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Top 10 places to goon in valo maps

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CoCloudy
  1. Split gaming lounge on defenders spawn (need i say more? posters of agents everywhere, you have the internet there to explore whatever you want AND the most comfortable gaming chairs that the game offers)
  2. Inside Bind Teleporters (great temperature and max privacy. You can do what ever you need to do in there)
  3. Anywhere on lotus really (the smell of all the flowers and scenery could help ease the mind and really help u get the most out of your experience)
  4. Sunset Boba Store (Great ambience, drinks provided, and free tissues aswell if needed)
  5. Ascent Chairs in attacker spawn (really comfortable especially with the great view and all, no one stays in spawn nway so you can be more freaky)
  6. Pearl Flower Shop (great music and smell, even places to sit there, not much privacy but still doable)
  7. ABYSS VENTS (2 doors to close you off, nice and warm, really nice privacy and ambience)
  8. Breeze Window on B (great for postplant gooning, can see the spike being defused or not, very helpful)
  9. Fracture Zip lines (might be a bit difficult to complete but seems fun?)
  10. Haven, A heaven (decent view from up there, good privacy)

Open to suggestions

#2
Crypto_816
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Ascent Gellato store?

#4
CoCloudy
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mmm i thought about it but like
the cons just outweigh the pros

#3
Kirya
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Max privacy is boring

#6
_amBrian
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Oh I'm sorry I'm not trying to go to jail for public masturbation

#8
Kirya
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I havent gone to jail yet
You just suck at it no cap

#21
Anguibok
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So please, do your own tierlist !

#10
envyz
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let him cook he's a S tier gooner

#7
joemama228
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master gooner speaked

#63
number_1_Ego_fan
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average K0ry0 reply

#5
envyz
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you are cooked bro

#9
Jinxypoo
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😭😭😭😭 fracture zipline bug clears

#11
envyz
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are we forgetting pearl? Water is a great place to goon so after your done you can rinse in the water + flowers you can goon while surrounded by the scent of roses

#12
egdemon1goat
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top 1 cringiest forum post

#13
CoCloudy
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calling me cringy while having "egdemon1goat" as a name 💀💀💀

#15
juju112
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im fr an eater

#16
1phnxe
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lowkey killjoy can GET IT she’s so fine, im always tweaking with her on back plat at C site haven, holy i get so hard

#17
CoCloudy
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?

#32
Psion
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cloudy that is your alt

#59
BairyHalls
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brother needs help

#64
number_1_Ego_fan
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what?

#18
lila2123
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What is happening

#19
johnqtgoat
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edging is the better term

#20
geospliced
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Does gooning mean what I think it means?

#22
CoCloudy
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NO GEO
DO NOT SEARCH IT UP
PLEASE YOUR ONE OF THE GOOD ONES LEFT

#23
geospliced
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Okay I won’t I’ll just assume it’s something to do with copulation😅😅😅

#24
CoCloudy
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thank god 😅

#25
toelover123
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tf did i just read

#26
Ullyr
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I love how most of the comments in this post act like this is totally normal. Tells you the state of vlr

#27
CoCloudy
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how is it abnormal exactly?

#29
Ullyr
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not abnormal for vlr users

#28
Psion
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cloudy what the fuck

#30
CoCloudy
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what i do... ?

#31
Psion
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u know exactly what you did :3

#33
CoCloudy
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Updated with Abyss ! !

#34
Kirako
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Lotus Terro spawn going to C lobby becasue there is a person with feet statue 100%%%

#35
nobody___100
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yo lotus should be top 1 here just imagine good scenery, good smells, water to wash off, privacy is good you can just swim away from the map... or stay in t/ct spawn if you're an exhibitionist...

#36
bronzil_enjoyer
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bro shut the fuck up

#37
nobody___100
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nah its an original post, 10/10

#38
CoCloudy
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why so serious? 🤡

#39
nobody___100
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yo he might be mad that you forgot split sewers
max privacy 100% from personal experience

#40
CoCloudy
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awfull smell no?
and you gon get your shoes dirty

#41
nobody___100
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can do on the ropes
hmm smell could be a problem

#62
nobody___100
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also this is a thing: Mysophilia
if you want to maintain sanity don't click

#60
bronzil_enjoyer
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why so serious? 🤡

🤓☝

#42
nobody___100
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Also haven heaven should be higher, there's some burning happening on top of the roof so the heat would be higher and more steamier environment as a result

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CoCloudy
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steamier increases the ambience and goonability
or do u disagree?

#45
nobody___100
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steamier is good
i'm just saying it should be higher up on the list

#48
CoCloudy
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ahh ok ok
thats fair

#44
Diebs
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the beaches on breeze

#46
nobody___100
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also another one is abyss on the rope in mid, high stakes = more adrenaline = better experience
also lots of sweat, making it steamier

#47
ButterflyEffect23
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what is this

#49
BairyHalls
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Split arcade

#50
nobody___100
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how did #1 pass over bro's head

#54
BairyHalls
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fuck , i need to wake up

#56
BairyHalls
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wait, he wrote gaming lounge i thought it was a different place
selective reading from brain

#58
nobody___100
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all good it happens
I had to double check that arcade = gaming room

#51
ilovefrozenblueberries
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ontop of breeze pyramids you can act as a semi-gekko flash and cover the enemies

#52
nobody___100
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wait there's a reason they're called left titty and right titty...

#55
ButterflyEffect23
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you can do what?

#57
BairyHalls
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💀💀💀💀

#65
CoCloudy
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The way my jaw dropped 💀💀

#53
UkieVAL
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..i can't take some of you seriously

#61
number_1_Ego_fan
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Of course it had to be CoCloudy who posted this

#66
CoCloudy
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what are you tryna say?

#67
Brimstan
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Save this for the offseason

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