dort and Azzelastia wouldn't fight they would just get progressively further down the "mUh AmErIcAn GeNeTiCs" pipeline whilst wanking each other off about being obsessed with a bunch of guys who play video games for no reason other than they're from the same country as them
dort and asslestia would just start kissing and glaze that nrg-eg corn and bulkylettuce would come in the convo and say that sentinels will always be better, then they would start fighting