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Top 10 places to goon in valo maps

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CoCloudy
  1. Split gaming lounge on defenders spawn (need i say more? posters of agents everywhere, you have the internet there to explore whatever you want AND the most comfortable gaming chairs that the game offers)
  2. Inside Bind Teleporters (great temperature and max privacy. You can do what ever you need to do in there)
  3. Anywhere on lotus really (the smell of all the flowers and scenery could help ease the mind and really help u get the most out of your experience)
  4. Sunset Boba Store (Great ambience, drinks provided, and free tissues aswell if needed)
  5. Ascent Chairs in attacker spawn (really comfortable especially with the great view and all, no one stays in spawn nway so you can be more freaky)
  6. Pearl Flower Shop (great music and smell, even places to sit there, not much privacy but still doable)
  7. ABYSS VENTS (2 doors to close you off, nice and warm, really nice privacy and ambience)
  8. Breeze Window on B (great for postplant gooning, can see the spike being defused or not, very helpful)
  9. Fracture Zip lines (might be a bit difficult to complete but seems fun?)
  10. Haven, A heaven (decent view from up there, good privacy)

Open to suggestions

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Crypto_816
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Ascent Gellato store?

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Kirya
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Max privacy is boring

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CoCloudy
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Crypto_816 [#2]

Ascent Gellato store?

mmm i thought about it but like
the cons just outweigh the pros

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envyz
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you are cooked bro

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_amBrian
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Kirya [#3]

Max privacy is boring

Oh I'm sorry I'm not trying to go to jail for public masturbation

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joemama228
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Kirya [#3]

Max privacy is boring

master gooner speaked

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Kirya
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_amBrian [#6]

Oh I'm sorry I'm not trying to go to jail for public masturbation

I havent gone to jail yet
You just suck at it no cap

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Jinxypoo
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😭😭😭😭 fracture zipline bug clears

#10
envyz
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_amBrian [#6]

Oh I'm sorry I'm not trying to go to jail for public masturbation

let him cook he's a S tier gooner

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envyz
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are we forgetting pearl? Water is a great place to goon so after your done you can rinse in the water + flowers you can goon while surrounded by the scent of roses

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egdemon1goat
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top 1 cringiest forum post

#13
CoCloudy
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egdemon1goat [#12]

top 1 cringiest forum post

calling me cringy while having "egdemon1goat" as a name 💀💀💀

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juju112
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im fr an eater

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1phnxe
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lowkey killjoy can GET IT she’s so fine, im always tweaking with her on back plat at C site haven, holy i get so hard

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CoCloudy
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1phnxe [#16]

lowkey killjoy can GET IT she’s so fine, im always tweaking with her on back plat at C site haven, holy i get so hard

?

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lila2123
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What is happening

#19
johnqtgoat
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edging is the better term

#20
geospliced
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Does gooning mean what I think it means?

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Anguibok
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Kirya [#8]

I havent gone to jail yet
You just suck at it no cap

So please, do your own tierlist !

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CoCloudy
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geospliced [#20]

Does gooning mean what I think it means?

NO GEO
DO NOT SEARCH IT UP
PLEASE YOUR ONE OF THE GOOD ONES LEFT

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geospliced
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CoCloudy [#22]

NO GEO
DO NOT SEARCH IT UP
PLEASE YOUR ONE OF THE GOOD ONES LEFT

Okay I won’t I’ll just assume it’s something to do with copulation😅😅😅

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CoCloudy
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geospliced [#23]

Okay I won’t I’ll just assume it’s something to do with copulation😅😅😅

thank god 😅

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toelover123
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tf did i just read

#26
Ullyr
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I love how most of the comments in this post act like this is totally normal. Tells you the state of vlr

#27
CoCloudy
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Ullyr [#26]

I love how most of the comments in this post act like this is totally normal. Tells you the state of vlr

how is it abnormal exactly?

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Psion
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cloudy what the fuck

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Ullyr
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CoCloudy [#27]

how is it abnormal exactly?

not abnormal for vlr users

#30
CoCloudy
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Psion [#28]

cloudy what the fuck

what i do... ?

#31
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CoCloudy [#30]

what i do... ?

u know exactly what you did :3

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Psion
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CoCloudy [#17]

?

cloudy that is your alt

#33
CoCloudy
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Updated with Abyss ! !

