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bruhmphrey

Zhumagali Dastan

A Play in 1 Act
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Chorus- In the Revenant E-Sports headquarters, love is brewing

[enter scene, dos9 and SkRossi playing Valorant]

SkRossi- Ah, fair play to thee who hath bested me, a duel on Ascent ends in just one shot of the OP

dos9- Man cut out that Shakespearean shit, I'm just tryna practice Iso.

SkRossi- Alas, a spirit felled by the cold doth live on, only, nay a spirit for morrow.

dos9- Hey, you're pretty cute by the way...

SkRossi- I- dos ni-(cut off)

dos9- Zhumagali Dastan.

SkRossi- What

dos9- Zhumagali Dastan. Call me Zhumagali Dastan.

SkRossi stares listlessly at his teammate, his body slumps back in his gaming chair

SkRossi (Nodding slowly)- Zhumagali Dastan.

dos9- Zhumagali Dastan.

[Exit Scene]

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alchemy02

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Sickness

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bruhmphrey

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Zhumagali Dastan

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Diebs

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wtf did I just read

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ButterflyEffect23

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Zhumagali Dastan

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ct_fd_str

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wtf bruhmphrey

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reremus

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Honestly an 8/8 shitpost. I got so bored reading it, I stopped after "enter scene"

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Nachtel

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Do kazakhs say their last names first?

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ButterflyEffect23

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no, don't think so

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Nachtel

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Shame on you, Brumphrey

I expected a higher standard of quality from your shitposts

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bruhmphrey

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It actually is an idiosyncrasy of dos9 specifically. Part of my subtle worldbuilding. A bit of masterful intentionality if I do say so myself.

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Nachtel

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Ah, my mistake. It appears your prose is unmatched, Sir Brumphrey.

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bruhmphrey

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God bless you

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cloudberry

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I could not have come up with a better response if I spent a full hour trying

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Denjisideals

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What the fuck are you cooking 😭

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bruhmphrey

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KAZAKHSTAN

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ct_fd_str

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burned the kitchen

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bruhmphrey

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Zhumagali Dastan- I didn't even realize but this was my 1000th post

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cloudberry

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Congregation

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bruhmphrey

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Tank u

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EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS

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Fractured Skull Syndrome I fear

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bronzil_enjoyer

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tf is this shit

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EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS

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The goal of each and every man

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Mingu

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dos9 my daddy🥵🥵

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bruhmphrey

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How tf did you find this thread

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Mingu

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cuz I love dos9

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bruhmphrey

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Me too

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K4ziuHa

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SkB0tssi 🫵😂😂