bruhmphrey
Flag: Canada
Registered: January 30, 2023
Last post: August 11, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Posts: 1809
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Frog

posted 3 months ago

1) sinatraa lean, benches a lot do I need to say more
2) Joshrt (not a player) not much lean but still has size
3) zellsis https://ibb.co/xq8NHDtq
4) RobbieBK- is lean but needs to add more size imo

Give me more names I'll add after rating them (I have been going to gym for 3 years so I think I can do that)

posted 3 months ago

This only works for 15 years olds who are 110 lbs soaking wet.

Watch literally any team other than NRG.

posted 3 months ago

Okobotro πŸ—Ώ

posted 3 months ago

Sorry to be negativity, but let me give you advice.

Just bc she said that she likes you, doesnt mean she is you gf, you guys are not even related yet.
You have somethings to work, meet her, talk to her, date her, know her.
Dont be emotional, dont call her gf or say you love her, you are a interest for now.

posted 3 months ago

πŸ˜•

posted 3 months ago

You must insist

posted 3 months ago

Give up your abdomen king

posted 3 months ago

You owe it to them as a viewer.

posted 3 months ago

Famski you have to be capping. You mean he can coast off the millions he's accrued through playing and streaming?

posted 3 months ago

good on you buddy! someone should donate a brain to him too!

posted 3 months ago

bro twin we getting out the mud with this one!

posted 3 months ago

I am the pinnacle of physical ability so sure

posted 3 months ago

he said he was 21

posted 3 months ago

titel

posted 3 months ago

Hey VLR!

So recently I realized a big problem in VCT is player health.
Now, this is obviously going to be a problem when most pros now have been incubated in a light deprived room with only the blue light of their monitors to nurture their neural connections.
Practicing such long hard hours means there is little time to care for the body.

How can we help them stay healthy??

Donate whatever you can! Have a particularly large hand? You were only using it to ----- ---- any way, might as well give it to a recovering VCT pro!
Good posture? Give your spine to help out a pro!

We should be the first line of care for our favourite teams! We weren't doing anything with our bodies anyway.

Harvest.

posted 3 months ago

Don't compromise your position, just live a normal life and keep them both in the periphery. If B makes her feelings clear to you, be kind in your rejection. It might disqualify you from ever being in a relationship with girl A, but that is something you have to just accept.

Perhaps take solace in the fact you are liked by someone so close to the girl you do, that you are seen as someone desirable. Don't let it get to your head though.

Move forward and upward.

Get off VLR.

Study harder.

EDIT: nvm ur only 1 year younger than me, bro just ball out who gaf lmao

posted 3 months ago

bro

posted 3 months ago

A bunch of people were making threads about trexx's ___ being so bad (ie. aim, playstyle), during the match. I was just one variation of that kind of post

posted 3 months ago

unlike a player on a certain team (PRX)

posted 3 months ago

THIS ONE FINNA DO NUMBERS IN CHILEπŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£πŸ—£

posted 3 months ago

canadaman alt

posted 3 months ago

necro them all at once to relive your glory days

posted 3 months ago

lactation nation

posted 3 months ago

vlrcism in real life

posted 3 months ago

BIG MAN BLASTOISE
BIG MAN BLASTOISE

posted 3 months ago

"It has been 2 solar cycles since my last regeneration.

I have regenerated 45 times prior. Each lasted for an approximate 18 solar cycles.

My feelings are neutral.

My oxygen levels are sustaining at a gas exchange rate of 1:1.

The virus is controlled in my subdermal housing, containment rate 100%.

Currently connected to the system wide cooling mesh. Internal temperature 294 K.

Report complete. Would you like the analytics broadcast to your onboard memory."

As he looked up at the corpse of his father Tavin's contorted face grew a pallid hue. The virus was contained?

It had been 60 years since he left home. Well, 60 years back on the soil of mother terra. He was an old man, as it happened upon him in his exasperation.
His body wasn't a day over 23, nor did he feel his mind was, but the galactic calculus, and literal calculus, of a solar body that accelerates to the point that one's gravitational distortion is simultaneously slower and faster was too difficult for him to spend any longer on the matter. That is until his cerebrex scanned his internal memory just an iota of a microsecond later, prompting him with the mathematic proofs of his dispossessed age. Preferring to remain an enigma he shut it off, choosing to believe it was just a month ago he got lifted off of the ground.
The hum of his father's display in the stark red ceramic room. He was an exhibit was he not? A museum placard that spoke. Instead of history, he told the story of the future. The same virus that ravaged his real body, was now being incubated by it. A weapon of magnitude that was even harder to fathom than however old he should consider himself now.

"Broadcasting" Damn it
bemoaning the autonomy of the machine that chose to accommodate the slower processing capabilities of a human, he hadn't more than a minute of peace before the mechanical drive of his cerebrex whirred on, and each thought he had drained to the back of his skull. 'It listens to them', but before he could curse the entirety of this people that has so graciously hosted him, he thought better. It was his fault for not advising the program to cease the analytic broadcast. It was his fault for being here. The mercury rushed out of his brain and slowly the blood returned. What was he upset about? It was the sam

posted 3 months ago

foggo

posted 3 months ago

Mr Jay

posted 3 months ago

a pistol

posted 3 months ago

Let's talk it out brother

posted 4 months ago

This post came out before that news

posted 4 months ago

Semi means what brodie

posted 4 months ago

lmao real

posted 4 months ago

Can't wait for Flashback and Flicker to be inevitably released and become winning mainstays

posted 4 months ago

No

posted 4 months ago

nooo dont take the modern slavers money mommy

no politics mods, i am referring not to saudi arabia but RITO GAMES, who have ENSLAVED us with their HIGHLY addictive GAMES, like Legal Legands, and Ballerants

posted 4 months ago

No I agree with you, to claim top 3 in the world, he needs to have proven himself on the WORLD stage as you said.

posted 4 months ago

Yeah, but 0/14 as a duelist is funny no matter what

posted 4 months ago

Where did they find these casters?

posted 4 months ago

Bro made an account just to glaze himself

Tempo1
Flag: Philippines
Registered: July 2, 2025
Last post: July 2, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Posts: 1

posted 4 months ago

You guys won the first Valorant event ever with the goat Hiko

posted 4 months ago

To exist

posted 4 months ago

Mango juice is the best!

posted 4 months ago

Its the ec1s effect

posted 4 months ago

These people are VLRcist

posted 4 months ago

Current world event??

posted 4 months ago

idk, news is still coming out, apparently its too toxic to swim in

posted 4 months ago
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