#34
Kirako
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Lotus Terro spawn going to C lobby becasue there is a person with feet statue 100%%%

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nobody___100
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yo lotus should be top 1 here just imagine good scenery, good smells, water to wash off, privacy is good you can just swim away from the map... or stay in t/ct spawn if you're an exhibitionist...

#36
bronzil_enjoyer
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bro shut the fuck up

#37
nobody___100
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bronzil_enjoyer [#36]

bro shut the fuck up

nah its an original post, 10/10

#38
CoCloudy
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bronzil_enjoyer [#36]

bro shut the fuck up

why so serious? 🤡

#39
nobody___100
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CoCloudy [#38]

why so serious? 🤡

yo he might be mad that you forgot split sewers
max privacy 100% from personal experience

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CoCloudy
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nobody___100 [#39]

yo he might be mad that you forgot split sewers
max privacy 100% from personal experience

awfull smell no?
and you gon get your shoes dirty

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nobody___100
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CoCloudy [#40]

awfull smell no?
and you gon get your shoes dirty

can do on the ropes
hmm smell could be a problem

#42
nobody___100
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Also haven heaven should be higher, there's some burning happening on top of the roof so the heat would be higher and more steamier environment as a result

#43
CoCloudy
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nobody___100 [#42]

Also haven heaven should be higher, there's some burning happening on top of the roof so the heat would be higher and more steamier environment as a result

steamier increases the ambience and goonability
or do u disagree?

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Diebs
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the beaches on breeze

#45
nobody___100
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CoCloudy [#43]

steamier increases the ambience and goonability
or do u disagree?

steamier is good
i'm just saying it should be higher up on the list

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nobody___100
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also another one is abyss on the rope in mid, high stakes = more adrenaline = better experience
also lots of sweat, making it steamier

#47
ButterflyEffect23
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what is this

#48
CoCloudy
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nobody___100 [#45]

steamier is good
i'm just saying it should be higher up on the list

ahh ok ok
thats fair

#49
BairyHalls
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Split arcade

#50
nobody___100
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BairyHalls [#49]

Split arcade

how did #1 pass over bro's head

#51
ilovefrozenblueberries
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ontop of breeze pyramids you can act as a semi-gekko flash and cover the enemies

#52
nobody___100
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ilovefrozenblueberries [#51]

ontop of breeze pyramids you can act as a semi-gekko flash and cover the enemies

wait there's a reason they're called left titty and right titty...

#53
UkieVAL
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..i can't take some of you seriously

#54
BairyHalls
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nobody___100 [#50]

how did #1 pass over bro's head

fuck , i need to wake up

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ButterflyEffect23
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ilovefrozenblueberries [#51]

ontop of breeze pyramids you can act as a semi-gekko flash and cover the enemies

you can do what?

#56
BairyHalls
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nobody___100 [#50]

how did #1 pass over bro's head

wait, he wrote gaming lounge i thought it was a different place
selective reading from brain

#57
BairyHalls
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ilovefrozenblueberries [#51]

ontop of breeze pyramids you can act as a semi-gekko flash and cover the enemies

💀💀💀💀

#58
nobody___100
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BairyHalls [#56]

wait, he wrote gaming lounge i thought it was a different place
selective reading from brain

all good it happens
I had to double check that arcade = gaming room

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BairyHalls
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1phnxe [#16]

lowkey killjoy can GET IT she’s so fine, im always tweaking with her on back plat at C site haven, holy i get so hard

brother needs help

#60
bronzil_enjoyer
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CoCloudy [#38]

why so serious? 🤡

why so serious? 🤡

🤓☝

#61
number_1_Ego_fan
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Of course it had to be CoCloudy who posted this

#62
nobody___100
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CoCloudy [#40]

awfull smell no?
and you gon get your shoes dirty

also this is a thing: Mysophilia
if you want to maintain sanity don't click

#63
number_1_Ego_fan
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Kirya [#3]

Max privacy is boring

average K0ry0 reply

#64
number_1_Ego_fan
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1phnxe [#16]

lowkey killjoy can GET IT she’s so fine, im always tweaking with her on back plat at C site haven, holy i get so hard

what?

#65
CoCloudy
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ilovefrozenblueberries [#51]

ontop of breeze pyramids you can act as a semi-gekko flash and cover the enemies

The way my jaw dropped 💀💀

#66
CoCloudy
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number_1_Ego_fan [#61]

Of course it had to be CoCloudy who posted this

what are you tryna say?

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Brimstan
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Save this for the offseason

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