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Okay. I have to get something off my chest. When I was 12 years old I stole 30 dollars worth of Macaroni Salad from my local grocery store and I ate it all behind a dumpster

What does this mean false flagger

Never mind youre still a genius

7/8, not that bad, your old stuff clears

Haha!

Weirdest post you’ve ever made

Probably MxS if they pick up some OXG talent

If he EVER wins champs? I have this thread saved.

It was just a worse champs get over it. Eeiu sweeps next years and reinvigorates everyone

Another allegation is that he is croatian. Unconfirmed

My goat has lost it. Kookoo nutters.
https://x.com/777eeiu/status/1827416200198128094?s=46
Harassing fictional characters. That post was 2 years ago. Absurd.

It was TenZ and Zekken throughout bro

😊😊😊😊

Now that I’ve reached 4 Stars, I challenge BRUHMPHREY to a Valorant 1V1 on Ascent. No abilities. Accept now or admit you’re trash.

Big fan of his work. All his segments with Sam were amazing! Loved the shows! Hope society looks fondly upon him!

I’m literally your alt account bruh😭

Hey thieves, we are going to try something new to bridge the gap between now and season start. So basically, since we won’t receive any content (Boostio), we have to make our own! Send pictures of your feet to this inbox: heylilmamanicetoes@yahoo.com

We can make a cool 100T fan foot collage! Its the most fun we’ll have all of Champions!

I do not say this lightly: this is the worst post you’ve ever made and that’s including the Goomana stuff you started

Easy choice

I would smash your head in (in game)

Diebs I’m getting angwy

Hey guys huge Pacific fan here. Just landed in Seoul and can’t wait to see my Pacific goats destroying everybody. I was just looking at the schedule and couldn’t see any Pacific teams matches listed. Is this a mistake from VLR? I’ll be honest I didn’t even bother watching playoffs cause at least one of them would make it to the INSPIRE Arena

Speak your truth, I will back you up

lakpx

Name someone on VLR who when you see their post it just ruins your day.

Damn

Mogged you regardless 🥱

Very good form entering map 2, after leading the way in their map 1 loss. Sunset seems to be a comfortable Raze map for him based on his previous experience at Madrid. Hopefully they take this win to boost his confidence :)

I was thinking that too king.

Why are you guys necroing this lmao

No

You’re definitely an M80 fan

I don’t understand it bruhmphrey, but it looks pretty

Maybe no.13

Adding him.

Flashback clears

OBJECTIVELY CORRECT LIST

1. Aspas
2. Sayf
3. Trent
4. Mindfreak
5. Valyn
6. Eeiu
7. Flashback
8. Woot
9. Asuna
10. Monk
11. Meiy

Bro has 0 goomana

lmfao

CHNAGING FLAIR IMMEDIATELY AND CALLING BRUHMPHREY! OUR KING IS BACK!

RETURN MY KING

Goomana..

+20 VLR Gaymana

No goomana? 🤣

WHAT

Did we ever figure out what the fuck that was

Why you throwing Bruhmphrey in there lmao

Holy glaze. That’s my alt anyway🥱

I wish