourite type of cake, and another with a dildo, do you sit on the dildo and eat the cake? or sit on the cake and eat the dildo? (obs, the dildo will go up your butt if you sit on it)

#41
Laundry
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Bro he’s a 10th grader

#42
grisx23
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why do you know that buddy man

#44
229fn
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read #30

#43
saebr
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1st option is win win

#49
uwukitten
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we BOTH sucking him 🤤

#45
229fn
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also can more people reply to this thread so #40 is removed from my inbox

#46
cobalt21312
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  1. whats ur opinion on sentinels
  2. have you played deep rock galactic
  3. coke, dr pepper, diet coke, or diet dr pepper
#53
229fn
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  1. i personally enjoy watching sentinels play, i've said it before but i could never wear that flair because 90% of SEN flair takes are that one word that 2 of their players said

  2. tf is that

  3. dr pepper. i will live and die and stand with dr pepper.

#47
aexbigb0t
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Gen's 5th lol

#54
229fn
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oh right they dropped BuZz

i don't follow korean tier 2 but probably some cracked tier 2 aimer or even a ranked demon, wasn't Karon originally a ranked demon as well so GEN have done it before

#55
MrHyphon
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Where’s Waldo

#56
229fn
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Everyone always asks where's Waldo but never how's Waldo 🥺

#81
MrHyphon
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Didn’t answer my question

#82
229fn
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he's currently on A, he's already been Tejo droned, Sova scanned, Fade decayed, Tejo salvoed, Fade seized, and Raze ulted

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MrHyphon
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I didn’t see him, maybe I just need to look harder

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229fn
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maybe, good luck on retake

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HydrogenBomb
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Favorite Pokemon?

#58
229fn
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Mew 🤫🧏‍♂️

#62
ggd12345
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mine is mewtoo

#64
229fn
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you mew too? 🤫🤫🧏‍♂️🧏‍♂️

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HydrogenBomb
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aura

#60
number7_cNed_fan
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

#61
229fn
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a woodchuck would chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood

#65
zappp
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skibidi sigma or sigma skibidi

#66
229fn
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skibidi sigma, skibidi is the adjective influencing sigma so it should come before sigma if you're speaking proper English - although, if you're saying either of those words does grammar even matter atp

#67
zappp
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sigma boy or boy sigma

#68
229fn
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honestly i'd rather G2 myself than say either of those

#71
zappp
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you are not sigma 😞👎

#74
229fn
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i mog you

#69
ggd12345
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make a broken agent by combining the C Q E X abilities of other agents

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zappp
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anytime pre nerf chamber 🗿

#73
229fn
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C - Deadlock's barrier orb
Q - Vyse shear
E - Sage wall
X - Lockdown

Fuck your execute

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Tempest24
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OMG it's the youtuber

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229fn
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yes

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GodAwfulGod
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Can you analyze 100T icebox for me?

#91
229fn
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Icebox was released on October 13, 2020, as part of Valorant's Episode 1, Act 3 update. The map is set in Bennett Island, Sakha, Russia, featuring a snowy port environment with vertical play and zip lines, making it unique compared to other maps. It's also the only map featuring three unique sites, B and A. It also features boxes such as B Ascendant and A Nest, giving Reaper players the opportunity to full box 200 their opps.

#94
GodAwfulGod
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I think you forgot about a hundred pages but its all good its exactly what I was looking for.

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229fn
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why write 100 pages when you can write 115?

#93
kaninv
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What is an interesting hobby you have that isn't related to a computer / screen?
What is a current in-person relationship you have that isn't at the point you want it at, and what do you want to do to improve it?
Are you at a point in your life you at comfortable with, if not, why?
Imagine you meet yourself 5 years from now, what do you think you'd want to ask yourself? What do you think the response would be?

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  1. this might seem really random and nerdy asf but i like doing various math competitions
  2. damn this is personal asf but there's a couple friends i have that i would like to do more with outside of gaming
  3. yeah i'd say i'm chilling rn
  4. i'd want to ask myself if the grind was really worth it, and he'd probably say no but who cares
#98
kaninv
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2nd one is quite personal my bad! good answer though, friends are important. well thought out responses

#99
229fn
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thanks, i mean i don't mind honestly i did make the vlr thread with the intention of answering anything vlr asked (except #40 💀)

#100
kaninv
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there are personal questions and then there are bad questions :p
if you're in 10th grade and in the US good luck on your SAT/ACT next year, math competitions will help a lot

#101
229fn
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yeah, i am in the US and am an AIME qualifier, i've only taken one prac SAT though and got 770 on math but i was also on like 4 hours of sleep that day iirc

thanks so much tho

#102
kaninv
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take the ACT if your school does not provide it to you, it at least in my experience favors people with stronger STEM skills. I got a higher score on that compared to the SAT and it gave me better scholarships

#103
Laundry
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Nahhhh, if he’s 770 math go SAT
SAT is 50% math and ACT is 25% math and 25% science

#105
229fn
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am i not able to take both?

#110
Laundry
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You can but you shouldn’t.
Both have different content so you should only study for 1.

I’d take a practice for each (with enough sleep), and go all in on the one you do better at

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gotcha, it's been a while for me so I might have a false memory of how it was split. I mostly just remember enjoying the ACT more and scoring higher on it because I got a good science and math score. either way I'd recommend taking both

#109
229fn
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ah ok thanks so much, i honestly didn't expect important life advice from this thread or from vlr in general but i'm glad i got some

#104
229fn
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oh wait that's interesting, thanks for the advice

#106
washedradiant
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Are you?

#107
229fn
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https://i.imgur.com/JubivRs.gif

#113
washedradiant
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Are you a pedophile?

#114
229fn
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I'm literally 15

#115
washedradiant
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Will you be a pedophile?

#117
229fn
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I'd hope not

#118
washedradiant
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Not enough Yap. Nice clickbait title. You will recieve punishment for this. Lying brings the forces of evil

#120
229fn
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as much yap as possible

how else am i supposed to respond to that

#121
washedradiant
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Ok

#122
kaninv
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brother chill

#126
229fn
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holy edit war

#129
washedradiant
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Are you schizo?

#125
229fn
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MYSOGINST

at least spell your wilding accusations correctly

#127
irishsamingg
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my exam is in 3 hours its a 20 marks exam but i dont feel like studying even if i want to what should i do

#128
229fn
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queue 4 comps and hope you win them, fuck 20 marks get yourself 20 rr

#131
irishsamingg
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ok thanks for the advice bro

#133
229fn
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:) good luck on the comps, but also good luck on the exam, you'll probably need it

honestly if you are going to play any valo lock reyna, it's actually surprisingly helpful to have high confidence before an exam

#134
irishsamingg
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thanks

#135
229fn
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you're welcome

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